Narrator: So You've Decided To Stop Being An Infinite Being Of Pure Energy And Become Corporeal Instead
T-Rex: Great choice!

T-Rex: Many who decide to become mortal being of flesh and blood DO live to regret it...

T-Rex: ...but only briefly!
Dromiceiomimus: On the time scales YOU'RE used to, anyway!
Dromiceiomimus: Now, you're probably wondering about your new body. Will it be perfect?
T-Rex: Oh, HEAVENS no.

Utahraptor: But will it at least be "pretty good"?
T-Rex: TOTAL roll of the dice!

T-Rex: Luckily, there are aftermarket add-ons you can get for your body once you're inside it that attempt to fix these flaws, such as "glasses", "medical footwear", and "corrective surgeries", but these all require "money".
Utahraptor: So you'll want to ensure you've got a bunch of THAT.

T-Rex: Don't forget: all happiness you will ever experience now depends on chemicals that you must rely on your body to excrete, but SOMETIMES, it won't!
Off panel: That is CLASSIC bodies right there.
T-Rex and off panel: NO REFUNDS!!