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Your ignorance makes me ill and angry
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the goddamn deliberately disabled modems Earthlink sent out to customers in the early aughts, cannot enable DHCP without "paying" extra, and using PPoE plus a router with DHCP disables streaming video, FU Earthlink (1.0000)
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stabbing Isabella Rossellini and ejaculating in the wound (0.0000)
humping Jewel's bust (0.0000)
not eating out Kento (0.0000)
Owen and Mzee (0.0000)
twats (0.0000)
having impure thoughts about a teenage Kimmie Gibbler (0.0000)
having Gordon Ramsay voice an orangutan who does nothing but masturbate and defecate (0.0000)
having sex with a girl who looked a lot like Christina Ricci (0.0000)
tits (0.0000)
using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
banging a Tim Burton heroine (0.0000)
teabagging Raymond Burr (0.0000)
telling that girl in second grade who insisted that you were "the boss of her" to show you her vagina (0.0000)
slamming your dick in the car door (0.0000)
The Curious Cans of Benjamin Buttocks (0.0000)
arresting a king in his own palace (0.0000)
not being Kento (0.0000)
licking Danish remoulade off of Chris Lydon's erect penis (0.0000)
brunettes (0.0000)
stealing that girl's bra from the communal laundry room (0.0000)
killing the California girls (0.0000)
shaving Jewel's bush, meow (0.0000)
masturbating with your cut off hand (0.0000)
cornholing Willie Mays (0.0000)
fisting Go Ikeda (0.0000)
telling the Philippines authorities that Kento is a drug mule (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
pussy (0.0000)
sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
holding your boobs when you run down the stairs (0.0000)
bellowing DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND (0.0000)
smashing a birdhouse with your flaccid dick (0.0000)
turtles (0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (0.0004)
breasts (0.0135)
regret index greatest tits, Kento (0.0153)
buying multiple copies of the book "To Be or Not to Be" by the incredibly handsome New York Times bestselling author Ryan North (0.0161)
slamming your dick in Jewel's boobs (0.0185)
saying no when you should have said yes (0.0217)
having a lesbian crush on Alex Dainis (0.0233)
dongs (0.0297)
staring at Bicoid Babe's ass seriously (0.0310)
Twin Long Rods #Two (0.0345)
asian racks (0.0357)
fisting Kevin Bacon at home (0.0370)
hating reality TV shows (0.0385)
sexy makeouts (0.0400)
going to the Sweatiest Ass in the World world premiere with Kento (0.0408)
being awesome (0.0410)
going slightly out of your way to step on that crunchy looking leaf (0.0433)
consistent pubic lice (0.0455)
dinosaurs (0.0466)
Receiving from Jaylala (0.0476)
breastfeeding (0.0526)
being the real deal (0.0526)
all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy (0.0541)
learning to play the xylophone (0.0543)
playing Dungeons & Dragons with Tim Duncan (0.0556)
how weird The Regret Index becomes at night (0.0556)
Allison Iraheta being voted off American Idol (0.0556)
being a nerd (0.0580)
drinking delicious lemonade and popping wheelies (0.0588)
all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy (0.0606)
boobs (0.0606)
demanding proof (0.0625)
managing to resist the perverse curiosity to see TwoGirlsOneCup, so far (0.0625)
building a castle out of the junk in a junkyard (0.0625)
making a fort in your living room out of couch cushions (0.0625)
this video (0.0667)
having to wear glasses (0.0714)
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sleeping with that slim ugly huge breasted double D cup bucktoothed seventeen year old national merit scolar bikini model cellist goth, and by the way, screw you MB (0.0714)
really not regretting the number one four two eight at all (0.0714)
your love of eighties action movies (0.0727)
playing Dungeons & Dragons with Tim Duncan (0.0769)
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that Jewel has huge boobs, seriously (0.0769)
defending the bullied kid (0.0769)
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sprinking chocolate chips on your beloved's breasts as you knead them (0.0769)
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the death of Margaret Hilda Thatcher (0.1111)
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that stuff getting eaten is inherently funny (0.1111)
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World War Two's ending in Allied victory (0.1129)
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downloading music illegally (0.1176)
that rachel is back (0.1176)
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skipping work to sit in the sun (0.1200)
getting your hot cocoa on (0.1200)
accepting candy from strangers (0.1204)
the color of blood outside the body when one has iron based blood (0.1212)
thinking of rain (0.1212)
ryan north (0.1226)
