T-Rex: Good news, everyone! I'm now a VIRTUE ETHICIST! Whenever I face a problem, I ask myself...

T-Rex: ..."Hold up, what would a PERFECTLY VIRTUOUS PERSON do in this situation"?

Dromiceiomimus: Let me guess: now you're constantly wondering what Batman would do in a given situation, and usually the answer is "be Batman".
T-Rex: Okay, FIRST: no, BATMAN'S answer is "throw a batarang at it", and SECOND: Batman isn't perfectly virtuous!
T-Rex: Obviously I'm asking myself what SUPERMAN would do in a given situation.

Utahraptor: Laser vision it from space.
T-Rex: Okay, YES, true.

T-Rex: But what would Superman do if he was near kryptonite and lost his powers?? That's what I imagine, and then that's what I do.
Utahraptor: So you stumble around a lot saying "Kryptonite! My one weakness!"
T-Rex: NO, because he's also weak to MAGIC, duh.

T-Rex: Honestly I can see why I'm the only ethicist around here; you guys have a LOT to learn about Superman!
Off panel: Is THAT something Superman would say?
T-Rex: On the cover of a 50s comic where he's acting so out of character you HAVE to buy the comic to see why? HELL YEAH