August 17th, 2006: Hey, do you program in Ruby? A lot of people do! Leonard Richardson, who not only wrote Dadasaurus Rex and the Dinosaur Comics Nethack patch AND bought me the most expensive AND most delicious
peanut butter sandwich I've ever had (or, really, ever imagined) wrote a book called
the Ruby Cookbook and it's been getting good reviews! ALSO: one of the examples features a certain T-Rex that
readers of this comic might find COMPELLINGLY FAMILIAR. So if you're in the market for a Ruby book, I would totally get this one! One year ago today: never tell a lie – Ryan
December 1st-4th: All shipping methods except U.S.P.S. First-Class Package International Service™ are safe. December 5th: International orders made not selecting U.S.P.S. Priority Mail Express International™ shipping will likely arrive in January. December 10th: USPS FIRST CLASS and STANDARD may not make it in time and neither will USPS EXPRESS MAIL INTERNATIONAL. December 14th: ALMOST NOTHING IS SAFE. USPS EXPRESS is the only safe USPS option. For FEDEX HOME/GROUND shipping it depends on where you are: refer to this map!
December 17th: A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE (IF THINGS PLACED ON OR AFTER THIS DATE ARRIVE BY THE 24TH, THAT IS)
One year ago today: never tell a lie