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the goddamn deliberately disabled modems Earthlink sent out to customers in the early aughts, cannot enable DHCP without "paying" extra, and using PPoE plus a router with DHCP disables streaming video, FU Earthlink (1.0000)
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sprinking chocolate chips on your beloved's breasts as you knead them (0.0000)
fisting Go Ikeda (0.0000)
arresting a king in his own palace (0.0000)
not being Kento (0.0000)
having sex with a girl who looked a lot like Christina Ricci (0.0000)
not eating out Kento (0.0000)
teabagging Raymond Burr (0.0000)
killing the California girls (0.0000)
stabbing Isabella Rossellini and ejaculating in the wound (0.0000)
having impure thoughts about a teenage Kimmie Gibbler (0.0000)
The Curious Cans of Benjamin Buttocks (0.0000)
licking Danish remoulade off of Chris Lydon's erect penis (0.0000)
humping Jewel's bust (0.0000)
holding your boobs when you run down the stairs (0.0000)
twats (0.0000)
telling that girl in second grade who insisted that you were "the boss of her" to show you her vagina (0.0000)
masturbating with your cut off hand (0.0000)
slamming your dick in the car door (0.0000)
shaving Jewel's bush, meow (0.0000)
having Gordon Ramsay voice an orangutan who does nothing but masturbate and defecate (0.0000)
bellowing DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND (0.0000)
smashing a birdhouse with your flaccid dick (0.0000)
pussy (0.0000)
sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
cornholing Willie Mays (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
stealing that girl's bra from the communal laundry room (0.0000)
telling the Philippines authorities that Kento is a drug mule (0.0000)
brunettes (0.0000)
turtles (0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (0.0004)
breasts (0.0135)
regret index greatest tits, Kento (0.0153)
buying multiple copies of the book "To Be or Not to Be" by the incredibly handsome New York Times bestselling author Ryan North (0.0161)
slamming your dick in Jewel's boobs (0.0185)
saying no when you should have said yes (0.0217)
having a lesbian crush on Alex Dainis (0.0233)
dongs (0.0297)
staring at Bicoid Babe's ass seriously (0.0310)
Twin Long Rods #Two (0.0345)
asian racks (0.0357)
fisting Kevin Bacon at home (0.0370)
hating reality TV shows (0.0385)
sexy makeouts (0.0400)
going to the Sweatiest Ass in the World world premiere with Kento (0.0408)
being awesome (0.0410)
going slightly out of your way to step on that crunchy looking leaf (0.0433)
consistent pubic lice (0.0455)
dinosaurs (0.0466)
Receiving from Jaylala (0.0476)
spooning Kento's boobs (0.0526)
breastfeeding (0.0526)
being the real deal (0.0526)
all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy (0.0541)
learning to play the xylophone (0.0543)
Allison Iraheta being voted off American Idol (0.0556)
playing Dungeons & Dragons with Tim Duncan (0.0556)
how weird The Regret Index becomes at night (0.0556)
being a nerd (0.0580)
drinking delicious lemonade and popping wheelies (0.0588)
all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy (0.0606)
boobs (0.0625)
building a castle out of the junk in a junkyard (0.0625)
managing to resist the perverse curiosity to see TwoGirlsOneCup, so far (0.0625)
demanding proof (0.0625)
making a fort in your living room out of couch cushions (0.0625)
this video (0.0667)
playing it loud (0.0704)
really not regretting the number one four two eight at all (0.0714)
sleeping with that slim ugly huge breasted double D cup bucktoothed seventeen year old national merit scolar bikini model cellist goth, and by the way, screw you MB (0.0714)
wondering what penguin would tase like (0.0714)
having to wear glasses (0.0714)
your love of eighties action movies (0.0727)
all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy (0.0732)
discovering webcomics (0.0769)
defending the bullied kid (0.0769)
futurama (0.0769)
that Jewel has huge boobs, seriously (0.0769)
boobs, vaginas, asses, and such (0.0769)
not wearing panties (0.0769)
choosing Squirtle (0.0769)
playing Dungeons & Dragons with Tim Duncan (0.0769)
getting FOUR fish hooks stuck in your scrotum (0.0769)
all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy (0.0811)
dinosaur comics (0.0833)
not supporting the President (0.0833)
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disabling your crazy friend (0.0833)
that walruses, goats, and swans represent the Leviathan, Behemoth, and Ziz, respectively, of the regret index (0.0833)
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having beautiful breasts (0.0833)
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that wikipedia describes attending concerts as a "ritual" (0.0833)
all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy (0.0833)
soliciting a fourteen year old boy to pose for sexually explicit photographs (0.0833)
"Allison Iraheta being voted off American Idol" being voted off the bottom regrets list (0.0833)
saying, "boners ahoy!" (0.0853)
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rocking out (0.0875)
staying in college (0.0879)
sharing warm spiced cider with a loved one (0.0891)
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questioning your sexuality (0.0909)
baking bread (0.0909)
wondering if so many ladies turn to writing and reading smut because they crave porn but get turned off by the way it's made (0.0909)
