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There are two naked male figures in the border below this figure, the one directly below the figure is squatting and displaying genitalia, a scene that was frequently censored in former reproductions
Goochland County
grabbing Carlos Acosta outside a chain coffee shop and screaming "WHERE DID I LEAVE MY CAR!"
sodomy, sodom you, there is nothing we can do
A Michigan man was arrested after allegedly threatening to shoot and kill CNN employees
pools of towerplays
tools of powerplays
more than a nuisance
Ponymon Blow and Suck
pony's penis surgery but sung to the tune of Christina Aguilera's Dirrrty
tearing me a new one, Lisa
drawing a picture of Kento being Eiffel Towered by somebody and something
it's sodomy all the way down
it always starts with Kento getting assfucked by somebody or something
amazing Regret, how sweet the 'dex
Konto, continuity Kento
sometimes himself
it always ends with Kento getting assfucked by somebody or something
Maine group raising money for pony's penis surgery tearing me apart, Lisa
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(1) Pokemon Diamonds and Rust
(2) Vegan Fuchen
(4) wanting to electrocute Kento's testicles and waterboard him until he tells you when his birthday is
(1) a recut of Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade which instead draws attention to Henry's abusive upbringing of his son with the exchange "We named the dog Indiana!" "You screwed the dog!" "I screwed you!", in the presence of some baffled and terrified Nazis
(1) wondering if Donald Trump has made all his necessary financial declarations for the presidential race yet or whether he's just trying to drive the discussion towards immigants before predictably bowing out
(1) getting groped by a drunken dancing lady in her fifties whose face looks like a wrinkled leather couch
(1) bottoming for a horse in A Horse and His Boy, Kento
(1) wondering whether go around bragging to other girls about how deep their vaginas are
(2) reading the comments
(2) that, to answer an earlier regretters question, yes, seven inches is big for an Asian
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the goddamn deliberately disabled modems Earthlink sent out to customers in the early aughts, cannot enable DHCP without "paying" extra, and using PPoE plus a router with DHCP disables streaming video, FU Earthlink (1.0000)
kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
spam fritters (1.0000)
your dyslexia flaring up (1.0000)
regrets about pony blowing (1.0000)
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not being Kento (0.0000)
The Curious Cans of Benjamin Buttocks (0.0000)
stealing that girl's bra from the communal laundry room (0.0000)
cornholing Willie Mays (0.0000)
having Gordon Ramsay voice an orangutan who does nothing but masturbate and defecate (0.0000)
telling the Philippines authorities that Kento is a drug mule (0.0000)
masturbating with your cut off hand (0.0000)
licking Danish remoulade off of Chris Lydon's erect penis (0.0000)
having impure thoughts about a teenage Kimmie Gibbler (0.0000)
shaving Jewel's bush, meow (0.0000)
not eating out Kento (0.0000)
sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
teabagging Raymond Burr (0.0000)
humping Jewel's bust (0.0000)
twats (0.0000)
slamming your dick in the car door (0.0000)
pussy (0.0000)
telling that girl in second grade who insisted that you were "the boss of her" to show you her vagina (0.0000)
tits (0.0000)
killing the California girls (0.0000)
holding your boobs when you run down the stairs (0.0000)
smashing a birdhouse with your flaccid dick (0.0000)
using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
Owen and Mzee (0.0000)
brunettes (0.0000)
having sex with a girl who looked a lot like Christina Ricci (0.0000)
bellowing DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND (0.0000)
arresting a king in his own palace (0.0000)
banging a Tim Burton heroine (0.0000)
doing Harambe jokes eighteen months later (0.0000)
stabbing Isabella Rossellini and ejaculating in the wound (0.0000)
the death of Sylvia Browne (0.0004)
turtles (0.0004)
breasts (0.0135)
regret index greatest tits, Kento (0.0153)
buying multiple copies of the book "To Be or Not to Be" by the incredibly handsome New York Times bestselling author Ryan North (0.0161)
fisting Go Ikeda (0.0182)
slamming your dick in Jewel's boobs (0.0185)
saying no when you should have said yes (0.0217)
having a lesbian crush on Alex Dainis (0.0233)
dongs (0.0297)
staring at Bicoid Babe's ass seriously (0.0310)
Twin Long Rods #Two (0.0345)
asian racks (0.0357)
fisting Kevin Bacon at home (0.0370)
hating reality TV shows (0.0385)
sexy makeouts (0.0400)
going to the Sweatiest Ass in the World world premiere with Kento (0.0408)
being awesome (0.0410)
going slightly out of your way to step on that crunchy looking leaf (0.0433)
consistent pubic lice (0.0455)
dinosaurs (0.0466)
being the real deal (0.0526)
all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy (0.0541)
learning to play the xylophone (0.0543)
how weird The Regret Index becomes at night (0.0556)
playing Dungeons & Dragons with Tim Duncan (0.0556)
Allison Iraheta being voted off American Idol (0.0556)
being a nerd (0.0580)
drinking delicious lemonade and popping wheelies (0.0588)
all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy (0.0606)
boobs (0.0606)
building a castle out of the junk in a junkyard (0.0625)
managing to resist the perverse curiosity to see TwoGirlsOneCup, so far (0.0625)
demanding proof (0.0625)
this video (0.0667)
really not regretting the number one four two eight at all (0.0714)
having to wear glasses (0.0714)
