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telling that girl in second grade who insisted that you were "the boss of her" to show you her vagina (0.0000)
sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
stealing that girl's bra from the communal laundry room (0.0000)
teabagging Raymond Burr (0.0000)
masturbating with your cut off hand (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
twats (0.0000)
brunettes (0.0000)
sprinking chocolate chips on your beloved's breasts as you knead them (0.0000)
having Gordon Ramsay voice an orangutan who does nothing but masturbate and defecate (0.0000)
holding your boobs when you run down the stairs (0.0000)
killing the California girls (0.0000)
humping Jewel's bust (0.0000)
stabbing Isabella Rossellini and ejaculating in the wound (0.0000)
Owen and Mzee (0.0000)
shaving Jewel's bush, meow (0.0000)
using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
bellowing DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND (0.0000)
cornholing Willie Mays (0.0000)
having sex with a girl who looked a lot like Christina Ricci (0.0000)
having impure thoughts about a teenage Kimmie Gibbler (0.0000)
not eating out Kento (0.0000)
fisting Go Ikeda (0.0000)
slamming your dick in the car door (0.0000)
licking Danish remoulade off of Chris Lydon's erect penis (0.0000)
The Curious Cans of Benjamin Buttocks (0.0000)
pussy (0.0000)
telling the Philippines authorities that Kento is a drug mule (0.0000)
smashing a birdhouse with your flaccid dick (0.0000)
not being Kento (0.0000)
arresting a king in his own palace (0.0000)
turtles (0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (0.0004)
breasts (0.0135)
regret index greatest tits, Kento (0.0153)
buying multiple copies of the book "To Be or Not to Be" by the incredibly handsome New York Times bestselling author Ryan North (0.0161)
slamming your dick in Jewel's boobs (0.0185)
saying no when you should have said yes (0.0217)
having a lesbian crush on Alex Dainis (0.0233)
dongs (0.0297)
staring at Bicoid Babe's ass seriously (0.0310)
Twin Long Rods #Two (0.0345)
asian racks (0.0357)
fisting Kevin Bacon at home (0.0370)
hating reality TV shows (0.0385)
sexy makeouts (0.0400)
going to the Sweatiest Ass in the World world premiere with Kento (0.0408)
being awesome (0.0410)
going slightly out of your way to step on that crunchy looking leaf (0.0433)
consistent pubic lice (0.0455)
dinosaurs (0.0466)
Receiving from Jaylala (0.0476)
breastfeeding (0.0526)
being the real deal (0.0526)
all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy (0.0541)
learning to play the xylophone (0.0543)
how weird The Regret Index becomes at night (0.0556)
playing Dungeons & Dragons with Tim Duncan (0.0556)
Allison Iraheta being voted off American Idol (0.0556)
being a nerd (0.0580)
drinking delicious lemonade and popping wheelies (0.0588)
all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy (0.0606)
demanding proof (0.0625)
building a castle out of the junk in a junkyard (0.0625)
managing to resist the perverse curiosity to see TwoGirlsOneCup, so far (0.0625)
making a fort in your living room out of couch cushions (0.0625)
boobs (0.0625)
this video (0.0667)
really not regretting the number one four two eight at all (0.0714)
having to wear glasses (0.0714)
sleeping with that slim ugly huge breasted double D cup bucktoothed seventeen year old national merit scolar bikini model cellist goth, and by the way, screw you MB (0.0714)
wondering what penguin would tase like (0.0714)
your love of eighties action movies (0.0727)
discovering webcomics (0.0769)
defending the bullied kid (0.0769)
futurama (0.0769)
that Jewel has huge boobs, seriously (0.0769)
playing it loud (0.0769)
playing Dungeons & Dragons with Tim Duncan (0.0769)
not wearing panties (0.0769)
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choosing Squirtle (0.0769)
