T-Rex: I have grown a vegetable. Is it a good vegetable? No.
T-Rex: But!

T-Rex: It is a LARGE vegetable!

Dromiceiomimus: So I guess now you're entering one of those county fairs for large vegetables?
T-Rex: I guess? What else do you do with a large veggie? It won't taste good. It's too big; its insides are certainly nasty.
Dromiceiomimus: Quick, to the county fair!!

Narrator: AFTER THE JUDGING:
T-Rex: SEVENTH PLACE?!
Utahraptor: That's not bad, buddy!

T-Rex: Sure, but it's not GREAT! I thought I had a big vegetable but six other people's vegetables were WAY bigger.
Utahraptor: They were TRYING to grow loomsters! You did it by ACCIDENT.
T-Rex: The lesson? Someone's always better at EVERYTHING, and all I can do is be content with my best!

Narrator: THIS REALIZATION CAUSES T-REX TO ACHIEVE... ENLIGHTENMENT!!
T-Rex: AW FRIG!!
T-Rex: Being enlightened RULES; beats me why other dudes don't do it! They must SUCK!
Narrator: BUT THAT COMMENT MAKES HIM LOSE ENLIGHTENMENT AGAIN!
T-Rex: ...Dang.