T-Rex: Mickey Mouse, who was in the public domain, laughed in that distinctive way he does. And uh...
T-Rex: ...um.
T-Rex: What else does Mickey do?
Dromiceiomimus: He's a prankster, right? Kinda mischievous?
T-Rex: I don't think he's been that way for literal generations, ever since Donald Duck got invented and moved into that space. He's more of a Mario, yeah? A balanced hero, good but not great at everything, at least in the sports games?
Utahraptor: I think he's an underdog, isn't he?
T-Rex: Really? Ever popular Mickey, an UNDERDOG?
Utahraptor: Look man, I don't know. Mickey's been a corporate mascot for so long that I can't tell you who he is outside that context. Who's the Pillsbury Doughboy when he's off the clock? What's Kool-Aid Man like on stat holidays? They're blank slates! Project whatever you want onto them.
Narrator: AND SO:
T-Rex: Mickey Mouse, whose interests included amateur rocketry, small engine repair, and building tiny scale dioramas of his friends' houses and their environs, smiled.
T-Rex: He was suddenly INTERESTING
