T-Rex: You know what some leg models and leggy actors do?
God: TAKE OUT INSURANCE ON THEIR LEGS
T-Rex: Get leg insurance, exactly!!
T-Rex: And hand models do it for their hands and belly models for their bellies and so on. It's a real thing! And in Guam, masters of the martial arts really DO have to register their hands and/or feet as lethal weapons! And, presumably, also pass a course that proves they understand the safe storage and discharging of said hands and/or feet!
Utahraptor: Your point, my friend?
T-Rex: There's nothing stopping US from doing this either!
T-Rex: WE can register our limbs in Guam! WE can insure our walkin' sticks! And the best part is while we MAY need to learn judo, we don't NEED amazing legs for the insurance! We just need to pay premiums and then everyone will ASSUME our legs are GREAT. It's insurance as PR, baby!! You CAN buy happiness!
Off panel: So what happens when you casually drop in conversation that your legs are worth a few million dollars each, and then someone looks at them, then up at you, and asks "But... why?"
T-Rex: Ah, see, THAT'S where the judo comes in
