T-Rex: Timmy, who was having a good day otherwise, finally developed his mutant power.
T-Rex: Yes, young Timmy could see BEYOND the visible spectrum!
T-Rex: It wasn't just ultraviolet or infrared - Timmy could see the ENTIRE electromagnetic spectrum. Big lazy radio waves passing through everything and everyone! Wee tiny x-rays and even tinier gamma rays, travelling through space!
Utahraptor: Heating up his food in the microwave was a light show for him!
T-Rex: It sure was!
T-Rex: That is, when he could actually SEE it. See, with so many radio waves around us at all times, especially from all the wifi transmitters and receivers that surround us, Timmy was effectively blinded. And since radio waves pass through flesh, closing his eyes offered no relief from their endless light!!
T-Rex: I call my tale, "The Tragedy Of Poor Timmy Who Learned That Seeing Only In The Visible Spectrum Was A Blessing"
Off panel: God. It sounds like a nightmare.
T-Rex: Subtitled, "And You, The Reader, Also Learn About Science A Bit"
