Do you regret
punching a not swan?
yes    no    haven't done it yet

vote above to find something new to regret; a world of regret awaits you
add a regret; be a cautionary example for others
search for regrets; learn from the lives of others gone awry





add a new regret

How much can you expect to regret ?

recent regrets

you know I pitched that and they said it'd never get made it'd never find an audience she'd never agree to it and I said you know Being John Malkovich got made it'll work and they said no, and now this
Step right up and see the AMAZING, the ASTONISHING, the ASTOUNDING, Natalie Portman's Talking Rectum!
typical vegan, always farting
Natalie Portman Colon "Paris Has Improved a Lot for Vegans"
no, this is Patrick
Spongebobbing Chris Lydon
sandblasting Chris Lydon
spongebathing Chris Lydon
The notion of the fantasy scenarios ending in popping or explosion is often a divisive topic in the community
Machine which TITS breasts grows as I walk
Krasnoludek
Skarbnik
IF MY DOCTOR HAD READ THE MEDICAL LITERATURE INSTEAD OF THE ADS I WOULDN'T LOOK LIKE THIS TODAY
Douglas Carswell quits UKIP, leaving party with no MPs
feeling that "Trumpflation" has been wasted on economics, even if it will eventually come around to being used to describe his egotistical statements and conflation of fact and fiction
perspiring milt
aspiring milt
not choosing the wagon life
Trumpflation
United Airlines bars teenage girls in leggings from flight
[ show all 125343 regrets ]

recent comments

(1) not choosing the wagon life
(1) not choosing the vegan life
(1) Mr Freeze
(1) laughing as you hew a rough wooden dildo for Mary Chapin Carpenter
(1) fuck marry kill, Princess Madeleine, Tinky Winky, Steve Harwell
(10) having sex with Oasis
(3) wondering how long you stay conscious after being decapitated being Eiffel Towered by Chris Lydon and a walrus
(1) wondering how long you stay conscious after being decapitated
(1) having a cardboard booty
(2) not realising that the best way to get a British bird to drop her knickers is to do bottomlessly stupid things, crikey
[ show more ]

search regrets

Look for regrets involving

top regrets

kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
the goddamn deliberately disabled modems Earthlink sent out to customers in the early aughts, cannot enable DHCP without "paying" extra, and using PPoE plus a router with DHCP disables streaming video, FU Earthlink (1.0000)
bragging about being from West Virginia (1.0000)
shows that only have eight episodes per season (1.0000)
regrets about pony blowing (1.0000)
[ show more ]

