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telling that girl in second grade who insisted that you were "the boss of her" to show you her vagina (0.0000)
fisting Go Ikeda (0.0000)
not eating out Kento (0.0000)
killing the California girls (0.0000)
stabbing Isabella Rossellini and ejaculating in the wound (0.0000)
cornholing Willie Mays (0.0000)
using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
smashing a birdhouse with your flaccid dick (0.0000)
holding your boobs when you run down the stairs (0.0000)
humping Jewel's bust (0.0000)
twats (0.0000)
teabagging Raymond Burr (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
stealing that girl's bra from the communal laundry room (0.0000)
pussy (0.0000)
masturbating with your cut off hand (0.0000)
shaving Jewel's bush, meow (0.0000)
licking Danish remoulade off of Chris Lydon's erect penis (0.0000)
slamming your dick in the car door (0.0000)
having Gordon Ramsay voice an orangutan who does nothing but masturbate and defecate (0.0000)
bellowing DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND (0.0000)
having sex with a girl who looked a lot like Christina Ricci (0.0000)
arresting a king in his own palace (0.0000)
The Curious Cans of Benjamin Buttocks (0.0000)
sprinking chocolate chips on your beloved's breasts as you knead them (0.0000)
not being Kento (0.0000)
having impure thoughts about a teenage Kimmie Gibbler (0.0000)
sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
telling the Philippines authorities that Kento is a drug mule (0.0000)
brunettes (0.0000)
turtles (0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (0.0004)
breasts (0.0135)
regret index greatest tits, Kento (0.0153)
buying multiple copies of the book "To Be or Not to Be" by the incredibly handsome New York Times bestselling author Ryan North (0.0161)
slamming your dick in Jewel's boobs (0.0185)
saying no when you should have said yes (0.0217)
having a lesbian crush on Alex Dainis (0.0233)
dongs (0.0297)
staring at Bicoid Babe's ass seriously (0.0310)
Twin Long Rods #Two (0.0345)
asian racks (0.0357)
fisting Kevin Bacon at home (0.0370)
hating reality TV shows (0.0385)
sexy makeouts (0.0400)
going to the Sweatiest Ass in the World world premiere with Kento (0.0408)
being awesome (0.0410)
going slightly out of your way to step on that crunchy looking leaf (0.0433)
consistent pubic lice (0.0455)
dinosaurs (0.0466)
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breastfeeding (0.0526)
being the real deal (0.0526)
spooning Kento's boobs (0.0526)
all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy (0.0541)
learning to play the xylophone (0.0543)
playing Dungeons & Dragons with Tim Duncan (0.0556)
Allison Iraheta being voted off American Idol (0.0556)
how weird The Regret Index becomes at night (0.0556)
being a nerd (0.0580)
drinking delicious lemonade and popping wheelies (0.0588)
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managing to resist the perverse curiosity to see TwoGirlsOneCup, so far (0.0625)
building a castle out of the junk in a junkyard (0.0625)
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this video (0.0667)
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having to wear glasses (0.0714)
really not regretting the number one four two eight at all (0.0714)
sleeping with that slim ugly huge breasted double D cup bucktoothed seventeen year old national merit scolar bikini model cellist goth, and by the way, screw you MB (0.0714)
your love of eighties action movies (0.0727)
all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy (0.0732)
discovering webcomics (0.0769)
not wearing panties (0.0769)
defending the bullied kid (0.0769)
futurama (0.0769)
playing Dungeons & Dragons with Tim Duncan (0.0769)
getting FOUR fish hooks stuck in your scrotum (0.0769)
choosing Squirtle (0.0769)
that Jewel has huge boobs, seriously (0.0769)
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all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy (0.0811)
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dinosaur comics (0.0833)
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publicly mocking Swine Flu (0.0970)
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growing up in a nonchurchgoing family (0.1000)
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sitting on the floor in second grade (0.1000)
not having seen Muriel's Wedding (0.1000)
buying a Dinosaur Comics tshirt (0.1017)
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saying 'boners ahoy' (0.1064)
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going to lunch (0.1111)
the death of Margaret Hilda Thatcher (0.1111)
following that white rabbit (0.1111)
spending all weekend naked (0.1111)
having seen Star Wars all the through probably over a hundred times (0.1111)
that stuff getting eaten is inherently funny (0.1111)
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kissing (0.1116)
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World War Two's ending in Allied victory (0.1129)
