T-Rex: Ebenezer Scrooge, who was in the public domain, gasped. He was being visited by the Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come!
T-Rex: This ghost was ALSO in the public domain, incidentally!
T-Rex: Since that means anyone can do anything they want with these characters, in THIS story the Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come was a big hairy buff guy who flexed all the time. And Ebenezer was a little hairy buff guy who was really into this, and so put on his OWN gunshow in response. So there was a LOT of hairy men flexing.
Utahraptor: Is Ebenezer going to become a better person here, or...?
T-Rex: Oh! No.
T-Rex: He's already awesome, see, and hairy too, plus he and the ghost of the future are muscle pals.
Utahraptor: T-Rex, buddy... is your story really just a hairy man and a hairy ghost flexing back and forth??
T-Rex: Yes, and I'm calling it "A CHRISTMAS CAROL"! I'm hoping to benefit from consumer confusion, thereby making some AMAZING ESSAYS get produced when teens buy the wrong copy for school!
Off panel: Okay
Off panel: Well on second thought that rules