drinking a cold beer in the shower (0.1228)
Voting for Barak Obama (0.1228)
breathing (0.1239)
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not meeting Emily Gray (0.1250)
reading the book that changed everything (0.1250)
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winning (0.1287)
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Getting into Miles Davis (0.1304)
watching Mystery Science Theatre all night (0.1304)
that groove is in the heart (0.1304)
vandalizing Wikipedia's chicken page that one time (0.1304)
talking to strangers (0.1311)
not getting the chance to meet the Mets (0.1311)
free speech (0.1316)
voting (0.1324)
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Zooey Deschanel looks like a sandblasted Lucy Lawless (0.1333)
eating goat cheese (0.1333)
flushing that gallon of rotten shrimp down the toilet (0.1333)
not installing Safari Three on all your computers yet (0.1333)
obama (0.1348)
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kissing her (0.1364)
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making mud soup as a kid (0.1364)
being one of the very few people in your circle of friends to never really have the urge to smoke cigarettes (0.1389)
singing along (0.1395)
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not wringing your parent's neck (0.1400)
not having kids (0.1408)
skipping the Harry Potter midnight release (0.1413)
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taking AP classes (0.1417)
having erotic fantasies about Bob Dylan (0.1429)
not going to freecreditreport dot com (0.1429)
spooning Kento's boobs (0.1429)
liking michael showalter a lot (0.1429)
losing your virginity (0.1429)
I don't know, always kind of liking narwhals yourself (0.1429)
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kicking everyone's butt (0.1429)
polydactyl cats (0.1429)
in jokes (0.1429)
What is this I don't even (0.1429)
not boning a donkey (0.1429)
dropping your first truth and beauty bomb (0.1429)
eating roast beef off of your own boobs (0.1429)
having impure thoughts about a teenage Winona Rider (0.1429)
putting your jeans and socks in one load (0.1429)
sexy spaceships (0.1429)
growing long hair (0.1453)
living abroad (0.1477)
all those books you read (0.1481)
not being pretentious enough (0.1481)
blowing raspberries (0.1500)
spending an entire weekend in your pjs (0.1500)
passing yourself off as royalty (0.1500)
eating vaguely european (0.1500)
accepting a lower paying but much less stressfull job (0.1505)
burning that motherfucker down (0.1515)
breaking the law (0.1522)
going to the gym (0.1524)
wearing two socks (0.1538)
that "bottom regrets" and "most voted regrets" are white while "add a new regret" "search regrets" "recent regrets" "top regrets" and "recent comments" are all in blue (0.1538)
keeping on trucking (0.1538)
physically assaulting that guy who can't even bother to tune in the easy listening station properly in his cubicle (0.1538)
The Middleman being cancelled (0.1538)
drinking champagne out of a chimp anus (0.1538)
sneaking around in a cardboard box, Metal Gear style (0.1538)
deep throating Stephen Fry (0.1538)
that you always liked Mike more than Joel (0.1538)
pie (0.1538)
trying that exotic food (0.1544)
not kissing up to people, even if it's in your best interest to do so (0.1556)
memorising every Star Trek episode (0.1557)
keeping it real (0.1557)
getting drunk at a wedding (0.1579)
that "avril lavigne" in Canadia is a line of spring fresh canuck bidets (0.1579)
having seen Star Wars all the through probably over a hundred times (0.1579)
loving Batman (0.1579)
learning an instrument (0.1587)
gay (0.1587)
having a power level of over NINE THOUSAND (0.1591)
Being born (0.1595)
that you tend to give money to buskers or not depending on their talent (0.1600)
eating in a rad mood (0.1600)
reading the regret index (0.1613)
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wikipedia (0.1622)
the indescribable beauty of simplicity (0.1622)
being meat (0.1622)
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playing Starfox Sixty Four (0.1647)
how many times you went back over the archive for Dinosaur comics (0.1648)
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visiting this website (0.1656)
pudding (0.1667)
christmas (0.1667)
randomly meeting people who fill your heart with glee (0.1667)
refusing to accept the modern sense of "tweet" into your vocabulary (0.1667)
wondering if so many ladies turn to writing and reading smut because they crave porn but get turned off by the way it's made (0.1667)
sweetness (0.1667)
having roast beef (0.1667)
just wanting a sign (0.1667)
eating her out (0.1667)
being the one kid in your nerd clique who instantly hated Return of the Jedi with a passion (0.1667)
watching 'The Dark Knight' (0.1667)
cheese (0.1667)
eating left handed (0.1667)
always eating your skittles in prismatic order (0.1667)
busting myths (0.1667)
not eating goats for a living (0.1667)