Squirtle (0.0909)
nomming a hamburger (0.0909)
indulging your nerd side (0.0909)
garlic (0.0909)
hugging a tree like a dirty hippie (0.0909)
NOT kneeling before Zod (0.0909)
suckling (0.0909)
making waffles (0.0918)
moving out of your parent's house (0.0941)
treehouses (0.0952)
holding hands (0.0952)
fun times involving sushi (0.0959)
playing videogames while drunk (0.0962)
learning another language (0.0962)
publicly mocking Swine Flu (0.0970)
dromiceiomimus (0.0976)
drinking delicious lemonade (0.0982)
butts (0.0991)
growing up in a nonchurchgoing family (0.1000)
not having seen Muriel's Wedding (0.1000)
sitting on the floor in second grade (0.1000)
less than three (0.1000)
buying a Dinosaur Comics tshirt (0.1017)
sleeping naked (0.1026)
defending cream soda (0.1062)
saying 'boners ahoy' (0.1064)
putting punctuation in your comment (0.1067)
the last time you drank (0.1071)
the very last thing you said (0.1071)
opening new cider (0.1077)
going to lunch (0.1111)
the death of Margaret Hilda Thatcher (0.1111)
that stuff getting eaten is inherently funny (0.1111)
following that white rabbit (0.1111)
spending all weekend naked (0.1111)
having seen Star Wars all the through probably over a hundred times (0.1111)
hugging a tree like a koala (0.1111)
kissing (0.1116)
becoming an atheist (0.1124)
getting into firefly (0.1126)
World War Two's ending in Allied victory (0.1129)
party party partying hard (0.1136)
starting over (0.1143)
being meat (0.1143)
smoking weed (0.1154)
closing the door (0.1154)
eating raised bread (0.1154)
boners (0.1156)
friendship (0.1167)
spending an evening eating spicy cheetos, reading language log, and masturbating to nude photos of your ex from five years ago (0.1176)
downloading music illegally (0.1176)
making a little space for the cheese slices (0.1176)
that rachel is back (0.1176)
the little wiggly things at the end of feet (0.1176)
drinking your first drink (0.1183)
skipping work to sit in the sun (0.1200)
getting your hot cocoa on (0.1200)
accepting candy from strangers (0.1204)
the color of blood outside the body when one has iron based blood (0.1212)
thinking of rain (0.1212)
ryan north (0.1226)
drinking a cold beer in the shower (0.1228)
Voting for Barak Obama (0.1228)
breathing (0.1239)
hating family guy almost as soon as it was uncanceled (0.1250)
not meeting Emily Gray (0.1250)
that you tend to give money to buskers or not depending on their talent (0.1250)
reading the book that changed everything (0.1250)
popping wheelies with the boys (0.1275)
winning (0.1287)
watching Mystery Science Theatre all night (0.1304)
that groove is in the heart (0.1304)
having sex at seventeen (0.1304)
Getting into Miles Davis (0.1304)
vandalizing Wikipedia's chicken page that one time (0.1304)
talking to strangers (0.1311)
not getting the chance to meet the Mets (0.1311)
free speech (0.1316)
voting (0.1324)
attempting to lucid dream (0.1333)
flushing that gallon of rotten shrimp down the toilet (0.1333)
eating goat cheese (0.1333)
Zooey Deschanel looks like a sandblasted Lucy Lawless (0.1333)
not installing Safari Three on all your computers yet (0.1333)
obama (0.1348)
taking AP classes (0.1349)
loving Batman (0.1351)
qwantz (0.1356)
making out with that girl dressed as a French maid at that costume party (0.1364)
making mud soup as a kid (0.1364)
kissing her (0.1364)
being one of the very few people in your circle of friends to never really have the urge to smoke cigarettes (0.1389)
singing along (0.1395)
lasers (0.1395)
not wringing your parent's neck (0.1400)
not having kids (0.1408)
skipping the Harry Potter midnight release (0.1413)
having erotic fantasies about Bob Dylan (0.1429)
sexy spaceships (0.1429)
polydactyl cats (0.1429)
eating roast beef off of your own boobs (0.1429)
What is this I don't even (0.1429)
going hog wild (0.1429)
I don't know, always kind of liking narwhals yourself (0.1429)
paying for a whole seat but only using the edge (0.1429)
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ap classes (0.1429)
in jokes (0.1429)
being a rocker (0.1429)
making out with that girl who turned out to still be in high school (0.1429)
liking michael showalter a lot (0.1429)
losing your virginity (0.1429)
not boning a donkey (0.1429)
not going to freecreditreport dot com (0.1429)
kicking everyone's butt (0.1429)
having impure thoughts about a teenage Winona Rider (0.1429)
dropping your first truth and beauty bomb (0.1429)
putting your jeans and socks in one load (0.1429)
growing long hair (0.1453)
living abroad (0.1477)
not being pretentious enough (0.1481)
all those books you read (0.1481)
breaking bones while snowboarding (0.1481)
passing yourself off as royalty (0.1500)
spending an entire weekend in your pjs (0.1500)
blowing raspberries (0.1500)
eating vaguely european (0.1500)
being a meatatarian (0.1500)
accepting a lower paying but much less stressfull job (0.1505)
burning that motherfucker down (0.1515)
breaking the law (0.1522)
going to the gym (0.1524)
that you always liked Mike more than Joel (0.1538)
keeping on trucking (0.1538)
physically assaulting that guy who can't even bother to tune in the easy listening station properly in his cubicle (0.1538)
deep throating Stephen Fry (0.1538)
The Middleman being cancelled (0.1538)
pie (0.1538)
sneaking around in a cardboard box, Metal Gear style (0.1538)
that "bottom regrets" and "most voted regrets" are white while "add a new regret" "search regrets" "recent regrets" "top regrets" and "recent comments" are all in blue (0.1538)
