T-Rex: God knows everything, right?
God: RIGHT
T-Rex: Right!
T-Rex: But God can also DO everything, right?
God: HECK YEAH I CAN
T-Rex: Okay I'm still concerned by the theological implications of you saying "heck yeah", but let's proceed!
Utahraptor: So if God KNOWS everything and can DO everything, then he already knows what he's GOING to do...
T-Rex: ...and so he just knowledged himself out of free will! EXACTLY! God can't DO everything if he KNOWS everything, because he already KNOWS what he'll do, which ABSOLUTELY limits what he CAN do! Tada!
T-Rex: It's the paradox of free will!!
God: I JUST DO THOSE OTHER THINGS IN ALTERNATE UNIVERSES
God: OR AS I CALL THEM
God: PARTY UNIVERSES
T-Rex: Okay nevermind
