Image description: It's five separate comics in one image, all using the same template, hand-drawn based on the standard one
T-Rex: I sometime wonder if I've become too dependent on my daily routine.
T-Rex: I think I need to start thinking "outside the box"
T-Rex: I will imagine that this house is the box. My stomping of said box will symbolize my ability to effect change in my life.
Dromiceiomimus: You will symbolize change through repetition?
T-Rex: DO NOT LESSEN THE METAPHOR!
Utahraptor: What does the girl represent?
T-Rex: Since I stomp the girl every day, she represents my daily routine.
Utahraptor: Your metaphors for changing seem to be a thinly-veiled attempt not to.
T-Rex: Oh yeah? Well this next one represents you.
T-Rex: LOOK AT ME! I'M A STUPID UTAHRAPTOR! I WISH I HAD LIFE ALL FIGURED OUT LIKE T-REX!
T-Rex: 〚small〛 (left elbow down, right elbow up) 〚end small〛 The crazy Utahraptor thinks I have OCD.
T-Rex: 〚small〛 (open mouth) 〚end small〛 I wonder what that stands for. "Overly Competent Dinosaur"
T-Rex: 〚small〛 (Left foot, stomp house.) 〚end small〛 Or perhaps "Outstandingly Creative Dialogue"..... Hey Dromiceiomimus, did you hear? Utahraptor thinks I am "One Cool Dude"!
Dromiceiomimus: I am filled with my "Ordinarily Cautious Doubt"
T-Rex: 〚small〛 (Turn around, stomp girl.) 〚end small〛 Hey Utahraptor, I really appreciate that you think I'm "Oh-so Clever and Delightful"!
Utahraptor: what?
Utahraptor: OCD stands for "Obsessive Compulsive Disorder"! It means you are consumed by the constant need to do something, in this case, stomp.
T-Rex: Oh, Crap! Detected!
T-Rex: Holy crap! There's a bomb in the comic.
T-Rex: If I stop stomping the comic will explode!
T-Rex: I must stomp unceasingly or we are all surely doomed!
Dromiceiomimus: Isn't that all you ever do anyway?
T-Rex: I must heroically continue to save us all!
Utahraptor: Holy Crap, T-Rex! You just stomped that house!
T-Rex: It's okay! It was full of cans!
T-Rex: You see what you've done? You've distracted me from my stomping. Now the comic will explode.
Utahraptor: I'd better run!
T-Rex: Now that he is gone I can freely admit that there never was a bomb. I just wanted an excuse to stomp!
T-Rex: I am reliving the same day of my life over and over again until I get it right.
T-Rex: I will prove it to you, I know what will happen before it happens! Watch: I am about to stomp a house.
T-Rex: You see that? Proof!
Dromiceiomimus: T-Rex, you are confusing yourself with a Bill Murray character again.
T-Rex: I knew you were going to say that!
Utahraptor: Hey T-Rex! I know what's going to happen too!
T-Rex: Really, what?
Utahraptor: You're going to say something stupid and then naively play it off as though everything worked out in your favor.
T-Rex: Oh yeah?? Well... I... predict that you're a stupid!
T-Rex: How did I know? You see that? Proof!
T-Rex: Hey, you know what I don't like anymore? STOMPING.
T-Rex: It's so overdone. I no longer enjoy STOMPING.
Dromiceiomimus: Hey T-Rex, why are you stomping that house?
T-Rex: Irony. Haven't you heard? It's cool to do things you no longer enjoy.
Utahraptor: And why are you stomping the girl?
T-Rex: Nostalgia.
T-Rex: It's been so long that I've enjoyed stomping that it has come back in style.
Utahraptor: It seems that all your stages of fashion involve stomping.
T-Rex: Irony and Nostalgia are no longer "In". The big thing now...... Stomping!
