T-Rex: Like hanging out with kids, but only for a little bit? Wish you could just pass your kid off to someone else when you're done with 'em?

T-Rex: Have you considered being... an AUNT OR UNCLE??

T-Rex: As an aunt or uncle, you get all the family benefits of getting to hang with cool kids, but with minimal downsides. Diaper changes: OPTIONAL! Discipline: NOT YOUR CONCERN! You can stuff these children full of candy and then give them back to their parents and WALK AWAY.

Utahraptor: It truly is the best way to experience children!
T-Rex: RIGHT??

T-Rex: Plus you don't have to go through the tedious, boring process of egg-laying and egg-rearing yourself!
Utahraptor: Let someone else do the work - you just SHOW UP, indulge children, ignore parents, and LEAVE - secure in the knowledge that in kid eyes, YOU'RE the coolest!!

T-Rex: P.S.: to win their affection, simply encourage children make Kool-Aid with SO MUCH SUGAR that the water becomes saturated, leaving what's left to form a thick sludge at the bottom.
Off panel: ...Is it good?
T-Rex: Utahraptor!
T-Rex: It is not!