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Chewbacca's voice is a mix of bears, walruses, lions, badgers and other dying animals
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Jewel ordered to register in east Ukraine
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Angkor Wat
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not realizing until you had wasted lots of time that when your ex said he didn't want a serious relationship, he meant it (1.0000)
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watching a British crime drama performed in English but set in Scandinavia in which you are taken out of the action every time the hardboiled cockney gumshoe is paid in kroner (1.0000)
drinking the water in Mexico (1.0000)
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bottom regrets

drinking champagne out of a chimp anus (0.0000)
not being Kento (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
telling that girl in second grade who insisted that you were "the boss of her" to show you her vagina (0.0000)
sprinking chocolate chips on your beloved's breasts as you knead them (0.0000)
slamming your dick in Jewel's boobs (0.0000)
deep throating Stephen Fry (0.0000)
the death of Sylvia Browne (0.0000)
slamming your dick in the car door (0.0000)
having sex with a girl who looked a lot like Christina Ricci (0.0000)
buying multiple copies of the book "To Be or Not to Be" by the incredibly handsome New York Times bestselling author Ryan North (0.0000)
turtles (0.0004)
regret index greatest tits, Kento (0.0077)
breasts (0.0135)
Twin Long Rods #Two (0.0175)
saying no when you should have said yes (0.0217)
having a lesbian crush on Alex Dainis (0.0233)
playing Dungeons & Dragons with Tim Duncan (0.0286)
dongs (0.0297)
going to the Sweatiest Ass in the World world premiere with Kento (0.0309)
staring at Bicoid Babe's ass seriously (0.0310)
all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy (0.0313)
fisting Kevin Bacon at home (0.0370)
hating reality TV shows (0.0385)
sexy makeouts (0.0400)
being awesome (0.0410)
eating raised bread (0.0417)
going slightly out of your way to step on that crunchy looking leaf (0.0433)
consistent pubic lice (0.0455)
dinosaurs (0.0466)
Receiving from Jaylala (0.0476)
all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy (0.0500)
listening to Wagner (0.0500)
dromiceiomimus (0.0513)
futurama (0.0526)
spooning Kento's boobs (0.0526)
being the real deal (0.0526)
all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy (0.0541)
learning to play the xylophone (0.0543)
all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy (0.0556)
how weird The Regret Index becomes at night (0.0556)
breastfeeding (0.0556)
Allison Iraheta being voted off American Idol (0.0556)
being a nerd (0.0580)
drinking delicious lemonade and popping wheelies (0.0588)
boobs (0.0625)
making a fort in your living room out of couch cushions (0.0625)
building a castle out of the junk in a junkyard (0.0625)
managing to resist the perverse curiosity to see TwoGirlsOneCup, so far (0.0625)
the death of Margaret Hilda Thatcher (0.0625)
rocking out (0.0641)
garlic (0.0645)
this video (0.0667)
demanding proof (0.0667)
getting a lick job from a trannie hooker in the dumpster behind Steak n Shake (0.0667)
that rachel is back (0.0667)
playing it loud (0.0704)
wondering what penguin would tase like (0.0714)
having to wear glasses (0.0714)
attempting to lucid dream (0.0714)
not having seen Muriel's Wedding (0.0714)
really not regretting the number one four two eight at all (0.0714)
defending the bullied kid (0.0718)
discovering webcomics (0.0722)
your love of eighties action movies (0.0727)
liking michael showalter a lot (0.0769)
making out with that girl who turned out to still be in high school (0.0769)
eating roast beef off of your own boobs (0.0769)
getting FOUR fish hooks stuck in your scrotum (0.0769)
Zooey Deschanel looks like a sandblasted Lucy Lawless (0.0769)
boobs, vaginas, asses, and such (0.0769)
playing Dungeons & Dragons with Tim Duncan (0.0769)
being a rocker (0.0769)
saying, "boners ahoy!" (0.0787)
sharing warm spiced cider with a loved one (0.0800)
kicking it old school (0.0813)
dinosaur comics (0.0833)
Monty Python (0.0833)
that wikipedia describes attending concerts as a "ritual" (0.0833)
soliciting a fourteen year old boy to pose for sexually explicit photographs (0.0833)
choosing Squirtle (0.0833)
all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy (0.0833)
Bicoid Babe (0.0833)
flushing that gallon of rotten shrimp down the toilet (0.0833)
"Allison Iraheta being voted off American Idol" being voted off the bottom regrets list (0.0833)
staying in college (0.0840)
cuddling (0.0843)
buying a Dinosaur Comics tshirt (0.0862)
sexing her hardcore (0.0870)
being meat (0.0882)
sitting on the floor in second grade (0.0886)
drinking delicious lemonade (0.0887)
drinking a cold beer in the shower (0.0909)
disabling your crazy friend (0.0909)
that groove is in the heart (0.0909)
not supporting the President (0.0909)
that Jewel has huge boobs, seriously (0.0909)
baking bread (0.0909)
Bicoid Babe (0.0909)
just wanting a sign (0.0909)
hugging a tree like a dirty hippie (0.0909)
Getting into Miles Davis (0.0909)
indulging your nerd side (0.0909)
having roast beef (0.0909)
suckling (0.0909)
questioning your sexuality (0.0909)
being a pantyaire, like a millionaire but with panties instead of money (0.0909)
nomming a hamburger (0.0909)
