add a new regret How much can you expect to regret ? recent regrets the slow death of the regret index that's what she said that's what what she said v being sick of this whole 'rap' thing really having a hankering to try diprivan now nausea your apocalyptic tenor not having been dispelled living your life on one side of an ampersand significant otter eggs that your significant otter egged on your work badger to wear holes into your uniform shirt that your significant otter seems to think "merc merc merc" experiencing a sudden, crippling burst of writer's block, possibly due to sleep deprivation not clicking the button using 'merch' as an abbreviation for merchandise, and 'merc' as an abbreviation for mercenary, despite the fact that the C is pronounced differently in merc and mercenary that your significant other seems to think that merc, pronounced murk, is an acceptable or correct abbreviation for merchandise that your significant other seems to think that "merc having something on your upper arm that you'd really rather not display in front of certain people you know, and not knowing if you have to avoid swimming with them for the rest of your life or if there's any waterproof way to cover it up ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, that you would get a tattoo, and you even know what it would be, if you could think of a place on your body that you liked enough to put it that serenity owned so hard [ show all 9480 regrets ] recent comments (1) that your significant other seems to think that "merc (3) having something on your upper arm that you'd really rather not display in front of certain people you know, and not knowing if you have to avoid swimming with them for the rest of your life or if there's any waterproof way to cover it up (1) that serenity owned so hard (1) playing Pandemic Two (1) adding an additional reply to your original comment, which then becomes the thing everyone talks about (17) Posting the name and band of your favorite songs in the comment section of this regret (1) smelling your masseuse's vagina as she squatted over your face, not altogether unpleasant, but an unexpected and distant memory to have evoked from one in the course of massage (1) that when people list regulars, you're hardly ever on the list (1) liking feminists except for that postmodern philosophy and socialism deal (1) that either Kento isn't around on the Index anymore, or you've just been missing him whenever he is [ show more ]

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