bottom regrets

arresting a king in his own palace (0.0000)
masturbating with your cut off hand (0.0000)
licking Danish remoulade off of Chris Lydon's erect penis (0.0000)
slamming your dick in the car door (0.0000)
telling that girl in second grade who insisted that you were "the boss of her" to show you her vagina (0.0000)
humping Jewel's bust (0.0000)
holding your boobs when you run down the stairs (0.0000)
Owen and Mzee (0.0000)
bellowing DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND (0.0000)
tits (0.0000)
The Curious Cans of Benjamin Buttocks (0.0000)
telling the Philippines authorities that Kento is a drug mule (0.0000)
banging a Tim Burton heroine (0.0000)
fisting Go Ikeda (0.0000)
stabbing Isabella Rossellini and ejaculating in the wound (0.0000)
twats (0.0000)
using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
shaving Jewel's bush, meow (0.0000)
not eating out Kento (0.0000)
smashing a birdhouse with your flaccid dick (0.0000)
brunettes (0.0000)
not being Kento (0.0000)
stealing that girl's bra from the communal laundry room (0.0000)
pussy (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
cornholing Willie Mays (0.0000)
sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
teabagging Raymond Burr (0.0000)
having sex with a girl who looked a lot like Christina Ricci (0.0000)
having impure thoughts about a teenage Kimmie Gibbler (0.0000)
killing the California girls (0.0000)
having Gordon Ramsay voice an orangutan who does nothing but masturbate and defecate (0.0000)
turtles (0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (0.0004)
breasts (0.0135)
regret index greatest tits, Kento (0.0153)
buying multiple copies of the book "To Be or Not to Be" by the incredibly handsome New York Times bestselling author Ryan North (0.0161)
slamming your dick in Jewel's boobs (0.0185)
saying no when you should have said yes (0.0217)
having a lesbian crush on Alex Dainis (0.0233)
dongs (0.0297)
staring at Bicoid Babe's ass seriously (0.0310)
Twin Long Rods #Two (0.0345)
asian racks (0.0357)
fisting Kevin Bacon at home (0.0370)
hating reality TV shows (0.0385)
sexy makeouts (0.0400)
going to the Sweatiest Ass in the World world premiere with Kento (0.0408)
being awesome (0.0410)
going slightly out of your way to step on that crunchy looking leaf (0.0433)
consistent pubic lice (0.0455)
dinosaurs (0.0466)
Receiving from Jaylala (0.0476)
being the real deal (0.0526)
breastfeeding (0.0526)
all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy (0.0541)
learning to play the xylophone (0.0543)
how weird The Regret Index becomes at night (0.0556)
Allison Iraheta being voted off American Idol (0.0556)
playing Dungeons & Dragons with Tim Duncan (0.0556)
being a nerd (0.0580)
drinking delicious lemonade and popping wheelies (0.0588)
boobs (0.0606)
all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy (0.0606)
demanding proof (0.0625)
making a fort in your living room out of couch cushions (0.0625)
managing to resist the perverse curiosity to see TwoGirlsOneCup, so far (0.0625)
building a castle out of the junk in a junkyard (0.0625)
this video (0.0667)
sleeping with that slim ugly huge breasted double D cup bucktoothed seventeen year old national merit scolar bikini model cellist goth, and by the way, screw you MB (0.0714)
wondering what penguin would tase like (0.0714)
having to wear glasses (0.0714)
really not regretting the number one four two eight at all (0.0714)
your love of eighties action movies (0.0727)
boobs, vaginas, asses, and such (0.0769)
discovering webcomics (0.0769)
not wearing panties (0.0769)
defending the bullied kid (0.0769)
futurama (0.0769)
that Jewel has huge boobs, seriously (0.0769)
playing Dungeons & Dragons with Tim Duncan (0.0769)
playing it loud (0.0769)
getting FOUR fish hooks stuck in your scrotum (0.0769)
sprinking chocolate chips on your beloved's breasts as you knead them (0.0769)
choosing Squirtle (0.0769)
all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy (0.0811)
disabling your crazy friend (0.0833)
that walruses, goats, and swans represent the Leviathan, Behemoth, and Ziz, respectively, of the regret index (0.0833)
"Allison Iraheta being voted off American Idol" being voted off the bottom regrets list (0.0833)
that wikipedia describes attending concerts as a "ritual" (0.0833)
soliciting a fourteen year old boy to pose for sexually explicit photographs (0.0833)
not supporting the President (0.0833)
Bicoid Babe (0.0833)
having beautiful breasts (0.0833)
cuddling (0.0833)
dinosaur comics (0.0833)
all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy (0.0833)
saying, "boners ahoy!" (0.0853)
staying in college (0.0879)
sharing warm spiced cider with a loved one (0.0891)
baking bread (0.0909)
Digimon (0.0909)
nomming a hamburger (0.0909)
garlic (0.0909)
indulging your nerd side (0.0909)
Squirtle (0.0909)
questioning your sexuality (0.0909)
NOT kneeling before Zod (0.0909)
suckling (0.0909)
Bicoid Babe (0.0909)
hugging a tree like a dirty hippie (0.0909)
making waffles (0.0918)
kicking it old school (0.0926)
moving out of your parent's house (0.0941)
all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy (0.0952)
treehouses (0.0952)
fun times involving sushi (0.0959)
learning another language (0.0962)
not having seen Muriel's Wedding (0.0968)
publicly mocking Swine Flu (0.0970)
dromiceiomimus (0.0976)
drinking delicious lemonade (0.0982)
rocking out (0.0988)
butts (0.0991)
less than three (0.1000)
spooning Kento's boobs (0.1000)
sitting on the floor in second grade (0.1000)
growing up in a nonchurchgoing family (0.1000)
buying a Dinosaur Comics tshirt (0.1017)
sleeping naked (0.1026)
playing videogames while drunk (0.1048)
defending cream soda (0.1062)
putting punctuation in your comment (0.1067)
the last time you drank (0.1071)
the very last thing you said (0.1071)
opening new cider (0.1077)
that stuff getting eaten is inherently funny (0.1111)
the death of Margaret Hilda Thatcher (0.1111)
going to lunch (0.1111)
following that white rabbit (0.1111)
spending all weekend naked (0.1111)
hugging a tree like a koala (0.1111)
kissing (0.1116)
becoming an atheist (0.1124)
getting into firefly (0.1126)