wearing two socks (0.1538)
Being born (0.1543)
trying that exotic food (0.1544)
telling your parents you're an atheist (0.1552)
not kissing up to people, even if it's in your best interest to do so (0.1556)
memorising every Star Trek episode (0.1557)
keeping it real (0.1557)
getting drunk at a wedding (0.1579)
that "avril lavigne" in Canadia is a line of spring fresh canuck bidets (0.1579)
learning an instrument (0.1587)
gay (0.1587)
having a power level of over NINE THOUSAND (0.1591)
eating in a rad mood (0.1600)
reading the regret index (0.1613)
wikipedia (0.1622)
the indescribable beauty of simplicity (0.1622)
eating bread (0.1622)
eating meat (0.1628)
playing Starfox Sixty Four (0.1647)
how many times you went back over the archive for Dinosaur comics (0.1648)
Pretending to be asleep to avoid talking (0.1649)
visiting this website (0.1656)
busting myths (0.1667)
christmas (0.1667)
having roast beef (0.1667)
just wanting a sign (0.1667)
clockwork (0.1667)
pudding (0.1667)
cheese (0.1667)
always eating your skittles in prismatic order (0.1667)
chrono trigger (0.1667)
sweetness (0.1667)
eating left handed (0.1667)
randomly meeting people who fill your heart with glee (0.1667)
watching 'The Dark Knight' (0.1667)
refusing to accept the modern sense of "tweet" into your vocabulary (0.1667)
eating her out (0.1667)
being in a rad mood (0.1667)
being the one kid in your nerd clique who instantly hated Return of the Jedi with a passion (0.1667)
being able to say 'when I was your age, pluto was a planet' (0.1695)
playing in traffic (0.1696)
being British (0.1698)
not switching to Geico (0.1712)
having eaten dinner (0.1714)
having a onesome (0.1717)
hugging a tree (0.1719)
ghosts (0.1724)
dancing naked ALL DAY LONG (0.1739)
listening to Wagner (0.1739)
neing a super freak super freak (0.1739)
wondering whether Kento, Document, Sarah, and Pseudonym have found the new regret index yet (0.1739)
not waxing your eyebrows in high school (0.1748)
that where we're going we don't need roads (0.1748)
preparing for the zombie apocalypse (0.1750)
a log cabin (0.1757)
staying up all night to watch the sun rise (0.1757)
putting on your robe and wizard hat (0.1765)
planning for the zombie attack (0.1765)
dessert (0.1765)
not being one of those women who instantly fawn over babies (0.1765)
thinking of lettuce as just a delivery system for salad dressing (0.1765)
eating a huge nerd (0.1765)
Garfield Minus Garfield (0.1765)
getting a lick job from a trannie hooker in the dumpster behind Steak n Shake (0.1765)
loving lamp (0.1771)
having a crush on the Utahraptor (0.1773)
peanut butter (0.1778)
that Venn diagramming is your favorite type of diagramming (0.1786)
sexing her hardcore (0.1786)
painting the bedroom a color other than white or offwhite (0.1789)
bacon (0.1795)
still knowing the lyrics to eighties pop songs (0.1795)
that the Index is back, and the old users are back, and it is amazing nostalgic times for all (0.1795)
insisting on protection (0.1795)
not smoking (0.1795)
trying to convince someone you are their Tyler Durden (0.1818)
dancing naked (0.1818)
eating a huge marshmallow (0.1818)
that you wonder if rachel would be in your klan or hoard or guild or whatever when the pokemon mmorpg comes out (0.1818)
brownies (0.1818)
recognizing the beauty of mathematics and logic (0.1818)
watching the sunrise (0.1818)
wondering whether a centaur foal would suckle from the human breasts or the horse teats underneath (0.1818)
using the word "substitute" as a substitute for "replacement" (0.1818)
hot bondage (0.1818)
ever reading books (0.1818)
streaking (0.1818)
spending the Fourth in someone else's country (0.1818)
losing yourself and dreaming of world that lie between her fingers (0.1818)
lullabies (0.1818)
that, in a way, David Carradine's death from autoerotic asphyxiation could properly be termed "a fatal stroke" (0.1818)
pronouncing "Intelligentsia" with a hard G (0.1818)
road trips (0.1818)
bringing up your distaste for Disney music (0.1818)
simple english wikipedia (0.1818)
lovin' dem pizza rolls (0.1818)
not really liking MMORPGs (0.1818)
not eating goats for a living (0.1818)
camping (0.1818)
buying food for homeless people (0.1825)
not living in Corvallis, Oregon (0.1835)
yelling "in bed" at the end of fortune cookie fortunes (0.1837)
washing your pet (0.1837)
fry (0.1842)
drawing penises on the worksheet (0.1842)
hot snogging (0.1842)
listening to Beethoven (0.1852)
being an alligator (0.1852)
having a huge weiner (0.1852)
having a huge internet crush on Kate Beaton (0.1852)
standing the test of time (0.1852)
going to college (0.1852)
being the bee's knees (0.1860)
not knowing every ABBA song by heart, yet (0.1860)
donating to public radio (0.1860)
iTunes somehow playing the same song around the same time every day despite being on shuffle (0.1875)
not knowing more about Anonymous (0.1875)
not joining the military (0.1875)
feeling that Pepe is the cutes BYOB corner pet (0.1875)
using the word "retarded" as a replacement for "stupid" (0.1875)
being real and fantastic (0.1875)
eating a butterfinger (0.1875)
living in the city (0.1875)
watching Captain Planet (0.1875)
wanting to be under the sea, in an octopus's garden, in the shade (0.1875)
chocolate spread (0.1875)
foreplay (0.1875)
wearing white after Labor Day (0.1875)
the metric system (0.1878)
giving that dorky, but really sweet guy a chance (0.1885)