sleeping with that slim ugly huge breasted double D cup bucktoothed seventeen year old national merit scolar bikini model cellist goth, and by the way, screw you MB (0.0714)
that Jewel has huge boobs, seriously (0.0714)
your love of eighties action movies (0.0727)
discovering webcomics (0.0769)
defending the bullied kid (0.0769)
sprinking chocolate chips on your beloved's breasts as you knead them (0.0769)
futurama (0.0769)
not wearing panties (0.0769)
playing it loud (0.0769)
getting FOUR fish hooks stuck in your scrotum (0.0769)
choosing Squirtle (0.0769)
playing Dungeons & Dragons with Tim Duncan (0.0769)
boobs, vaginas, asses, and such (0.0769)
all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy (0.0811)
making a fort in your living room out of couch cushions (0.0816)
that walruses, goats, and swans represent the Leviathan, Behemoth, and Ziz, respectively, of the regret index (0.0833)
that wikipedia describes attending concerts as a "ritual" (0.0833)
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"Allison Iraheta being voted off American Idol" being voted off the bottom regrets list (0.0833)
not supporting the President (0.0833)
having beautiful breasts (0.0833)
all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy (0.0833)
dinosaur comics (0.0833)
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cuddling (0.0833)
saying, "boners ahoy!" (0.0853)
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staying in college (0.0879)
sharing warm spiced cider with a loved one (0.0891)
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garlic (0.0909)
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making waffles (0.0909)
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baking bread (0.0909)
nomming a hamburger (0.0909)
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kicking it old school (0.0926)
moving out of your parent's house (0.0941)
treehouses (0.0952)
all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy (0.0952)
fun times involving sushi (0.0959)
learning another language (0.0962)
not having seen Muriel's Wedding (0.0968)
publicly mocking Swine Flu (0.0970)
dromiceiomimus (0.0976)
butts (0.0982)
rocking out (0.0988)
breastfeeding (0.1000)
less than three (0.1000)
sitting on the floor in second grade (0.1000)
growing up in a nonchurchgoing family (0.1000)
drinking delicious lemonade (0.1014)
buying a Dinosaur Comics tshirt (0.1017)
sleeping naked (0.1026)
playing videogames while drunk (0.1048)
defending cream soda (0.1062)
the last time you drank (0.1071)
the very last thing you said (0.1071)
opening new cider (0.1077)
that stuff getting eaten is inherently funny (0.1111)
spending all weekend naked (0.1111)
following that white rabbit (0.1111)
downloading music illegally (0.1111)
the death of Margaret Hilda Thatcher (0.1111)
hugging a tree like a koala (0.1111)
kissing (0.1116)
becoming an atheist (0.1124)
getting into firefly (0.1126)
saying 'boners ahoy' (0.1127)
World War Two's ending in Allied victory (0.1129)
party party partying hard (0.1136)
closing the door (0.1154)
eating raised bread (0.1154)
boners (0.1156)
friendship (0.1167)
spending an evening eating spicy cheetos, reading language log, and masturbating to nude photos of your ex from five years ago (0.1176)
the little wiggly things at the end of feet (0.1176)
making a little space for the cheese slices (0.1176)
that rachel is back (0.1176)
drinking your first drink (0.1183)
putting punctuation in your comment (0.1184)
getting your hot cocoa on (0.1200)
skipping work to sit in the sun (0.1200)
accepting candy from strangers (0.1204)
starting over (0.1206)
the color of blood outside the body when one has iron based blood (0.1212)
thinking of rain (0.1212)
drinking a cold beer in the shower (0.1228)
breathing (0.1239)
hating family guy almost as soon as it was uncanceled (0.1250)
reading the book that changed everything (0.1250)
smoking weed (0.1266)
popping wheelies with the boys (0.1275)
winning (0.1287)
vandalizing Wikipedia's chicken page that one time (0.1304)
that groove is in the heart (0.1304)
having sex at seventeen (0.1304)
watching Mystery Science Theatre all night (0.1304)
ryan north (0.1308)
talking to strangers (0.1311)
not getting the chance to meet the Mets (0.1311)
free speech (0.1316)
voting (0.1324)
flushing that gallon of rotten shrimp down the toilet (0.1333)
Zooey Deschanel looks like a sandblasted Lucy Lawless (0.1333)
eating goat cheese (0.1333)
wondering what penguin would tase like (0.1333)
not installing Safari Three on all your computers yet (0.1333)
attempting to lucid dream (0.1333)
obama (0.1348)
qwantz (0.1356)
holding hands (0.1364)
making out with that girl dressed as a French maid at that costume party (0.1364)
making mud soup as a kid (0.1364)
kissing her (0.1364)
Voting for Barak Obama (0.1379)
being one of the very few people in your circle of friends to never really have the urge to smoke cigarettes (0.1389)
lasers (0.1395)
singing along (0.1395)
not wringing your parent's neck (0.1400)
not having kids (0.1408)
skipping the Harry Potter midnight release (0.1413)
ap classes (0.1413)
taking AP classes (0.1417)
having erotic fantasies about Bob Dylan (0.1429)
eating roast beef off of your own boobs (0.1429)
What is this I don't even (0.1429)
polydactyl cats (0.1429)
I don't know, always kind of liking narwhals yourself (0.1429)
being a rocker (0.1429)
going to lunch (0.1429)
having impure thoughts about a teenage Winona Rider (0.1429)
in jokes (0.1429)
sexy spaceships (0.1429)
paying for a whole seat but only using the edge (0.1429)
kicking everyone's butt (0.1429)
going hog wild (0.1429)
spooning Kento's boobs (0.1429)
