T-Rex: Sherlock Holmes, who was like Batman but with a dramatically adjusted bat/man focus ratio, frowned.
T-Rex: This latest case promised to be really fascinating and hard!
T-Rex: So Sherlock, who was like the Hardy Boys but combined into one person and with harder mysteries, began his investigation in earnest. As he explored the scene, like Poirot only with a different accent and more normie facial hair too, he found clues - clues that promised to unravel this mystery quickly, much like Miss Marple would in one of her many cases!!
Utahraptor: What's going on here?
T-Rex: BRAND EXPANSION, baby!
T-Rex: I'm comparing Sherlock to others, so that fans of those detectives have an on-ramp to MY world of Sherlock's Wacky Cases! Nancy Drew might not be in the public domain, but it's not illegal to say Holmes is LIKE her, you know? Nor is it illegal to publish a book called "Nancy Drew's Pal Sherlock Holmes!"
Narrator: TURNS OUT THAT LAST ONE IS ILLEGAL THOUGH:
T-Rex: Sherlock was like, "Wow, THOUGHT POLICE much??" Nancy Drew nodded as another character, who was like John Wick but different in many ways that don't come up in this story, agreed too!
T-Rex: CHECK AND MATE, "LAW"