God: AROUND 600 YEARS AGO IF YOU WEREN'T RICH AND WANTED A STORY YOU HAD TO IMAGINE IT YOURSELF OR GET SOMEONE ELSE TO TELL YOU ONE BECAUSE NOBODY HAD INVENTED THE PRINTING PRESS YET
T-Rex: True!
God: AND ABOUT 120 YEARS AGO IF YOU WERE BORED WITH YOUR BOOKS YOU WERE OUT OF LUCK BECAUSE NOBODY HAD INVENTED THE RADIO YET
T-Rex: Again, true! I'm not arguing that!
God: AND 100 YEARS AGO TELEVISION GOT INVENTED
T-Rex: Also true!
Utahraptor: Huh?
God: AND ABOUT 50 YEARS AGO THE FIRST VIDEO GAME CONSOLE SHOWED UP AND 30 YEARS AGO THE FIRST WEBSITE CAME ONLINE
T-Rex: So?
God: SO YOU'RE LITERALLY AND WITHOUT EXAGGERATION THE #1 MOST ENTERTAINED GENERATION IN HISTORY
God: AND I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA HOW YOU CAN POSSIBLY BE BORED
T-Rex: But I already VISITED all five websites today, and all they have are screenshots of the other four on them!!
God: DANG IT MAN
