Narrator: What If... All Dinosaurs Were Stand-Up Comedians?
T-Rex: It could happen! Think about it!
T-Rex: Have you ever wondered why dinosaurs are so loud?
T-Rex: I mean, is there any reason to be shouting? Have we lost a puppy? Are we dissatisfied with the taste of tar? Do we hurt our feet by CRUSHING PUNY LOG CABINS?
Dromiceiomimus: Boo! You suck, T-Rex!
T-Rex: Maybe it's because MY WIFE LEFT!
Utahraptor: 〚wearing an ushanka〛 Hey hey hey!
T-Rex: Huh?
Utahraptor: 〚still wearing the ushanka〛 In Soviet Russia, inanimate objects step on you!
T-Rex: What a country!
Narrator: Answer: They'd all be retarded.