getting FOUR fish hooks stuck in your scrotum (0.0769)
all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy (0.0811)
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soliciting a fourteen year old boy to pose for sexually explicit photographs (0.0833)
"Allison Iraheta being voted off American Idol" being voted off the bottom regrets list (0.0833)
dinosaur comics (0.0833)
that wikipedia describes attending concerts as a "ritual" (0.0833)
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disabling your crazy friend (0.0833)
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having beautiful breasts (0.0833)
not supporting the President (0.0833)
that walruses, goats, and swans represent the Leviathan, Behemoth, and Ziz, respectively, of the regret index (0.0833)
cuddling (0.0833)
saying, "boners ahoy!" (0.0853)
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sharing warm spiced cider with a loved one (0.0891)
Digimon (0.0909)
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baking bread (0.0909)
questioning your sexuality (0.0909)
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nomming a hamburger (0.0909)
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making waffles (0.0918)
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treehouses (0.0952)
all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy (0.0952)
fun times involving sushi (0.0959)
learning another language (0.0962)
playing videogames while drunk (0.0962)
publicly mocking Swine Flu (0.0970)
dromiceiomimus (0.0976)
drinking delicious lemonade (0.0982)
butts (0.0991)
growing up in a nonchurchgoing family (0.1000)
sitting on the floor in second grade (0.1000)
less than three (0.1000)
spooning Kento's boobs (0.1000)
not having seen Muriel's Wedding (0.1000)
buying a Dinosaur Comics tshirt (0.1017)
sleeping naked (0.1026)
defending cream soda (0.1062)
saying 'boners ahoy' (0.1064)
putting punctuation in your comment (0.1067)
the last time you drank (0.1071)
the very last thing you said (0.1071)
opening new cider (0.1077)
that stuff getting eaten is inherently funny (0.1111)
going to lunch (0.1111)
following that white rabbit (0.1111)
spending all weekend naked (0.1111)
the death of Margaret Hilda Thatcher (0.1111)
hugging a tree like a koala (0.1111)
kissing (0.1116)
becoming an atheist (0.1124)
getting into firefly (0.1126)
World War Two's ending in Allied victory (0.1129)
party party partying hard (0.1136)
starting over (0.1143)
being meat (0.1143)
eating raised bread (0.1154)
smoking weed (0.1154)
closing the door (0.1154)
boners (0.1156)
friendship (0.1167)
the little wiggly things at the end of feet (0.1176)
that rachel is back (0.1176)
spending an evening eating spicy cheetos, reading language log, and masturbating to nude photos of your ex from five years ago (0.1176)
downloading music illegally (0.1176)
making a little space for the cheese slices (0.1176)
drinking your first drink (0.1183)
getting your hot cocoa on (0.1200)
skipping work to sit in the sun (0.1200)
accepting candy from strangers (0.1204)
the color of blood outside the body when one has iron based blood (0.1212)
thinking of rain (0.1212)
ryan north (0.1226)
drinking a cold beer in the shower (0.1228)
Voting for Barak Obama (0.1228)
breathing (0.1239)
not meeting Emily Gray (0.1250)
hating family guy almost as soon as it was uncanceled (0.1250)
reading the book that changed everything (0.1250)
popping wheelies with the boys (0.1275)
winning (0.1287)
watching Mystery Science Theatre all night (0.1304)
vandalizing Wikipedia's chicken page that one time (0.1304)
that groove is in the heart (0.1304)
having sex at seventeen (0.1304)
Getting into Miles Davis (0.1304)
talking to strangers (0.1311)
not getting the chance to meet the Mets (0.1311)
free speech (0.1316)
voting (0.1324)
attempting to lucid dream (0.1333)
not installing Safari Three on all your computers yet (0.1333)
