T-Rex: Time for me to introduce my new character, the sensational find of the year. Everyone, please meet -

T-Rex: JOHNNY DIVORCED!!

Dromiceiomimus: Oh. Is he - divorced, T-Rex?
T-Rex: No. No! Happily married.
Dromiceiomimus: So can I assume his parents, Mr. and Mrs. Divorced -
T-Rex: Mr. and Mr. Divorced.
Dromiceiomimus: Mr. and Mr. Divorced, are they married?
T-Rex: They divorced, but it was in an incident that has no impact on the narrative.

Utahraptor: So why is he NAMED "Johnny Divorced" if he's not divorced?!
T-Rex: Come on, dude!

T-Rex: Is Sabrina Carpenter a CARPENTER? Is John Wick a part of a CANDLE?
Utahraptor: Okay, fine, but -
T-Rex: Did Jimmy Carter pursue the obsolete profession of using a horse and cart to move goods? DID DB COOPER CRAFT WOODEN CASKS??

Off panel: We don't actually know that last one. DB Cooper may have crafted wooden casks in addition to being a charismatic and successful air pirate.
T-Rex: NO
T-Rex: Because THAT is the role of my original character, JOHNNY DIVORCED!!