that for every n in N there is a finite sequence a subscript k, of which every member is in Z and is nonnegative, such that the product for i from one to m, where m is the length of the sequence, of p subscript i to the power of a subscript i equals n (0.1429)
dropping your first truth and beauty bomb (0.1429)
putting your jeans and socks in one load (0.1429)
not boning a donkey (0.1429)
growing long hair (0.1453)
living abroad (0.1477)
not being pretentious enough (0.1481)
all those books you read (0.1481)
passing yourself off as royalty (0.1500)
blowing raspberries (0.1500)
eating vaguely european (0.1500)
accepting a lower paying but much less stressfull job (0.1505)
burning that motherfucker down (0.1515)
going to the gym (0.1524)
that "bottom regrets" and "most voted regrets" are white while "add a new regret" "search regrets" "recent regrets" "top regrets" and "recent comments" are all in blue (0.1538)
sneaking around in a cardboard box, Metal Gear style (0.1538)
physically assaulting that guy who can't even bother to tune in the easy listening station properly in his cubicle (0.1538)
that you always liked Mike more than Joel (0.1538)
deep throating Stephen Fry (0.1538)
drinking champagne out of a chimp anus (0.1538)
The Middleman being cancelled (0.1538)
wearing two socks (0.1538)
pie (0.1538)
keeping on trucking (0.1538)
trying that exotic food (0.1544)
not kissing up to people, even if it's in your best interest to do so (0.1556)
memorising every Star Trek episode (0.1557)
keeping it real (0.1557)
having seen Star Wars all the through probably over a hundred times (0.1579)
getting drunk at a wedding (0.1579)
that "avril lavigne" in Canadia is a line of spring fresh canuck bidets (0.1579)
loving Batman (0.1579)
being the one kid in your nerd clique who instantly hated Return of the Jedi with a passion (0.1579)
breaking the law (0.1583)
learning an instrument (0.1587)
gay (0.1587)
having a power level of over NINE THOUSAND (0.1591)
Being born (0.1595)
that you tend to give money to buskers or not depending on their talent (0.1600)
losing your virginity (0.1600)
eating in a rad mood (0.1600)
spending an entire weekend in your pjs (0.1605)
the indescribable beauty of simplicity (0.1622)
being meat (0.1622)
wikipedia (0.1622)
eating bread (0.1622)
eating meat (0.1628)
playing Starfox Sixty Four (0.1647)
how many times you went back over the archive for Dinosaur comics (0.1648)
Pretending to be asleep to avoid talking (0.1649)
visiting this website (0.1656)
not eating goats for a living (0.1667)
always eating your skittles in prismatic order (0.1667)
Getting into Miles Davis (0.1667)
randomly meeting people who fill your heart with glee (0.1667)
christmas (0.1667)
busting myths (0.1667)
sweetness (0.1667)
eating her out (0.1667)
pudding (0.1667)
having roast beef (0.1667)
questioning your sexuality (0.1667)
watching 'The Dark Knight' (0.1667)
eating left handed (0.1667)
wondering if so many ladies turn to writing and reading smut because they crave porn but get turned off by the way it's made (0.1667)
cheese (0.1667)
refusing to accept the modern sense of "tweet" into your vocabulary (0.1667)
reading the regret index (0.1680)
being able to say 'when I was your age, pluto was a planet' (0.1695)
playing in traffic (0.1696)
being British (0.1698)
having a onesome (0.1717)
hugging a tree (0.1719)
listening to Wagner (0.1739)
dancing naked ALL DAY LONG (0.1739)
neing a super freak super freak (0.1739)
wondering whether Kento, Document, Sarah, and Pseudonym have found the new regret index yet (0.1739)
not waxing your eyebrows in high school (0.1748)
that where we're going we don't need roads (0.1748)
preparing for the zombie apocalypse (0.1750)
a log cabin (0.1757)
staying up all night to watch the sun rise (0.1757)
Garfield Minus Garfield (0.1765)
eating a huge nerd (0.1765)
thinking of lettuce as just a delivery system for salad dressing (0.1765)
dessert (0.1765)
planning for the zombie attack (0.1765)
not meeting Emily Gray (0.1765)
not being one of those women who instantly fawn over babies (0.1765)
putting on your robe and wizard hat (0.1765)
getting a lick job from a trannie hooker in the dumpster behind Steak n Shake (0.1765)
loving lamp (0.1771)
having a crush on the Utahraptor (0.1773)
peanut butter (0.1778)
not switching to Geico (0.1786)
breaking bones while snowboarding (0.1786)
sexing her hardcore (0.1786)
that Venn diagramming is your favorite type of diagramming (0.1786)
painting the bedroom a color other than white or offwhite (0.1789)
still knowing the lyrics to eighties pop songs (0.1795)
that the Index is back, and the old users are back, and it is amazing nostalgic times for all (0.1795)
bacon (0.1795)
road trips (0.1818)
recognizing the beauty of mathematics and logic (0.1818)
using the word "substitute" as a substitute for "replacement" (0.1818)
simple english wikipedia (0.1818)
hating swans (0.1818)
streaking (0.1818)
spending the Fourth in someone else's country (0.1818)
not going to freecreditreport dot com (0.1818)
that you wonder if rachel would be in your klan or hoard or guild or whatever when the pokemon mmorpg comes out (0.1818)
hot bondage (0.1818)
bringing up your distaste for Disney music (0.1818)
pronouncing "Intelligentsia" with a hard G (0.1818)
drawing boobs (0.1818)
wondering whether a centaur foal would suckle from the human breasts or the horse teats underneath (0.1818)
not really liking MMORPGs (0.1818)
trying to convince someone you are their Tyler Durden (0.1818)
brownies (0.1818)
that, in a way, David Carradine's death from autoerotic asphyxiation could properly be termed "a fatal stroke" (0.1818)
'buy one get one free' offers (0.1818)
sometimes squishing your own boobs just for the heck of it (0.1818)
