add a new regret How much can you expect to regret ? recent regrets your local mall's only bookstore closing that matt thinks he can be legitimately angry about something and that makes him a BAD Buddhist that usually you like Twitter and don't find your friends' tweets annoying, but you have just one friend who tweets everything, seriously everything, and it's all really mundane stuff getting a tatoo of john lock on your back that Oscar the Grouch probably stinks like used diapers and rotting kitchen waste and moldy couch cushions covered in cat piss, but he still has more friends than you being compared to Oscar the Grouch doing stupid things and not suffering for it getting caught up in a bite fight amongst three vampires watching Billy and the Exterminators while drunk being compared to Oscar Wao confusing the Unsolved Mysteries theme song for the MacGyver theme song that there's an Axe Cop wiki that prostitute telling Kento she "just wants to be friends" Flute Cop Occam's GUN THAT SHOOTS CHAINSAWS COVERED IN HIV Occam's pantacopt cutting Axe Cop's head off installing Linux on a dead badger owl drugs running backwards through that cornfield while naked [ show all 17339 regrets ] recent comments (2) that usually you like Twitter and don't find your friends' tweets annoying, but you have just one friend who tweets everything, seriously everything, and it's all really mundane stuff (1) finding all those shedinja lying around your apartment (1) running backwards through that cornfield while naked (1) dating Jack Chick, then having a really nasty breakup and then him writing a really obvious Chick tract about the incident (1) taking Kento to a Leafs game (1) never having douched (1) no, homo! (2) being blown off (1) blaming all of your virginity angst regrets on Kento, suicide, it's a suicide (1) that at Waterloo, Napoleon did surrender [ show more ]

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