T-Rex: Etiquette is a series of agreed-upon behaviours that smooth social interactions by giving everyone an idea of what to do! Hence...
Narrator: T-REX'S GUIDE TO ETIQUETTE
Narrator: aka T-Retiquette
T-Rex: When someone enters your house, you should offer them a drink. Which drink varies on the relationship and the time of day, BECAUSE NOTHING IS EVER EASY, but an evergreen option that should always be on offer is water. Everyone loves water!
Dromiceiomimus: I drink so much water that by now my body's 75% of the stuff!
Dromiceiomimus and T-Rex: Hah hah hah
T-Rex: Now, if they say yes to water -
Utahraptor: Yes to water!
T-Rex: - you must ascertain TEMP PREFS.
T-Rex: Do they prefer ice water, which is really a cheeky combination of TWO kinds of water? Or do they want chilled water? Room temperature water? BODY TEMPERATURE WATER?
Utahraptor: The last one, I guess.
T-Rex: Ah, THE PERFECT CHOICE.
T-Rex: Now, body temperature water should be both flavourless AND nigh unnoticeable: a damp but otherwise featureless mass of matter sliding down your throat.
Off panel: On second thought I'd rather never drink again.
T-Rex: Too late! Evolution decided THAT wasn't an OPTION!
