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September 19th, 2006:
Amy and Alice both sent me a link to this article on dinosaur sex, which is both educational and entertaining. For example: "[Dinosaur] mating had to be done with great delicacy and great precision. It must have been utterly charming to watch, quite unlike our own species.". It also calls dinosaurs "the planet's most successful lovers", so I guess I should say sorry to everyone who was gunning for a title like that. It is already taken.

To make sure the best gifts ever in time get to you when you want them, here are the HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES. Orders placed before these dates will get to you in time for Christmas!

December 1st-4th: All shipping methods except U.S.P.S. First-Class Package International Service™ are safe.
December 5th: International orders made not selecting U.S.P.S. Priority Mail Express International™ shipping will likely arrive in January.
December 10th: USPS FIRST CLASS and STANDARD may not make it in time and neither will USPS EXPRESS MAIL INTERNATIONAL.
December 14th: ALMOST NOTHING IS SAFE. USPS EXPRESS is the only safe USPS option. For FEDEX HOME/GROUND shipping it depends on where you are: refer to this map!
December 17th: A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE (IF THINGS PLACED ON OR AFTER THIS DATE ARRIVE BY THE 24TH, THAT IS)

One year ago today: who would have thought this 'who can be the better fake panhandler' competition would reflect poorly on us?

– Ryan

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