camping (0.1818)
eating a huge marshmallow (0.1818)
buying food for homeless people (0.1825)
telling your parents you're an atheist (0.1833)
not living in Corvallis, Oregon (0.1835)
yelling "in bed" at the end of fortune cookie fortunes (0.1837)
fry (0.1842)
drawing penises on the worksheet (0.1842)
going to college (0.1852)
having a huge internet crush on Kate Beaton (0.1852)
being an alligator (0.1852)
having a huge weiner (0.1852)
not knowing every ABBA song by heart, yet (0.1860)
living in the city (0.1875)
wearing white after Labor Day (0.1875)
watching Captain Planet (0.1875)
iTunes somehow playing the same song around the same time every day despite being on shuffle (0.1875)
not joining the military (0.1875)
feeling that Pepe is the cutes BYOB corner pet (0.1875)
foreplay (0.1875)
not knowing more about Anonymous (0.1875)
eating a butterfinger (0.1875)
chocolate spread (0.1875)
being real and fantastic (0.1875)
wanting to be under the sea, in an octopus's garden, in the shade (0.1875)
using the word "retarded" as a replacement for "stupid" (0.1875)
the metric system (0.1878)
giving that dorky, but really sweet guy a chance (0.1885)
dowloading that song (0.1887)
not actually being bitter or a nihilist (0.1905)
hooking up words and phrases and clauses (0.1905)
being the cat's meow (0.1905)
being a meatatarian (0.1905)
taking boat (0.1905)
choosing cake instead of death (0.1905)
shooting Scott Temple (0.1905)
that the sea is deep and full of mystery (0.1905)
eating a noun (0.1905)
waiting most of the morning for the time to roll around when you can go to lunch at the most awesome hot dog place ever (0.1905)
not watching the movie Pontypool (0.1923)
being afraid of Americans (0.1923)
telling your mother you don't want to have children (0.1923)
this picture (0.1923)
bondage (0.1923)
milk (0.1935)
earning a PhD instead of an MD (0.1935)
holding cats (0.1935)
clockwork (0.1935)
chrono trigger (0.1935)
learning new and interesting things about skin and blood (0.1935)
being in a rad mood (0.1935)
drawing a webcomic (0.1947)
reading pictures for sad children (0.1951)
saving up some money (0.1951)
not seeing Nicolas Cage after seeing Face Off (0.1951)
choosing adventure over security (0.1964)
signing up for Twitter (0.1983)
jerking off into your roommate's shampoo bottle, not just once but every day for like two weeks (0.2000)
a glorious fart (0.2000)
busting through the heavens with your drill (0.2000)
British English (0.2000)
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someday wanting to own land, with fruit growing on that land (0.2000)
how awesome broiling is (0.2000)
being the hottest item on the regret index (0.2000)
delicious ice cream (0.2000)
buying the newer model (0.2000)
hooking up with ryan (0.2000)
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losing your religion (0.2000)
revealing your nerdiness (0.2000)
not having played Kingdom Hearts yet (0.2000)
making out with that girl who turned out to still be in high school (0.2000)
liking michael showalter a lot (0.2000)
that crazy night in Pheonix (0.2000)
ghosts (0.2000)
finally taking a chance and talking to him or her (0.2000)
insisting on protection (0.2000)
going on a bicycle tour (0.2000)
that larder is a pretty neat, word, a holdover whose anachronistic meaning specifically meant a COLD storage room, but post refrigeration came to mean simply a pantry, but it could also mean a supply of food, the thing itself (0.2000)
jumping in that lake (0.2022)
buying a Mac (0.2027)
not going to dartmouth (0.2034)
making love to your hand (0.2035)
extra sprinkles (0.2037)
Fictional Jimbo Wales (0.2041)
being bigger on the inside (0.2045)
donating to public radio (0.2045)
hot snogging (0.2051)
listening to the whole CD (0.2051)
giving a gift as a surprise (0.2055)
dancing naked (0.2059)
finding the key to the secret garden (0.2059)
liking folk rock (0.2059)
lullabies (0.2059)
mARRIAGE (0.2059)
swallowing (0.2069)
the Lord of the Rings (0.2079)
spending two hours on the phone with your grandmother (0.2083)
being mean to the neighbor's rude kid (0.2083)
changing your cell phone number (0.2083)
the resurrection of the regret index (0.2083)
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thanksgiving (0.2086)
not going to prom (0.2088)
wanting to take a girl under your arm (0.2105)
sleeping for thirteen hours (0.2105)
dinosaur wrestling (0.2105)
the Dromiceiomimus' improbable colouring (0.2105)
eating cows (0.2105)
magic (0.2105)
turning it up to eleven (0.2105)
being Witty (0.2105)
wearing a tshirt with a dinosaur on it to a dinosaur museum (0.2105)
Dinosaur Comics' new layout (0.2105)
xkcd (0.2105)
pancakes (0.2105)
staying up all night to watch an eighteen year old paint her nails online (0.2115)
donating (0.2121)
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buying a motorcycle (0.2121)
playing chess (0.2121)
post it notes (0.2128)
being really cool (0.2143)
going to university (0.2143)
air guitar (0.2143)
not killing every faggot I've ever seen in my entire life (0.2143)
lying on a futon (0.2143)
eating pizza (0.2143)
wondering, if the death machine was made of organic technology, could it predict its own death (0.2143)
Monty Python (0.2143)
wondering if we can get back up to forty thousand regrets in a year's time (0.2143)
standing the test of time (0.2143)
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disagreeing with things (0.2143)
listening to Beethoven (0.2143)
that consomme is broth with will (0.2143)
facial hair (0.2143)
the invention of custard (0.2143)
going to market (0.2143)
making your time (0.2143)
using words that are not really words (0.2143)
Jack Kerouac (0.2143)