Zooey Deschanel looks like a sandblasted Lucy Lawless (0.1333)
eating goat cheese (0.1333)
flushing that gallon of rotten shrimp down the toilet (0.1333)
obama (0.1348)
loving Batman (0.1351)
qwantz (0.1356)
kissing her (0.1364)
making out with that girl dressed as a French maid at that costume party (0.1364)
holding hands (0.1364)
making mud soup as a kid (0.1364)
being one of the very few people in your circle of friends to never really have the urge to smoke cigarettes (0.1389)
singing along (0.1395)
lasers (0.1395)
not wringing your parent's neck (0.1400)
not having kids (0.1408)
skipping the Harry Potter midnight release (0.1413)
taking AP classes (0.1417)
not boning a donkey (0.1429)
being a rocker (0.1429)
paying for a whole seat but only using the edge (0.1429)
going hog wild (0.1429)
having impure thoughts about a teenage Winona Rider (0.1429)
sexy spaceships (0.1429)
eating roast beef off of your own boobs (0.1429)
not going to freecreditreport dot com (0.1429)
in jokes (0.1429)
What is this I don't even (0.1429)
liking michael showalter a lot (0.1429)
ap classes (0.1429)
kicking everyone's butt (0.1429)
losing your virginity (0.1429)
polydactyl cats (0.1429)
I don't know, always kind of liking narwhals yourself (0.1429)
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making out with that girl who turned out to still be in high school (0.1429)
having erotic fantasies about Bob Dylan (0.1429)
dropping your first truth and beauty bomb (0.1429)
putting your jeans and socks in one load (0.1429)
growing long hair (0.1453)
living abroad (0.1477)
all those books you read (0.1481)
not being pretentious enough (0.1481)
breaking bones while snowboarding (0.1481)
blowing raspberries (0.1500)
being a meatatarian (0.1500)
passing yourself off as royalty (0.1500)
spending an entire weekend in your pjs (0.1500)
eating vaguely european (0.1500)
accepting a lower paying but much less stressfull job (0.1505)
burning that motherfucker down (0.1515)
breaking the law (0.1522)
going to the gym (0.1524)
keeping on trucking (0.1538)
deep throating Stephen Fry (0.1538)
physically assaulting that guy who can't even bother to tune in the easy listening station properly in his cubicle (0.1538)
that "bottom regrets" and "most voted regrets" are white while "add a new regret" "search regrets" "recent regrets" "top regrets" and "recent comments" are all in blue (0.1538)
The Middleman being cancelled (0.1538)
sneaking around in a cardboard box, Metal Gear style (0.1538)
that you always liked Mike more than Joel (0.1538)
wearing two socks (0.1538)
pie (0.1538)
Being born (0.1543)
trying that exotic food (0.1544)
not kissing up to people, even if it's in your best interest to do so (0.1556)
memorising every Star Trek episode (0.1557)
keeping it real (0.1557)
getting drunk at a wedding (0.1579)
that "avril lavigne" in Canadia is a line of spring fresh canuck bidets (0.1579)
having seen Star Wars all the through probably over a hundred times (0.1579)
learning an instrument (0.1587)
gay (0.1587)
having a power level of over NINE THOUSAND (0.1591)
that you tend to give money to buskers or not depending on their talent (0.1600)
eating in a rad mood (0.1600)
reading the regret index (0.1613)
eating bread (0.1622)
wikipedia (0.1622)
the indescribable beauty of simplicity (0.1622)
eating meat (0.1628)
playing Starfox Sixty Four (0.1647)
how many times you went back over the archive for Dinosaur comics (0.1648)
Pretending to be asleep to avoid talking (0.1649)
visiting this website (0.1656)
sweetness (0.1667)
pudding (0.1667)
cheese (0.1667)
refusing to accept the modern sense of "tweet" into your vocabulary (0.1667)
eating her out (0.1667)
eating left handed (0.1667)
just wanting a sign (0.1667)
christmas (0.1667)
chrono trigger (0.1667)
clockwork (0.1667)
being the one kid in your nerd clique who instantly hated Return of the Jedi with a passion (0.1667)
