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What are the haps my friends


March 30th, 2006: Around 8:00 tonight I started getting dozens of emails about this event in Ravenna, Ohio. The website in question is of course the one hosted here, on my site, for my friend Posterchild. The short version is that some young women in Ohio made some Mario Question blocks as described on the site and put them up around town - then someone found this suspicious and the bomb squad got called in and now these girls might be facing criminal charges. I feel terrible for the people involved. I've updated the site to reflect these events.

To make sure the best gifts ever in time get to you when you want them, here are the HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES. Orders placed before these dates will get to you in time for Christmas!

December 1st-4th: All shipping methods except U.S.P.S. First-Class Package International Service™ are safe.
December 5th: International orders made not selecting U.S.P.S. Priority Mail Express International™ shipping will likely arrive in January.
December 10th: USPS FIRST CLASS and STANDARD may not make it in time and neither will USPS EXPRESS MAIL INTERNATIONAL.
December 14th: ALMOST NOTHING IS SAFE. USPS EXPRESS is the only safe USPS option. For FEDEX HOME/GROUND shipping it depends on where you are: refer to this map!
December 17th: A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE (IF THINGS PLACED ON OR AFTER THIS DATE ARRIVE BY THE 24TH, THAT IS)

One year ago today: criminal record: helicopter theft

– Ryan

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