running with scissors (0.2151)
washing your pet (0.2157)
going to the beach alone (0.2157)
using hugs, not drugs (0.2157)
being American (0.2160)
knowing why the caged bird sings (0.2162)
having eaten dinner (0.2162)
ephemera (0.2174)
watching the sunrise (0.2174)
giggling over a heart's warm cockles (0.2174)
taking care of knives (0.2174)
telling your brother he was adopted (0.2174)
punching that baby, despite it's rude behavior (0.2174)
not eating Pizza Hut pizza (0.2174)
purposely deceiving someone who never listens to what you have to say (0.2182)
the death of Clippy (0.2200)
missing the NBA playoffs to watch the new episode of 'Bizarre Foods with Andrew Zimmern' (0.2203)
almost always using the British spellings for things, even though you are an American and your spell check always tells you it's wrong (0.2206)
shooting a man in Reno just to watch him die (0.2211)
PIN numbers (0.2222)
wondering what the significance of the qwantz dot com domain name is (0.2222)
major tom (0.2222)
volunteering (0.2222)
Loosing you religion or faith (0.2222)
looking at pictures of adorable puppies (0.2222)
fighting the Nausican (0.2222)
painting your fingernails lime green (0.2222)
what you did last Friday night (0.2222)
sending the President into exile (0.2222)
explaining to someone what the Regret Index is (0.2222)
playing dress up (0.2222)
good times (0.2222)
being Anonymous (0.2222)
being the bee's knees (0.2222)
tiger's belly (0.2222)
feeding the ducks (0.2222)
being too awesome (0.2222)
getting a tattoo (0.2222)
crying during the first ten minutes of the new Star Trek movie (0.2241)
stealing the enterprise (0.2241)
ever reading that first comic strip on the Web (0.2245)
singing Bohemian Rhapsody at the top of your lungs (0.2245)
xylophones (0.2250)
dancing all crazy (0.2250)
EXISTING (0.2254)
getting over your ex so quickly (0.2258)
spreading your legs (0.2258)
cooking bacon (0.2273)
cut and pasting a webcomic (0.2273)
staying on the phone all night (0.2273)
quitting even though the job was OK, but just OK (0.2273)
having a name that is fifty percent vowels (0.2273)
writing slashfiction about webcomic authors (0.2286)
a lifetime dedicated to public displays of air guitar (0.2286)
not settling down when all your friends did (0.2286)
what happened in vegas (0.2286)
wondering if there's a way to extract all of these autofill regrets into a text file for saving and possibly choosing the better ones (0.2286)
switching parties (0.2292)
optical illusions (0.2292)
sticking with your major (0.2292)
the internet (0.2293)
birth control (0.2308)
that dreaming is free (0.2308)
being your mother's child (0.2308)
running away from indie cred, even though you listen to some of the music (0.2308)
that you like pie quite a bit (0.2308)
having an adolescent crush on Christopher Walken (0.2308)
extra cheese (0.2308)
leaving a legacy (0.2308)
playing god (0.2308)
just wanting a sign (0.2308)
a French guy who looks like Janice Dickinson wearing a strap on under a fancy ball gown, just to piss off his rich bitch girlfriend and her annoying family (0.2308)
being a pantyaire, like a millionaire but with panties instead of money (0.2308)
not knowing who Richard Dawkins is (0.2308)
horseshoe crabs (0.2308)
preferring women with body hair over women who shave (0.2308)
filling your thesis with references to monkeys (0.2308)
correcting your friends everytime they misspell Dromiceiomimus (0.2308)
going to Spain (0.2308)
actually finding pigeons more cute than vermin like (0.2308)
reading every single Dinosaur Comic from beginning to end in a single sitting (0.2308)
having an affair with the flirty executive assistant (0.2308)
vaguely effeminate dancing frogs (0.2308)
flipping off everyone you hated from high school (0.2308)
puttin' on the ritz (0.2308)
dandelion wine (0.2308)
stories about elves and unicorns (0.2308)
deep fat frying a twinkie (0.2308)
having a cute little white butt (0.2308)
the general awesomeness of blacklights (0.2308)
buying a chocolate bar without checking the label first, only to find it had peanuts in it (0.2320)
spending a whole bunch of time reading random articles on wikipedia (0.2326)
that your delicious cheeseburger was made from a cow whose cause of death was predicted by an infallible machine (0.2326)
chewing bubblegum (0.2326)
learning all the elements in the periodic table in order (0.2328)
getting a credit card (0.2329)
getting out of bed this morning (0.2333)
Grad school (0.2336)
log cabin (0.2340)
spending an entire day listening to the same song on repeat (0.2348)
writing the letter "x" backwards and upsidedown (0.2353)
paying for something with fifteen dollars in quarters (0.2353)
comitting massive regret vote fraud (0.2353)
tapping her mana (0.2353)
deep frying boring healthy food (0.2353)
going to church (0.2353)
tricking a straight guy into dating another straight guy (0.2353)
retiring early (0.2353)
feeling closer to people in this world of regret (0.2353)
eating food that are high in potastium (0.2353)
thinking that dinosaur might be good to eat, depending on the species, but wondering if the size of the animal would effect the texture of the meat or something like that (0.2353)
eating babies (0.2353)
growing a handlebar moustache (0.2353)
dancing with the devil in the pale moon light (0.2353)
irony (0.2368)
only that you have but one life to give for your country (0.2373)
getting hooked on Harry Potter or Twilight (0.2375)
having sexy intestines (0.2381)
making fun of people who instigate fights in YouTube's comments section (0.2381)
adding this to StumbleUpon (0.2381)
being the latest in nerd technology (0.2381)
ice cream (0.2381)
shit son, I don't know (0.2381)
