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October 2nd, 2006: By popular demand and by people telling me that I should really do it, you can now get some of the men's shirts in my t-shirt store in 2XL sizes. Not all shirts are in 2XL yet because I won't be ordering stock for those for a while, but for those that have new stock coming in soon, you can now buy them in 2XL sizes. You can get A Wizard Has Turned You Into A Whale, Feelings Are Boring Kissing Is Awesome, and I'm Made of Meat in double extra large sizes. Hooray!

Speaking of public demand, I spent all weekend making a limited-run shirt for everyone who emailed me asking for a Beards Over Babies shirt. People even sent me their own designs for a shirt! The design I came up with is, as I say on the page where you can totally buy it, "[Something] your little sister would draw for you and you would say 'thank you' and then you might tell her that it's very special."

To make sure the best gifts ever in time get to you when you want them, here are the HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES. Orders placed before these dates will get to you in time for Christmas!

December 1st-4th: All shipping methods except U.S.P.S. First-Class Package International Service™ are safe.
December 5th: International orders made not selecting U.S.P.S. Priority Mail Express International™ shipping will likely arrive in January.
December 10th: USPS FIRST CLASS and STANDARD may not make it in time and neither will USPS EXPRESS MAIL INTERNATIONAL.
December 14th: ALMOST NOTHING IS SAFE. USPS EXPRESS is the only safe USPS option. For FEDEX HOME/GROUND shipping it depends on where you are: refer to this map!
December 17th: A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE (IF THINGS PLACED ON OR AFTER THIS DATE ARRIVE BY THE 24TH, THAT IS)

One year ago today: research for this comic included visiting websites with the word 'astro-NOT' used over and over again.

– Ryan

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