popping wheelies with the boys (0.0918)
making waffles (0.0918)
moving out of your parent's house (0.0941)
holding hands (0.0952)
Digimon (0.0952)
treehouses (0.0952)
fun times involving sushi (0.0959)
playing videogames while drunk (0.0962)
publicly mocking Swine Flu (0.0970)
learning another language (0.0980)
defending cream soda (0.0982)
World War Two's ending in Allied victory (0.0984)
hugging a tree like a koala (0.0986)
butts (0.0991)
the very last thing you said (0.0991)
saying 'boners ahoy' (0.1000)
growing up in a nonchurchgoing family (0.1000)
less than three (0.1000)
that for every n in N there is a finite sequence a subscript k, of which every member is in Z and is nonnegative, such that the product for i from one to m, where m is the length of the sequence, of p subscript i to the power of a subscript i equals n (0.1000)
opening new cider (0.1031)
blowing raspberries (0.1053)
not actually being bitter or a nihilist (0.1053)
sleeping naked (0.1053)
kicking everyone's butt (0.1053)
putting punctuation in your comment (0.1067)
starting over (0.1079)
drinking your first drink (0.1087)
following that white rabbit (0.1111)
loving Batman (0.1111)
the last time you drank (0.1111)
What is this I don't even (0.1111)
that stuff getting eaten is inherently funny (0.1111)
not boning a donkey (0.1111)
vandalizing Wikipedia's chicken page that one time (0.1111)
going to lunch (0.1111)
that "avril lavigne" in Canadia is a line of spring fresh canuck bidets (0.1111)
kissing (0.1116)
becoming an atheist (0.1124)
getting into firefly (0.1126)
party party partying hard (0.1136)
eating bread (0.1143)
ryan north (0.1143)
smoking weed (0.1154)
closing the door (0.1154)
boners (0.1156)
breathing (0.1161)
making mud soup as a kid (0.1163)
friendship (0.1167)
spending all weekend naked (0.1176)
making a little space for the cheese slices (0.1176)
the little wiggly things at the end of feet (0.1176)
downloading music illegally (0.1176)
spending an evening eating spicy cheetos, reading language log, and masturbating to nude photos of your ex from five years ago (0.1176)
having seen Star Wars all the through probably over a hundred times (0.1176)
having a power level of over NINE THOUSAND (0.1190)
singing along (0.1190)
lasers (0.1190)
getting your hot cocoa on (0.1200)
listening to Beethoven (0.1200)
accepting candy from strangers (0.1204)
skipping work to sit in the sun (0.1212)
thinking of rain (0.1212)
the color of blood outside the body when one has iron based blood (0.1212)
dropping your first truth and beauty bomb (0.1220)
Voting for Barak Obama (0.1228)
reading the book that changed everything (0.1250)
that you tend to give money to buskers or not depending on their talent (0.1250)
not meeting Emily Gray (0.1250)
chocolate (0.1250)
sending the President into exile (0.1250)
not being one of those women who instantly fawn over babies (0.1250)
not having kids (0.1286)
winning (0.1300)
having sex at seventeen (0.1304)
hating family guy almost as soon as it was uncanceled (0.1304)
talking to strangers (0.1311)
not getting the chance to meet the Mets (0.1311)
free speech (0.1316)
all those books you read (0.1321)
voting (0.1324)
skipping the Harry Potter midnight release (0.1333)
living in the city (0.1333)
eating goat cheese (0.1333)
not installing Safari Three on all your computers yet (0.1333)
foreplay (0.1333)
obama (0.1348)
taking AP classes (0.1349)
qwantz (0.1356)
not kissing up to people, even if it's in your best interest to do so (0.1364)
making out with that girl dressed as a French maid at that costume party (0.1364)
kissing her (0.1364)
airing out your nughty bits (0.1364)
being in a rad mood (0.1379)
pretending you're a woman to get into nursing school (0.1379)
chrono trigger (0.1379)
being one of the very few people in your circle of friends to never really have the urge to smoke cigarettes (0.1389)
the indescribable beauty of simplicity (0.1389)
spending an entire weekend in your pjs (0.1392)
not wringing your parent's neck (0.1400)
accepting a lower paying but much less stressfull job (0.1413)
ap classes (0.1429)
putting your jeans and socks in one load (0.1429)
losing your virginity (0.1429)
in jokes (0.1429)
polydactyl cats (0.1429)
eating food that are high in potastium (0.1429)
iTunes somehow playing the same song around the same time every day despite being on shuffle (0.1429)
having impure thoughts about a teenage Winona Rider (0.1429)
watching the sunrise (0.1429)
that larder is a pretty neat, word, a holdover whose anachronistic meaning specifically meant a COLD storage room, but post refrigeration came to mean simply a pantry, but it could also mean a supply of food, the thing itself (0.1429)
making pies (0.1429)
sexy spaceships (0.1429)
going hog wild (0.1429)
I don't know, always kind of liking narwhals yourself (0.1429)
being the hottest item on the regret index (0.1429)
having erotic fantasies about Bob Dylan (0.1429)
gay (0.1452)
learning an instrument (0.1452)
growing long hair (0.1453)
memorising every Star Trek episode (0.1455)
breaking the law (0.1460)
having eaten dinner (0.1471)
going to the gym (0.1472)
living abroad (0.1477)
not being pretentious enough (0.1481)
that Venn diagramming is your favorite type of diagramming (0.1481)
watching Mystery Science Theatre all night (0.1500)
staying on the phone all night (0.1500)
eating vaguely european (0.1500)
not going to freecreditreport dot com (0.1500)
hooking up words and phrases and clauses (0.1500)
