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May 24th, 2006: If you want some real-life gender rolls, you should talk to Lesley-Anne, who has made some delicious-looking real-life gender rolls, along with some kickin' Dinosaur Comics rolls too! They appear to be extremely delicious.

Also, I added the Oh No Robot shirt to the merchandise page, on account of how it is adorable and how they're shipped with the other shirts anyway! You can buy it in three-packs if you want too. Shirts!

To make sure the best gifts ever in time get to you when you want them, here are the HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES. Orders placed before these dates will get to you in time for Christmas!

December 1st-4th: All shipping methods except U.S.P.S. First-Class Package International Service™ are safe.
December 5th: International orders made not selecting U.S.P.S. Priority Mail Express International™ shipping will likely arrive in January.
December 10th: USPS FIRST CLASS and STANDARD may not make it in time and neither will USPS EXPRESS MAIL INTERNATIONAL.
December 14th: ALMOST NOTHING IS SAFE. USPS EXPRESS is the only safe USPS option. For FEDEX HOME/GROUND shipping it depends on where you are: refer to this map!
December 17th: A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE (IF THINGS PLACED ON OR AFTER THIS DATE ARRIVE BY THE 24TH, THAT IS)

One year ago today: ways to win or at least end arguments

– Ryan

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