add a new regret How much can you expect to regret ? recent regrets getting a tatoo of john lock on your back that Oscar the Grouch probably stinks like used diapers and rotting kitchen waste and moldy couch cushions covered in cat piss, but he still has more friends than you being compared to Oscar the Grouch doing stupid things and not suffering for it getting caught up in a bite fight amongst three vampires watching Billy and the Exterminators while drunk being compared to Oscar Wao confusing the Unsolved Mysteries theme song for the MacGyver theme song that there's an Axe Cop wiki that prostitute telling Kento she "just wants to be friends" Flute Cop Occam's GUN THAT SHOOTS CHAINSAWS COVERED IN HIV Occam's pantacopt cutting Axe Cop's head off installing Linux on a dead badger owl drugs running backwards through that cornfield while naked that, in a month, you will be moving to the philippines, and that means you won't be banned from the regret index anymore that of all the changes to the pokemon franchise, the thing you can't get get behind are the changes to ash's hat badger, I meant badger [ show all 17336 regrets ] recent comments (1) finding all those shedinja lying around your apartment (1) running backwards through that cornfield while naked (1) dating Jack Chick, then having a really nasty breakup and then him writing a really obvious Chick tract about the incident (1) taking Kento to a Leafs game (1) never having douched (1) no, homo! (2) being blown off (1) blaming all of your virginity angst regrets on Kento, suicide, it's a suicide (1) that at Waterloo, Napoleon did surrender (1) buying gum [ show more ]

search regrets Look for regrets involving top regrets watching The Hills (1.0000) shows that were never made (1.0000) assuming people on the internet would know when you were joking (1.0000) reading a book in two days, because it was really good, but probably not being able to remember any of it a month after as a result (1.0000) forgetting to reply to correspondence (1.0000) [ show more ] bottom regrets breastfeeding (0.0000) that for every n in N there is a finite sequence a subscript k, of which every member is in Z and is nonnegative, such that the product for i from one to m, where m is the length of the sequence, of p subscript i to the power of a subscript i equals n (0.0000) randomly meeting people who fill your heart with glee (0.0000) managing to resist the perverse curiosity to see TwoGirlsOneCup, so far (0.0000) turtles (0.0000) [ show more ] most voted regrets taking the hugest dump (1319/0.8752) not hooking up with Ryan (645/0.9174) Kento (447/0.9955) memorising every Star Trek episode (427/0.1296) that it took Ryan like a year to get the Regret Index back up again (411/0.7370) [ show more ]