passing yourself off as royalty (0.1500)
being a meatatarian (0.1500)
that the sea is deep and full of mystery (0.1500)
trying that exotic food (0.1513)
burning that motherfucker down (0.1515)
feeding the ducks (0.1515)
getting drunk at a wedding (0.1518)
cheese (0.1525)
keeping on trucking (0.1538)
physically assaulting that guy who can't even bother to tune in the easy listening station properly in his cubicle (0.1538)
The Middleman being cancelled (0.1538)
breaking bones while snowboarding (0.1538)
that "bottom regrets" and "most voted regrets" are white while "add a new regret" "search regrets" "recent regrets" "top regrets" and "recent comments" are all in blue (0.1538)
lying on a futon (0.1538)
listening to music at a much higher or lower volume than what the artist intended (0.1538)
pie (0.1538)
making your time (0.1538)
listening to music that no one else has heard of (0.1538)
wearing two socks (0.1538)
wondering if we can get back up to forty thousand regrets in a year's time (0.1538)
sneaking around in a cardboard box, Metal Gear style (0.1538)
paying for a whole seat but only using the edge (0.1538)
Being born (0.1543)
playing Starfox Sixty Four (0.1548)
telling your parents you're an atheist (0.1552)
being able to say 'when I was your age, pluto was a planet' (0.1552)
keeping it real (0.1557)
Pretending to be asleep to avoid talking (0.1563)
lullabies (0.1563)
having a name that is fifty percent vowels (0.1579)
that the Index is back, and the old users are back, and it is amazing nostalgic times for all (0.1579)
insisting on protection (0.1579)
bondage (0.1600)
eating in a rad mood (0.1600)
not watching the movie Pontypool (0.1600)
being real and fantastic (0.1613)
reading the regret index (0.1613)
drawing penises on the worksheet (0.1622)
wikipedia (0.1622)
dessert (0.1630)
a log cabin (0.1644)
how many times you went back over the archive for Dinosaur comics (0.1648)
visiting this website (0.1656)
watching 'The Dark Knight' (0.1667)
staying up all night to watch the sun rise (0.1667)
being the one kid in your nerd clique who instantly hated Return of the Jedi with a passion (0.1667)
eating meat (0.1667)
busting myths (0.1667)
sweetness (0.1667)
magic (0.1667)
christmas (0.1667)
pudding (0.1667)
eating cows (0.1667)
meeting a possum (0.1667)
someday wanting to own land, with fruit growing on that land (0.1667)
the general awesomeness of blacklights (0.1667)
eating lunch yesterday (0.1667)
reading every single Dinosaur Comic from beginning to end in a single sitting (0.1667)
pancakes (0.1667)
wearing a tshirt with a dinosaur on it to a dinosaur museum (0.1667)
flipping off everyone you hated from high school (0.1667)
having an affair with the flirty executive assistant (0.1667)
clockwork (0.1667)
birth control (0.1667)
randomly meeting people who fill your heart with glee (0.1667)
that you always liked Mike more than Joel (0.1667)
not waxing your eyebrows in high school (0.1690)
being British (0.1698)
revealing your nerdiness (0.1698)
eating a butterfinger (0.1702)
waiting most of the morning for the time to roll around when you can go to lunch at the most awesome hot dog place ever (0.1707)
choosing cake instead of death (0.1707)
bringing up your distaste for Disney music (0.1711)
playing in traffic (0.1712)
hugging a tree (0.1719)
escaping out the back (0.1724)
ghosts (0.1724)
not switching to Geico (0.1727)
having a onesome (0.1735)
neing a super freak super freak (0.1739)
wondering whether Kento, Document, Sarah, and Pseudonym have found the new regret index yet (0.1739)
dancing naked ALL DAY LONG (0.1739)
broken broccoli (0.1739)
that where we're going we don't need roads (0.1748)
not seeing Nicolas Cage after seeing Face Off (0.1750)
preparing for the zombie apocalypse (0.1750)
saving up some money (0.1750)
bacon (0.1753)
painting the bedroom a color other than white or offwhite (0.1755)
not living in Corvallis, Oregon (0.1759)
buying food for homeless people (0.1760)
planning for the zombie attack (0.1765)
raspberries, om nom nom (0.1765)
being too awesome (0.1765)
putting on your robe and wizard hat (0.1765)
thinking of lettuce as just a delivery system for salad dressing (0.1765)
refusing to accept the modern sense of "tweet" into your vocabulary (0.1765)
being vaguely european (0.1765)
eating a huge nerd (0.1765)
loving lamp (0.1771)
peanut butter (0.1778)
having a crush on the Utahraptor (0.1786)
not smoking (0.1795)
still knowing the lyrics to eighties pop songs (0.1795)
hot bondage (0.1818)
streaking (0.1818)
dancing naked (0.1818)
choosing adventure over security (0.1818)
having found the strangest music (0.1818)
brownies (0.1818)
eating left handed (0.1818)
never having given a blowjob (0.1818)
that English is your fourth language and you speak it better than your first but not your second (0.1818)
yogurt's laxative properties (0.1818)
ever reading books (0.1818)
stories about elves and unicorns (0.1818)
that you wonder if rachel would be in your klan or hoard or guild or whatever when the pokemon mmorpg comes out (0.1818)
girls with full lips and wide hips (0.1818)
knowing you created one of the bottom regrets (0.1818)
road trips (0.1818)
kareoke (0.1818)
Snape really dying in book seven (0.1818)
spending the Fourth in someone else's country (0.1818)
losing yourself and dreaming of world that lie between her fingers (0.1818)
ira glass vs philip glass in "glass warfare" (0.1818)
living and learning (0.1818)
eating her out (0.1818)
