T-Rex: Time for a new hobby! For the next little while, I'm big into...

T-Rex: ...I dunno, paper??

Narrator: ONE WEEK LATER:
T-Rex: So it turns out you can measure paper by its WEIGHT, and a heavier one is generally a better-quality paper, but of course that's just a rough rule of thumb and there's lots of other factors!
Dromiceiomimus: Neat!
T-Rex: Yeah, it's pretty cool!

Narrator: TWO WEEKS LATER:
T-Rex: My favourite off-white is "crystal eggshell", though of course "opal champagne" is a close second.
Utahraptor: Obvs!

Narrator: THREE WEEKS LATER:
T-Rex: Okay so I WAS going to order custom watermarked paper, but then I thought at this stage I should really just be making my own, y'know?
Utahraptor: I got discount paper at the gas station.
T-Rex: Dude. NO. Let me hook you up!!

Narrator: FOUR WEEKS LATER:
T-Rex: I'm into pens now. Is it a new hobby, or the natural extension of my previous hobby??
Off panel: Only you can answer th--
T-Rex: TIME TO SPEND WAY TOO MUCH ON A SINGLE PEN AND FIND OUT!!