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February 22nd, 2007: Friends, here is the secret to preparing a good roast chicken: cook it at 450 degrees for the first 15-20 minutes, and then reduce the heat to about 350 for the remainder. It is perfect chicken every time! I prepared some last night and thought to myself, "The internet needs to hear about THIS!"


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One year ago today: what if i had no friends comics

– Ryan

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