simple english wikipedia (0.1818)
not having a penis (0.1818)
camping (0.1818)
that, in a way, David Carradine's death from autoerotic asphyxiation could properly be termed "a fatal stroke" (0.1818)
pronouncing "Intelligentsia" with a hard G (0.1818)
fluffy cats (0.1818)
having a cute little white butt (0.1818)
the Pythagorean theorem (0.1818)
recognizing the beauty of mathematics and logic (0.1818)
never dealing drugs (0.1818)
not eating goats for a living (0.1818)
dowloading that song (0.1835)
the metric system (0.1837)
washing your pet (0.1837)
yelling "in bed" at the end of fortune cookie fortunes (0.1837)
hot snogging (0.1842)
fry (0.1842)
being afraid of Americans (0.1842)
xylophones (0.1842)
learning new and interesting things about skin and blood (0.1848)
going to college (0.1852)
having a huge internet crush on Kate Beaton (0.1852)
being an alligator (0.1852)
standing the test of time (0.1852)
having a huge weiner (0.1852)
donating to public radio (0.1860)
being bigger on the inside (0.1860)
being the bee's knees (0.1860)
playing chess (0.1875)
liking folk rock (0.1875)
tricking a straight guy into dating another straight guy (0.1875)
chocolate spread (0.1875)
good times (0.1875)
Garfield Minus Garfield (0.1875)
Fictional Jimbo Wales (0.1875)
watching the Donald Duck cartoon "Die Fuhrer's Face" (0.1875)
wearing white after Labor Day (0.1875)
donating (0.1875)
watching Captain Planet (0.1875)
deep frying boring healthy food (0.1875)
not knowing more about Anonymous (0.1875)
wanting to be under the sea, in an octopus's garden, in the shade (0.1875)
giving that dorky, but really sweet guy a chance (0.1885)
making love to your hand (0.1892)
going to Spain (0.1892)
dinosaur wrestling (0.1892)
turning it up to eleven (0.1892)
cut and pasting a webcomic (0.1905)
tapirs (0.1905)
taking boat (0.1905)
being the cat's meow (0.1905)
not knowing every ABBA song by heart, yet (0.1905)
eating a noun (0.1905)
shooting Scott Temple (0.1905)
cooking bacon (0.1905)
the resurrection of the regret index (0.1915)
changing your cell phone number (0.1915)
telling your mother you don't want to have children (0.1923)
that you never had a chance to tell Farty McCrablice that YOU LOVE HIM (0.1923)
this picture (0.1923)
losing your religion (0.1930)
jumping in that lake (0.1932)
milk (0.1935)
earning a PhD instead of an MD (0.1935)
holding cats (0.1935)
giving a gift as a surprise (0.1944)
drawing a webcomic (0.1947)
reading pictures for sad children (0.1951)
post it notes (0.1957)
signing up for Twitter (0.1957)
running with scissors (0.1978)
correcting your friends everytime they misspell Dromiceiomimus (0.2000)
being mean to the neighbor's rude kid (0.2000)
that crazy night in Pheonix (0.2000)
finally taking a chance and talking to him or her (0.2000)
Loosing you religion or faith (0.2000)
that fry is your favorite character on futurama (0.2000)
busting through the heavens with your drill (0.2000)
a glorious fart (0.2000)
not having balls (0.2000)
comitting massive regret vote fraud (0.2000)
not joining the military (0.2000)
wondering what goes through their little kitty brains (0.2000)
delicious ice cream (0.2000)
making fun of people who instigate fights in YouTube's comments section (0.2000)
not having played Kingdom Hearts yet (0.2000)
going to church (0.2000)
opening a nice, refreshing Tab (0.2000)
eating that piece of chocolate (0.2000)
dandelion wine (0.2000)
getting over your ex so quickly (0.2000)
British English (0.2000)
being a Shakespeare nerd (0.2000)
optical illusions (0.2000)
going on a bicycle tour (0.2000)
lying about how spicy it was (0.2000)
shit son, I don't know (0.2000)
feeling that Pepe is the cutes BYOB corner pet (0.2000)
using the word "retarded" as a replacement for "stupid" (0.2000)
buying a Mac (0.2027)
not going to dartmouth (0.2034)
hooking up with ryan (0.2037)
extra sprinkles (0.2037)
experimenting with new and interesting sandwich fillings (0.2044)
listening to the whole CD (0.2051)
dancing all crazy (0.2051)
not settling down when all your friends did (0.2059)
finding the key to the secret garden (0.2059)
what happened in vegas (0.2059)
mARRIAGE (0.2059)
missing the NBA playoffs to watch the new episode of 'Bizarre Foods with Andrew Zimmern' (0.2069)
swallowing (0.2069)
puppy dawgs (0.2069)
playing dress up (0.2075)
the Lord of the Rings (0.2079)
spending two hours on the phone with your grandmother (0.2083)
singing Bohemian Rhapsody at the top of your lungs (0.2083)
ever reading that first comic strip on the Web (0.2083)
inventing a maneuver (0.2083)
buying the newer model (0.2083)
white text on a dark background (0.2083)
thanksgiving (0.2086)
not going to prom (0.2088)
not eating Pizza Hut pizza (0.2088)
tweed jackets with leather elbow patches (0.2090)
almost always using the British spellings for things, even though you are an American and your spell check always tells you it's wrong (0.2090)
quitting even though the job was OK, but just OK (0.2093)
wanting to take a girl under your arm (0.2105)
being Witty (0.2105)
extra cheese (0.2105)
wanting to ride your bicycle, wanting to ride it when you like (0.2105)
how awesome broiling is (0.2105)
Dinosaur Comics' new layout (0.2105)
the Dromiceiomimus' improbable colouring (0.2105)
sleeping for thirteen hours (0.2105)
being your mother's child (0.2105)
xkcd (0.2105)
tickling her THERE (0.2105)
staying up all night to watch an eighteen year old paint her nails online (0.2115)
homographic homophonic autantonyms (0.2121)
