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May 9th, 2006: Hey, Chris' Things That Don't Exist site is a year old today! It's a site that came about because of a content we had here a little over a year ago. If you are looking for a comprehensive list of things that don't exist, that site is totally the place to start. You can add your own thing to the list too! My favourite is this one. If you want to get a constant feed of things that don't exist, try their RSS feed (powered by my own RSSPECT). FINALLY: the latest Cat and Girl is solid gold!

To make sure the best gifts ever in time get to you when you want them, here are the HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES. Orders placed before these dates will get to you in time for Christmas!

December 1st-4th: All shipping methods except U.S.P.S. First-Class Package International Service™ are safe.
December 5th: International orders made not selecting U.S.P.S. Priority Mail Express International™ shipping will likely arrive in January.
December 10th: USPS FIRST CLASS and STANDARD may not make it in time and neither will USPS EXPRESS MAIL INTERNATIONAL.
December 14th: ALMOST NOTHING IS SAFE. USPS EXPRESS is the only safe USPS option. For FEDEX HOME/GROUND shipping it depends on where you are: refer to this map!
December 17th: A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE (IF THINGS PLACED ON OR AFTER THIS DATE ARRIVE BY THE 24TH, THAT IS)

One year ago today: feeeeed the birds, chimichangas a bag

– Ryan

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