being in a rad mood (0.1667)
watching 'The Dark Knight' (0.1667)
having roast beef (0.1667)
busting myths (0.1667)
always eating your skittles in prismatic order (0.1667)
randomly meeting people who fill your heart with glee (0.1667)
telling your parents you're an atheist (0.1695)
being able to say 'when I was your age, pluto was a planet' (0.1695)
playing in traffic (0.1696)
being British (0.1698)
not switching to Geico (0.1712)
having eaten dinner (0.1714)
having a onesome (0.1717)
hugging a tree (0.1719)
ghosts (0.1724)
dancing naked ALL DAY LONG (0.1739)
listening to Wagner (0.1739)
neing a super freak super freak (0.1739)
wondering whether Kento, Document, Sarah, and Pseudonym have found the new regret index yet (0.1739)
not waxing your eyebrows in high school (0.1748)
that where we're going we don't need roads (0.1748)
preparing for the zombie apocalypse (0.1750)
a log cabin (0.1757)
staying up all night to watch the sun rise (0.1757)
getting a lick job from a trannie hooker in the dumpster behind Steak n Shake (0.1765)
putting on your robe and wizard hat (0.1765)
eating a huge nerd (0.1765)
not being one of those women who instantly fawn over babies (0.1765)
dessert (0.1765)
thinking of lettuce as just a delivery system for salad dressing (0.1765)
Garfield Minus Garfield (0.1765)
planning for the zombie attack (0.1765)
loving lamp (0.1771)
having a crush on the Utahraptor (0.1773)
peanut butter (0.1778)
sexing her hardcore (0.1786)
that Venn diagramming is your favorite type of diagramming (0.1786)
painting the bedroom a color other than white or offwhite (0.1789)
insisting on protection (0.1795)
bacon (0.1795)
that the Index is back, and the old users are back, and it is amazing nostalgic times for all (0.1795)
not smoking (0.1795)
still knowing the lyrics to eighties pop songs (0.1795)
watching the sunrise (0.1818)
using the word "substitute" as a substitute for "replacement" (0.1818)
spending the Fourth in someone else's country (0.1818)
not eating goats for a living (0.1818)
road trips (0.1818)
pronouncing "Intelligentsia" with a hard G (0.1818)
not really liking MMORPGs (0.1818)
eating a huge marshmallow (0.1818)
dancing naked (0.1818)
ever reading books (0.1818)
that you wonder if rachel would be in your klan or hoard or guild or whatever when the pokemon mmorpg comes out (0.1818)
hot bondage (0.1818)
that, in a way, David Carradine's death from autoerotic asphyxiation could properly be termed "a fatal stroke" (0.1818)
streaking (0.1818)
trying to convince someone you are their Tyler Durden (0.1818)
bringing up your distaste for Disney music (0.1818)
losing yourself and dreaming of world that lie between her fingers (0.1818)
recognizing the beauty of mathematics and logic (0.1818)
simple english wikipedia (0.1818)
lullabies (0.1818)
camping (0.1818)
lovin' dem pizza rolls (0.1818)
wondering whether a centaur foal would suckle from the human breasts or the horse teats underneath (0.1818)
brownies (0.1818)
buying food for homeless people (0.1825)
not living in Corvallis, Oregon (0.1835)
yelling "in bed" at the end of fortune cookie fortunes (0.1837)
washing your pet (0.1837)
fry (0.1842)
drawing penises on the worksheet (0.1842)
hot snogging (0.1842)
being an alligator (0.1852)
standing the test of time (0.1852)
having a huge internet crush on Kate Beaton (0.1852)
listening to Beethoven (0.1852)
having a huge weiner (0.1852)
going to college (0.1852)
not knowing every ABBA song by heart, yet (0.1860)
donating to public radio (0.1860)
wearing white after Labor Day (0.1875)
using the word "retarded" as a replacement for "stupid" (0.1875)
living in the city (0.1875)
chocolate spread (0.1875)
wanting to be under the sea, in an octopus's garden, in the shade (0.1875)
being real and fantastic (0.1875)
watching Captain Planet (0.1875)
foreplay (0.1875)
