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January 12th, 2007: I got a few emails asking if I was talking about Randall's amazing xkcd in my last comic about obscure humour! I was actually talking about myself, although we are both guilty of making computer programming jokes! WAIT DID I SAY "GUILTY" I MEANT "PLEASED TO"

Also the comic before that, about zombie epidemiology, raised some concerns about the viability of zombies. Anders Sandberg was rad and simulated the spread of zombies, assuming both fast and slow (good and sucky) zombies, which can also evolve. I HAVE SOME BAD NEWS: they are going to win! I guess it depends on which kinds of zombies you start out with. If you've got evolving zombies, then man, I don't know what to tell you. They're the future. We're doomed! Plus, they leave a much smaller ecological footprint.

To make sure the best gifts ever in time get to you when you want them, here are the HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES. Orders placed before these dates will get to you in time for Christmas!

December 1st-4th: All shipping methods except U.S.P.S. First-Class Package International Service™ are safe.
December 5th: International orders made not selecting U.S.P.S. Priority Mail Express International™ shipping will likely arrive in January.
December 10th: USPS FIRST CLASS and STANDARD may not make it in time and neither will USPS EXPRESS MAIL INTERNATIONAL.
December 14th: ALMOST NOTHING IS SAFE. USPS EXPRESS is the only safe USPS option. For FEDEX HOME/GROUND shipping it depends on where you are: refer to this map!
December 17th: A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE (IF THINGS PLACED ON OR AFTER THIS DATE ARRIVE BY THE 24TH, THAT IS)

One year ago today: ryan finally a comic that applies to my own life

– Ryan

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