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September 11th, 2006: I was out flipping kayaks over the weekend, so if you've ordered a shirt from Friday onward and haven't heard from me, you'll get a confirmation email from me today. Thank you for your orders by the way! Each is like a child, a child that somehow works in reverse and feeds ME, and asking me to pick my favourite is like asking me to pick out the prettiest star from the night sky!

To make sure the best gifts ever in time get to you when you want them, here are the HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES. Orders placed before these dates will get to you in time for Christmas!

December 1st-4th: All shipping methods except U.S.P.S. First-Class Package International Service™ are safe.
December 5th: International orders made not selecting U.S.P.S. Priority Mail Express International™ shipping will likely arrive in January.
December 10th: USPS FIRST CLASS and STANDARD may not make it in time and neither will USPS EXPRESS MAIL INTERNATIONAL.
December 14th: ALMOST NOTHING IS SAFE. USPS EXPRESS is the only safe USPS option. For FEDEX HOME/GROUND shipping it depends on where you are: refer to this map!
December 17th: A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE (IF THINGS PLACED ON OR AFTER THIS DATE ARRIVE BY THE 24TH, THAT IS)

One year ago today: t-rex playing with the british national corpus

– Ryan

big ups and shouts out