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the little wiggly things at the end of feet (0.1176)
downloading music illegally (0.1176)
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that rachel is back (0.1176)
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getting your hot cocoa on (0.1200)
skipping work to sit in the sun (0.1200)
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the color of blood outside the body when one has iron based blood (0.1212)
thinking of rain (0.1212)
ryan north (0.1226)
drinking a cold beer in the shower (0.1228)
Voting for Barak Obama (0.1228)
breathing (0.1239)
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not meeting Emily Gray (0.1250)
that you tend to give money to buskers or not depending on their talent (0.1250)
reading the book that changed everything (0.1250)
popping wheelies with the boys (0.1275)
winning (0.1287)
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having sex at seventeen (0.1304)
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vandalizing Wikipedia's chicken page that one time (0.1304)
talking to strangers (0.1311)
not getting the chance to meet the Mets (0.1311)
free speech (0.1316)
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not installing Safari Three on all your computers yet (0.1333)
eating goat cheese (0.1333)
Zooey Deschanel looks like a sandblasted Lucy Lawless (0.1333)
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flushing that gallon of rotten shrimp down the toilet (0.1333)
obama (0.1348)
loving Batman (0.1351)
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kissing her (0.1364)
making out with that girl dressed as a French maid at that costume party (0.1364)
making mud soup as a kid (0.1364)
being one of the very few people in your circle of friends to never really have the urge to smoke cigarettes (0.1389)
singing along (0.1395)
lasers (0.1395)
not wringing your parent's neck (0.1400)
not having kids (0.1408)
skipping the Harry Potter midnight release (0.1413)
taking AP classes (0.1417)
paying for a whole seat but only using the edge (0.1429)
having impure thoughts about a teenage Winona Rider (0.1429)
kicking everyone's butt (0.1429)
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eating roast beef off of your own boobs (0.1429)
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liking michael showalter a lot (0.1429)
polydactyl cats (0.1429)
ap classes (0.1429)
in jokes (0.1429)
having erotic fantasies about Bob Dylan (0.1429)
making out with that girl who turned out to still be in high school (0.1429)
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not boning a donkey (0.1429)
sexy spaceships (0.1429)
dropping your first truth and beauty bomb (0.1429)
putting your jeans and socks in one load (0.1429)
growing long hair (0.1453)
living abroad (0.1477)
not being pretentious enough (0.1481)
all those books you read (0.1481)
breaking bones while snowboarding (0.1481)
eating vaguely european (0.1500)
passing yourself off as royalty (0.1500)
spending an entire weekend in your pjs (0.1500)
blowing raspberries (0.1500)
being a meatatarian (0.1500)
accepting a lower paying but much less stressfull job (0.1505)
burning that motherfucker down (0.1515)
breaking the law (0.1522)
going to the gym (0.1524)
keeping on trucking (0.1538)
pie (0.1538)
physically assaulting that guy who can't even bother to tune in the easy listening station properly in his cubicle (0.1538)
The Middleman being cancelled (0.1538)
sneaking around in a cardboard box, Metal Gear style (0.1538)
that you always liked Mike more than Joel (0.1538)
that "bottom regrets" and "most voted regrets" are white while "add a new regret" "search regrets" "recent regrets" "top regrets" and "recent comments" are all in blue (0.1538)
deep throating Stephen Fry (0.1538)
wearing two socks (0.1538)
Being born (0.1543)
trying that exotic food (0.1544)
telling your parents you're an atheist (0.1552)
not kissing up to people, even if it's in your best interest to do so (0.1556)
memorising every Star Trek episode (0.1557)
keeping it real (0.1557)
getting drunk at a wedding (0.1579)
that "avril lavigne" in Canadia is a line of spring fresh canuck bidets (0.1579)
learning an instrument (0.1587)
gay (0.1587)
having a power level of over NINE THOUSAND (0.1591)
eating in a rad mood (0.1600)
reading the regret index (0.1613)
wikipedia (0.1622)
the indescribable beauty of simplicity (0.1622)
eating bread (0.1622)
eating meat (0.1628)
playing Starfox Sixty Four (0.1647)
how many times you went back over the archive for Dinosaur comics (0.1648)
Pretending to be asleep to avoid talking (0.1649)
visiting this website (0.1656)
pudding (0.1667)
refusing to accept the modern sense of "tweet" into your vocabulary (0.1667)
eating her out (0.1667)
just wanting a sign (0.1667)
sweetness (0.1667)
clockwork (0.1667)
cheese (0.1667)
chrono trigger (0.1667)
eating left handed (0.1667)
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having roast beef (0.1667)
