T-Rex: Marx! Lenin! Stalin! What do these three men have in common?
T-Rex: That's right!
T-Rex: THEY all got political ideologies named after them!
T-Rex: Where's T-Rexism? Why aren't MY political beliefs being studied, dissected, embellished, debated?
Dromiceiomimus: Probably because your political beliefs haven't changed the world?
T-Rex: SURELY we can agree ideas don't have to be world-changing to be worthy of study!
Utahraptor: No, but it helps if they're at least not COMPLETELY obscure.
T-Rex: RIGHT.
T-Rex: So if I want scores of people to argue over my beliefs, I have to make my beliefs POPULAR. Can do.
T-Rex: *ahem*
T-Rex: Utahraptor, I hereby believe that ice cream is delicious and some - SOME - babies are cute!!
T-Rex: Later, T-Rexism becomes the world's most popular political ideology!
Off panel: Dude, you can't just - narrate yourself??
T-Rex: I CAN TRY
