T-Rex: Holy smokes! I finally did it!

T-Rex: I finally used up a whole thing of Chapstick before losing it!!

Dromiceiomimus: Wow, your lips must've been super waxy - all covered in a fine film, only it's not fine, it's super thick and maybe chunky.
T-Rex: Yes, they were!
T-Rex: THANK YOU!

Utahraptor: Was there a prize at the end? I heard there's a prize at the end.

Utahraptor: But nobody's ever gotten the prize because it's impossible to use up a whole thing of Chapstick before losing it, so it's still out there, waiting for the day the One Foretold - They Of The Relentlessly Chappy Lips - will finish it.
T-Rex: Yeah, there's no prize.

T-Rex: There's a little bit of Chapstick at the bottom that doesn't come out, so you can't reach it, but if you use your tongue you CAN reach it, but don't bother!!
T-Rex: It just tastes like CHAPSTICK