reading, that shit is crazy (0.2381)
doing it for the lulz (0.2386)
missing Efterklang at the Dublin Docklands (0.2400)
inventing a maneuver (0.2400)
broken broccoli (0.2400)
following Stephen Fry on Twitter (0.2400)
losing your religion, like in that one song (0.2400)
falling in love (0.2400)
impersonating that person (0.2400)
helvetica (0.2400)
going to an Ivy League school (0.2400)
Paris (0.2400)
penis (0.2407)
orthodontics (0.2407)
using flesh for digestive energy (0.2411)
still knowing the lyrics to nineties pop songs (0.2414)
chocolate (0.2414)
not being on fire (0.2418)
my high GPA in high school (0.2418)
nothing (0.2421)
love (0.2424)
going through a Bob Marley phase in college, like EVERYONE else (0.2424)
pretending you're a woman to get into nursing school (0.2424)
asking her out (0.2435)
the english alphabet (0.2436)
turning up at Ryan's door covered in mustard (0.2449)
studying linguistics (0.2453)
Skipping the Fiance's family Easter Dinner to play xbox and go to a concert (0.2456)
your haircut (0.2459)
giving up eating mammals (0.2460)
rereading all the harry potter books (0.2462)
buying a Wii (0.2471)
dating someone much younger (0.2474)
breaking up with my first love (0.2482)
being scared of Kefka (0.2500)
underboob (0.2500)
being born during the hot war (0.2500)
tickling her THERE (0.2500)
thinking someone was hot just because they were good at maths (0.2500)
meeting a possum (0.2500)
lovin' dem pizza rolls (0.2500)
licking out a feminist (0.2500)
that you never had a chance to tell Farty McCrablice that YOU LOVE HIM (0.2500)
not having balls (0.2500)
not giving David Gwilliam kisses before he got married (0.2500)
line dancing while drunk (0.2500)
girls with full lips and wide hips (0.2500)
getting a liberal arts education (0.2500)
eating a minimalist (0.2500)
your sudden urge to make brownies (0.2500)
answering the telephone in a foreign language (0.2500)
making pies (0.2500)
being crazy and or retarded (0.2500)
life being so tasty (0.2500)
yogurt's laxative properties (0.2500)
using my mom's deodorant (0.2500)
that Japanese people LOVE coelacanths (0.2500)
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having low pop culture IQ (0.2500)
considering eating two dollars and fifty cents worth of raspberries in one sitting (0.2500)
all of the weird things you are a fan of (0.2500)
smoking pot (0.2500)
your very existence (0.2500)
correcting people on their improper use of the subjunctive (0.2500)
Ryan getting the Regret Index back up (0.2500)
wondering what goes through their little kitty brains (0.2500)
knowing she was gay and still dating her (0.2500)
the first time you got drunk (0.2500)
lesbians (0.2500)
becoming vegetarian or vegan (0.2500)
that English is your fourth language and you speak it better than your first but not your second (0.2500)
going the extra mile (0.2500)
hugging a koala (0.2500)
fluffy cats (0.2500)
deliberately misunderstanding offensive slang by taking it literally, ie assume when someone says 'faggot' that they refer to a bundle of sticks or twigs (0.2500)
books (0.2500)
eating a tasty salad (0.2500)
ever saying "no fat chicks" (0.2500)
ira glass vs philip glass in "glass warfare" (0.2500)
having sex with your boss' underage daughter (0.2500)
escaping out the back (0.2500)
falling in love with the majesty of colors (0.2500)
the Pythagorean theorem (0.2500)
trolling the UK government petition site with stupid petitions you know would be rejected (0.2500)
never dealing drugs (0.2500)
being a huge nerd (0.2500)
losing yourself and dreaming of world that lie between her fingers (0.2500)
girls, ewwwwww (0.2500)
being The One (0.2500)
speaking in spoonerisms (0.2500)
wondering what kind of girl would be impressed with somebody smoking, it doesn't seem that difficult to do (0.2500)
sexual congress (0.2500)
getting divorced (0.2500)
that aloe plants are awesome (0.2500)
this place smelling like brownies all of the sudden (0.2500)
a clandestine meating (0.2500)
wearing hipster glasses (0.2527)
socializing instead of playing video games (0.2527)
tweed jackets with leather elbow patches (0.2535)
eating mexican food (0.2540)
dyeing your hair (0.2545)
trying something new (0.2547)
not googling The Underfold (0.2554)
chromatic scales (0.2558)
being (0.2558)
not listening to Billy Zane (0.2564)
wishing you could give yourself a blowie (0.2564)
tang (0.2564)
leaving the farm (0.2564)
not trying alcohol sooner (0.2564)
sexy times with a friend (0.2570)
anonymity (0.2571)
not knowing what the big deal with Twitter is (0.2571)
The Princess Bride (0.2581)
quoting that xkcd comic (0.2581)
going back for seconds on dessert (0.2582)
white text on a dark background (0.2593)
painting your fingernails black (0.2593)
eating lunch yesterday (0.2593)
being a Shakespeare nerd (0.2593)
tapirs (0.2609)
takin it to the streets (0.2609)
throwing your underwear onto the stage (0.2609)
bursting out into evil laughter in a crowded or public place (0.2609)
eating all the royalty (0.2609)
not sleeping with that tranvestite (0.2609)
eating that piece of chocolate (0.2609)
making love above the pub (0.2609)
eating out a feminist (0.2609)
ATM machines (0.2609)
being necessarily clever (0.2615)
having known love (0.2619)
learning lisp (0.2619)
starting that fire (0.2619)
raspberries, om nom nom (0.2632)
polygamy (0.2632)
wanting gummi bears and or banana chips right now (0.2632)
cooking hamburgers on my engine block (0.2632)
giving your best when you know it won't be enough (0.2632)
taking comfort in the regret index in any way whatsoever (0.2632)
being vaguely european (0.2632)
wondering what kind of feelings different animals feel (0.2632)
pictures for sad children (0.2632)
writing a novel (0.2632)