being able to say 'when I was your age, pluto was a planet' (0.1695)
playing in traffic (0.1696)
being British (0.1698)
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dancing naked ALL DAY LONG (0.1739)
listening to Wagner (0.1739)
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not waxing your eyebrows in high school (0.1748)
that where we're going we don't need roads (0.1748)
preparing for the zombie apocalypse (0.1750)
a log cabin (0.1757)
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Garfield Minus Garfield (0.1765)
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dessert (0.1765)
eating a huge nerd (0.1765)
getting a lick job from a trannie hooker in the dumpster behind Steak n Shake (0.1765)
thinking of lettuce as just a delivery system for salad dressing (0.1765)
putting on your robe and wizard hat (0.1765)
loving lamp (0.1771)
having a crush on the Utahraptor (0.1773)
peanut butter (0.1778)
that Venn diagramming is your favorite type of diagramming (0.1786)
not switching to Geico (0.1786)
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breaking bones while snowboarding (0.1786)
painting the bedroom a color other than white or offwhite (0.1789)
that the Index is back, and the old users are back, and it is amazing nostalgic times for all (0.1795)
bacon (0.1795)
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lullabies (0.1818)
hot bondage (0.1818)
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streaking (0.1818)
spending the Fourth in someone else's country (0.1818)
road trips (0.1818)
'buy one get one free' offers (0.1818)
pronouncing "Intelligentsia" with a hard G (0.1818)
brownies (0.1818)
bringing up your distaste for Disney music (0.1818)
lovin' dem pizza rolls (0.1818)
that you wonder if rachel would be in your klan or hoard or guild or whatever when the pokemon mmorpg comes out (0.1818)
that, in a way, David Carradine's death from autoerotic asphyxiation could properly be termed "a fatal stroke" (0.1818)
simple english wikipedia (0.1818)
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dancing naked (0.1818)
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sometimes squishing your own boobs just for the heck of it (0.1818)
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using the word "substitute" as a substitute for "replacement" (0.1818)
wondering whether a centaur foal would suckle from the human breasts or the horse teats underneath (0.1818)
buying food for homeless people (0.1825)
telling your parents you're an atheist (0.1833)
not living in Corvallis, Oregon (0.1835)
yelling "in bed" at the end of fortune cookie fortunes (0.1837)
fry (0.1842)
drawing penises on the worksheet (0.1842)
hot snogging (0.1842)
standing the test of time (0.1852)
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having a huge internet crush on Kate Beaton (0.1852)
being an alligator (0.1852)
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going to college (0.1852)
not knowing every ABBA song by heart, yet (0.1860)
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being real and fantastic (0.1875)
using the word "retarded" as a replacement for "stupid" (0.1875)
chocolate spread (0.1875)
watching Captain Planet (0.1875)
iTunes somehow playing the same song around the same time every day despite being on shuffle (0.1875)
feeling that Pepe is the cutes BYOB corner pet (0.1875)
wearing white after Labor Day (0.1875)
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eating a butterfinger (0.1875)
foreplay (0.1875)
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not knowing more about Anonymous (0.1875)
the metric system (0.1878)
giving that dorky, but really sweet guy a chance (0.1885)
dowloading that song (0.1887)
being a meatatarian (0.1905)
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taking boat (0.1905)
being the cat's meow (0.1905)
that the sea is deep and full of mystery (0.1905)
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shooting Scott Temple (0.1905)
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choosing cake instead of death (0.1905)
this picture (0.1923)
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bondage (0.1923)
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holding cats (0.1935)
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earning a PhD instead of an MD (0.1935)
clockwork (0.1935)
chrono trigger (0.1935)
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having eaten dinner (0.1944)
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saving up some money (0.1951)
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signing up for Twitter (0.1983)
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delicious ice cream (0.2000)
dandelion wine (0.2000)
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how awesome broiling is (0.2000)
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ghosts (0.2000)
