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<p><b>GIFT CERTIFICATES</b><p>
<p>Gift certificates are a good gift for someone in case you don't know their shirt size and seriously have no way of finding out, or you don't know if they prefer books to buttons or what have you.  They say, "The ball is in your court, dear friend!"  They look like this:</p>
<p><img src="certificate_preview.png" width=500 height=386></p>
<p>The big print congratulates the bearer on perfect attendance!  This reflects the fact that I hope everyone has attended something without messing it up at least once in their lives.  The small print there specifies that the certificates are good for one year after purchase, that any unused certificate value stays on file as store credit, that it is not redeemable for cash, that to use the certificate all you have to do is email me with what you'd like to purchase, and that the certificate isn't valid unless I've signed it.  Tada!</p>
<p>The certificate itself is about 5 1/2 inches by 7 inches, and I'll send it to you in the mail.  It's valid as soon as you purchase it, however, and if it's a last-minute gift for someone (or for - yourself?) I can email you a PDF for you to print out yourself.  It'll be okay if I don't sign it.</p>
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<p>They are available in denominations of $20, $30, $50, $75, and $100!  These are all in USD.  Be sure to let me know whose name I should write on the certificate when ordering.  These certificates also end up shipping with a personalized T-Rex sketch in the lower left corner.  I hope that's okay!</p>


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<b><i>A Dinosaur Comics Gift Certificate: To Show That I Care, More Than All Your Other, Lesser Friends and Lovers</i></b>
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<tr><td><center>$20<BR>
<form target="paypal" action="https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr" method="post">
<input type="hidden" name="cmd" value="_cart">
<input type="hidden" name="business" value="dinosaurcomics@insaneabode.com">
<input type="hidden" name="item_name" value="Dinosaur Comics Gift Certificate -  $20">
<input type="hidden" name="item_number" value="DC-CERT-20">
<input type="hidden" name="amount" value="20.00">
<input type="hidden" name="currency_code" value="USD">
<input type="image" src="addtocart.gif" border="0" name="submit" alt="boy howdy, sign me up for that!">
<input type="hidden" name="add" value="1">
<input type="hidden" name="cn" value="Optional Message">
</form>
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<td><center>$30<BR>
<form target="paypal" action="https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr" method="post">
<input type="hidden" name="cmd" value="_cart">
<input type="hidden" name="business" value="dinosaurcomics@insaneabode.com">
<input type="hidden" name="item_name" value="Dinosaur Comics Gift Certificate -  $30">
<input type="hidden" name="item_number" value="DC-CERT-30">
<input type="hidden" name="amount" value="30.00">
<input type="hidden" name="currency_code" value="USD">
<input type="image" src="addtocart.gif" border="0" name="submit" alt="boy howdy, sign me up for that!">
<input type="hidden" name="add" value="1">
<input type="hidden" name="cn" value="Optional Message">
</form>
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<td><center>$50<BR>
<form target="paypal" action="https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr" method="post">
<input type="hidden" name="cmd" value="_cart">
<input type="hidden" name="business" value="dinosaurcomics@insaneabode.com">
<input type="hidden" name="item_name" value="Dinosaur Comics Gift Certificate -  $50">
<input type="hidden" name="item_number" value="DC-CERT-50">
<input type="hidden" name="amount" value="50.00">
<input type="hidden" name="currency_code" value="USD">
<input type="image" src="addtocart.gif" border="0" name="submit" alt="boy howdy, sign me up for that!">
<input type="hidden" name="add" value="1">
<input type="hidden" name="cn" value="Optional Message">
</form>
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<td><center>$75<BR>
<form target="paypal" action="https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr" method="post">
<input type="hidden" name="cmd" value="_cart">
<input type="hidden" name="business" value="dinosaurcomics@insaneabode.com">
<input type="hidden" name="item_name" value="Dinosaur Comics Gift Certificate -  $75">
<input type="hidden" name="item_number" value="DC-CERT-75">
<input type="hidden" name="amount" value="75.00">
<input type="hidden" name="currency_code" value="USD">
<input type="image" src="addtocart.gif" border="0" name="submit" alt="boy howdy, sign me up for that!">
<input type="hidden" name="add" value="1">
<input type="hidden" name="cn" value="Optional Message">
</form>
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<td><center>$100<BR>
<form target="paypal" action="https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr" method="post">
<input type="hidden" name="cmd" value="_cart">
<input type="hidden" name="business" value="dinosaurcomics@insaneabode.com">
<input type="hidden" name="item_name" value="Dinosaur Comics Gift Certificate -  $100">
<input type="hidden" name="item_number" value="DC-CERT-100">
<input type="hidden" name="amount" value="100.00">
<input type="hidden" name="currency_code" value="USD">
<input type="image" src="addtocart.gif" border="0" name="submit" alt="boy howdy, sign me up for that!">
<input type="hidden" name="add" value="1">
<input type="hidden" name="cn" value="Optional Message">
</form>
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