randomly meeting people who fill your heart with glee (0.1667)
christmas (0.1667)
being the one kid in your nerd clique who instantly hated Return of the Jedi with a passion (0.1667)
watching 'The Dark Knight' (0.1667)
always eating your skittles in prismatic order (0.1667)
being in a rad mood (0.1667)
being able to say 'when I was your age, pluto was a planet' (0.1695)
playing in traffic (0.1696)
being British (0.1698)
not switching to Geico (0.1712)
having eaten dinner (0.1714)
having a onesome (0.1717)
hugging a tree (0.1719)
ghosts (0.1724)
dancing naked ALL DAY LONG (0.1739)
listening to Wagner (0.1739)
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not waxing your eyebrows in high school (0.1748)
that where we're going we don't need roads (0.1748)
preparing for the zombie apocalypse (0.1750)
a log cabin (0.1757)
staying up all night to watch the sun rise (0.1757)
Garfield Minus Garfield (0.1765)
putting on your robe and wizard hat (0.1765)
planning for the zombie attack (0.1765)
eating a huge nerd (0.1765)
dessert (0.1765)
not being one of those women who instantly fawn over babies (0.1765)
getting a lick job from a trannie hooker in the dumpster behind Steak n Shake (0.1765)
thinking of lettuce as just a delivery system for salad dressing (0.1765)
loving lamp (0.1771)
having a crush on the Utahraptor (0.1773)
peanut butter (0.1778)
sexing her hardcore (0.1786)
that Venn diagramming is your favorite type of diagramming (0.1786)
painting the bedroom a color other than white or offwhite (0.1789)
bacon (0.1795)
still knowing the lyrics to eighties pop songs (0.1795)
that the Index is back, and the old users are back, and it is amazing nostalgic times for all (0.1795)
insisting on protection (0.1795)
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eating a huge marshmallow (0.1818)
ever reading books (0.1818)
that you wonder if rachel would be in your klan or hoard or guild or whatever when the pokemon mmorpg comes out (0.1818)
trying to convince someone you are their Tyler Durden (0.1818)
watching the sunrise (0.1818)
dancing naked (0.1818)
lovin' dem pizza rolls (0.1818)
simple english wikipedia (0.1818)
using the word "substitute" as a substitute for "replacement" (0.1818)
brownies (0.1818)
pronouncing "Intelligentsia" with a hard G (0.1818)
recognizing the beauty of mathematics and logic (0.1818)
streaking (0.1818)
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spending the Fourth in someone else's country (0.1818)
losing yourself and dreaming of world that lie between her fingers (0.1818)
lullabies (0.1818)
camping (0.1818)
bringing up your distaste for Disney music (0.1818)
not eating goats for a living (0.1818)
wondering whether a centaur foal would suckle from the human breasts or the horse teats underneath (0.1818)
road trips (0.1818)
hot bondage (0.1818)
that, in a way, David Carradine's death from autoerotic asphyxiation could properly be termed "a fatal stroke" (0.1818)
buying food for homeless people (0.1825)
not living in Corvallis, Oregon (0.1835)
yelling "in bed" at the end of fortune cookie fortunes (0.1837)
washing your pet (0.1837)
fry (0.1842)
drawing penises on the worksheet (0.1842)
hot snogging (0.1842)
standing the test of time (0.1852)
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being an alligator (0.1852)
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going to college (0.1852)
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donating to public radio (0.1860)
iTunes somehow playing the same song around the same time every day despite being on shuffle (0.1875)
not joining the military (0.1875)
watching Captain Planet (0.1875)
being real and fantastic (0.1875)
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foreplay (0.1875)
eating a butterfinger (0.1875)
chocolate spread (0.1875)
living in the city (0.1875)
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wearing white after Labor Day (0.1875)
the metric system (0.1878)
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dowloading that song (0.1887)
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dinosaur wrestling (0.1892)
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that the sea is deep and full of mystery (0.1905)
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being the cat's meow (0.1905)
taking boat (0.1905)
having a name that is fifty percent vowels (0.1905)
shooting Scott Temple (0.1905)
eating a noun (0.1905)
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bondage (0.1923)
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telling your mother you don't want to have children (0.1923)
this picture (0.1923)
milk (0.1935)
earning a PhD instead of an MD (0.1935)
pretending you're a woman to get into nursing school (0.1935)
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holding cats (0.1935)
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saving up some money (0.1951)
reading pictures for sad children (0.1951)
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signing up for Twitter (0.1983)