saying 'boners ahoy' (0.1127)
World War Two's ending in Allied victory (0.1129)
party party partying hard (0.1136)
starting over (0.1143)
eating raised bread (0.1154)
closing the door (0.1154)
boners (0.1156)
friendship (0.1167)
that rachel is back (0.1176)
downloading music illegally (0.1176)
the little wiggly things at the end of feet (0.1176)
spending an evening eating spicy cheetos, reading language log, and masturbating to nude photos of your ex from five years ago (0.1176)
making a little space for the cheese slices (0.1176)
drinking your first drink (0.1183)
getting your hot cocoa on (0.1200)
skipping work to sit in the sun (0.1200)
accepting candy from strangers (0.1204)
thinking of rain (0.1212)
the color of blood outside the body when one has iron based blood (0.1212)
ryan north (0.1226)
drinking a cold beer in the shower (0.1228)
Voting for Barak Obama (0.1228)
breathing (0.1239)
hating family guy almost as soon as it was uncanceled (0.1250)
not meeting Emily Gray (0.1250)
reading the book that changed everything (0.1250)
smoking weed (0.1266)
popping wheelies with the boys (0.1275)
winning (0.1287)
watching Mystery Science Theatre all night (0.1304)
Getting into Miles Davis (0.1304)
having sex at seventeen (0.1304)
that groove is in the heart (0.1304)
vandalizing Wikipedia's chicken page that one time (0.1304)
talking to strangers (0.1311)
not getting the chance to meet the Mets (0.1311)
free speech (0.1316)
voting (0.1324)
attempting to lucid dream (0.1333)
eating goat cheese (0.1333)
flushing that gallon of rotten shrimp down the toilet (0.1333)
Zooey Deschanel looks like a sandblasted Lucy Lawless (0.1333)
not installing Safari Three on all your computers yet (0.1333)
obama (0.1348)
qwantz (0.1356)
holding hands (0.1364)
making out with that girl dressed as a French maid at that costume party (0.1364)
kissing her (0.1364)
making mud soup as a kid (0.1364)
being meat (0.1389)
being one of the very few people in your circle of friends to never really have the urge to smoke cigarettes (0.1389)
lasers (0.1395)
singing along (0.1395)
not wringing your parent's neck (0.1400)
not having kids (0.1408)
skipping the Harry Potter midnight release (0.1413)
ap classes (0.1413)
taking AP classes (0.1417)
having impure thoughts about a teenage Winona Rider (0.1429)
paying for a whole seat but only using the edge (0.1429)
in jokes (0.1429)
polydactyl cats (0.1429)
having erotic fantasies about Bob Dylan (0.1429)
kicking everyone's butt (0.1429)
going hog wild (0.1429)
eating roast beef off of your own boobs (0.1429)
What is this I don't even (0.1429)
losing your virginity (0.1429)
I don't know, always kind of liking narwhals yourself (0.1429)
not boning a donkey (0.1429)
sexy spaceships (0.1429)
not going to freecreditreport dot com (0.1429)
that for every n in N there is a finite sequence a subscript k, of which every member is in Z and is nonnegative, such that the product for i from one to m, where m is the length of the sequence, of p subscript i to the power of a subscript i equals n (0.1429)
dropping your first truth and beauty bomb (0.1429)
being a rocker (0.1429)
liking michael showalter a lot (0.1429)
putting your jeans and socks in one load (0.1429)
growing long hair (0.1453)
living abroad (0.1477)
all those books you read (0.1481)
not being pretentious enough (0.1481)
spending an entire weekend in your pjs (0.1500)
passing yourself off as royalty (0.1500)
eating vaguely european (0.1500)
blowing raspberries (0.1500)
accepting a lower paying but much less stressfull job (0.1505)
burning that motherfucker down (0.1515)
breaking the law (0.1522)
going to the gym (0.1524)
keeping on trucking (0.1538)
physically assaulting that guy who can't even bother to tune in the easy listening station properly in his cubicle (0.1538)
deep throating Stephen Fry (0.1538)
The Middleman being cancelled (0.1538)
wearing two socks (0.1538)
that "bottom regrets" and "most voted regrets" are white while "add a new regret" "search regrets" "recent regrets" "top regrets" and "recent comments" are all in blue (0.1538)
drinking champagne out of a chimp anus (0.1538)
sneaking around in a cardboard box, Metal Gear style (0.1538)
pie (0.1538)
that you always liked Mike more than Joel (0.1538)
trying that exotic food (0.1544)
not kissing up to people, even if it's in your best interest to do so (0.1556)
memorising every Star Trek episode (0.1557)
keeping it real (0.1557)
loving Batman (0.1579)
getting drunk at a wedding (0.1579)
that "avril lavigne" in Canadia is a line of spring fresh canuck bidets (0.1579)
having seen Star Wars all the through probably over a hundred times (0.1579)
learning an instrument (0.1587)
gay (0.1587)
having a power level of over NINE THOUSAND (0.1591)
Being born (0.1595)
eating in a rad mood (0.1600)
that you tend to give money to buskers or not depending on their talent (0.1600)
reading the regret index (0.1613)
eating bread (0.1622)
the indescribable beauty of simplicity (0.1622)
wikipedia (0.1622)
eating meat (0.1628)
playing Starfox Sixty Four (0.1647)
how many times you went back over the archive for Dinosaur comics (0.1648)
Pretending to be asleep to avoid talking (0.1649)
visiting this website (0.1656)
having roast beef (0.1667)
just wanting a sign (0.1667)
pudding (0.1667)
refusing to accept the modern sense of "tweet" into your vocabulary (0.1667)
christmas (0.1667)
eating her out (0.1667)
always eating your skittles in prismatic order (0.1667)
sweetness (0.1667)
eating left handed (0.1667)
cheese (0.1667)
wondering if so many ladies turn to writing and reading smut because they crave porn but get turned off by the way it's made (0.1667)
being the one kid in your nerd clique who instantly hated Return of the Jedi with a passion (0.1667)
watching 'The Dark Knight' (0.1667)
randomly meeting people who fill your heart with glee (0.1667)
busting myths (0.1667)
being able to say 'when I was your age, pluto was a planet' (0.1695)
playing in traffic (0.1696)
being British (0.1698)
having a onesome (0.1717)
hugging a tree (0.1719)
listening to Wagner (0.1739)
neing a super freak super freak (0.1739)