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not having played Kingdom Hearts yet (0.2000)
getting over your ex so quickly (0.2000)
hooking up with ryan (0.2000)
losing your religion (0.2000)
British English (0.2000)
that larder is a pretty neat, word, a holdover whose anachronistic meaning specifically meant a COLD storage room, but post refrigeration came to mean simply a pantry, but it could also mean a supply of food, the thing itself (0.2000)
being the hottest item on the regret index (0.2000)
going on a bicycle tour (0.2000)
that crazy night in Pheonix (0.2000)
jerking off into your roommate's shampoo bottle, not just once but every day for like two weeks (0.2000)
finally taking a chance and talking to him or her (0.2000)
jumping in that lake (0.2022)
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making love to your hand (0.2035)
extra sprinkles (0.2037)
Fictional Jimbo Wales (0.2041)
being bigger on the inside (0.2045)
donating to public radio (0.2045)
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giving a gift as a surprise (0.2055)
finding the key to the secret garden (0.2059)
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swallowing (0.2069)
the Lord of the Rings (0.2079)
singing Bohemian Rhapsody at the top of your lungs (0.2083)
the resurrection of the regret index (0.2083)
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thanksgiving (0.2086)
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being Witty (0.2105)
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Dinosaur Comics' new layout (0.2105)
sleeping for thirteen hours (0.2105)
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the Dromiceiomimus' improbable colouring (0.2105)
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xkcd (0.2105)
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post it notes (0.2128)
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Monty Python (0.2143)
the invention of custard (0.2143)
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chocolate (0.2143)
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being really cool (0.2143)
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going to university (0.2143)
that consomme is broth with will (0.2143)
facial hair (0.2143)
Jack Kerouac (0.2143)
running with scissors (0.2151)
going to the beach alone (0.2157)
using hugs, not drugs (0.2157)
being American (0.2160)
knowing why the caged bird sings (0.2162)
telling your brother he was adopted (0.2174)
watching the sunrise (0.2174)
taking care of knives (0.2174)
ephemera (0.2174)
punching that baby, despite it's rude behavior (0.2174)
eating a tasty salad (0.2174)
giggling over a heart's warm cockles (0.2174)
this place smelling like brownies all of the sudden (0.2174)
not eating Pizza Hut pizza (0.2174)
purposely deceiving someone who never listens to what you have to say (0.2182)
pretending you're a woman to get into nursing school (0.2188)
the death of Clippy (0.2200)
missing the NBA playoffs to watch the new episode of 'Bizarre Foods with Andrew Zimmern' (0.2203)
almost always using the British spellings for things, even though you are an American and your spell check always tells you it's wrong (0.2206)
shooting a man in Reno just to watch him die (0.2211)
playing dress up (0.2222)
looking at pictures of adorable puppies (0.2222)
painting your fingernails lime green (0.2222)
being too awesome (0.2222)
being Anonymous (0.2222)
sending the President into exile (0.2222)
Loosing you religion or faith (0.2222)
explaining to someone what the Regret Index is (0.2222)
wondering what the significance of the qwantz dot com domain name is (0.2222)
being the bee's knees (0.2222)
PIN numbers (0.2222)
what you did last Friday night (0.2222)
tiger's belly (0.2222)
volunteering (0.2222)
fighting the Nausican (0.2222)
major tom (0.2222)
feeding the ducks (0.2222)
getting a tattoo (0.2222)
good times (0.2222)
stealing the enterprise (0.2241)
crying during the first ten minutes of the new Star Trek movie (0.2241)
ever reading that first comic strip on the Web (0.2245)
xylophones (0.2250)
dancing all crazy (0.2250)
EXISTING (0.2254)
spreading your legs (0.2258)
cooking bacon (0.2273)
cut and pasting a webcomic (0.2273)
having a name that is fifty percent vowels (0.2273)
takin it to the streets (0.2273)
quitting even though the job was OK, but just OK (0.2273)
staying on the phone all night (0.2273)
writing slashfiction about webcomic authors (0.2286)
a lifetime dedicated to public displays of air guitar (0.2286)
what happened in vegas (0.2286)
not settling down when all your friends did (0.2286)
wondering if there's a way to extract all of these autofill regrets into a text file for saving and possibly choosing the better ones (0.2286)
sticking with your major (0.2292)
optical illusions (0.2292)
the internet (0.2293)
puttin' on the ritz (0.2308)
being your mother's child (0.2308)
having an adolescent crush on Christopher Walken (0.2308)
flipping off everyone you hated from high school (0.2308)
