T-Rex: There's tons of things that can make you feel old. For example, did you realize that show you liked as a kid...
T-Rex: ...is OLDER THAN YOU MIGHT REALIZE??
T-Rex: However, there's FEWER ways to just be bone-crushingly aware of how pointless aspects of your life can be. Luckily, there's one super effective one!!
Dromiceiomimus: Estate sales?
T-Rex: Oh dang, you know about this?
Dromiceiomimus: I sure do! They're great for feeling like EVERYTHING in life is pointless!
Utahraptor: You live, you get a bunch of stuff, you die, and then it's auctioned off to whoever will take it.
T-Rex: It's wild!
T-Rex: You see a lot that's "misc books: $1" or "beloved childhood toy that means nothing to anyone else: $0" or "baby shoes never worn: $0.25" and it's like - what are we DOING? Why do I have ANYTHING? It's all just junk that's gonna be auctioned off and, if nobody bids, THROWN AWAY. Gah!!
Narrator: BUT THEN:
T-Rex: Ooh, fifty cents for a NEAT WOODEN BOX? I can't NOT have a NEAT WOODEN BOX!
T-Rex: *sigh*
T-Rex: Whatever!! I'll just buy it and worry about my own death later