wondering whether Kento, Document, Sarah, and Pseudonym have found the new regret index yet (0.1739)
dancing naked ALL DAY LONG (0.1739)
not waxing your eyebrows in high school (0.1748)
that where we're going we don't need roads (0.1748)
preparing for the zombie apocalypse (0.1750)
a log cabin (0.1757)
staying up all night to watch the sun rise (0.1757)
planning for the zombie attack (0.1765)
not being one of those women who instantly fawn over babies (0.1765)
putting on your robe and wizard hat (0.1765)
Garfield Minus Garfield (0.1765)
dessert (0.1765)
eating a huge nerd (0.1765)
thinking of lettuce as just a delivery system for salad dressing (0.1765)
getting a lick job from a trannie hooker in the dumpster behind Steak n Shake (0.1765)
loving lamp (0.1771)
having a crush on the Utahraptor (0.1773)
peanut butter (0.1778)
that Venn diagramming is your favorite type of diagramming (0.1786)
sexing her hardcore (0.1786)
not switching to Geico (0.1786)
breaking bones while snowboarding (0.1786)
painting the bedroom a color other than white or offwhite (0.1789)
insisting on protection (0.1795)
that the Index is back, and the old users are back, and it is amazing nostalgic times for all (0.1795)
bacon (0.1795)
not smoking (0.1795)
still knowing the lyrics to eighties pop songs (0.1795)
spending the Fourth in someone else's country (0.1818)
dancing naked (0.1818)
trying to convince someone you are their Tyler Durden (0.1818)
lullabies (0.1818)
streaking (0.1818)
that, in a way, David Carradine's death from autoerotic asphyxiation could properly be termed "a fatal stroke" (0.1818)
not eating goats for a living (0.1818)
hot bondage (0.1818)
recognizing the beauty of mathematics and logic (0.1818)
using the word "substitute" as a substitute for "replacement" (0.1818)
camping (0.1818)
wondering whether a centaur foal would suckle from the human breasts or the horse teats underneath (0.1818)
lovin' dem pizza rolls (0.1818)
eating a huge marshmallow (0.1818)
simple english wikipedia (0.1818)
bringing up your distaste for Disney music (0.1818)
ever reading books (0.1818)
brownies (0.1818)
sometimes squishing your own boobs just for the heck of it (0.1818)
road trips (0.1818)
pronouncing "Intelligentsia" with a hard G (0.1818)
not really liking MMORPGs (0.1818)
that you wonder if rachel would be in your klan or hoard or guild or whatever when the pokemon mmorpg comes out (0.1818)
buying food for homeless people (0.1825)
telling your parents you're an atheist (0.1833)
not living in Corvallis, Oregon (0.1835)
washing your pet (0.1837)
yelling "in bed" at the end of fortune cookie fortunes (0.1837)
fry (0.1842)
hot snogging (0.1842)
drawing penises on the worksheet (0.1842)
standing the test of time (0.1852)
being an alligator (0.1852)
going to college (0.1852)
having a huge internet crush on Kate Beaton (0.1852)
having a huge weiner (0.1852)
listening to Beethoven (0.1852)
not knowing every ABBA song by heart, yet (0.1860)
donating to public radio (0.1860)
wearing white after Labor Day (0.1875)
chocolate spread (0.1875)
not joining the military (0.1875)
wanting to be under the sea, in an octopus's garden, in the shade (0.1875)
being real and fantastic (0.1875)
using the word "retarded" as a replacement for "stupid" (0.1875)
feeling that Pepe is the cutes BYOB corner pet (0.1875)
living in the city (0.1875)
not knowing more about Anonymous (0.1875)
eating a butterfinger (0.1875)
watching Captain Planet (0.1875)
foreplay (0.1875)
iTunes somehow playing the same song around the same time every day despite being on shuffle (0.1875)
the metric system (0.1878)
giving that dorky, but really sweet guy a chance (0.1885)
dowloading that song (0.1887)
that the sea is deep and full of mystery (0.1905)
eating a noun (0.1905)
not actually being bitter or a nihilist (0.1905)
waiting most of the morning for the time to roll around when you can go to lunch at the most awesome hot dog place ever (0.1905)
being the cat's meow (0.1905)
taking boat (0.1905)
hooking up words and phrases and clauses (0.1905)
shooting Scott Temple (0.1905)
choosing cake instead of death (0.1905)
being a meatatarian (0.1905)
bondage (0.1923)
this picture (0.1923)
not watching the movie Pontypool (0.1923)
being afraid of Americans (0.1923)
telling your mother you don't want to have children (0.1923)
milk (0.1935)
being in a rad mood (0.1935)
earning a PhD instead of an MD (0.1935)
holding cats (0.1935)
clockwork (0.1935)
chrono trigger (0.1935)
learning new and interesting things about skin and blood (0.1935)
having eaten dinner (0.1944)
drawing a webcomic (0.1947)
saving up some money (0.1951)
not seeing Nicolas Cage after seeing Face Off (0.1951)
reading pictures for sad children (0.1951)
choosing adventure over security (0.1964)
signing up for Twitter (0.1983)
jerking off into your roommate's shampoo bottle, not just once but every day for like two weeks (0.2000)
being the hottest item on the regret index (0.2000)
a glorious fart (0.2000)
masturbating at a Jessica Alba movie (0.2000)
that larder is a pretty neat, word, a holdover whose anachronistic meaning specifically meant a COLD storage room, but post refrigeration came to mean simply a pantry, but it could also mean a supply of food, the thing itself (0.2000)
making out with that girl who turned out to still be in high school (0.2000)
busting through the heavens with your drill (0.2000)
getting over your ex so quickly (0.2000)
dandelion wine (0.2000)
how awesome broiling is (0.2000)
not having played Kingdom Hearts yet (0.2000)
buying the newer model (0.2000)
hooking up with ryan (0.2000)
losing your religion (0.2000)
British English (0.2000)
someday wanting to own land, with fruit growing on that land (0.2000)
making pies (0.2000)
delicious ice cream (0.2000)
revealing your nerdiness (0.2000)
going on a bicycle tour (0.2000)
that crazy night in Pheonix (0.2000)
finally taking a chance and talking to him or her (0.2000)
ghosts (0.2000)
jumping in that lake (0.2022)
buying a Mac (0.2027)
not going to dartmouth (0.2034)
making love to your hand (0.2035)
extra sprinkles (0.2037)
Fictional Jimbo Wales (0.2041)
being bigger on the inside (0.2045)
listening to the whole CD (0.2051)