having an affair with the flirty executive assistant (0.2308)
a French guy who looks like Janice Dickinson wearing a strap on under a fancy ball gown, just to piss off his rich bitch girlfriend and her annoying family (0.2308)
preferring women with body hair over women who shave (0.2308)
vaguely effeminate dancing frogs (0.2308)
birth control (0.2308)
that you like pie quite a bit (0.2308)
eating cheese just for the sake of eating cheese (0.2308)
horseshoe crabs (0.2308)
running away from indie cred, even though you listen to some of the music (0.2308)
filling your thesis with references to monkeys (0.2308)
correcting your friends everytime they misspell Dromiceiomimus (0.2308)
not knowing who Richard Dawkins is (0.2308)
leaving a legacy (0.2308)
reading every single Dinosaur Comic from beginning to end in a single sitting (0.2308)
the general awesomeness of blacklights (0.2308)
not having a penis (0.2308)
being a pantyaire, like a millionaire but with panties instead of money (0.2308)
deep fat frying a twinkie (0.2308)
going to Spain (0.2308)
having a cute little white butt (0.2308)
reproducing via meiosis (0.2308)
that dreaming is free (0.2308)
playing god (0.2308)
stories about elves and unicorns (0.2308)
actually finding pigeons more cute than vermin like (0.2308)
extra cheese (0.2308)
buying a chocolate bar without checking the label first, only to find it had peanuts in it (0.2320)
spending a whole bunch of time reading random articles on wikipedia (0.2326)
that your delicious cheeseburger was made from a cow whose cause of death was predicted by an infallible machine (0.2326)
chewing bubblegum (0.2326)
learning all the elements in the periodic table in order (0.2328)
getting a credit card (0.2329)
getting out of bed this morning (0.2333)
your haircut (0.2333)
Grad school (0.2336)
log cabin (0.2340)
spending an entire day listening to the same song on repeat (0.2348)
comitting massive regret vote fraud (0.2353)
anonymity (0.2353)
feeling closer to people in this world of regret (0.2353)
paying for something with fifteen dollars in quarters (0.2353)
tricking a straight guy into dating another straight guy (0.2353)
going to church (0.2353)
deep frying boring healthy food (0.2353)
eating babies (0.2353)
writing the letter "x" backwards and upsidedown (0.2353)
retiring early (0.2353)
eating food that are high in potastium (0.2353)
thinking that dinosaur might be good to eat, depending on the species, but wondering if the size of the animal would effect the texture of the meat or something like that (0.2353)
tapping her mana (0.2353)
dancing with the devil in the pale moon light (0.2353)
growing a handlebar moustache (0.2353)
wearing hipster glasses (0.2360)
becoming vegetarian or vegan (0.2364)
irony (0.2368)
only that you have but one life to give for your country (0.2373)
getting hooked on Harry Potter or Twilight (0.2375)
reading, that shit is crazy (0.2381)
making fun of people who instigate fights in YouTube's comments section (0.2381)
studying linguistics (0.2381)
being the latest in nerd technology (0.2381)
adding this to StumbleUpon (0.2381)
ice cream (0.2381)
shit son, I don't know (0.2381)
doing it for the lulz (0.2386)
Skipping the Fiance's family Easter Dinner to play xbox and go to a concert (0.2389)
missing Efterklang at the Dublin Docklands (0.2400)
helvetica (0.2400)
following Stephen Fry on Twitter (0.2400)
falling in love (0.2400)
inventing a maneuver (0.2400)
losing your religion, like in that one song (0.2400)
impersonating that person (0.2400)
Paris (0.2400)
broken broccoli (0.2400)
going to an Ivy League school (0.2400)
penis (0.2407)
orthodontics (0.2407)
using flesh for digestive energy (0.2411)
still knowing the lyrics to nineties pop songs (0.2414)
not being on fire (0.2418)
my high GPA in high school (0.2418)
nothing (0.2421)
going through a Bob Marley phase in college, like EVERYONE else (0.2424)
love (0.2424)
pictures for sad children (0.2432)
asking her out (0.2435)
the english alphabet (0.2436)
turning up at Ryan's door covered in mustard (0.2449)
giving up eating mammals (0.2460)
rereading all the harry potter books (0.2462)
buying a Wii (0.2471)
dating someone much younger (0.2474)
breaking up with my first love (0.2482)
speaking in spoonerisms (0.2500)
being born during the hot war (0.2500)
not having balls (0.2500)
correcting people on their improper use of the subjunctive (0.2500)
thinking someone was hot just because they were good at maths (0.2500)
using my mom's deodorant (0.2500)
tickling her THERE (0.2500)
not giving David Gwilliam kisses before he got married (0.2500)
a clandestine meating (0.2500)
line dancing while drunk (0.2500)
knowing she was gay and still dating her (0.2500)
the Pythagorean theorem (0.2500)
getting a liberal arts education (0.2500)
underboob (0.2500)
that aloe plants are awesome (0.2500)
being crazy and or retarded (0.2500)
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sexual congress (0.2500)
