T-Rex: Sherlock Holmes, who was this world's tenth-best detective (we're on an alien world), felt scozzoned (we're also in the future and there's new future emotions).
T-Rex: He'd never been so completely throoded before (also in the future there's new verbs)!
T-Rex: As he moves his yondi-2 (new nouns, too) over the draak (lots of new nouns to be quite honest) he couldn't help but notice how its do[sparkling heart emoji]k[meat emoji]a (there's new consonants too, and emojis are consonants now) was [book emoji]✔️[pair of eyes emoji]ing wildly (you can make words entirely out of emojis in the future; it's actually legally mandatory in some jurisdictions ESPECIALLY if you haven't paid for the Full Latin DLC.)
Utahraptor: Your worldbuilding here, awkward though it is, is WAY more interesting than your Sherlock story!
T-Rex: Really!
Utahraptor: Yeah man: you've not only built a new orthography, but also posited a future in which LETTERS are somehow bought and sold as add-on packs, which raises a ton of questions! How's it enforced? Can anyone read DLC sentences, but needs to pay to create them? And who do they pay? How did this dystopia develop?
T-Rex: Sherlock Holmes couldn't answer these questions, and so he turned to his world's #1 best detective: CYBORG ALBERT EINSTEIN!
Off panel: That just raises further questions!
T-Rex: Who, it's worth stressing, is a TALKING DOG in a BOWLER CAP!
Off panel: ...Go on