dowloading that song (0.1887)
choosing adventure over security (0.1892)
dinosaur wrestling (0.1892)
choosing cake instead of death (0.1905)
that the sea is deep and full of mystery (0.1905)
eating a noun (0.1905)
not actually being bitter or a nihilist (0.1905)
having a name that is fifty percent vowels (0.1905)
being the cat's meow (0.1905)
taking boat (0.1905)
shooting Scott Temple (0.1905)
hooking up words and phrases and clauses (0.1905)
waiting most of the morning for the time to roll around when you can go to lunch at the most awesome hot dog place ever (0.1905)
bondage (0.1923)
not watching the movie Pontypool (0.1923)
being afraid of Americans (0.1923)
telling your mother you don't want to have children (0.1923)
this picture (0.1923)
milk (0.1935)
earning a PhD instead of an MD (0.1935)
pretending you're a woman to get into nursing school (0.1935)
learning new and interesting things about skin and blood (0.1935)
holding cats (0.1935)
drawing a webcomic (0.1947)
saving up some money (0.1951)
reading pictures for sad children (0.1951)
not seeing Nicolas Cage after seeing Face Off (0.1951)
signing up for Twitter (0.1983)
dandelion wine (0.2000)
revealing your nerdiness (0.2000)
buying the newer model (0.2000)
getting over your ex so quickly (0.2000)
making pies (0.2000)
a glorious fart (0.2000)
busting through the heavens with your drill (0.2000)
flipping off everyone you hated from high school (0.2000)
how awesome broiling is (0.2000)
masturbating at a Jessica Alba movie (0.2000)
British English (0.2000)
hooking up with ryan (0.2000)
someday wanting to own land, with fruit growing on that land (0.2000)
losing your religion (0.2000)
being the hottest item on the regret index (0.2000)
not having played Kingdom Hearts yet (0.2000)
that crazy night in Pheonix (0.2000)
that larder is a pretty neat, word, a holdover whose anachronistic meaning specifically meant a COLD storage room, but post refrigeration came to mean simply a pantry, but it could also mean a supply of food, the thing itself (0.2000)
going on a bicycle tour (0.2000)
finally taking a chance and talking to him or her (0.2000)
delicious ice cream (0.2000)
jerking off into your roommate's shampoo bottle, not just once but every day for like two weeks (0.2000)
jumping in that lake (0.2022)
buying a Mac (0.2027)
not going to dartmouth (0.2034)
making love to your hand (0.2035)
extra sprinkles (0.2037)
Fictional Jimbo Wales (0.2041)
being bigger on the inside (0.2045)
listening to the whole CD (0.2051)
giving a gift as a surprise (0.2055)
liking folk rock (0.2059)
finding the key to the secret garden (0.2059)
mARRIAGE (0.2059)
running with scissors (0.2065)
swallowing (0.2069)
the Lord of the Rings (0.2079)
the resurrection of the regret index (0.2083)
spending two hours on the phone with your grandmother (0.2083)
ever reading that first comic strip on the Web (0.2083)
being mean to the neighbor's rude kid (0.2083)
changing your cell phone number (0.2083)
singing Bohemian Rhapsody at the top of your lungs (0.2083)
thanksgiving (0.2086)
not going to prom (0.2088)
experimenting with new and interesting sandwich fillings (0.2094)
Dinosaur Comics' new layout (0.2105)
wearing a tshirt with a dinosaur on it to a dinosaur museum (0.2105)
pancakes (0.2105)
sleeping for thirteen hours (0.2105)
wanting to take a girl under your arm (0.2105)
correcting your friends everytime they misspell Dromiceiomimus (0.2105)
the Dromiceiomimus' improbable colouring (0.2105)
being Witty (0.2105)
eating cows (0.2105)
xkcd (0.2105)
magic (0.2105)
meeting a possum (0.2105)
turning it up to eleven (0.2105)
staying up all night to watch an eighteen year old paint her nails online (0.2115)
watching the Donald Duck cartoon "Die Fuhrer's Face" (0.2121)
buying a motorcycle (0.2121)
playing chess (0.2121)
feeling closer to people in this world of regret (0.2121)
donating (0.2121)
post it notes (0.2128)
switching parties (0.2128)
what you did last Friday night (0.2135)
going to university (0.2143)
chocolate (0.2143)
wondering, if the death machine was made of organic technology, could it predict its own death (0.2143)
listening to music that no one else has heard of (0.2143)
eating pizza (0.2143)
the invention of custard (0.2143)
being really cool (0.2143)
being the lazer viking (0.2143)
facial hair (0.2143)
Monty Python (0.2143)
listening to music at a much higher or lower volume than what the artist intended (0.2143)
making your time (0.2143)
disagreeing with things (0.2143)
using words that are not really words (0.2143)
going to market (0.2143)
wondering if we can get back up to forty thousand regrets in a year's time (0.2143)
air guitar (0.2143)
not killing every faggot I've ever seen in my entire life (0.2143)
that consomme is broth with will (0.2143)
lying on a futon (0.2143)
Jack Kerouac (0.2143)
using hugs, not drugs (0.2157)
going to the beach alone (0.2157)
being American (0.2160)
knowing why the caged bird sings (0.2162)
telling your brother he was adopted (0.2174)
taking care of knives (0.2174)
ephemera (0.2174)
eating a tasty salad (0.2174)
not eating Pizza Hut pizza (0.2174)
punching that baby, despite it's rude behavior (0.2174)
giggling over a heart's warm cockles (0.2174)
this place smelling like brownies all of the sudden (0.2174)
purposely deceiving someone who never listens to what you have to say (0.2182)
following Stephen Fry on Twitter (0.2192)
the death of Clippy (0.2200)
