T-Rex: Character names are important! But don't take my word for it...
T-Rex: ...take the word of my new character, DR. LOUDNIPPLES!
T-Rex: He's a very tragic figure, who after losing his family in the war, has a very hard life as a refugee and immigrant in a country that despises him. You'll learn a lot about prejudice when you read the heartbreaking - and dare I say, heartwarming? - tale of the good Doctor Loudnipples.
Utahraptor: An excellent example, T-Rex! It's very hard to take ol' Loudnips seriously!
T-Rex: Wait -
T-Rex: I meant for him to be an example of a GREAT name. It sticks in your mind! You hear the name and you think "Whoah, what? I want to know more about him while also remembering him forever!"
Utahraptor: I mean -
Utahraptor: He mostly just makes me appreciate quiet nipples??
Narrator: MEANWHILE, IN TUDOR ENGLAND:
T-Rex: William Shakespeare, do YOU agree with me about Dr. Loudnipples?
Off panel: uhhhh i just added a character named "dr. butts" to henry viii
Off panel: so i am ALL IN