feeling closer to people in this world of regret (0.2121)
buying a motorcycle (0.2121)
shooting a man in Reno just to watch him die (0.2128)
switching parties (0.2128)
what you did last Friday night (0.2135)
Jack Kerouac (0.2143)
air guitar (0.2143)
wondering, if the death machine was made of organic technology, could it predict its own death (0.2143)
masturbating at a Jessica Alba movie (0.2143)
paying for something with fifteen dollars in quarters (0.2143)
letting her sit in the front seat (0.2143)
facial hair (0.2143)
eating pizza (0.2143)
going to university (0.2143)
disagreeing with things (0.2143)
jerking off into your roommate's shampoo bottle, not just once but every day for like two weeks (0.2143)
being really cool (0.2143)
that consomme is broth with will (0.2143)
having low pop culture IQ (0.2143)
being the lazer viking (0.2143)
cleaning out your bowels through the act of pooping (0.2143)
going to market (0.2143)
the invention of custard (0.2143)
eating food that fell on the ground (0.2143)
using words that are not really words (0.2143)
going to the beach alone (0.2157)
using hugs, not drugs (0.2157)
being American (0.2160)
knowing why the caged bird sings (0.2162)
telling your brother he was adopted (0.2174)
sticking with your major (0.2174)
ephemera (0.2174)
giggling over a heart's warm cockles (0.2174)
eating a tasty salad (0.2174)
taking care of knives (0.2174)
this place smelling like brownies all of the sudden (0.2174)
taking the boat (0.2174)
not knowing who Richard Dawkins is (0.2174)
punching that baby, despite it's rude behavior (0.2174)
purposely deceiving someone who never listens to what you have to say (0.2182)
Grad school (0.2190)
following Stephen Fry on Twitter (0.2192)
being crazy and or retarded (0.2195)
dancing with the devil in the pale moon light (0.2200)
the death of Clippy (0.2200)
becoming vegetarian or vegan (0.2222)
tiger's belly (0.2222)
selling myself to science (0.2222)
getting a credit card (0.2222)
explaining to someone what the Regret Index is (0.2222)
getting a tattoo (0.2222)
coming on to the regret index (0.2222)
the existence of the interrobang! (0.2222)
all of the weird things you are a fan of (0.2222)
major tom (0.2222)
cleaning up after yourself (0.2222)
looking at pictures of adorable puppies (0.2222)
painting your fingernails lime green (0.2222)
fighting the Nausican (0.2222)
being Anonymous (0.2222)
taking comfort in the regret index in any way whatsoever (0.2222)
volunteering (0.2222)
not killing every faggot I've ever seen in my entire life (0.2222)
wondering what the significance of the qwantz dot com domain name is (0.2222)
the bird being a word (0.2222)
PIN numbers (0.2222)
your twisted desires (0.2222)
studying linguistics (0.2233)
spending a whole bunch of time reading random articles on wikipedia (0.2235)
chewing bubblegum (0.2235)
your haircut (0.2241)
stealing the enterprise (0.2241)
starting that fire (0.2250)
EXISTING (0.2254)
spreading your legs (0.2258)
penis (0.2264)
the internet (0.2268)
making love above the pub (0.2273)
takin it to the streets (0.2273)
ATM machines (0.2273)
cathedrals (0.2273)
pictures for sad children (0.2286)
writing slashfiction about webcomic authors (0.2286)
wondering if there's a way to extract all of these autofill regrets into a text file for saving and possibly choosing the better ones (0.2286)
a lifetime dedicated to public displays of air guitar (0.2286)
your time machine (0.2308)
going the extra mile (0.2308)
having an adolescent crush on Christopher Walken (0.2308)
actually finding pigeons more cute than vermin like (0.2308)
that dreaming is free (0.2308)
dancing while no one's watching (0.2308)
puttin' on the ritz (0.2308)
running away from indie cred, even though you listen to some of the music (0.2308)
having a detachable penis (0.2308)
reproducing via meiosis (0.2308)
ordering from Amazon marketplace (0.2308)
being born after Freddy Mercury died (0.2308)
vaguely effeminate dancing frogs (0.2308)
a French guy who looks like Janice Dickinson wearing a strap on under a fancy ball gown, just to piss off his rich bitch girlfriend and her annoying family (0.2308)
horseshoe crabs (0.2308)
eating cheese just for the sake of eating cheese (0.2308)
that you like pie quite a bit (0.2308)
buying a chocolate bar without checking the label first, only to find it had peanuts in it (0.2320)
crying during the first ten minutes of the new Star Trek movie (0.2321)
that your delicious cheeseburger was made from a cow whose cause of death was predicted by an infallible machine (0.2326)
thinking someone was hot just because they were good at maths (0.2326)
taking the last brownie (0.2326)
learning all the elements in the periodic table in order (0.2328)
trying something new (0.2330)
my high GPA in high school (0.2333)
masturbating (0.2333)
getting out of bed this morning (0.2333)
telling him you had feelings for him even though you really didn't know whether he'd reciprocate (0.2333)
referring to water as hydrogen hydroxide, as a means to both achieve maximal accuracy from the perspective of how the atoms are actually connected, and freaking people out (0.2333)
only that you have but one life to give for your country (0.2340)
line dancing while drunk (0.2340)
log cabin (0.2340)
turning up at Ryan's door covered in mustard (0.2340)
spending an entire day listening to the same song on repeat (0.2348)
retiring early (0.2353)
anonymity (0.2353)
wearing that outfit at the same time she did (0.2353)