the simpsons (0.2500)
licking out a feminist (0.2500)
answering the telephone in a foreign language (0.2500)
books (0.2500)
being The One (0.2500)
all of the weird things you are a fan of (0.2500)
never dealing drugs (0.2500)
escaping out the back (0.2500)
deliberately misunderstanding offensive slang by taking it literally, ie assume when someone says 'faggot' that they refer to a bundle of sticks or twigs (0.2500)
eating a minimalist (0.2500)
smoking pot (0.2500)
hugging a koala (0.2500)
your very existence (0.2500)
life being so tasty (0.2500)
fluffy cats (0.2500)
making fun of fat swans (0.2500)
meeting a possum (0.2500)
having sex with your boss' underage daughter (0.2500)
having sexy intestines (0.2500)
girls with full lips and wide hips (0.2500)
the existence of the interrobang! (0.2500)
being a huge nerd (0.2500)
being necessarily clever (0.2500)
trolling the UK government petition site with stupid petitions you know would be rejected (0.2500)
ira glass vs philip glass in "glass warfare" (0.2500)
girls, ewwwwww (0.2500)
being scared of Kefka (0.2500)
considering eating two dollars and fifty cents worth of raspberries in one sitting (0.2500)
making pies (0.2500)
lesbians (0.2500)
Ryan getting the Regret Index back up (0.2500)
going the extra mile (0.2500)
the first time you got drunk (0.2500)
wondering what goes through their little kitty brains (0.2500)
that Japanese people LOVE coelacanths (0.2500)
losing yourself and dreaming of world that lie between her fingers (0.2500)
that English is your fourth language and you speak it better than your first but not your second (0.2500)
your sudden urge to make brownies (0.2500)
having low pop culture IQ (0.2500)
wondering what kind of girl would be impressed with somebody smoking, it doesn't seem that difficult to do (0.2500)
falling in love with the majesty of colors (0.2500)
yogurt's laxative properties (0.2500)
getting divorced (0.2500)
that you never had a chance to tell Farty McCrablice that YOU LOVE HIM (0.2500)
ever saying "no fat chicks" (0.2500)
socializing instead of playing video games (0.2527)
tweed jackets with leather elbow patches (0.2535)
eating mexican food (0.2540)
dyeing your hair (0.2545)
trying something new (0.2547)
not googling The Underfold (0.2554)
being (0.2558)
chromatic scales (0.2558)
leaving the farm (0.2564)
wishing you could give yourself a blowie (0.2564)
not listening to Billy Zane (0.2564)
tang (0.2564)
not trying alcohol sooner (0.2564)
sexy times with a friend (0.2570)
being a socialist (0.2571)
not knowing what the big deal with Twitter is (0.2571)
quoting that xkcd comic (0.2581)
referring to water as hydrogen hydroxide, as a means to both achieve maximal accuracy from the perspective of how the atoms are actually connected, and freaking people out (0.2581)
going back for seconds on dessert (0.2582)
eating lunch yesterday (0.2593)
painting your fingernails black (0.2593)
being a Shakespeare nerd (0.2593)
the final countdown (0.2600)
tapirs (0.2609)
not sleeping with that tranvestite (0.2609)
eating that piece of chocolate (0.2609)
eating out a feminist (0.2609)
ATM machines (0.2609)
bursting out into evil laughter in a crowded or public place (0.2609)
eating all the royalty (0.2609)
throwing your underwear onto the stage (0.2609)
making love above the pub (0.2609)
starting that fire (0.2619)
having known love (0.2619)
learning lisp (0.2619)
taking comfort in the regret index in any way whatsoever (0.2632)
cooking hamburgers on my engine block (0.2632)
wondering what kind of feelings different animals feel (0.2632)
going commando (0.2632)
polygamy (0.2632)
eating that cookie out of the trash (0.2632)
sexuality (0.2632)
writing a novel (0.2632)
being there for her when she needed you (0.2632)
being winsome (0.2632)
wanting gummi bears and or banana chips right now (0.2632)
being vaguely european (0.2632)
giving your best when you know it won't be enough (0.2632)
raspberries, om nom nom (0.2632)
your twisted desires (0.2632)
eating tofu (0.2634)
that shorts are comfy and easy to wear (0.2647)
insisting on precision (0.2656)
responding with Sassy Molassy (0.2658)
popping the zits on your ass (0.2667)
coconut bras (0.2667)
that all you know about Final Fantasy, you learned from a friend who really liked it when you were teenagers (0.2667)
Dresden Codak (0.2667)
being a dog person (0.2667)
not having tiny brown birds live behind your air conditioner (0.2667)
spooning Jewel's boobs (0.2667)
cleaning out your bowels through the act of pooping (0.2667)
alligators in the sewer (0.2667)
unpacking my adjectives (0.2667)
mocha (0.2667)
letting her sit in the front seat (0.2667)
The Princess Bride (0.2667)
buying one of each in EVERY COLOUR (0.2667)
eating food that fell on the ground (0.2667)
ordering from Amazon marketplace (0.2667)
taking the last brownie (0.2667)
crowdsurfing (0.2667)
slowly replacing every part of your body with machinery (0.2667)