missing the NBA playoffs to watch the new episode of 'Bizarre Foods with Andrew Zimmern' (0.2203)
almost always using the British spellings for things, even though you are an American and your spell check always tells you it's wrong (0.2206)
shooting a man in Reno just to watch him die (0.2211)
good times (0.2222)
painting your fingernails lime green (0.2222)
raspberries, om nom nom (0.2222)
fighting the Nausican (0.2222)
volunteering (0.2222)
PIN numbers (0.2222)
major tom (0.2222)
getting a tattoo (0.2222)
explaining to someone what the Regret Index is (0.2222)
feeding the ducks (0.2222)
pictures for sad children (0.2222)
becoming vegetarian or vegan (0.2222)
being Anonymous (0.2222)
sending the President into exile (0.2222)
tiger's belly (0.2222)
Loosing you religion or faith (0.2222)
looking at pictures of adorable puppies (0.2222)
wondering what the significance of the qwantz dot com domain name is (0.2222)
playing dress up (0.2222)
being too awesome (0.2222)
crying during the first ten minutes of the new Star Trek movie (0.2241)
stealing the enterprise (0.2241)
xylophones (0.2250)
dancing all crazy (0.2250)
EXISTING (0.2254)
escaping out the back (0.2258)
spreading your legs (0.2258)
takin it to the streets (0.2273)
cooking bacon (0.2273)
ATM machines (0.2273)
cut and pasting a webcomic (0.2273)
tapirs (0.2273)
making love above the pub (0.2273)
staying on the phone all night (0.2273)
quitting even though the job was OK, but just OK (0.2273)
writing slashfiction about webcomic authors (0.2286)
a lifetime dedicated to public displays of air guitar (0.2286)
what happened in vegas (0.2286)
not settling down when all your friends did (0.2286)
wondering if there's a way to extract all of these autofill regrets into a text file for saving and possibly choosing the better ones (0.2286)
optical illusions (0.2292)
the internet (0.2293)
extra cheese (0.2308)
reproducing via meiosis (0.2308)
birth control (0.2308)
that you like pie quite a bit (0.2308)
the general awesomeness of blacklights (0.2308)
stories about elves and unicorns (0.2308)
reading every single Dinosaur Comic from beginning to end in a single sitting (0.2308)
having an adolescent crush on Christopher Walken (0.2308)
puttin' on the ritz (0.2308)
playing god (0.2308)
being a pantyaire, like a millionaire but with panties instead of money (0.2308)
filling your thesis with references to monkeys (0.2308)
a French guy who looks like Janice Dickinson wearing a strap on under a fancy ball gown, just to piss off his rich bitch girlfriend and her annoying family (0.2308)
running away from indie cred, even though you listen to some of the music (0.2308)
horseshoe crabs (0.2308)
not having a penis (0.2308)
eating cheese just for the sake of eating cheese (0.2308)
leaving a legacy (0.2308)
preferring women with body hair over women who shave (0.2308)
being your mother's child (0.2308)
actually finding pigeons more cute than vermin like (0.2308)
not knowing who Richard Dawkins is (0.2308)
that dreaming is free (0.2308)
having an affair with the flirty executive assistant (0.2308)
vaguely effeminate dancing frogs (0.2308)
having a cute little white butt (0.2308)
eating lunch yesterday (0.2308)
going to Spain (0.2308)
buying a chocolate bar without checking the label first, only to find it had peanuts in it (0.2320)
that your delicious cheeseburger was made from a cow whose cause of death was predicted by an infallible machine (0.2326)
spending a whole bunch of time reading random articles on wikipedia (0.2326)
chewing bubblegum (0.2326)
learning all the elements in the periodic table in order (0.2328)
getting a credit card (0.2329)
referring to water as hydrogen hydroxide, as a means to both achieve maximal accuracy from the perspective of how the atoms are actually connected, and freaking people out (0.2333)
getting out of bed this morning (0.2333)
your haircut (0.2333)
Grad school (0.2336)
sticking with your major (0.2340)
only that you have but one life to give for your country (0.2340)
log cabin (0.2340)
spending an entire day listening to the same song on repeat (0.2348)
eating babies (0.2353)
thinking that dinosaur might be good to eat, depending on the species, but wondering if the size of the animal would effect the texture of the meat or something like that (0.2353)
retiring early (0.2353)
growing a handlebar moustache (0.2353)
writing the letter "x" backwards and upsidedown (0.2353)
paying for something with fifteen dollars in quarters (0.2353)
tapping her mana (0.2353)
eating food that are high in potastium (0.2353)
anonymity (0.2353)
tricking a straight guy into dating another straight guy (0.2353)
going to church (0.2353)
comitting massive regret vote fraud (0.2353)
dancing with the devil in the pale moon light (0.2353)
deep frying boring healthy food (0.2353)
wearing hipster glasses (0.2360)
irony (0.2368)
leaving the farm (0.2368)
getting hooked on Harry Potter or Twilight (0.2375)
ice cream (0.2381)
studying linguistics (0.2381)
adding this to StumbleUpon (0.2381)
reading, that shit is crazy (0.2381)
buying a Wii (0.2381)
making fun of people who instigate fights in YouTube's comments section (0.2381)
shit son, I don't know (0.2381)
being the latest in nerd technology (0.2381)
doing it for the lulz (0.2386)
Skipping the Fiance's family Easter Dinner to play xbox and go to a concert (0.2389)
missing Efterklang at the Dublin Docklands (0.2400)
Paris (0.2400)
airing out your nughty bits (0.2400)