giving a gift as a surprise (0.2055)
finding the key to the secret garden (0.2059)
liking folk rock (0.2059)
mARRIAGE (0.2059)
swallowing (0.2069)
the Lord of the Rings (0.2079)
the resurrection of the regret index (0.2083)
spending two hours on the phone with your grandmother (0.2083)
being mean to the neighbor's rude kid (0.2083)
changing your cell phone number (0.2083)
singing Bohemian Rhapsody at the top of your lungs (0.2083)
experimenting with new and interesting sandwich fillings (0.2086)
thanksgiving (0.2086)
not going to prom (0.2088)
Dinosaur Comics' new layout (0.2105)
pancakes (0.2105)
wearing a tshirt with a dinosaur on it to a dinosaur museum (0.2105)
being Witty (0.2105)
magic (0.2105)
sleeping for thirteen hours (0.2105)
the Dromiceiomimus' improbable colouring (0.2105)
turning it up to eleven (0.2105)
wanting to take a girl under your arm (0.2105)
dinosaur wrestling (0.2105)
eating cows (0.2105)
xkcd (0.2105)
staying up all night to watch an eighteen year old paint her nails online (0.2115)
donating (0.2121)
watching the Donald Duck cartoon "Die Fuhrer's Face" (0.2121)
playing chess (0.2121)
buying a motorcycle (0.2121)
post it notes (0.2128)
switching parties (0.2128)
what you did last Friday night (0.2135)
being really cool (0.2143)
wondering, if the death machine was made of organic technology, could it predict its own death (0.2143)
Monty Python (0.2143)
going to market (0.2143)
chocolate (0.2143)
air guitar (0.2143)
listening to music at a much higher or lower volume than what the artist intended (0.2143)
lying on a futon (0.2143)
listening to music that no one else has heard of (0.2143)
going to university (0.2143)
wondering if we can get back up to forty thousand regrets in a year's time (0.2143)
making your time (0.2143)
disagreeing with things (0.2143)
not killing every faggot I've ever seen in my entire life (0.2143)
being the lazer viking (0.2143)
the invention of custard (0.2143)
using words that are not really words (0.2143)
facial hair (0.2143)
that consomme is broth with will (0.2143)
Jack Kerouac (0.2143)
eating pizza (0.2143)
running with scissors (0.2151)
going to the beach alone (0.2157)
using hugs, not drugs (0.2157)
being American (0.2160)
knowing why the caged bird sings (0.2162)
watching the sunrise (0.2174)
telling your brother he was adopted (0.2174)
taking care of knives (0.2174)
this place smelling like brownies all of the sudden (0.2174)
eating a tasty salad (0.2174)
ephemera (0.2174)
punching that baby, despite it's rude behavior (0.2174)
giggling over a heart's warm cockles (0.2174)
not eating Pizza Hut pizza (0.2174)
purposely deceiving someone who never listens to what you have to say (0.2182)
pretending you're a woman to get into nursing school (0.2188)
the death of Clippy (0.2200)
missing the NBA playoffs to watch the new episode of 'Bizarre Foods with Andrew Zimmern' (0.2203)
almost always using the British spellings for things, even though you are an American and your spell check always tells you it's wrong (0.2206)
shooting a man in Reno just to watch him die (0.2211)
major tom (0.2222)
being the bee's knees (0.2222)
looking at pictures of adorable puppies (0.2222)
being too awesome (0.2222)
raspberries, om nom nom (0.2222)
playing dress up (0.2222)
fighting the Nausican (0.2222)
painting your fingernails lime green (0.2222)
Loosing you religion or faith (0.2222)
explaining to someone what the Regret Index is (0.2222)
pictures for sad children (0.2222)
wondering what the significance of the qwantz dot com domain name is (0.2222)
PIN numbers (0.2222)
volunteering (0.2222)
tiger's belly (0.2222)
good times (0.2222)
being Anonymous (0.2222)
getting a tattoo (0.2222)
feeding the ducks (0.2222)
sending the President into exile (0.2222)
crying during the first ten minutes of the new Star Trek movie (0.2241)
stealing the enterprise (0.2241)
ever reading that first comic strip on the Web (0.2245)
dancing all crazy (0.2250)
xylophones (0.2250)
EXISTING (0.2254)
spreading your legs (0.2258)
cooking bacon (0.2273)
having a name that is fifty percent vowels (0.2273)
takin it to the streets (0.2273)
ATM machines (0.2273)
staying on the phone all night (0.2273)
quitting even though the job was OK, but just OK (0.2273)
cut and pasting a webcomic (0.2273)
writing slashfiction about webcomic authors (0.2286)
a lifetime dedicated to public displays of air guitar (0.2286)
what happened in vegas (0.2286)
not settling down when all your friends did (0.2286)
wondering if there's a way to extract all of these autofill regrets into a text file for saving and possibly choosing the better ones (0.2286)
optical illusions (0.2292)
sticking with your major (0.2292)
the internet (0.2293)
extra cheese (0.2308)
eating cheese just for the sake of eating cheese (0.2308)
deep fat frying a twinkie (0.2308)
a French guy who looks like Janice Dickinson wearing a strap on under a fancy ball gown, just to piss off his rich bitch girlfriend and her annoying family (0.2308)
birth control (0.2308)
horseshoe crabs (0.2308)
not knowing who Richard Dawkins is (0.2308)
vaguely effeminate dancing frogs (0.2308)
reproducing via meiosis (0.2308)
puttin' on the ritz (0.2308)
filling your thesis with references to monkeys (0.2308)
correcting your friends everytime they misspell Dromiceiomimus (0.2308)
leaving a legacy (0.2308)
having an adolescent crush on Christopher Walken (0.2308)
preferring women with body hair over women who shave (0.2308)
the general awesomeness of blacklights (0.2308)
being a pantyaire, like a millionaire but with panties instead of money (0.2308)
that dreaming is free (0.2308)
running away from indie cred, even though you listen to some of the music (0.2308)
going to Spain (0.2308)
playing god (0.2308)
having a cute little white butt (0.2308)
not having a penis (0.2308)
actually finding pigeons more cute than vermin like (0.2308)
flipping off everyone you hated from high school (0.2308)
reading every single Dinosaur Comic from beginning to end in a single sitting (0.2308)
being your mother's child (0.2308)
stories about elves and unicorns (0.2308)
having an affair with the flirty executive assistant (0.2308)
that you like pie quite a bit (0.2308)