Peeing in someone's drink (0.2667)
pokemon (0.2673)
doing a favour that I knew would not be repayed (0.2674)
airing out your nughty bits (0.2692)
white text on a dark background (0.2692)
that now that the Regret Index is back, you can go back to ignoring your Facebook, Twitter, Livejournal, Tegaki, and Deviantart (0.2692)
listining to something when you know it'll make you cry (0.2692)
Wagner (0.2692)
eating a vegan (0.2692)
going to graduate school (0.2697)
your First Time (0.2698)
losing your virginity when you did (0.2703)
switching majors (0.2703)
a tiny woman (0.2703)
private school (0.2703)
eating pistachio nuts (0.2708)
everything (0.2708)
putting these dumb questions on here (0.2716)
being the king of all cosmos (0.2727)
boneless skinless chicken breasts (0.2727)
eating something you found on the ground or floor (0.2727)
going to the fancy dress party as Batman, knowing full well that the theme had no conceivable connection to Batman (0.2727)
brutal legend (0.2727)
M C Escher (0.2727)
Werther's Originals (0.2727)
not memorising every Star Trek episode (0.2727)
challenging someone to a duel via a glove to the face (0.2727)
dating (0.2727)
being childfree (0.2727)
changing your name (0.2727)
wondering where all these regretters came from (0.2727)
joining community theater (0.2727)
having Clue in your list of Top Ten Favorite Movies of All Time (0.2727)
drinking from the tap (0.2727)
pushing it well (0.2727)
OGC Man (0.2727)
floating in a most peculiar way (0.2727)
banjo dueling (0.2727)
opening a nice, refreshing Tab (0.2727)
eating bacon made from pigs that had swine flu (0.2727)
making references to poetry (0.2727)
gyrating your leatherwrapped genitals in the faces of those Japanese schoolchildren (0.2727)
a giant cup of hot chocolate, complete with little marshmellows and cream (0.2727)
making friends with a cat named Badger (0.2727)
going wee wee wee all the way home (0.2727)
ripping off penis jokes (0.2727)
waking up late in the afternoon (0.2727)
hide and seek (0.2727)
loving Canada (0.2727)
going out to the woods today (0.2727)
taking up the ukulele (0.2727)
spooning (0.2727)
Taking an art degree (0.2727)
not eating my shorts (0.2727)
hasbro (0.2727)
eating skinless breasts (0.2727)
loving (0.2727)
halving a seventeen inch long penis (0.2727)
tagging the Wikipedia article on irony as "contradicts itself" (0.2727)
agreeing to casual sex with that hot friend who looks like that one movie star (0.2727)
theamazingregretindexing (0.2727)
selling your nintendo wii (0.2727)
watching Borat (0.2734)
sending emails using your friends emails when he or she leaves themselves logged in and are not looking (0.2745)
having a winsome onesome (0.2750)
living with your mother (0.2750)
opening the windows (0.2759)
for some reason having a bias against nicotine (0.2759)
listening to a favorite song on repeat for hours (0.2759)
flames (0.2759)
that your livingroom is full of dancers (0.2759)
the venture brothers (0.2759)
eating macademia nuts (0.2759)
fasting (0.2759)
coming on to the regret index (0.2759)
coming to this site (0.2763)
super fat hippos (0.2766)
having that threesome (0.2766)
using this site to admit your regrets (0.2766)
getting (0.2768)
asking them out (0.2770)
asking them to wait for you (0.2778)
eating boxed triceratops (0.2778)
eating that last cookie (0.2778)
walruses (0.2778)
liking fat thighs you can not lie (0.2778)
wearing that outfit at the same time she did (0.2778)
being Ryan (0.2778)
your wares (0.2778)
wondering why rachel has returned to commenting without using her name (0.2778)
the moon (0.2778)
not knowing any ABBA songs by Heart (0.2791)
memorizing Monty Python and the Holy Grail (0.2791)
reading through the entire dinosaur comics archive and then talking like Ryan for the next month (0.2791)
cooking yourself a lavish meal and not sharing it with anyone (0.2797)
taking the boat (0.2800)
liking songs that seem innocent on first listening, but end up being about serial killers or something like that (0.2800)
being well envoweled (0.2800)
that you were only referring to the subjects of ABBA's music primarily seeming to come from a feminine point of view, but yeah, you don't mind referring to longhaired blonde Swedish dudes as "chicks" (0.2800)
coming out (0.2800)
going back in time to punch nazis in da face (0.2800)
not owning a single pair of tube socks (0.2800)
not having an abortion (0.2800)
that someone keeps looking at my submitted regrets and combining them to form hilarious new ones (0.2800)
being well endowed (0.2800)
spending the entire night going through the archives of that webcomic (0.2804)
zombies ate my neighbors (0.2813)
masturbating (0.2813)
puppy dawgs (0.2813)
telling him you had feelings for him even though you really didn't know whether he'd reciprocate (0.2813)
doing acid (0.2813)
wanting to discover life with someone (0.2813)
boats (0.2813)
your gay experience (0.2817)
missing the Butthole Surfers concert (0.2821)
