December 28th, 2006: Thank you to Cat, who not only pointed me to where I could find a link to my old winter footer (of course!), but also gave me one that is clearly much prettier, which you can see by scrolling waaay down to the bottom. Thanks, Cat! Also thanks to Gloria who pointed me to this desktop wallpaper which incorporates the old footer as well. You ladies totally have my back! One year ago today: naming your kids after ex-girlfriends, yee-haw – Ryan
December 1st-4th: All shipping methods except U.S.P.S. First-Class Package International Service™ are safe. December 5th: International orders made not selecting U.S.P.S. Priority Mail Express International™ shipping will likely arrive in January. December 10th: USPS FIRST CLASS and STANDARD may not make it in time and neither will USPS EXPRESS MAIL INTERNATIONAL. December 14th: ALMOST NOTHING IS SAFE. USPS EXPRESS is the only safe USPS option. For FEDEX HOME/GROUND shipping it depends on where you are: refer to this map!
December 17th: A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE (IF THINGS PLACED ON OR AFTER THIS DATE ARRIVE BY THE 24TH, THAT IS)
One year ago today: naming your kids after ex-girlfriends, yee-haw