Narrator: IT'S TIME TO LEARN ABOUT WATERMELONS
Narrator: I KNOW YOU ONLY WANTED TO READ A COMIC TODAY...

Narrator: ...BUT NOW YOU GOTTA LEARN WATERMELON FACTS INSTEAD

Narrator: YEP! NOTHING YOU CAN DO NOW! WHEN YOU WERE A KID YOU THOUGHT IT'D BE GREAT TO LEARN HOW TO READ, BUT YOU DIDN'T REALIZE THAT ALL YOU WERE DOING WAS INVITING THE THOUGHTS OF ANOTHER PERSON TO ENTER YOUR HEAD, WITH ALL THE VIBRANCY AND MEANING OF YOUR OWN!
Narrator: GOTCHA

Narrator: AND NOW IT'S TOO LATE! FAR TOO LATE!

Narrator: ALL YOU CAN DO NOW IS CONTINUE READING, CONTINUE ALLOWING MY IDEAS TO INTRUDE INTO YOUR MOST PRIVATE PLACE: YOUR OWN MIND! AND THE BEST PART IS YOU CAN'T KNOW WHAT I'M GOING TO MAKE YOU THINK UNTIL YOU'RE ALREADY THINKING IT. READING TRULY IS AMAZING! I'M UNSTOPPABLE!!

Narrator: WATERMELONS ARE RELATED TO CUCUMBERS