falling in love (0.2400)
losing your religion, like in that one song (0.2400)
inventing a maneuver (0.2400)
impersonating that person (0.2400)
broken broccoli (0.2400)
going to an Ivy League school (0.2400)
helvetica (0.2400)
orthodontics (0.2407)
penis (0.2407)
using flesh for digestive energy (0.2411)
still knowing the lyrics to nineties pop songs (0.2414)
not being on fire (0.2418)
my high GPA in high school (0.2418)
nothing (0.2421)
smoking pot (0.2421)
going through a Bob Marley phase in college, like EVERYONE else (0.2424)
love (0.2424)
tweed jackets with leather elbow patches (0.2429)
asking her out (0.2435)
the english alphabet (0.2436)
turning up at Ryan's door covered in mustard (0.2449)
giving up eating mammals (0.2460)
rereading all the harry potter books (0.2462)
dating someone much younger (0.2474)
trying something new (0.2476)
breaking up with my first love (0.2482)
speaking in spoonerisms (0.2500)
being born during the hot war (0.2500)
books (0.2500)
girls, ewwwwww (0.2500)
that you never had a chance to tell Farty McCrablice that YOU LOVE HIM (0.2500)
life being so tasty (0.2500)
considering eating two dollars and fifty cents worth of raspberries in one sitting (0.2500)
thinking someone was hot just because they were good at maths (0.2500)
making fun of fat swans (0.2500)
sexual congress (0.2500)
a clandestine meating (0.2500)
eating a minimalist (0.2500)
that aloe plants are awesome (0.2500)
not giving David Gwilliam kisses before he got married (0.2500)
line dancing while drunk (0.2500)
the simpsons (0.2500)
living and learning (0.2500)
hugging a koala (0.2500)
that English is your fourth language and you speak it better than your first but not your second (0.2500)
going the extra mile (0.2500)
underboob (0.2500)
getting a liberal arts education (0.2500)
deliberately misunderstanding offensive slang by taking it literally, ie assume when someone says 'faggot' that they refer to a bundle of sticks or twigs (0.2500)
the existence of the interrobang! (0.2500)
knowing she was gay and still dating her (0.2500)
yogurt's laxative properties (0.2500)
girls with full lips and wide hips (0.2500)
your sudden urge to make brownies (0.2500)
eating macademia nuts (0.2500)
lesbians (0.2500)
taking the boat (0.2500)
the Pythagorean theorem (0.2500)
correcting people on their improper use of the subjunctive (0.2500)
fluffy cats (0.2500)
answering the telephone in a foreign language (0.2500)
that Japanese people LOVE coelacanths (0.2500)
your very existence (0.2500)
wondering what kind of girl would be impressed with somebody smoking, it doesn't seem that difficult to do (0.2500)
all of the weird things you are a fan of (0.2500)
ever saying "no fat chicks" (0.2500)
knowing you created one of the bottom regrets (0.2500)
wondering what goes through their little kitty brains (0.2500)
being scared of Kefka (0.2500)
having sex with your boss' underage daughter (0.2500)
having low pop culture IQ (0.2500)
being necessarily clever (0.2500)
English (0.2500)
trolling the UK government petition site with stupid petitions you know would be rejected (0.2500)
tickling her THERE (0.2500)
being a huge nerd (0.2500)
being crazy and or retarded (0.2500)
using my mom's deodorant (0.2500)
deep fat frying a twinkie (0.2500)
Ryan getting the Regret Index back up (0.2500)
the first time you got drunk (0.2500)
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not having balls (0.2500)
licking out a feminist (0.2500)
ira glass vs philip glass in "glass warfare" (0.2500)
being The One (0.2500)
falling in love with the majesty of colors (0.2500)
never dealing drugs (0.2500)
getting divorced (0.2500)
having sexy intestines (0.2500)
socializing instead of playing video games (0.2527)
eating mexican food (0.2540)
unpacking my adjectives (0.2542)
dyeing your hair (0.2545)
not googling The Underfold (0.2554)
chromatic scales (0.2558)
being (0.2558)
wishing you could give yourself a blowie (0.2564)
not trying alcohol sooner (0.2564)
not listening to Billy Zane (0.2564)
tang (0.2564)
sexy times with a friend (0.2570)
not knowing what the big deal with Twitter is (0.2571)
being a socialist (0.2571)
puppy dawgs (0.2581)
quoting that xkcd comic (0.2581)
going back for seconds on dessert (0.2582)
painting your fingernails black (0.2593)
being a Shakespeare nerd (0.2593)
lying about how spicy it was (0.2593)
eating tofu (0.2595)
the final countdown (0.2600)
eating out a feminist (0.2609)
eating that piece of chocolate (0.2609)
eating all the royalty (0.2609)
bursting out into evil laughter in a crowded or public place (0.2609)
throwing your underwear onto the stage (0.2609)
going to graduate school (0.2614)
starting that fire (0.2619)
learning lisp (0.2619)
reading through the entire dinosaur comics archive and then talking like Ryan for the next month (0.2619)
having known love (0.2619)
taking comfort in the regret index in any way whatsoever (0.2632)
living on the edge (0.2632)
polygamy (0.2632)
cooking hamburgers on my engine block (0.2632)
your twisted desires (0.2632)
going commando (0.2632)
eating that cookie out of the trash (0.2632)
sexuality (0.2632)
everything (0.2632)
giving your best when you know it won't be enough (0.2632)
writing a novel (0.2632)
wanting gummi bears and or banana chips right now (0.2632)
being winsome (0.2632)
being vaguely european (0.2632)
wondering what kind of feelings different animals feel (0.2632)