being there for her when she needed you (0.2632)
being winsome (0.2632)
going commando (0.2632)
sexuality (0.2632)
eating that cookie out of the trash (0.2632)
eating tofu (0.2634)
that shorts are comfy and easy to wear (0.2647)
insisting on precision (0.2656)
responding with Sassy Molassy (0.2658)
Peeing in someone's drink (0.2667)
letting her sit in the front seat (0.2667)
slowly replacing every part of your body with machinery (0.2667)
alligators in the sewer (0.2667)
Dresden Codak (0.2667)
ordering from Amazon marketplace (0.2667)
being the lazer viking (0.2667)
listening to music at a much higher or lower volume than what the artist intended (0.2667)
unpacking my adjectives (0.2667)
buying one of each in EVERY COLOUR (0.2667)
coconut bras (0.2667)
living in a country that doesn't have bagged milk (0.2667)
not having tiny brown birds live behind your air conditioner (0.2667)
crowdsurfing (0.2667)
taking the last brownie (0.2667)
popping the zits on your ass (0.2667)
eating food that fell on the ground (0.2667)
spooning Jewel's boobs (0.2667)
cleaning out your bowels through the act of pooping (0.2667)
that all you know about Final Fantasy, you learned from a friend who really liked it when you were teenagers (0.2667)
pokemon (0.2673)
doing a favour that I knew would not be repayed (0.2674)
that now that the Regret Index is back, you can go back to ignoring your Facebook, Twitter, Livejournal, Tegaki, and Deviantart (0.2692)
Wagner (0.2692)
airing out your nughty bits (0.2692)
listining to something when you know it'll make you cry (0.2692)
eating a vegan (0.2692)
going to graduate school (0.2697)
your First Time (0.2698)
losing your virginity when you did (0.2703)
switching majors (0.2703)
a tiny woman (0.2703)
eating pistachio nuts (0.2708)
everything (0.2708)
putting these dumb questions on here (0.2716)
brutal legend (0.2727)
floating in a most peculiar way (0.2727)
pushing it well (0.2727)
being childfree (0.2727)
OGC Man (0.2727)
the simpsons (0.2727)
loving Canada (0.2727)
not memorising every Star Trek episode (0.2727)
going out to the woods today (0.2727)
wondering where all these regretters came from (0.2727)
gyrating your leatherwrapped genitals in the faces of those Japanese schoolchildren (0.2727)
loving (0.2727)
joining community theater (0.2727)
making friends with a cat named Badger (0.2727)
drinking from the tap (0.2727)
hide and seek (0.2727)
agreeing to casual sex with that hot friend who looks like that one movie star (0.2727)
dating (0.2727)
Taking an art degree (0.2727)
spooning (0.2727)
banjo dueling (0.2727)
being the king of all cosmos (0.2727)
M C Escher (0.2727)
taking up the ukulele (0.2727)
going to the fancy dress party as Batman, knowing full well that the theme had no conceivable connection to Batman (0.2727)
not eating my shorts (0.2727)
having Clue in your list of Top Ten Favorite Movies of All Time (0.2727)
making references to poetry (0.2727)
challenging someone to a duel via a glove to the face (0.2727)
waking up late in the afternoon (0.2727)
selling your nintendo wii (0.2727)
eating something you found on the ground or floor (0.2727)
Werther's Originals (0.2727)
ripping off penis jokes (0.2727)
eating skinless breasts (0.2727)
boneless skinless chicken breasts (0.2727)
changing your name (0.2727)
going wee wee wee all the way home (0.2727)
a giant cup of hot chocolate, complete with little marshmellows and cream (0.2727)
theamazingregretindexing (0.2727)
opening a nice, refreshing Tab (0.2727)
eating bacon made from pigs that had swine flu (0.2727)
hasbro (0.2727)
watching Borat (0.2734)
the final countdown (0.2745)
sending emails using your friends emails when he or she leaves themselves logged in and are not looking (0.2745)
having a winsome onesome (0.2750)
living with your mother (0.2750)
coming on to the regret index (0.2759)
flames (0.2759)
eating macademia nuts (0.2759)
for some reason having a bias against nicotine (0.2759)
listening to a favorite song on repeat for hours (0.2759)
the existence of the interrobang! (0.2759)
fasting (0.2759)
that your livingroom is full of dancers (0.2759)
the venture brothers (0.2759)
opening the windows (0.2759)
coming to this site (0.2763)
using this site to admit your regrets (0.2766)
super fat hippos (0.2766)
getting (0.2768)
asking them out (0.2770)
wearing that outfit at the same time she did (0.2778)
wondering why rachel has returned to commenting without using her name (0.2778)
eating boxed triceratops (0.2778)
eating that last cookie (0.2778)
asking them to wait for you (0.2778)
liking fat thighs you can not lie (0.2778)
being a socialist (0.2778)
being Ryan (0.2778)
walruses (0.2778)
your wares (0.2778)
the moon (0.2778)
reading through the entire dinosaur comics archive and then talking like Ryan for the next month (0.2791)
memorizing Monty Python and the Holy Grail (0.2791)
liking songs that seem innocent on first listening, but end up being about serial killers or something like that (0.2800)
not owning a single pair of tube socks (0.2800)
taking the boat (0.2800)
going back in time to punch nazis in da face (0.2800)
coming out (0.2800)
being well endowed (0.2800)
that you were only referring to the subjects of ABBA's music primarily seeming to come from a feminine point of view, but yeah, you don't mind referring to longhaired blonde Swedish dudes as "chicks" (0.2800)
not having an abortion (0.2800)
being well envoweled (0.2800)
spending the entire night going through the archives of that webcomic (0.2804)
masturbating (0.2813)
doing acid (0.2813)
wanting to discover life with someone (0.2813)
referring to water as hydrogen hydroxide, as a means to both achieve maximal accuracy from the perspective of how the atoms are actually connected, and freaking people out (0.2813)
