T-Rex: Jealousy and envy: SOME people think they're different! But they're just jealous.
T-Rex: Jealous of how right I am in conflating them constantly!!
Dromiceiomimus: Envy is wanting something someone else has, while jealousy is the fear that something you have will be taken away by someone else, yeah?
T-Rex: ALLEGEDLY. But who makes that distinction anymore? Only those who are literally envious of how synonymous those two words are to me!
Utahraptor: Okay, so use 'em synonymously! I'm not gonna correct you.
T-Rex: Pfft. You're gonna!
Utahraptor: Dude, this "prescriptivist vs descriptivist" battle is LONG OVER. Descriptivists won! The stern ruler-wielding grammarians no longer exist, or if they do, there's less and less of them because they're all DYING OUT from being HELLA OLD.
T-Rex: Fewer and fewer of them, you mean.
Off panel: AHA, you walked right into my trap!! YOU HAVE PET GRAMMAR RULES YOU LOVE, JUST LIKE THE REST OF US! Admit it!!
T-Rex: NOOOOOOOOOOO
