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Slavitza Jovan
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watching a vampire get crushed by a pile of hot dogs
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Chuckton Arthur Hall
Alec Guinness de Cuffe
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Thomas Cruise Mapother, IV
that Pseudonym's wikipedia page is very neat but not appropriate for a biography of a living person
that the third result for "rachel" is "Rachael Ray's Official Homepage" for some inscrutable reason
that the second result for "Kento Ikeda" is "Golden Shower Game", hosted on his own website
that the fifth Google result for "Bicoid Babe" is "Bicoid Babe's asshole fountain"
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noticing that many of your favorite deviantArtists that used to draw naughty pics now draw lots of Transformers fanart
having all the symptoms of viral infection except fever because your body is a cold blooded ASSHOLE
mucking aboot, eh
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(1) that you can see restricted art on DeviantArt by playing with the icon for a while
(2) bragging about how long your fallopian tubes are
(1) Space Stallions
(2) watching Jim Carrey masturbate furiously while he thinks he is alone and unobserved in Academy Award winning masterpiece, "The Truman Show"
(1) you come every day
(1) wondering if saying that you're being "ironic" implies that you aren't
(1) being attractive enough to be hit on but not socially aware enough to do anything about it
(1) there were no female pilots in Star Wars
(2) fucking an obese dog in front of your familly
(1) potatoes
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giving up your pets for the sake of a partner (1.0000)
a wild Thom Yorke appears! (1.0000)
used the wrong verb form (1.0000)
that if Ryan doesn't periodically tweak the 'dex, you have no way to explain the occasional changes, like the regret lists on the sidebar suddenly changing, or that thing last year when commenting on regrets temporarily bumped them up the recent comments (1.0000)
Return of the Jedi was made (1.0000)
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attempting to lucid dream (0.0000)
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having impure thoughts about a teenage Winona Rider (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12074/0.9999)
taking the hugest dump (1323/0.8725)
Kento (666/0.9970)
not hooking up with Ryan (652/0.9181)
hey guys, remember Jaylala (469/0.9700)
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