May 25th, 2006: If you scroll down, down, way down, you'll see the footer for the site now reflects the warmest of all seasons, summer! It was updated by David, whose comic you probably already read. He's a dude who uses what appears to be clip art, but who can actually draw, making him something of an anomaly. One year ago today: reason as the source of knowledge – Ryan
December 1st-4th: All shipping methods except U.S.P.S. First-Class Package International Service™ are safe. December 5th: International orders made not selecting U.S.P.S. Priority Mail Express International™ shipping will likely arrive in January. December 10th: USPS FIRST CLASS and STANDARD may not make it in time and neither will USPS EXPRESS MAIL INTERNATIONAL. December 14th: ALMOST NOTHING IS SAFE. USPS EXPRESS is the only safe USPS option. For FEDEX HOME/GROUND shipping it depends on where you are: refer to this map!
December 17th: A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE (IF THINGS PLACED ON OR AFTER THIS DATE ARRIVE BY THE 24TH, THAT IS)
One year ago today: reason as the source of knowledge