walruses (0.2353)
thinking that dinosaur might be good to eat, depending on the species, but wondering if the size of the animal would effect the texture of the meat or something like that (0.2353)
the moon (0.2353)
asking them to wait for you (0.2353)
tapping her mana (0.2353)
growing a handlebar moustache (0.2353)
wearing hipster glasses (0.2360)
asking her out (0.2368)
filling your thesis with references to monkeys (0.2368)
wishing you could give yourself a blowie (0.2368)
leaving the farm (0.2368)
irony (0.2368)
getting hooked on Harry Potter or Twilight (0.2375)
adding this to StumbleUpon (0.2381)
buying a Wii (0.2381)
being necessarily clever (0.2381)
selling your nintendo wii (0.2381)
being the latest in nerd technology (0.2381)
reading, that shit is crazy (0.2381)
being (0.2381)
eating out a feminist (0.2381)
ice cream (0.2381)
hide and seek (0.2381)
going to the fancy dress party as Batman, knowing full well that the theme had no conceivable connection to Batman (0.2381)
doing it for the lulz (0.2386)
Skipping the Fiance's family Easter Dinner to play xbox and go to a concert (0.2389)
eating pistachio nuts (0.2391)
not giving David Gwilliam kisses before he got married (0.2394)
nothing (0.2397)
missing Efterklang at the Dublin Docklands (0.2400)
falling in love (0.2400)
going to an Ivy League school (0.2400)
impersonating that person (0.2400)
living drug free (0.2400)
losing your religion, like in that one song (0.2400)
that now that the Regret Index is back, you can go back to ignoring your Facebook, Twitter, Livejournal, Tegaki, and Deviantart (0.2400)
helvetica (0.2400)
Paris (0.2400)
rereading all the harry potter books (0.2403)
orthodontics (0.2407)
using flesh for digestive energy (0.2411)
unpacking my adjectives (0.2414)
Dresden Codak (0.2414)
still knowing the lyrics to nineties pop songs (0.2414)
The Princess Bride (0.2414)
Ryan getting the Regret Index back up (0.2418)
smoking pot (0.2421)
going through a Bob Marley phase in college, like EVERYONE else (0.2424)
writing the letter "x" backwards and upsidedown (0.2424)
throwing your hands up in the air, waving them around like you just don't care (0.2432)
sexuality (0.2432)
the english alphabet (0.2436)
having known love (0.2439)
reading through the entire dinosaur comics archive and then talking like Ryan for the next month (0.2439)
memorizing Monty Python and the Holy Grail (0.2439)
not knowing any ABBA songs by Heart (0.2439)
not being on fire (0.2444)
sending emails using your friends emails when he or she leaves themselves logged in and are not looking (0.2449)
quoting that xkcd comic (0.2459)
giving up eating mammals (0.2460)
coming to this site (0.2466)
breaking up with my first love (0.2482)
dating someone much younger (0.2500)
getting a liberal arts education (0.2500)
having sex with your boss' underage daughter (0.2500)
buying one of each in EVERY COLOUR (0.2500)
getting divorced (0.2500)
your very existence (0.2500)
trolling the UK government petition site with stupid petitions you know would be rejected (0.2500)
being born during the hot war (0.2500)
crowdsurfing (0.2500)
speaking in spoonerisms (0.2500)
believing in karma (0.2500)
beating I Wanna Be The Guy (0.2500)
being scared of Kefka (0.2500)
correcting people on their improper use of the subjunctive (0.2500)
eating a vegan (0.2500)
knowing she was gay and still dating her (0.2500)
falling in love with the majesty of colors (0.2500)
the flowers that bloom in the spring (0.2500)
life being so tasty (0.2500)
questionable content (0.2500)
lesbians (0.2500)
killing her with a knife (0.2500)
being a pc (0.2500)
eating creepy things because they're tasty (0.2500)
deliberately misunderstanding offensive slang by taking it literally, ie assume when someone says 'faggot' that they refer to a bundle of sticks or twigs (0.2500)
having so many ideas (0.2500)
putting mixed veggies in your scrambled eggs (0.2500)
that unlike Hank Hill, you don't have to sell propane OR propane accessories (0.2500)
your sudden urge to make brownies (0.2500)
the first time you got drunk (0.2500)
dueling with the devil at the old crossroads (0.2500)
banjo dueling (0.2500)
flames (0.2500)
being a huge nerd (0.2500)
only listening to good music (0.2500)
having sexy intestines (0.2500)
wondering what kind of girl would be impressed with somebody smoking, it doesn't seem that difficult to do (0.2500)
love (0.2500)
the ventures (0.2500)
the venture brothers (0.2500)
still feeling a desire to defend ayn rand, for as narrow minded as she was, she was still a beautiful character (0.2500)
a clandestine meating (0.2500)
opening the windows (0.2500)
the simpsons (0.2500)
adding a new regret (0.2500)
eating babies (0.2500)
playing god (0.2500)
loving songs that have really depressing lyrics to go along with a happy beat (0.2500)
liking songs that seem innocent on first listening, but end up being about serial killers or something like that (0.2500)
deep fat frying a twinkie (0.2500)
hoping you'll be invited to the wedding of Kento Ikeda and Margaret Thatcher (0.2500)
high fives (0.2500)
ever saying "no fat chicks" (0.2500)
pushing it real good (0.2500)
eating a minimalist (0.2500)
picking up the banana phone (0.2500)
using my mom's deodorant (0.2500)
considering eating two dollars and fifty cents worth of raspberries in one sitting (0.2500)
leaving a legacy (0.2500)
hugging a koala (0.2500)
books (0.2500)
globalisation (0.2500)
preferring women with body hair over women who shave (0.2500)
