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What are the haps my friends


September 11th, 2006: I was out flipping kayaks over the weekend, so if you've ordered a shirt from Friday onward and haven't heard from me, you'll get a confirmation email from me today. Thank you for your orders by the way! Each is like a child, a child that somehow works in reverse and feeds ME, and asking me to pick my favourite is like asking me to pick out the prettiest star from the night sky!


GUESS WHAT JUST CAME OUT: IT'S MY NEW BOOK!! If you've ever wondered what you'd do if you were stranded in the past, wonder no longer! With HOW TO INVENT EVERYTHING, you'll reinvent civilization from scratch, no matter what time period you're in. You'll become the single most influential, decisive, and important person ever born. You'll make history...

...better.

Here's the trailer!

One year ago today: t-rex playing with the british national corpus

– Ryan

big ups and shouts out