T-Rex: The solar system is OKAY...
T-Rex: ...for a first try!!

Narrator: NOTES ON THE SOLAR SYSTEM

T-Rex: But honestly, isn't it a little boring - staid even! - that all the planets are on BASICALLY the same plane? Space is big and empty, why are we limiting our planetary orbits to a bunch of VARIATIONS on the same tedious orbit?
Dromiceiomimus: Because they all formed from the same nebula?
T-Rex: I want CHANGE, not EXCUSES!

Utahraptor: So what do you have in mind then?
T-Rex: Mix it up!

T-Rex: Earth should have a duplicate that orbits VERTICALLY around the sun, perpendicular from all the other planets. Gorgeous. Now THAT is a solar system with STYLE.
Utahraptor: And with a non-zero chance of catastrophic orbital collision.

T-Rex: So it's got style AND sexy danger! It's like I always say: live fast, die young, and leave an uninhabitable molten corpse!!
Off panel: You DO always say that!
Off panel: ...Though this IS the first time it's ever been RELEVANT