dandelion wine (0.2000)
going on a bicycle tour (0.2000)
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getting over your ex so quickly (0.2000)
a glorious fart (0.2000)
being the hottest item on the regret index (0.2000)
flipping off everyone you hated from high school (0.2000)
British English (0.2000)
hooking up with ryan (0.2000)
making pies (0.2000)
someday wanting to own land, with fruit growing on that land (0.2000)
that larder is a pretty neat, word, a holdover whose anachronistic meaning specifically meant a COLD storage room, but post refrigeration came to mean simply a pantry, but it could also mean a supply of food, the thing itself (0.2000)
losing your religion (0.2000)
not having played Kingdom Hearts yet (0.2000)
that crazy night in Pheonix (0.2000)
finally taking a chance and talking to him or her (0.2000)
delicious ice cream (0.2000)
busting through the heavens with your drill (0.2000)
how awesome broiling is (0.2000)
jerking off into your roommate's shampoo bottle, not just once but every day for like two weeks (0.2000)
jumping in that lake (0.2022)
buying a Mac (0.2027)
not going to dartmouth (0.2034)
making love to your hand (0.2035)
extra sprinkles (0.2037)
Fictional Jimbo Wales (0.2041)
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being bigger on the inside (0.2045)
listening to the whole CD (0.2051)
giving a gift as a surprise (0.2055)
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finding the key to the secret garden (0.2059)
mARRIAGE (0.2059)
running with scissors (0.2065)
swallowing (0.2069)
the Lord of the Rings (0.2079)
spending two hours on the phone with your grandmother (0.2083)
the resurrection of the regret index (0.2083)
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ever reading that first comic strip on the Web (0.2083)
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thanksgiving (0.2086)
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being Witty (0.2105)
sleeping for thirteen hours (0.2105)
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correcting your friends everytime they misspell Dromiceiomimus (0.2105)
pancakes (0.2105)
the Dromiceiomimus' improbable colouring (0.2105)
eating cows (0.2105)
xkcd (0.2105)
magic (0.2105)
Dinosaur Comics' new layout (0.2105)
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post it notes (0.2128)
switching parties (0.2128)
what you did last Friday night (0.2135)
chocolate (0.2143)
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Monty Python (0.2143)
being the lazer viking (0.2143)
listening to music at a much higher or lower volume than what the artist intended (0.2143)
using words that are not really words (0.2143)
wondering if we can get back up to forty thousand regrets in a year's time (0.2143)
lying on a futon (0.2143)
eating pizza (0.2143)
that consomme is broth with will (0.2143)
facial hair (0.2143)
Jack Kerouac (0.2143)
using hugs, not drugs (0.2157)
going to the beach alone (0.2157)
being American (0.2160)
knowing why the caged bird sings (0.2162)
this place smelling like brownies all of the sudden (0.2174)
telling your brother he was adopted (0.2174)
taking care of knives (0.2174)
eating a tasty salad (0.2174)
punching that baby, despite it's rude behavior (0.2174)
ephemera (0.2174)
giggling over a heart's warm cockles (0.2174)
not eating Pizza Hut pizza (0.2174)
purposely deceiving someone who never listens to what you have to say (0.2182)
following Stephen Fry on Twitter (0.2192)
the death of Clippy (0.2200)
missing the NBA playoffs to watch the new episode of 'Bizarre Foods with Andrew Zimmern' (0.2203)
almost always using the British spellings for things, even though you are an American and your spell check always tells you it's wrong (0.2206)
shooting a man in Reno just to watch him die (0.2211)
Loosing you religion or faith (0.2222)
raspberries, om nom nom (0.2222)
pictures for sad children (0.2222)
volunteering (0.2222)
being Anonymous (0.2222)
feeding the ducks (0.2222)
getting a tattoo (0.2222)
explaining to someone what the Regret Index is (0.2222)
becoming vegetarian or vegan (0.2222)
painting your fingernails lime green (0.2222)
sending the President into exile (0.2222)
looking at pictures of adorable puppies (0.2222)
PIN numbers (0.2222)
wondering what the significance of the qwantz dot com domain name is (0.2222)
tiger's belly (0.2222)
fighting the Nausican (0.2222)
good times (0.2222)
being too awesome (0.2222)
major tom (0.2222)
playing dress up (0.2222)
crying during the first ten minutes of the new Star Trek movie (0.2241)
stealing the enterprise (0.2241)
xylophones (0.2250)
dancing all crazy (0.2250)
EXISTING (0.2254)
spreading your legs (0.2258)
escaping out the back (0.2258)
takin it to the streets (0.2273)
cut and pasting a webcomic (0.2273)
cooking bacon (0.2273)
tapirs (0.2273)
ATM machines (0.2273)
making love above the pub (0.2273)
staying on the phone all night (0.2273)
quitting even though the job was OK, but just OK (0.2273)
what happened in vegas (0.2286)