buying a chocolate bar without checking the label first, only to find it had peanuts in it (0.2320)
spending a whole bunch of time reading random articles on wikipedia (0.2326)
that your delicious cheeseburger was made from a cow whose cause of death was predicted by an infallible machine (0.2326)
chewing bubblegum (0.2326)
learning all the elements in the periodic table in order (0.2328)
getting a credit card (0.2329)
getting out of bed this morning (0.2333)
your haircut (0.2333)
Grad school (0.2336)
log cabin (0.2340)
spending an entire day listening to the same song on repeat (0.2348)
comitting massive regret vote fraud (0.2353)
tapping her mana (0.2353)
deep frying boring healthy food (0.2353)
feeling closer to people in this world of regret (0.2353)
writing the letter "x" backwards and upsidedown (0.2353)
eating food that are high in potastium (0.2353)
retiring early (0.2353)
going to church (0.2353)
growing a handlebar moustache (0.2353)
eating babies (0.2353)
tricking a straight guy into dating another straight guy (0.2353)
anonymity (0.2353)
dancing with the devil in the pale moon light (0.2353)
paying for something with fifteen dollars in quarters (0.2353)
thinking that dinosaur might be good to eat, depending on the species, but wondering if the size of the animal would effect the texture of the meat or something like that (0.2353)
wearing hipster glasses (0.2360)
becoming vegetarian or vegan (0.2364)
irony (0.2368)
only that you have but one life to give for your country (0.2373)
getting hooked on Harry Potter or Twilight (0.2375)
reading, that shit is crazy (0.2381)
making fun of people who instigate fights in YouTube's comments section (0.2381)
studying linguistics (0.2381)
adding this to StumbleUpon (0.2381)
shit son, I don't know (0.2381)
ice cream (0.2381)
being the latest in nerd technology (0.2381)
doing it for the lulz (0.2386)
Skipping the Fiance's family Easter Dinner to play xbox and go to a concert (0.2389)
missing Efterklang at the Dublin Docklands (0.2400)
following Stephen Fry on Twitter (0.2400)
falling in love (0.2400)
Paris (0.2400)
impersonating that person (0.2400)
going to an Ivy League school (0.2400)
helvetica (0.2400)
inventing a maneuver (0.2400)
losing your religion, like in that one song (0.2400)
broken broccoli (0.2400)
orthodontics (0.2407)
penis (0.2407)
using flesh for digestive energy (0.2411)
still knowing the lyrics to nineties pop songs (0.2414)
not being on fire (0.2418)
my high GPA in high school (0.2418)
nothing (0.2421)
going through a Bob Marley phase in college, like EVERYONE else (0.2424)
love (0.2424)
tweed jackets with leather elbow patches (0.2429)
asking her out (0.2435)
the english alphabet (0.2436)
turning up at Ryan's door covered in mustard (0.2449)
giving up eating mammals (0.2460)
rereading all the harry potter books (0.2462)
buying a Wii (0.2471)
dating someone much younger (0.2474)
breaking up with my first love (0.2482)
speaking in spoonerisms (0.2500)
being born during the hot war (0.2500)
being The One (0.2500)
that you never had a chance to tell Farty McCrablice that YOU LOVE HIM (0.2500)
thinking someone was hot just because they were good at maths (0.2500)
fluffy cats (0.2500)
answering the telephone in a foreign language (0.2500)
not giving David Gwilliam kisses before he got married (0.2500)
the existence of the interrobang! (0.2500)
line dancing while drunk (0.2500)
girls, ewwwwww (0.2500)
ira glass vs philip glass in "glass warfare" (0.2500)
tickling her THERE (0.2500)
getting a liberal arts education (0.2500)
considering eating two dollars and fifty cents worth of raspberries in one sitting (0.2500)
going the extra mile (0.2500)
the Pythagorean theorem (0.2500)
knowing she was gay and still dating her (0.2500)
not having balls (0.2500)
all of the weird things you are a fan of (0.2500)
that Japanese people LOVE coelacanths (0.2500)
books (0.2500)
never dealing drugs (0.2500)
deliberately misunderstanding offensive slang by taking it literally, ie assume when someone says 'faggot' that they refer to a bundle of sticks or twigs (0.2500)
eating a minimalist (0.2500)
smoking pot (0.2500)
girls with full lips and wide hips (0.2500)
your very existence (0.2500)
making fun of fat swans (0.2500)
the simpsons (0.2500)
using my mom's deodorant (0.2500)
ever saying "no fat chicks" (0.2500)
hugging a koala (0.2500)
English (0.2500)
life being so tasty (0.2500)
being crazy and or retarded (0.2500)
escaping out the back (0.2500)
having sex with your boss' underage daughter (0.2500)
a b a a b a b b b a b a a a a b b a b a b a a b b a a b b b a a b b a b b b a b b a b a a a b b b b b a a b b b a a a b a b a b a b a b b a b a a b b a b b a a a a b a b a b a a b b a b b a b a b b b a a b b a a b b a b b a b b b a a a b a b a b a b b a a (0.2500)
having sexy intestines (0.2500)
that aloe plants are awesome (0.2500)
being necessarily clever (0.2500)
that English is your fourth language and you speak it better than your first but not your second (0.2500)
trolling the UK government petition site with stupid petitions you know would be rejected (0.2500)
lesbians (0.2500)
being scared of Kefka (0.2500)
Ryan getting the Regret Index back up (0.2500)
correcting people on their improper use of the subjunctive (0.2500)
wondering what goes through their little kitty brains (0.2500)
the first time you got drunk (0.2500)
underboob (0.2500)
a clandestine meating (0.2500)
falling in love with the majesty of colors (0.2500)
meeting a possum (0.2500)
losing yourself and dreaming of world that lie between her fingers (0.2500)
your sudden urge to make brownies (0.2500)
having low pop culture IQ (0.2500)
wondering what kind of girl would be impressed with somebody smoking, it doesn't seem that difficult to do (0.2500)
yogurt's laxative properties (0.2500)
licking out a feminist (0.2500)
getting divorced (0.2500)
sexual congress (0.2500)
being a huge nerd (0.2500)
socializing instead of playing video games (0.2527)
eating mexican food (0.2540)
dyeing your hair (0.2545)
trying something new (0.2547)
not googling The Underfold (0.2554)
being (0.2558)
chromatic scales (0.2558)
leaving the farm (0.2564)
