T-Rex: It's time for...
Narrator: THREE STORIES THAT ALWAYS WORK
T-Rex: Story one: a character who up to this point has been very serious and lives in a very serious universe wakes up and discovers that they have been shrunk down to Tiny size and needs to alert everyone that they are now Tiny, but nobody can hear him, and when they do they hear him in a really adorable high-pitched voice.
Dromiceiomimus: Perfect story, everyone loves it.
Utahraptor: Story two: enemies to lovers to activist investors to nodding acquaintances to lovers again.
T-Rex: Tale as old as time!
T-Rex: Story three: werewolves but with other animals, vampires but with other bodily fluids, ghosts but with other species, and Frankensteins but with dogs.
Utahraptor: I would love a Frankenstein dog!
T-Rex: EVERYONE WOULD!
T-Rex: If you are an author who is stuck, give your character a dog who is a Frankenstein, and I promise your story just got 10 times more interesting.
T-Rex: Fun fact! Why this is NOT done more often is one of the great enduring mysteries in the liberal arts!!