writing slashfiction about webcomic authors (0.2286)
not settling down when all your friends did (0.2286)
a lifetime dedicated to public displays of air guitar (0.2286)
wondering if there's a way to extract all of these autofill regrets into a text file for saving and possibly choosing the better ones (0.2286)
optical illusions (0.2292)
the internet (0.2293)
extra cheese (0.2308)
reproducing via meiosis (0.2308)
the general awesomeness of blacklights (0.2308)
a French guy who looks like Janice Dickinson wearing a strap on under a fancy ball gown, just to piss off his rich bitch girlfriend and her annoying family (0.2308)
stories about elves and unicorns (0.2308)
that you like pie quite a bit (0.2308)
reading every single Dinosaur Comic from beginning to end in a single sitting (0.2308)
having an adolescent crush on Christopher Walken (0.2308)
that dreaming is free (0.2308)
puttin' on the ritz (0.2308)
filling your thesis with references to monkeys (0.2308)
horseshoe crabs (0.2308)
having an affair with the flirty executive assistant (0.2308)
running away from indie cred, even though you listen to some of the music (0.2308)
eating lunch yesterday (0.2308)
birth control (0.2308)
actually finding pigeons more cute than vermin like (0.2308)
being a pantyaire, like a millionaire but with panties instead of money (0.2308)
preferring women with body hair over women who shave (0.2308)
eating cheese just for the sake of eating cheese (0.2308)
leaving a legacy (0.2308)
having a cute little white butt (0.2308)
vaguely effeminate dancing frogs (0.2308)
playing god (0.2308)
not knowing who Richard Dawkins is (0.2308)
going to Spain (0.2308)
not having a penis (0.2308)
being your mother's child (0.2308)
buying a chocolate bar without checking the label first, only to find it had peanuts in it (0.2320)
that your delicious cheeseburger was made from a cow whose cause of death was predicted by an infallible machine (0.2326)
spending a whole bunch of time reading random articles on wikipedia (0.2326)
chewing bubblegum (0.2326)
learning all the elements in the periodic table in order (0.2328)
getting a credit card (0.2329)
referring to water as hydrogen hydroxide, as a means to both achieve maximal accuracy from the perspective of how the atoms are actually connected, and freaking people out (0.2333)
getting out of bed this morning (0.2333)
your haircut (0.2333)
Grad school (0.2336)
sticking with your major (0.2340)
only that you have but one life to give for your country (0.2340)
log cabin (0.2340)
spending an entire day listening to the same song on repeat (0.2348)
deep frying boring healthy food (0.2353)
eating babies (0.2353)
going to church (0.2353)
growing a handlebar moustache (0.2353)
retiring early (0.2353)
comitting massive regret vote fraud (0.2353)
tricking a straight guy into dating another straight guy (0.2353)
tapping her mana (0.2353)
writing the letter "x" backwards and upsidedown (0.2353)
paying for something with fifteen dollars in quarters (0.2353)
thinking that dinosaur might be good to eat, depending on the species, but wondering if the size of the animal would effect the texture of the meat or something like that (0.2353)
anonymity (0.2353)
eating food that are high in potastium (0.2353)
dancing with the devil in the pale moon light (0.2353)
wearing hipster glasses (0.2360)
irony (0.2368)
leaving the farm (0.2368)
getting hooked on Harry Potter or Twilight (0.2375)
being the latest in nerd technology (0.2381)
reading, that shit is crazy (0.2381)
ice cream (0.2381)
studying linguistics (0.2381)
adding this to StumbleUpon (0.2381)
shit son, I don't know (0.2381)
buying a Wii (0.2381)
making fun of people who instigate fights in YouTube's comments section (0.2381)
doing it for the lulz (0.2386)
Skipping the Fiance's family Easter Dinner to play xbox and go to a concert (0.2389)
missing Efterklang at the Dublin Docklands (0.2400)
Paris (0.2400)
airing out your nughty bits (0.2400)
falling in love (0.2400)
inventing a maneuver (0.2400)
impersonating that person (0.2400)
losing your religion, like in that one song (0.2400)
broken broccoli (0.2400)
going to an Ivy League school (0.2400)
helvetica (0.2400)
orthodontics (0.2407)
penis (0.2407)
using flesh for digestive energy (0.2411)
still knowing the lyrics to nineties pop songs (0.2414)
not being on fire (0.2418)
my high GPA in high school (0.2418)
nothing (0.2421)
smoking pot (0.2421)
going through a Bob Marley phase in college, like EVERYONE else (0.2424)
love (0.2424)
tweed jackets with leather elbow patches (0.2429)
asking her out (0.2435)
the english alphabet (0.2436)
turning up at Ryan's door covered in mustard (0.2449)
giving up eating mammals (0.2460)
rereading all the harry potter books (0.2462)
dating someone much younger (0.2474)
trying something new (0.2476)
breaking up with my first love (0.2482)
speaking in spoonerisms (0.2500)
being born during the hot war (0.2500)
being a huge nerd (0.2500)
living and learning (0.2500)
that you never had a chance to tell Farty McCrablice that YOU LOVE HIM (0.2500)
