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February 16th, 2007: If you're looking for more holidays to celebrate, might I suggest Girls Are Pretty? For example, you probably didn't even celebrate Your Robot That Carries Drinks From The Kitchen Into The Living Room Is In Love With Your Teenage Daughter Day, DID YOU?


GUESS WHAT JUST CAME OUT: IT'S MY NEW BOOK!! If you've ever wondered what you'd do if you were stranded in the past, wonder no longer! With HOW TO INVENT EVERYTHING, you'll reinvent civilization from scratch, no matter what time period you're in. You'll become the single most influential, decisive, and important person ever born. You'll make history...

...better.

Here's the trailer!

One year ago today: okay there are actually some fantasy novels that don't have talking horses PROBABLY

– Ryan

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