T-Rex: I like doing things that I enjoy! It's almost tautological!
T-Rex: But that's not important right now!!
T-Rex: What IS important is figuring out how to HACK MY BRAIN so I can CHANGE the things I enjoy. There are people who enjoy hard work, and I wanna be one of THOSE guys!
Dromiceiomimus: Or maybe they simply enjoy the RESULTS of hard work, buddy.
T-Rex: Either way! They're enjoying SOMETHING a lot more than me, that's for darn sure!
Utahraptor: It could be something more complex than just enjoyment.
T-Rex: OH NO
Utahraptor: Yeah, like maybe they're trying to impress someone, or themselves, or they have nothing else going on or -
T-Rex: Ooh, I'll take that one! Hard-working successful people don't enjoy hard work - they just have BORING LIVES, unlike MY rad life! So THAT'S why I'm not more successful.
Off panel: You know, if you spent half as much time working hard as you do figuring out justifications for not working hard, you'd be -
T-Rex: - NOT AS HAPPY WITH MY LIFE AS I CURRENTLY AM, THANK YOU