life being so tasty (0.2500)
thinking someone was hot just because they were good at maths (0.2500)
eating a minimalist (0.2500)
girls, ewwwwww (0.2500)
a clandestine meating (0.2500)
hugging a koala (0.2500)
books (0.2500)
your sudden urge to make brownies (0.2500)
not giving David Gwilliam kisses before he got married (0.2500)
considering eating two dollars and fifty cents worth of raspberries in one sitting (0.2500)
line dancing while drunk (0.2500)
the simpsons (0.2500)
making fun of fat swans (0.2500)
getting a liberal arts education (0.2500)
fluffy cats (0.2500)
the existence of the interrobang! (0.2500)
answering the telephone in a foreign language (0.2500)
yogurt's laxative properties (0.2500)
eating macademia nuts (0.2500)
underboob (0.2500)
being The One (0.2500)
not having balls (0.2500)
licking out a feminist (0.2500)
taking the boat (0.2500)
the first time you got drunk (0.2500)
having low pop culture IQ (0.2500)
tickling her THERE (0.2500)
your very existence (0.2500)
falling in love with the majesty of colors (0.2500)
knowing you created one of the bottom regrets (0.2500)
that Japanese people LOVE coelacanths (0.2500)
ever saying "no fat chicks" (0.2500)
being scared of Kefka (0.2500)
having sex with your boss' underage daughter (0.2500)
all of the weird things you are a fan of (0.2500)
lesbians (0.2500)
being necessarily clever (0.2500)
trolling the UK government petition site with stupid petitions you know would be rejected (0.2500)
being crazy and or retarded (0.2500)
never dealing drugs (0.2500)
Ryan getting the Regret Index back up (0.2500)
English (0.2500)
sexual congress (0.2500)
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knowing she was gay and still dating her (0.2500)
deep fat frying a twinkie (0.2500)
wondering what goes through their little kitty brains (0.2500)
girls with full lips and wide hips (0.2500)
correcting people on their improper use of the subjunctive (0.2500)
deliberately misunderstanding offensive slang by taking it literally, ie assume when someone says 'faggot' that they refer to a bundle of sticks or twigs (0.2500)
going the extra mile (0.2500)
the Pythagorean theorem (0.2500)
ira glass vs philip glass in "glass warfare" (0.2500)
that English is your fourth language and you speak it better than your first but not your second (0.2500)
that aloe plants are awesome (0.2500)
getting divorced (0.2500)
using my mom's deodorant (0.2500)
having sexy intestines (0.2500)
wondering what kind of girl would be impressed with somebody smoking, it doesn't seem that difficult to do (0.2500)
socializing instead of playing video games (0.2527)
eating mexican food (0.2540)
unpacking my adjectives (0.2542)
dyeing your hair (0.2545)
not googling The Underfold (0.2554)
being (0.2558)
chromatic scales (0.2558)
not listening to Billy Zane (0.2564)
wishing you could give yourself a blowie (0.2564)
not trying alcohol sooner (0.2564)
tang (0.2564)
sexy times with a friend (0.2570)
not knowing what the big deal with Twitter is (0.2571)
being a socialist (0.2571)
quoting that xkcd comic (0.2581)
going back for seconds on dessert (0.2582)
painting your fingernails black (0.2593)
being a Shakespeare nerd (0.2593)
lying about how spicy it was (0.2593)
eating tofu (0.2595)
the final countdown (0.2600)
eating out a feminist (0.2609)
eating that piece of chocolate (0.2609)
eating all the royalty (0.2609)
bursting out into evil laughter in a crowded or public place (0.2609)
throwing your underwear onto the stage (0.2609)
going to graduate school (0.2614)
starting that fire (0.2619)
reading through the entire dinosaur comics archive and then talking like Ryan for the next month (0.2619)
learning lisp (0.2619)
having known love (0.2619)
living on the edge (0.2632)
polygamy (0.2632)
cooking hamburgers on my engine block (0.2632)
going commando (0.2632)
eating that cookie out of the trash (0.2632)
sexuality (0.2632)
everything (0.2632)
giving your best when you know it won't be enough (0.2632)
wanting gummi bears and or banana chips right now (0.2632)
writing a novel (0.2632)
being winsome (0.2632)
taking comfort in the regret index in any way whatsoever (0.2632)
your twisted desires (0.2632)
being vaguely european (0.2632)
wondering what kind of feelings different animals feel (0.2632)
being there for her when she needed you (0.2632)
that shorts are comfy and easy to wear (0.2647)
insisting on precision (0.2656)
responding with Sassy Molassy (0.2658)
ordering from Amazon marketplace (0.2667)
mocha (0.2667)
Dresden Codak (0.2667)
letting her sit in the front seat (0.2667)
slowly replacing every part of your body with machinery (0.2667)
alligators in the sewer (0.2667)
The Princess Bride (0.2667)
popping the zits on your ass (0.2667)
not having tiny brown birds live behind your air conditioner (0.2667)
loving your mama (0.2667)
taking the last brownie (0.2667)
buying one of each in EVERY COLOUR (0.2667)
reading through the entire dinosaur comics archive and then tasting like Ryan for the next month (0.2667)
