T-Rex: There was a time the only way to contact someone was by walking up and saying something in range of their face! Things were SIMPLE.
T-Rex: But then we got cocky!!

T-Rex: But then we got SO COCKY that we invented WRITING!

T-Rex: And suddenly people from all over could contact us, but at least they had to buy a stamp.
Dromiceiomimus: But then we invented emails! Fully electric mails!
T-Rex: And that was FREE, but at least they all came to one place. But then we invented DMs!

T-Rex: Now people can direct message us on approximately infinity different platforms!
Utahraptor: Eugh!

T-Rex: And I have neither the time nor inclination to be handling infinity things on infinity platforms! From now on, talk to me in real life, send me a text or an email, and that is IT. I'm done, Utahraptor! I'M DONE.
Utahraptor: Right there with you, bud!

T-Rex: ...Wait. Wait wait wait. Did Dromiceiomimus call emails "electric mails" earlier?
T-Rex: Because that's awesome and definitely what I'm calling them from now on??