wishing you could give yourself a blowie (0.2564)
not listening to Billy Zane (0.2564)
tang (0.2564)
not trying alcohol sooner (0.2564)
sexy times with a friend (0.2570)
not knowing what the big deal with Twitter is (0.2571)
being a socialist (0.2571)
quoting that xkcd comic (0.2581)
referring to water as hydrogen hydroxide, as a means to both achieve maximal accuracy from the perspective of how the atoms are actually connected, and freaking people out (0.2581)
going back for seconds on dessert (0.2582)
being a Shakespeare nerd (0.2593)
painting your fingernails black (0.2593)
eating lunch yesterday (0.2593)
eating tofu (0.2595)
the final countdown (0.2600)
eating all the royalty (0.2609)
tapirs (0.2609)
eating out a feminist (0.2609)
bursting out into evil laughter in a crowded or public place (0.2609)
throwing your underwear onto the stage (0.2609)
making love above the pub (0.2609)
eating that piece of chocolate (0.2609)
going to graduate school (0.2614)
starting that fire (0.2619)
having known love (0.2619)
learning lisp (0.2619)
your twisted desires (0.2632)
wanting gummi bears and or banana chips right now (0.2632)
cooking hamburgers on my engine block (0.2632)
being vaguely european (0.2632)
wondering what kind of feelings different animals feel (0.2632)
going commando (0.2632)
polygamy (0.2632)
taking comfort in the regret index in any way whatsoever (0.2632)
sexuality (0.2632)
writing a novel (0.2632)
being winsome (0.2632)
being there for her when she needed you (0.2632)
giving your best when you know it won't be enough (0.2632)
eating that cookie out of the trash (0.2632)
living on the edge (0.2632)
that shorts are comfy and easy to wear (0.2647)
insisting on precision (0.2656)
responding with Sassy Molassy (0.2658)
alligators in the sewer (0.2667)
not having tiny brown birds live behind your air conditioner (0.2667)
letting her sit in the front seat (0.2667)
Dresden Codak (0.2667)
slowly replacing every part of your body with machinery (0.2667)
that all you know about Final Fantasy, you learned from a friend who really liked it when you were teenagers (0.2667)
being a dog person (0.2667)
cleaning out your bowels through the act of pooping (0.2667)
unpacking my adjectives (0.2667)
mocha (0.2667)
The Princess Bride (0.2667)
buying one of each in EVERY COLOUR (0.2667)
eating food that fell on the ground (0.2667)
spooning Jewel's boobs (0.2667)
popping the zits on your ass (0.2667)
taking the last brownie (0.2667)
crowdsurfing (0.2667)
Peeing in someone's drink (0.2667)
ordering from Amazon marketplace (0.2667)
coconut bras (0.2667)
pokemon (0.2673)
doing a favour that I knew would not be repayed (0.2674)
eating a vegan (0.2692)
white text on a dark background (0.2692)
Wagner (0.2692)
that now that the Regret Index is back, you can go back to ignoring your Facebook, Twitter, Livejournal, Tegaki, and Deviantart (0.2692)
listining to something when you know it'll make you cry (0.2692)
airing out your nughty bits (0.2692)
your First Time (0.2698)
private school (0.2703)
losing your virginity when you did (0.2703)
switching majors (0.2703)
a tiny woman (0.2703)
everything (0.2708)
eating pistachio nuts (0.2708)
putting these dumb questions on here (0.2716)
being the king of all cosmos (0.2727)
boneless skinless chicken breasts (0.2727)
ripping off penis jokes (0.2727)
Taking an art degree (0.2727)
changing your name (0.2727)
drinking from the tap (0.2727)
theamazingregretindexing (0.2727)
waking up late in the afternoon (0.2727)
brutal legend (0.2727)
gyrating your leatherwrapped genitals in the faces of those Japanese schoolchildren (0.2727)
not memorising every Star Trek episode (0.2727)
a giant cup of hot chocolate, complete with little marshmellows and cream (0.2727)
selling your nintendo wii (0.2727)
loving Canada (0.2727)
joining community theater (0.2727)
making friends with a cat named Badger (0.2727)
floating in a most peculiar way (0.2727)
banjo dueling (0.2727)
challenging someone to a duel via a glove to the face (0.2727)
M C Escher (0.2727)
not sleeping with that tranvestite (0.2727)
opening a nice, refreshing Tab (0.2727)
going wee wee wee all the way home (0.2727)
tagging the Wikipedia article on irony as "contradicts itself" (0.2727)
hide and seek (0.2727)
going out to the woods today (0.2727)
taking up the ukulele (0.2727)
OGC Man (0.2727)
eating something you found on the ground or floor (0.2727)
eating bacon made from pigs that had swine flu (0.2727)
halving a seventeen inch long penis (0.2727)
going to the fancy dress party as Batman, knowing full well that the theme had no conceivable connection to Batman (0.2727)
wondering where all these regretters came from (0.2727)
not eating my shorts (0.2727)
agreeing to casual sex with that hot friend who looks like that one movie star (0.2727)
loving (0.2727)
being childfree (0.2727)
hasbro (0.2727)
pushing it well (0.2727)
Werther's Originals (0.2727)
dating (0.2727)
making references to poetry (0.2727)
watching Borat (0.2734)
sending emails using your friends emails when he or she leaves themselves logged in and are not looking (0.2745)
having a winsome onesome (0.2750)
living with your mother (0.2750)
flames (0.2759)
for some reason having a bias against nicotine (0.2759)
listening to a favorite song on repeat for hours (0.2759)
coming on to the regret index (0.2759)
eating macademia nuts (0.2759)
the venture brothers (0.2759)
fasting (0.2759)
that your livingroom is full of dancers (0.2759)
opening the windows (0.2759)
coming to this site (0.2763)
super fat hippos (0.2766)
having that threesome (0.2766)
using this site to admit your regrets (0.2766)
getting (0.2768)
asking them out (0.2770)
wearing that outfit at the same time she did (0.2778)
being Ryan (0.2778)
wondering why rachel has returned to commenting without using her name (0.2778)
asking them to wait for you (0.2778)
eating boxed triceratops (0.2778)
eating that last cookie (0.2778)
your wares (0.2778)
walruses (0.2778)
the moon (0.2778)
liking fat thighs you can not lie (0.2778)
reading through the entire dinosaur comics archive and then talking like Ryan for the next month (0.2791)
not knowing any ABBA songs by Heart (0.2791)