being a dog person (0.2667)
spooning Jewel's boobs (0.2667)
eating food that fell on the ground (0.2667)
cleaning out your bowels through the act of pooping (0.2667)
that all you know about Final Fantasy, you learned from a friend who really liked it when you were teenagers (0.2667)
crowdsurfing (0.2667)
Peeing in someone's drink (0.2667)
pokemon (0.2673)
doing a favour that I knew would not be repayed (0.2674)
watching Borat (0.2681)
Wagner (0.2692)
not memorising every Star Trek episode (0.2692)
that now that the Regret Index is back, you can go back to ignoring your Facebook, Twitter, Livejournal, Tegaki, and Deviantart (0.2692)
eating a vegan (0.2692)
white text on a dark background (0.2692)
listining to something when you know it'll make you cry (0.2692)
living drug free (0.2692)
your First Time (0.2698)
losing your virginity when you did (0.2703)
switching majors (0.2703)
private school (0.2703)
a tiny woman (0.2703)
eating pistachio nuts (0.2708)
putting these dumb questions on here (0.2716)
Taking an art degree (0.2727)
going wee wee wee all the way home (0.2727)
boneless skinless chicken breasts (0.2727)
loving (0.2727)
taking up the ukulele (0.2727)
tagging the Wikipedia article on irony as "contradicts itself" (0.2727)
opening a nice, refreshing Tab (0.2727)
waking up late in the afternoon (0.2727)
theamazingregretindexing (0.2727)
not sleeping with that tranvestite (0.2727)
dating (0.2727)
Werther's Originals (0.2727)
pushing it well (0.2727)
loving Canada (0.2727)
M C Escher (0.2727)
being the king of all cosmos (0.2727)
a giant cup of hot chocolate, complete with little marshmellows and cream (0.2727)
changing your name (0.2727)
making references to poetry (0.2727)
joining community theater (0.2727)
not eating my shorts (0.2727)
challenging someone to a duel via a glove to the face (0.2727)
floating in a most peculiar way (0.2727)
eating bacon made from pigs that had swine flu (0.2727)
gyrating your leatherwrapped genitals in the faces of those Japanese schoolchildren (0.2727)
hide and seek (0.2727)
OGC Man (0.2727)
drinking from the tap (0.2727)
going to the fancy dress party as Batman, knowing full well that the theme had no conceivable connection to Batman (0.2727)
sighing (0.2727)
going out to the woods today (0.2727)
selling your nintendo wii (0.2727)
banjo dueling (0.2727)
eating something you found on the ground or floor (0.2727)
ripping off penis jokes (0.2727)
being childfree (0.2727)
making friends with a cat named Badger (0.2727)
brutal legend (0.2727)
saying the name of the Scottish play (0.2727)
halving a seventeen inch long penis (0.2727)
hasbro (0.2727)
wondering where all these regretters came from (0.2727)
sending emails using your friends emails when he or she leaves themselves logged in and are not looking (0.2745)
cooking yourself a lavish meal and not sharing it with anyone (0.2746)
eating that last cookie (0.2747)
having a winsome onesome (0.2750)
living with your mother (0.2750)
the venture brothers (0.2759)
coming on to the regret index (0.2759)
for some reason having a bias against nicotine (0.2759)
listening to a favorite song on repeat for hours (0.2759)
flames (0.2759)
fasting (0.2759)
that your livingroom is full of dancers (0.2759)
opening the windows (0.2759)
coming to this site (0.2763)
having that threesome (0.2766)
using this site to admit your regrets (0.2766)
super fat hippos (0.2766)
getting (0.2768)
asking them out (0.2770)
liking fat thighs you can not lie (0.2778)
asking them to wait for you (0.2778)
homographic homophonic autantonyms (0.2778)
wondering why rachel has returned to commenting without using her name (0.2778)
the moon (0.2778)
being Ryan (0.2778)
walruses (0.2778)
eating boxed triceratops (0.2778)
your wares (0.2778)
wearing that outfit at the same time she did (0.2778)
not telling your parents (0.2788)
memorizing Monty Python and the Holy Grail (0.2791)
not knowing any ABBA songs by Heart (0.2791)
liking songs that seem innocent on first listening, but end up being about serial killers or something like that (0.2800)
that someone keeps looking at my submitted regrets and combining them to form hilarious new ones (0.2800)
coming out (0.2800)
going back in time to punch nazis in da face (0.2800)
being well envoweled (0.2800)
that you were only referring to the subjects of ABBA's music primarily seeming to come from a feminine point of view, but yeah, you don't mind referring to longhaired blonde Swedish dudes as "chicks" (0.2800)
not owning a single pair of tube socks (0.2800)
not having an abortion (0.2800)
being well endowed (0.2800)
spending the entire night going through the archives of that webcomic (0.2804)
telling him you had feelings for him even though you really didn't know whether he'd reciprocate (0.2813)
zombies ate my neighbors (0.2813)
puppy dawgs (0.2813)
masturbating (0.2813)
wanting to discover life with someone (0.2813)
doing acid (0.2813)
boats (0.2813)
your gay experience (0.2817)
missing the Butthole Surfers concert (0.2821)
