T-Rex: The solar system is still kinda boring, but good news everyone, *I* evolved on it and I got opinions!
T-Rex: So here's...
Narrator: MORE NOTES ON THE SOLAR SYSTEM
T-Rex: The gas giants are cool, but too far away, and all grouped together. A more visually INTERESTING arrangement would alternate rocky and gas, going Mercury, Jupiter, Earth, Saturn, Venus, Uranus, Mars, Neptune. DONE.
Utahraptor: There's so many issues with that arrangement!
T-Rex: But AESTHETICS and COOLNESS ain't one of 'em!
T-Rex: Plus, how SPECTACULAR would the night sky be if SATURN and JUPITER were on either side of us? Answer: extremely!
Utahraptor: Sure, until those nearby giants suck Earth out of its orbit and KILL EVERYONE.
T-Rex: Can I at least get a high five?
Off panel: T-Rex, I'm not high fiving the death of ALL KNOWN LIFE IN THE UNIVERSE.
T-Rex: Huh!
T-Rex: ...Tough but fair!