telling him you had feelings for him even though you really didn't know whether he'd reciprocate (0.2813)
zombies ate my neighbors (0.2813)
puppy dawgs (0.2813)
boats (0.2813)
your gay experience (0.2817)
missing the Butthole Surfers concert (0.2821)
selling myself to science (0.2821)
the successful launch of Sputnik I (0.2826)
eating too much at Thanksgiving (0.2836)
cooking yourself a lavish meal and not sharing it with anyone (0.2847)
your fingertips tasting like garlic (0.2857)
that your whole family is made of meat (0.2857)
wanting to ride your bicycle, wanting to ride it when you like (0.2857)
only listening to good music (0.2857)
winter (0.2857)
lying about how spicy it was (0.2857)
throwing meat at vegans (0.2857)
having a detachable penis (0.2857)
the death of a disco dancer (0.2857)
eating snakes (0.2857)
your double agency (0.2857)
not having a penis (0.2857)
taking the Amtrak (0.2857)
pooping on a dog (0.2857)
having your memories backed up on a thumb drive (0.2857)
never doing bad things (0.2857)
being honest (0.2857)
vowels (0.2857)
reproducing via meiosis (0.2857)
eating cheese just for the sake of eating cheese (0.2857)
taking an expectorant (0.2857)
globalisation (0.2857)
not telling your parents (0.2857)
screaming I LOVE YOU from the top of your lungs (0.2857)
every sexual experience you've ever had (0.2857)
following a dream even though it didn't work out (0.2857)
using drugs (0.2857)
the ventures (0.2857)
tieing your best friend up (0.2857)
being born after Freddy Mercury died (0.2857)
kissing him (0.2864)
deciding you are too cool to go to the prom (0.2867)
getting mushrooms on your pizza (0.2872)
telling the truth, even though it hurt him (0.2875)
secretly wanting internet fame (0.2877)
intentionally spreading Swine Flu (0.2879)
rubbing my face in a tiger's belly (0.2889)
thinking that the dude in the header of this website is kinda cute (0.2895)
learning so many digits of pi (0.2895)
private school (0.2895)
playing Spyro (0.2895)
going POOP (0.2895)
watching House (0.2897)
mocha (0.2903)
The Ten Second Rule (0.2917)
loving chocolate so damn much (0.2917)
not getting circumcised (0.2917)
Philip Fry's eleventh year of living in the future (0.2917)
gazing (0.2917)
having that threesome (0.2917)
not sleeping with him (0.2917)
that Weezing is a member of both the Team Rocket Poison Type binary with Arbok, and the Cinnabar Mansion Pollution binary with Muk (0.2917)
cathedrals (0.2917)
flirting with somebody other than your significant other (0.2924)
tackling her (0.2927)
picking Charmander (0.2927)
sleeping with your best friend (0.2931)
taking the red pill (0.2933)
using only one pokemon (0.2941)
taking it all off (0.2941)
that someone keeps looking at my submitted regrets and combining them to form hilarious new ones (0.2941)
accidentally setting my balls on fire with a barbecue lighter (0.2941)
your internet name lasting this long (0.2941)
using ghee as an intimate lubricant (0.2941)
being a child once (0.2941)
wondering how one gets a job as a taxidermist and bone cleaner (0.2941)
adding a new regret (0.2941)
not voting for the President (0.2941)
coming from the land of the ice and snow, from the midnight sun where the hot springs flow (0.2941)
driving all day in order to pick up your brother, who is coming home for the summer (0.2941)
only wanting to see Wolverine because of the hot, hairy Liev Schreiber (0.2941)
rioting with the frenzied mob (0.2941)
the flowers that bloom in the spring (0.2941)
not giving change to what you thought was a homeless guy but was just some dude in need of a shower (0.2941)
going to a tiny college (0.2941)
giving that bum some money (0.2947)
waking up this morning (0.2954)
not knowing any ABBA songs by Heart (0.2955)
laughing because you suddenly remembered something hilarious, then realizing strangers are looking at you (0.2960)
hanging out with strangers on public transit (0.2960)
geometry (0.2963)
wondering if anyone has the old regret list (0.2963)
cutting off your long hair (0.2963)
pressing that big button (0.2963)
forgetting sarah marshall (0.2963)
living drug free (0.2963)
chewing on things (0.2963)
homographic homophonic autantonyms (0.2973)
living on the edge (0.3000)
looking through all the old regrets you made, using the cache (0.3000)
eating a child once (0.3000)
sex with your best friend (0.3000)
that everybody's footloose (0.3000)
stuffing that lawyer in the fridge (0.3000)
that there is no such thing as an original sin (0.3000)
your twisted desires (0.3000)
not thinking xkcd should get as much grief as it does (0.3000)
cleaning up after yourself (0.3000)
stealing Tucksworth's hamburger (0.3000)
can mine for fish (0.3000)
throwing your hands up in the air, waving them around like you just don't care (0.3000)
believing in god (0.3000)
Batman (0.3000)
the bird being a word (0.3000)
Friends (0.3000)
white type on a black background (0.3010)
kissing that boy in Ithaca (0.3019)
leaving (0.3021)
liking shorts (0.3023)
telling people you listen to indie music (0.3028)
rolling around with dogs (0.3030)
everything after the age of eleven (0.3036)

most voted regrets

meeting Brian Peppers (12561/0.9789)
Kento (2760/0.9993)
turtles (2608/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2431/0.0004)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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most discussed regrets

tricking a straight guy into dating another straight guy (357)
turtles (291)
your boobs buying food on ebay (109)
the death of Sylvia Browne (70)
not getting circumcised (63)
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