T-Rex: Buffets say they're "all you can eat" but it's a scam!
T-Rex: And it's a scam because of SOCIETY!
T-Rex: SOCIETY tells us dining is more fun with a pal and so we tend not to dine out alone. But when you're with someone, "all you can eat" becomes "all you can POLITELY eat"!! Society LIMITS the amount of food we can consume because we're aware of "appearances" and baloney like that.
Utahraptor: Society doesn't end when you're alone at a buffet.
T-Rex: Yeah, but it kinda does!
T-Rex: Nobody is gonna NOTICE me, nobody is gonna JUDGE, and I can finally - FINALLY - eat all that I can. Not all that I want. ALL THAT I CAN. Buffets are a place to challenge the very limits of the body itself!! I'm not unlike an Olympian in that way, Utahraptor.
Utahraptor: Everybody says so.
T-Rex: Exactly! Now I'm off to record my "before" weight and then to challenge my personal best under buffet conditions AND the global records for gobblin'!
Off panel: I'll call your doctor.
T-Rex: NO! His JEALOUSY has curdled into HATRED!
T-Rex: And medical warnings!!
