T-Rex: Okay, we've had THOUSANDS of years of civilization so far, right? Like easily thousands and thousands of years of civilization??

T-Rex: So how come we haven't figured out philosophy yet??

T-Rex: I just want to know the best way to be! I want to read a manual that says "here is how to be alive" and I can say "great, gotcha, thanks for the heads up." But no, INSTEAD we've got COMPETING THEORIES of what it means to be a good person and it's up to ME to decide who has the best ideas?? What the hell have we been DOING?

Utahraptor: Ah, so you think there's such a thing as objective truth.
T-Rex: Heck if I know, man!!

T-Rex: You'd THINK that'd be the sort of thing we would've FIGURED OUT by now, but no, all we have is competing theories and philosophers saying "boo hoo hoo thinking is hard" and "we don't know what the right ethics are lol". Gah! Civilization has been a complete waste of time!!

Off panel: Civilization is what lets you sit around and complain moral philosophy isn't a solved problem yet.
T-Rex: Gah! Civilization has been a partial waste of time when viewed through a particular utilitarianistic lens!!
T-Rex: HAPPY NOW??