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October 13th, 2006: It is already fall! I was wrong. In any case, Sam saved the day with this excellent fall footer, completing the tiny woman's outfit with a matching scarf and jaunty chapeau. If you stare for a bit something special happens. Thanks Sam! Here are the spring and summer versions (notice the itsy bitsy bikini! HOTT)


GUESS WHAT JUST CAME OUT: IT'S MY NEW BOOK!! If you've ever wondered what you'd do if you were stranded in the past, wonder no longer! With HOW TO INVENT EVERYTHING, you'll reinvent civilization from scratch, no matter what time period you're in. You'll become the single most influential, decisive, and important person ever born. You'll make history...

...better.

Here's the trailer!

One year ago today: vaudeville-style comedy, i guess?

– Ryan

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