memorizing Monty Python and the Holy Grail (0.2791)
cooking yourself a lavish meal and not sharing it with anyone (0.2797)
being well endowed (0.2800)
going back in time to punch nazis in da face (0.2800)
taking the boat (0.2800)
coming out (0.2800)
being well envoweled (0.2800)
that you were only referring to the subjects of ABBA's music primarily seeming to come from a feminine point of view, but yeah, you don't mind referring to longhaired blonde Swedish dudes as "chicks" (0.2800)
liking songs that seem innocent on first listening, but end up being about serial killers or something like that (0.2800)
not owning a single pair of tube socks (0.2800)
not having an abortion (0.2800)
that someone keeps looking at my submitted regrets and combining them to form hilarious new ones (0.2800)
spending the entire night going through the archives of that webcomic (0.2804)
zombies ate my neighbors (0.2813)
wanting to discover life with someone (0.2813)
telling him you had feelings for him even though you really didn't know whether he'd reciprocate (0.2813)
doing acid (0.2813)
boats (0.2813)
puppy dawgs (0.2813)
masturbating (0.2813)
your gay experience (0.2817)
missing the Butthole Surfers concert (0.2821)
throwing your hands up in the air, waving them around like you just don't care (0.2821)
selling myself to science (0.2821)
the successful launch of Sputnik I (0.2826)
eating too much at Thanksgiving (0.2836)
taking an expectorant (0.2857)
tieing your best friend up (0.2857)
having your memories backed up on a thumb drive (0.2857)
the ventures (0.2857)
the death of a disco dancer (0.2857)
taking the Amtrak (0.2857)
loving songs that have really depressing lyrics to go along with a happy beat (0.2857)
using drugs (0.2857)
that your whole family is made of meat (0.2857)
pooping on a dog (0.2857)
your fingertips tasting like garlic (0.2857)
never doing bad things (0.2857)
being honest (0.2857)
globalisation (0.2857)
lying about how spicy it was (0.2857)
having a detachable penis (0.2857)
not telling your parents (0.2857)
screaming I LOVE YOU from the top of your lungs (0.2857)
winter (0.2857)
eating snakes (0.2857)
vowels (0.2857)
only listening to good music (0.2857)
following a dream even though it didn't work out (0.2857)
wanting to ride your bicycle, wanting to ride it when you like (0.2857)
throwing meat at vegans (0.2857)
living in a country that doesn't have bagged milk (0.2857)
being born after Freddy Mercury died (0.2857)
your double agency (0.2857)
kissing him (0.2864)
deciding you are too cool to go to the prom (0.2867)
getting mushrooms on your pizza (0.2872)
telling the truth, even though it hurt him (0.2875)
secretly wanting internet fame (0.2877)
intentionally spreading Swine Flu (0.2879)
kissing that boy in Ithaca (0.2885)
rubbing my face in a tiger's belly (0.2889)
thinking that the dude in the header of this website is kinda cute (0.2895)
going POOP (0.2895)
learning so many digits of pi (0.2895)
playing Spyro (0.2895)
watching House (0.2897)
not sleeping with him (0.2917)
that Weezing is a member of both the Team Rocket Poison Type binary with Arbok, and the Cinnabar Mansion Pollution binary with Muk (0.2917)
not getting circumcised (0.2917)
cathedrals (0.2917)
The Ten Second Rule (0.2917)
Philip Fry's eleventh year of living in the future (0.2917)
gazing (0.2917)
loving chocolate so damn much (0.2917)
flirting with somebody other than your significant other (0.2924)
tackling her (0.2927)
picking Charmander (0.2927)
sleeping with your best friend (0.2931)
taking the red pill (0.2933)
adding a new regret (0.2941)
only wanting to see Wolverine because of the hot, hairy Liev Schreiber (0.2941)
the flowers that bloom in the spring (0.2941)
driving all day in order to pick up your brother, who is coming home for the summer (0.2941)
wondering how one gets a job as a taxidermist and bone cleaner (0.2941)
rioting with the frenzied mob (0.2941)
coming from the land of the ice and snow, from the midnight sun where the hot springs flow (0.2941)
your internet name lasting this long (0.2941)
not voting for the President (0.2941)
being a child once (0.2941)
accidentally setting my balls on fire with a barbecue lighter (0.2941)
not giving change to what you thought was a homeless guy but was just some dude in need of a shower (0.2941)
every sexual experience you've ever had (0.2941)
using only one pokemon (0.2941)
using ghee as an intimate lubricant (0.2941)
taking it all off (0.2941)
going to a tiny college (0.2941)
giving that bum some money (0.2947)
waking up this morning (0.2954)
hanging out with strangers on public transit (0.2960)
wondering if anyone has the old regret list (0.2963)
cutting off your long hair (0.2963)
living drug free (0.2963)
chewing on things (0.2963)
forgetting sarah marshall (0.2963)
geometry (0.2963)
eating some vittles (0.2963)
pressing that big button (0.2963)
homographic homophonic autantonyms (0.2973)
laughing because you suddenly remembered something hilarious, then realizing strangers are looking at you (0.2984)
not thinking xkcd should get as much grief as it does (0.3000)
sex with your best friend (0.3000)
that there is no such thing as an original sin (0.3000)
eating a child once (0.3000)
stuffing that lawyer in the fridge (0.3000)
decimating this pie (0.3000)
Friends (0.3000)
that everybody's footloose (0.3000)
stealing Tucksworth's hamburger (0.3000)
believing in god (0.3000)
looking through all the old regrets you made, using the cache (0.3000)
Batman (0.3000)
the bird being a word (0.3000)
getting milk faced and humming like rabbits (0.3000)
can mine for fish (0.3000)
cleaning up after yourself (0.3000)
white type on a black background (0.3010)
leaving (0.3021)
believing in karma (0.3023)

most voted regrets

meeting Brian Peppers (12561/0.9789)
Kento (2760/0.9993)
turtles (2607/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2431/0.0004)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
[ show more ]

most discussed regrets

tricking a straight guy into dating another straight guy (357)
turtles (291)
your boobs buying food on ebay (109)
the death of Sylvia Browne (70)
not getting circumcised (63)
[ show more ]