being there for her when she needed you (0.2632)
that shorts are comfy and easy to wear (0.2647)
insisting on precision (0.2656)
responding with Sassy Molassy (0.2658)
spooning Jewel's boobs (0.2667)
mocha (0.2667)
Dresden Codak (0.2667)
slowly replacing every part of your body with machinery (0.2667)
eating food that fell on the ground (0.2667)
loving your mama (0.2667)
being a dog person (0.2667)
letting her sit in the front seat (0.2667)
not having tiny brown birds live behind your air conditioner (0.2667)
The Princess Bride (0.2667)
ordering from Amazon marketplace (0.2667)
cleaning out your bowels through the act of pooping (0.2667)
that all you know about Final Fantasy, you learned from a friend who really liked it when you were teenagers (0.2667)
popping the zits on your ass (0.2667)
buying one of each in EVERY COLOUR (0.2667)
Peeing in someone's drink (0.2667)
alligators in the sewer (0.2667)
taking the last brownie (0.2667)
crowdsurfing (0.2667)
reading through the entire dinosaur comics archive and then tasting like Ryan for the next month (0.2667)
pokemon (0.2673)
doing a favour that I knew would not be repayed (0.2674)
watching Borat (0.2681)
Wagner (0.2692)
eating a vegan (0.2692)
listining to something when you know it'll make you cry (0.2692)
not memorising every Star Trek episode (0.2692)
that now that the Regret Index is back, you can go back to ignoring your Facebook, Twitter, Livejournal, Tegaki, and Deviantart (0.2692)
white text on a dark background (0.2692)
living drug free (0.2692)
your First Time (0.2698)
private school (0.2703)
losing your virginity when you did (0.2703)
switching majors (0.2703)
a tiny woman (0.2703)
eating pistachio nuts (0.2708)
putting these dumb questions on here (0.2716)
eating bacon made from pigs that had swine flu (0.2727)
loving (0.2727)
changing your name (0.2727)
taking up the ukulele (0.2727)
tagging the Wikipedia article on irony as "contradicts itself" (0.2727)
going out to the woods today (0.2727)
theamazingregretindexing (0.2727)
eating something you found on the ground or floor (0.2727)
not sleeping with that tranvestite (0.2727)
drinking from the tap (0.2727)
boneless skinless chicken breasts (0.2727)
a giant cup of hot chocolate, complete with little marshmellows and cream (0.2727)
Werther's Originals (0.2727)
being childfree (0.2727)
halving a seventeen inch long penis (0.2727)
going to the fancy dress party as Batman, knowing full well that the theme had no conceivable connection to Batman (0.2727)
M C Escher (0.2727)
Taking an art degree (0.2727)
making references to poetry (0.2727)
making friends with a cat named Badger (0.2727)
joining community theater (0.2727)
loving Canada (0.2727)
saying the name of the Scottish play (0.2727)
pushing it well (0.2727)
OGC Man (0.2727)
not eating my shorts (0.2727)
going wee wee wee all the way home (0.2727)
waking up late in the afternoon (0.2727)
hide and seek (0.2727)
sighing (0.2727)
ripping off penis jokes (0.2727)
brutal legend (0.2727)
being the king of all cosmos (0.2727)
floating in a most peculiar way (0.2727)
opening a nice, refreshing Tab (0.2727)
banjo dueling (0.2727)
challenging someone to a duel via a glove to the face (0.2727)
selling your nintendo wii (0.2727)
dating (0.2727)
hasbro (0.2727)
wondering where all these regretters came from (0.2727)
sending emails using your friends emails when he or she leaves themselves logged in and are not looking (0.2745)
cooking yourself a lavish meal and not sharing it with anyone (0.2746)
eating that last cookie (0.2747)
having a winsome onesome (0.2750)
living with your mother (0.2750)
opening the windows (0.2759)
the venture brothers (0.2759)
for some reason having a bias against nicotine (0.2759)
coming on to the regret index (0.2759)
flames (0.2759)
that your livingroom is full of dancers (0.2759)
fasting (0.2759)
listening to a favorite song on repeat for hours (0.2759)
coming to this site (0.2763)
using this site to admit your regrets (0.2766)
having that threesome (0.2766)
super fat hippos (0.2766)
getting (0.2768)
asking them out (0.2770)
walruses (0.2778)
liking fat thighs you can not lie (0.2778)
wearing that outfit at the same time she did (0.2778)
asking them to wait for you (0.2778)
homographic homophonic autantonyms (0.2778)
being Ryan (0.2778)
wondering why rachel has returned to commenting without using her name (0.2778)
the moon (0.2778)
eating boxed triceratops (0.2778)
your wares (0.2778)
not telling your parents (0.2788)
memorizing Monty Python and the Holy Grail (0.2791)
not knowing any ABBA songs by Heart (0.2791)
liking songs that seem innocent on first listening, but end up being about serial killers or something like that (0.2800)
that someone keeps looking at my submitted regrets and combining them to form hilarious new ones (0.2800)
being well envoweled (0.2800)
coming out (0.2800)
not owning a single pair of tube socks (0.2800)
that you were only referring to the subjects of ABBA's music primarily seeming to come from a feminine point of view, but yeah, you don't mind referring to longhaired blonde Swedish dudes as "chicks" (0.2800)
going back in time to punch nazis in da face (0.2800)
not having an abortion (0.2800)
being well endowed (0.2800)
spending the entire night going through the archives of that webcomic (0.2804)
zombies ate my neighbors (0.2813)
masturbating (0.2813)
wanting to discover life with someone (0.2813)