throwing your hands up in the air, waving them around like you just don't care (0.2821)
selling myself to science (0.2821)
the successful launch of Sputnik I (0.2826)
eating too much at Thanksgiving (0.2836)
every sexual experience you've ever had (0.2857)
tieing your best friend up (0.2857)
having a detachable penis (0.2857)
your fingertips tasting like garlic (0.2857)
throwing meat at vegans (0.2857)
the ventures (0.2857)
only listening to good music (0.2857)
pooping on a dog (0.2857)
eating snakes (0.2857)
being honest (0.2857)
globalisation (0.2857)
winter (0.2857)
taking the Amtrak (0.2857)
lying about how spicy it was (0.2857)
having your memories backed up on a thumb drive (0.2857)
the death of a disco dancer (0.2857)
your double agency (0.2857)
being born after Freddy Mercury died (0.2857)
vowels (0.2857)
screaming I LOVE YOU from the top of your lungs (0.2857)
not telling your parents (0.2857)
that your whole family is made of meat (0.2857)
never doing bad things (0.2857)
using drugs (0.2857)
following a dream even though it didn't work out (0.2857)
wanting to ride your bicycle, wanting to ride it when you like (0.2857)
loving songs that have really depressing lyrics to go along with a happy beat (0.2857)
living in a country that doesn't have bagged milk (0.2857)
taking an expectorant (0.2857)
kissing him (0.2864)
deciding you are too cool to go to the prom (0.2867)
getting mushrooms on your pizza (0.2872)
telling the truth, even though it hurt him (0.2875)
secretly wanting internet fame (0.2877)
intentionally spreading Swine Flu (0.2879)
rubbing my face in a tiger's belly (0.2889)
thinking that the dude in the header of this website is kinda cute (0.2895)
going POOP (0.2895)
learning so many digits of pi (0.2895)
playing Spyro (0.2895)
watching House (0.2897)
The Ten Second Rule (0.2917)
that Weezing is a member of both the Team Rocket Poison Type binary with Arbok, and the Cinnabar Mansion Pollution binary with Muk (0.2917)
loving chocolate so damn much (0.2917)
cathedrals (0.2917)
Philip Fry's eleventh year of living in the future (0.2917)
not getting circumcised (0.2917)
not sleeping with him (0.2917)
gazing (0.2917)
flirting with somebody other than your significant other (0.2924)
picking Charmander (0.2927)
tackling her (0.2927)
sleeping with your best friend (0.2931)
taking the red pill (0.2933)
the flowers that bloom in the spring (0.2941)
wondering how one gets a job as a taxidermist and bone cleaner (0.2941)
not giving change to what you thought was a homeless guy but was just some dude in need of a shower (0.2941)
not voting for the President (0.2941)
rioting with the frenzied mob (0.2941)
coming from the land of the ice and snow, from the midnight sun where the hot springs flow (0.2941)
being a child once (0.2941)
accidentally setting my balls on fire with a barbecue lighter (0.2941)
driving all day in order to pick up your brother, who is coming home for the summer (0.2941)
adding a new regret (0.2941)
your internet name lasting this long (0.2941)
using only one pokemon (0.2941)
only wanting to see Wolverine because of the hot, hairy Liev Schreiber (0.2941)
using ghee as an intimate lubricant (0.2941)
taking it all off (0.2941)
going to a tiny college (0.2941)
giving that bum some money (0.2947)
waking up this morning (0.2954)
laughing because you suddenly remembered something hilarious, then realizing strangers are looking at you (0.2960)
hanging out with strangers on public transit (0.2960)
wondering if anyone has the old regret list (0.2963)
cutting off your long hair (0.2963)
chewing on things (0.2963)
pressing that big button (0.2963)
forgetting sarah marshall (0.2963)
living drug free (0.2963)
geometry (0.2963)
eating some vittles (0.2963)
homographic homophonic autantonyms (0.2973)
getting milk faced and humming like rabbits (0.3000)
the bird being a word (0.3000)
decimating this pie (0.3000)
cleaning up after yourself (0.3000)
Batman (0.3000)
sex with your best friend (0.3000)
not thinking xkcd should get as much grief as it does (0.3000)
that everybody's footloose (0.3000)
stealing Tucksworth's hamburger (0.3000)
looking through all the old regrets you made, using the cache (0.3000)
stuffing that lawyer in the fridge (0.3000)
eating a child once (0.3000)
can mine for fish (0.3000)
that there is no such thing as an original sin (0.3000)
believing in god (0.3000)
Friends (0.3000)
living on the edge (0.3000)
white type on a black background (0.3010)

most voted regrets

meeting Brian Peppers (12561/0.9789)
Kento (2760/0.9993)
turtles (2607/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2431/0.0004)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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most discussed regrets

tricking a straight guy into dating another straight guy (357)
turtles (291)
your boobs buying food on ebay (109)
the death of Sylvia Browne (70)
not getting circumcised (63)
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