answering the telephone in a foreign language (0.2500)
puns in general (0.2500)
using the time machine (0.2500)
English (0.2500)
probably being able to name the five albums most influential to you in your childhood right now (0.2500)
licking out a feminist (0.2500)
sticking it to the man (0.2500)
popping the zits on your ass (0.2500)
that aloe plants are awesome (0.2500)
wondering, if you have something sentient but nonliving, such as perhaps a statue, which appears female, whether "it" or "she" would be the more appropriate pronoun (0.2500)
going fishing with your dad (0.2500)
that Japanese people LOVE coelacanths (0.2500)
getting pizza in other people's mouths (0.2500)
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going back for seconds on dessert (0.2512)
eating tofu (0.2514)
going to graduate school (0.2529)
insisting on precision (0.2540)
eating mexican food (0.2540)
cooking hamburgers on my engine block (0.2545)
dyeing your hair (0.2545)
sexy times with a friend (0.2547)
everything (0.2553)
socializing instead of playing video games (0.2556)
chromatic scales (0.2558)
tang (0.2564)
not trying alcohol sooner (0.2564)
having a winsome onesome (0.2564)
not listening to Billy Zane (0.2564)
not googling The Underfold (0.2568)
being a socialist (0.2571)
not knowing what the big deal with Twitter is (0.2571)
watching Borat (0.2574)
doing acid (0.2581)
boats (0.2581)
wanting to discover life with someone (0.2581)
zombies ate my neighbors (0.2581)
doing a favour that I knew would not be repayed (0.2588)
painting your fingernails black (0.2593)
Skinny dipping (0.2593)
fucking his mom (0.2593)
eating macademia nuts (0.2593)
the final countdown (0.2600)
kissing that boy in Ithaca (0.2600)
learning so many digits of pi (0.2603)
bursting out into evil laughter in a crowded or public place (0.2609)
throwing your underwear onto the stage (0.2609)
using this site to admit your regrets (0.2609)
eating all the royalty (0.2609)
Philip Fry's eleventh year of living in the future (0.2609)
not sleeping with him (0.2609)
loving chocolate so damn much (0.2609)
The Ten Second Rule (0.2609)
learning lisp (0.2619)
writing a novel (0.2632)
being winsome (0.2632)
eating that cookie out of the trash (0.2632)
going commando (0.2632)
having a stomach that growls (0.2632)
living on the edge (0.2632)
eating a child once (0.2632)
wondering what kind of feelings different animals feel (0.2632)
being there for her when she needed you (0.2632)
not thinking xkcd should get as much grief as it does (0.2632)
wanting gummi bears and or banana chips right now (0.2632)
getting milk faced and humming like rabbits (0.2632)
a tiny woman (0.2639)
cooking yourself a lavish meal and not sharing it with anyone (0.2643)
that shorts are comfy and easy to wear (0.2647)
winter (0.2647)
responding with Sassy Molassy (0.2658)
Peeing in someone's drink (0.2667)
the trend in ballet slippers, which you think are much less sexy than a flip flop or a sandal with open toes, mmmm, toes (0.2667)
not being a latin american migrant worker in Japan (0.2667)
that your MPthree player doubles as a USB flash drive (0.2667)
spooning Jewel's boobs (0.2667)
mocha (0.2667)
having Heart (0.2667)
faking your own death (0.2667)
cloning llamas (0.2667)
alligators in the sewer (0.2667)
that all you know about Final Fantasy, you learned from a friend who really liked it when you were teenagers (0.2667)
slowly replacing every part of your body with machinery (0.2667)
reading through the entire dinosaur comics archive and then tasting like Ryan for the next month (0.2667)
trying to figure out if using "Cocksucker" as an insult is sexist and or homophobic (0.2667)
eating that last cookie (0.2684)
buying a SLR or DSLR camera (0.2692)
remaining a virgin after college (0.2692)
spin the bottle (0.2692)
Wagner (0.2692)
LOLing at that knock knock joke (0.2692)
your First Time (0.2698)
losing your virginity when you did (0.2703)
switching majors (0.2703)
going POOP (0.2703)
private school (0.2703)
thinking that the dude in the header of this website is kinda cute (0.2703)
verbing words (0.2703)
not memorising every Star Trek episode (0.2705)
puns (0.2714)
putting these dumb questions on here (0.2716)
joining community theater (0.2727)
pokemon (0.2727)
going out to the woods today (0.2727)
polytheism (0.2727)
taking up the ukulele (0.2727)
uisng pirate insults in a real fight (0.2727)
loving (0.2727)
coming from the land of the ice and snow, from the midnight sun where the hot springs flow (0.2727)
changing your name (0.2727)
not sleeping with that tranvestite (0.2727)
the return of Pokemon posting to the Index (0.2727)
pushing it well (0.2727)
eating bacon made from pigs that had swine flu (0.2727)
brutal legend (0.2727)
kind of wishing you were sick enough to be hospitalized so you could merit a few days' rest and care (0.2727)
not submitting a regret (0.2727)
playing psychonauts to get closer to agentfiftyseven (0.2727)
not shaving for a month (0.2727)
being the cool aunt or uncle instead of having kids (0.2727)
a giant cup of hot chocolate, complete with little marshmellows and cream (0.2727)
challenging someone to a duel via a glove to the face (0.2727)
M C Escher (0.2727)
wearing a new clothing item, washing it, re attaching the tags, then returning it (0.2727)
dating (0.2727)
wishing you was a tiger (0.2727)
dancing in the moonlight (0.2727)
posting the titles and authors of your favorite books in the comment section of this regret (0.2727)