telling him you had feelings for him even though you really didn't know whether he'd reciprocate (0.2813)
doing acid (0.2813)
boats (0.2813)
your gay experience (0.2817)
missing the Butthole Surfers concert (0.2821)
throwing your hands up in the air, waving them around like you just don't care (0.2821)
selling myself to science (0.2821)
the successful launch of Sputnik I (0.2826)
eating too much at Thanksgiving (0.2836)
watching House (0.2847)
throwing meat at vegans (0.2857)
following a dream even though it didn't work out (0.2857)
using drugs (0.2857)
tieing your best friend up (0.2857)
coconut bras (0.2857)
winter (0.2857)
having your memories backed up on a thumb drive (0.2857)
loving songs that have really depressing lyrics to go along with a happy beat (0.2857)
living in a country that doesn't have bagged milk (0.2857)
pooping on a dog (0.2857)
being honest (0.2857)
your fingertips tasting like garlic (0.2857)
wanting to ride your bicycle, wanting to ride it when you like (0.2857)
only listening to good music (0.2857)
globalisation (0.2857)
screaming I LOVE YOU from the top of your lungs (0.2857)
the death of a disco dancer (0.2857)
your double agency (0.2857)
vowels (0.2857)
taking the Amtrak (0.2857)
fucking his mom (0.2857)
never doing bad things (0.2857)
having a detachable penis (0.2857)
eating snakes (0.2857)
that your whole family is made of meat (0.2857)
being born after Freddy Mercury died (0.2857)
taking an expectorant (0.2857)
your time machine (0.2857)
the ventures (0.2857)
kissing him (0.2864)
deciding you are too cool to go to the prom (0.2867)
getting mushrooms on your pizza (0.2872)
telling the truth, even though it hurt him (0.2875)
secretly wanting internet fame (0.2877)
intentionally spreading Swine Flu (0.2879)
kissing that boy in Ithaca (0.2885)
rubbing my face in a tiger's belly (0.2889)
playing Spyro (0.2895)
going POOP (0.2895)
learning so many digits of pi (0.2895)
thinking that the dude in the header of this website is kinda cute (0.2895)
Philip Fry's eleventh year of living in the future (0.2917)
cathedrals (0.2917)
gazing (0.2917)
going on to hotornot just to give everyone a really low score to stop them getting big headed (0.2917)
not sleeping with him (0.2917)
loving chocolate so damn much (0.2917)
that Weezing is a member of both the Team Rocket Poison Type binary with Arbok, and the Cinnabar Mansion Pollution binary with Muk (0.2917)
The Ten Second Rule (0.2917)
flirting with somebody other than your significant other (0.2924)
tackling her (0.2927)
picking Charmander (0.2927)
sleeping with your best friend (0.2931)
taking the red pill (0.2933)
peeing in the shower (0.2941)
driving all day in order to pick up your brother, who is coming home for the summer (0.2941)
not giving change to what you thought was a homeless guy but was just some dude in need of a shower (0.2941)
taking it all off (0.2941)
only wanting to see Wolverine because of the hot, hairy Liev Schreiber (0.2941)
your internet name lasting this long (0.2941)
using only one pokemon (0.2941)
accidentally setting my balls on fire with a barbecue lighter (0.2941)
wondering how one gets a job as a taxidermist and bone cleaner (0.2941)
uisng pirate insults in a real fight (0.2941)
coming from the land of the ice and snow, from the midnight sun where the hot springs flow (0.2941)
rioting with the frenzied mob (0.2941)
every sexual experience you've ever had (0.2941)
the flowers that bloom in the spring (0.2941)
not voting for the President (0.2941)
being a child once (0.2941)
using ghee as an intimate lubricant (0.2941)
adding a new regret (0.2941)
going to a tiny college (0.2941)
giving that bum some money (0.2947)
waking up this morning (0.2954)
hanging out with strangers on public transit (0.2960)
chewing on things (0.2963)
eating some vittles (0.2963)
geometry (0.2963)
forgetting sarah marshall (0.2963)
wondering if anyone has the old regret list (0.2963)
pressing that big button (0.2963)
cutting off your long hair (0.2963)
not getting circumcised (0.2979)
laughing because you suddenly remembered something hilarious, then realizing strangers are looking at you (0.2984)
stealing Tucksworth's hamburger (0.3000)
stuffing that lawyer in the fridge (0.3000)
Batman (0.3000)
sex with your best friend (0.3000)
the bird being a word (0.3000)
cleaning up after yourself (0.3000)
Friends (0.3000)
that there is no such thing as an original sin (0.3000)
not thinking xkcd should get as much grief as it does (0.3000)
looking through all the old regrets you made, using the cache (0.3000)
getting milk faced and humming like rabbits (0.3000)
that everybody's footloose (0.3000)
decimating this pie (0.3000)
believing in god (0.3000)

most voted regrets

meeting Brian Peppers (12561/0.9789)
Kento (2760/0.9993)
turtles (2607/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2431/0.0004)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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most discussed regrets

tricking a straight guy into dating another straight guy (98)
I would want to bang Jewel if I were not in a relationship (37)
still only seeing black, white, and blue (30)
the actress (29)
wondering whether the kids who are, say, three or four years old now will eventually develop their own interests or if they will be cursed to be nothing but proxies for their dumbass manchild fathers' lost youth and be doomed to like Star Wars for eternit (26)
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