September 27th, 2019: Please read the alt text here for an important disclaimer!! Also: SURPRISE THERE'S ALT TEXT ON EVERY COMIC, YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO BACK TO RE-READ THEM ALL BUT IF YOU DO HAPPEN TO READ ONE AGAIN, THINK OF IT AS A LITTLE SURPRISE

To make sure the best gifts ever in time get to you when you want them, here are the HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES. Orders placed before or on these dates will get to you in time for Christmas!

December 3rd: Last day for international (non-US!) orders!
December 9th: Last day that ALL US shipping methods are safe.
December 16th: Last day that to use USPS Priority or UPS Ground!
December 20th: Only super express options work!
AFTERWARDS: ALL DEADLINES HAVE PASSED, ALL THAT REMAINS IS REGRET

You and yours may DEFINITELY enjoy these items!!

One year ago today: studies indicate that, in fact, it's only SOMETIMES better too late than too never

– Ryan