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June 13th, 2006: I have a copy of Sisqo's "The Thong Song" that starts skipping half-way through, and I never noticed until today, because I'd never gotten that far into it before! Can you believe it?


GUESS WHAT JUST CAME OUT: IT'S MY NEW BOOK!! If you've ever wondered what you'd do if you were stranded in the past, wonder no longer! With HOW TO INVENT EVERYTHING, you'll reinvent civilization from scratch, no matter what time period you're in. You'll become the single most influential, decisive, and important person ever born. You'll make history...

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Here's the trailer!

One year ago today: competitive eating / the saltine challenge!

– Ryan

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