that serenity owned so hard (0.2727)
theamazingregretindexing (0.2727)
being childfree (0.2727)
hasbro (0.2727)
wondering where all these regretters came from (0.2727)
making references to poetry (0.2727)
Taking an art degree (0.2727)
sighing (0.2727)
making fun of fat swans (0.2727)
being swift (0.2727)
loving Canada (0.2727)
saying the name of the Scottish play (0.2727)
floating in a most peculiar way (0.2727)
girls, ewwwwww (0.2727)
having a sex dream so intense you couldn't move for ten minutes (0.2727)
drinking from the tap (0.2727)
ripping off penis jokes (0.2727)
watching House (0.2746)
living with your mother (0.2750)
picking Charmander (0.2750)
flirting with somebody other than your significant other (0.2754)
listening to a favorite song on repeat for hours (0.2759)
fasting (0.2759)
that your livingroom is full of dancers (0.2759)
for some reason having a bias against nicotine (0.2759)
that everybody's footloose (0.2759)
chewing on things (0.2762)
having that threesome (0.2766)
super fat hippos (0.2766)
getting (0.2768)
asking them out (0.2770)
your wares (0.2778)
not taking home ec in junior high (0.2778)
liking fat thighs you can not lie (0.2778)
beer thirty (0.2778)
teasing the morbidly obese robins by your house (0.2778)
giving your best when you know it won't be enough (0.2778)
not keeping up with the jonesing (0.2778)
ever seeing the rain (0.2778)
eating boxed triceratops (0.2778)
polygamy (0.2778)
wondering why rachel has returned to commenting without using her name (0.2778)
being Ryan (0.2778)
looking at gross and fascinating things on Wikipedia (0.2778)
not telling your parents (0.2788)
getting mushrooms on your pizza (0.2796)
that someone keeps looking at my submitted regrets and combining them to form hilarious new ones (0.2800)
listining to something when you know it'll make you cry (0.2800)
being well envoweled (0.2800)
being well endowed (0.2800)
coming out (0.2800)
going back in time to punch nazis in da face (0.2800)
that you were only referring to the subjects of ABBA's music primarily seeming to come from a feminine point of view, but yeah, you don't mind referring to longhaired blonde Swedish dudes as "chicks" (0.2800)
spending the entire night going through the archives of that webcomic (0.2804)
eating too much at Thanksgiving (0.2810)
all those Baileys On The Rocks with no regard for caloric intake (0.2813)
your gay experience (0.2817)
being honest (0.2818)
missing the Butthole Surfers concert (0.2821)
attending your graduation ceremony (0.2821)
not getting circumcised (0.2826)
the successful launch of Sputnik I (0.2826)
running away with the circus (0.2833)
taking the red pill (0.2838)
following a dream even though it didn't work out (0.2857)
eating snakes (0.2857)
your double agency (0.2857)
reading an entire book at once without stopping (0.2857)
lurking (0.2857)
wondering what the scream you were thinking about is called, you know you've heard it in several things (0.2857)
the digital domain (0.2857)
throwing meat at vegans (0.2857)
coconut bras (0.2857)
vowels (0.2857)
entering in to a long term relationship with someone who DOESN'T EVEN LIKE PORK CHOPS (0.2857)
living in a country that doesn't have bagged milk (0.2857)
your fingertips tasting like garlic (0.2857)
never doing bad things (0.2857)
having a thing for an evil genius (0.2857)
wondering where this eating meme came from (0.2857)
the death of a disco dancer (0.2857)
having your memories backed up on a thumb drive (0.2857)
telling her how you feel (0.2857)
being a dog person (0.2857)
using drugs (0.2857)
taking the Amtrak (0.2857)
saluting your shorts (0.2857)
not having tiny brown birds live behind your air conditioner (0.2857)
that your whole family is made of meat (0.2857)
having never actually watched Xanadu (0.2857)
that you hadn't actually considered naked videos in your bid for internet fame yet (0.2857)
screaming I LOVE YOU from the top of your lungs (0.2857)
taking an expectorant (0.2857)
Beth (0.2857)
kissing him (0.2864)
deciding you are too cool to go to the prom (0.2867)
telling the truth, even though it hurt him (0.2875)
secretly wanting internet fame (0.2877)
rubbing my face in a tiger's belly (0.2889)
kissing that bearded man (0.2889)
finally knowing the score (0.2889)
drinking as much as you did, the last time you went out (0.2889)
playing Spyro (0.2895)
hanging out with strangers on public transit (0.2903)
not having an abortion (0.2917)
your circumcision (0.2917)
going on to hotornot just to give everyone a really low score to stop them getting big headed (0.2917)
gazing (0.2917)
not owning a single pair of tube socks (0.2917)
that Weezing is a member of both the Team Rocket Poison Type binary with Arbok, and the Cinnabar Mansion Pollution binary with Muk (0.2917)
learning to play the spoons (0.2917)
practicing what you preach (0.2917)
intentionally spreading Swine Flu (0.2923)
that this site is HOT OR NOT for cool people (0.2927)
tackling her (0.2927)
flying back into battle and shooting Darth Vader's Tie Fighter so Luke can blow up the Death Star (0.2927)
going to the prom (0.2931)
sleeping with your best friend (0.2931)
waking up this morning (0.2932)

most voted regrets

meeting Brian Peppers (12078/0.9998)
turtles (2443/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2430/0.0000)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2334/0.5070)
breasts (1440/0.0135)
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