throwing your hands up in the air, waving them around like you just don't care (0.2821)
selling myself to science (0.2821)
the successful launch of Sputnik I (0.2826)
eating too much at Thanksgiving (0.2836)
watching House (0.2847)
having a detachable penis (0.2857)
using drugs (0.2857)
your fingertips tasting like garlic (0.2857)
taking the Amtrak (0.2857)
tieing your best friend up (0.2857)
winter (0.2857)
having your memories backed up on a thumb drive (0.2857)
the death of a disco dancer (0.2857)
globalisation (0.2857)
loving songs that have really depressing lyrics to go along with a happy beat (0.2857)
following a dream even though it didn't work out (0.2857)
screaming I LOVE YOU from the top of your lungs (0.2857)
pooping on a dog (0.2857)
being honest (0.2857)
wanting to ride your bicycle, wanting to ride it when you like (0.2857)
vowels (0.2857)
your double agency (0.2857)
only listening to good music (0.2857)
coconut bras (0.2857)
never doing bad things (0.2857)
your time machine (0.2857)
throwing meat at vegans (0.2857)
living in a country that doesn't have bagged milk (0.2857)
fucking his mom (0.2857)
that your whole family is made of meat (0.2857)
being born after Freddy Mercury died (0.2857)
taking an expectorant (0.2857)
eating snakes (0.2857)
the ventures (0.2857)
kissing him (0.2864)
deciding you are too cool to go to the prom (0.2867)
getting mushrooms on your pizza (0.2872)
telling the truth, even though it hurt him (0.2875)
secretly wanting internet fame (0.2877)
intentionally spreading Swine Flu (0.2879)
kissing that boy in Ithaca (0.2885)
rubbing my face in a tiger's belly (0.2889)
thinking that the dude in the header of this website is kinda cute (0.2895)
going POOP (0.2895)
learning so many digits of pi (0.2895)
playing Spyro (0.2895)
Philip Fry's eleventh year of living in the future (0.2917)
that Weezing is a member of both the Team Rocket Poison Type binary with Arbok, and the Cinnabar Mansion Pollution binary with Muk (0.2917)
gazing (0.2917)
not sleeping with him (0.2917)
loving chocolate so damn much (0.2917)
The Ten Second Rule (0.2917)
cathedrals (0.2917)
flirting with somebody other than your significant other (0.2924)
tackling her (0.2927)
picking Charmander (0.2927)
sleeping with your best friend (0.2931)
taking the red pill (0.2933)
being a child once (0.2941)
peeing in the shower (0.2941)
driving all day in order to pick up your brother, who is coming home for the summer (0.2941)
the flowers that bloom in the spring (0.2941)
taking it all off (0.2941)
your internet name lasting this long (0.2941)
not giving change to what you thought was a homeless guy but was just some dude in need of a shower (0.2941)
coming from the land of the ice and snow, from the midnight sun where the hot springs flow (0.2941)
adding a new regret (0.2941)
only wanting to see Wolverine because of the hot, hairy Liev Schreiber (0.2941)
wondering how one gets a job as a taxidermist and bone cleaner (0.2941)
accidentally setting my balls on fire with a barbecue lighter (0.2941)
uisng pirate insults in a real fight (0.2941)
using only one pokemon (0.2941)
rioting with the frenzied mob (0.2941)
every sexual experience you've ever had (0.2941)
using ghee as an intimate lubricant (0.2941)
not voting for the President (0.2941)
going to a tiny college (0.2941)
giving that bum some money (0.2947)
waking up this morning (0.2954)
hanging out with strangers on public transit (0.2960)
chewing on things (0.2963)
eating some vittles (0.2963)
pressing that big button (0.2963)
geometry (0.2963)
forgetting sarah marshall (0.2963)
wondering if anyone has the old regret list (0.2963)
cutting off your long hair (0.2963)
not getting circumcised (0.2979)
laughing because you suddenly remembered something hilarious, then realizing strangers are looking at you (0.2984)
attending your graduation ceremony (0.3000)
the bird being a word (0.3000)
stealing Tucksworth's hamburger (0.3000)
not thinking xkcd should get as much grief as it does (0.3000)
stuffing that lawyer in the fridge (0.3000)
Batman (0.3000)
sex with your best friend (0.3000)
decimating this pie (0.3000)
looking through all the old regrets you made, using the cache (0.3000)
that there is no such thing as an original sin (0.3000)
getting milk faced and humming like rabbits (0.3000)
believing in god (0.3000)
that everybody's footloose (0.3000)
Friends (0.3000)

most voted regrets

meeting Brian Peppers (12561/0.9789)
Kento (2760/0.9993)
turtles (2607/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2431/0.0004)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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most discussed regrets

tricking a straight guy into dating another straight guy (98)
I would want to bang Jewel if I were not in a relationship (37)
still only seeing black, white, and blue (30)
that Kento's birthday passed a week ago and you didn't even have a chance to make him a sandwich (30)
the actress (29)
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