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shouting "M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M!"
not knowing what the Matrix is
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not keeping your eyes closed during the bukkake and getting pinkeye
winning an AVN Award for your performance in Monstrous Balls
white angst
that the regret index is a cesspit of juvenile humor and wangst
typing "Johnny Depp gelatinous vomit video" when you meant to type "Johnny Depp gangster vehicle"
typing "Johnny Depp gorging vore fetish video" when you meant to type "Johnny Depp gangster vehicle"
being based on the Novel "Push" by Sapphire
typing "Johnny Depp gangrenous vagina" when you meant to type "Johnny Depp gangster vehicle"
wondering where the journalistic convention of writing headlines in the present tense came from
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typing "Johnny Depp gangrape video" when you meant to type "Johnny Depp gangster vehicle"
kidsexchange dot com
living in a kitty cat world
randomly meating people who fill your heart with glee
that I can text in regrets, too
putting the "fun" in erectile dysfunction
playing role playing game
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(1) needing a cheap source of inexpensive antibiotic and hormone free meat
(1) sarongs
(1) liking the idea of the new Johnny Depp gangster video, but the trailers you've seen look like they were all shot on unlit digital video
(1) looking up "walrus" on urbandictionary
(1) typing "Johnny Depp gangster video" when you meant to type "Johnny Depp gangster vehicle"
(1) erectile disfunction
(2) that for every n in N there is a finite sequence a subscript k, of which every member is in Z and is nonnegative, such that the product for i from one to m, where m is the length of the sequence, of p subscript i to the power of a subscript i equals n
(3) living in a doggy dog world
(1) your first real relationship
(3) having a sticky e key, apparently
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watching The Hills (1.0000)
boring season finales (1.0000)
Contemporary Christian Music (1.0000)
meating Brian Peppers (1.0000)
never teling her you've been crazy about her since you met (1.0000)
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breastfeeding (0.0000)
randomly meeting people who fill your heart with glee (0.0000)
that for every n in N there is a finite sequence a subscript k, of which every member is in Z and is nonnegative, such that the product for i from one to m, where m is the length of the sequence, of p subscript i to the power of a subscript i equals n (0.0000)
turtles (0.0000)
managing to resist the perverse curiosity to see TwoGirlsOneCup, so far (0.0000)
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taking the hugest dump (1319/0.8752)
not hooking up with Ryan (645/0.9174)
Kento (447/0.9955)
memorising every Star Trek episode (427/0.1296)
that it took Ryan like a year to get the Regret Index back up again (411/0.7370)
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