eating a butterfinger (0.1875)
iTunes somehow playing the same song around the same time every day despite being on shuffle (0.1875)
not knowing more about Anonymous (0.1875)
feeling that Pepe is the cutes BYOB corner pet (0.1875)
not joining the military (0.1875)
the metric system (0.1878)
giving that dorky, but really sweet guy a chance (0.1885)
dowloading that song (0.1887)
dinosaur wrestling (0.1892)
choosing adventure over security (0.1892)
having a name that is fifty percent vowels (0.1905)
taking boat (0.1905)
choosing cake instead of death (0.1905)
hooking up words and phrases and clauses (0.1905)
being the cat's meow (0.1905)
not actually being bitter or a nihilist (0.1905)
shooting Scott Temple (0.1905)
eating a noun (0.1905)
waiting most of the morning for the time to roll around when you can go to lunch at the most awesome hot dog place ever (0.1905)
that the sea is deep and full of mystery (0.1905)
not watching the movie Pontypool (0.1923)
being afraid of Americans (0.1923)
telling your mother you don't want to have children (0.1923)
this picture (0.1923)
bondage (0.1923)
milk (0.1935)
earning a PhD instead of an MD (0.1935)
pretending you're a woman to get into nursing school (0.1935)
learning new and interesting things about skin and blood (0.1935)
holding cats (0.1935)
drawing a webcomic (0.1947)
not seeing Nicolas Cage after seeing Face Off (0.1951)
saving up some money (0.1951)
reading pictures for sad children (0.1951)
signing up for Twitter (0.1983)
someday wanting to own land, with fruit growing on that land (0.2000)
going on a bicycle tour (0.2000)
jerking off into your roommate's shampoo bottle, not just once but every day for like two weeks (0.2000)
how awesome broiling is (0.2000)
getting over your ex so quickly (0.2000)
masturbating at a Jessica Alba movie (0.2000)
a glorious fart (0.2000)
delicious ice cream (0.2000)
buying the newer model (0.2000)
hooking up with ryan (0.2000)
losing your religion (0.2000)
flipping off everyone you hated from high school (0.2000)
dandelion wine (0.2000)
that crazy night in Pheonix (0.2000)
making pies (0.2000)
finally taking a chance and talking to him or her (0.2000)
being the hottest item on the regret index (0.2000)
not having played Kingdom Hearts yet (0.2000)
British English (0.2000)
that larder is a pretty neat, word, a holdover whose anachronistic meaning specifically meant a COLD storage room, but post refrigeration came to mean simply a pantry, but it could also mean a supply of food, the thing itself (0.2000)
revealing your nerdiness (0.2000)
busting through the heavens with your drill (0.2000)
jumping in that lake (0.2022)
buying a Mac (0.2027)
not going to dartmouth (0.2034)
making love to your hand (0.2035)
extra sprinkles (0.2037)
Fictional Jimbo Wales (0.2041)
being bigger on the inside (0.2045)
listening to the whole CD (0.2051)
giving a gift as a surprise (0.2055)
liking folk rock (0.2059)
finding the key to the secret garden (0.2059)
mARRIAGE (0.2059)
running with scissors (0.2065)
swallowing (0.2069)
the Lord of the Rings (0.2079)
singing Bohemian Rhapsody at the top of your lungs (0.2083)
spending two hours on the phone with your grandmother (0.2083)
the resurrection of the regret index (0.2083)
being mean to the neighbor's rude kid (0.2083)
ever reading that first comic strip on the Web (0.2083)
changing your cell phone number (0.2083)
thanksgiving (0.2086)
not going to prom (0.2088)
experimenting with new and interesting sandwich fillings (0.2094)
wearing a tshirt with a dinosaur on it to a dinosaur museum (0.2105)
being Witty (0.2105)
eating cows (0.2105)
Dinosaur Comics' new layout (0.2105)
sleeping for thirteen hours (0.2105)
wanting to take a girl under your arm (0.2105)
the Dromiceiomimus' improbable colouring (0.2105)
xkcd (0.2105)
magic (0.2105)
pancakes (0.2105)
turning it up to eleven (0.2105)
staying up all night to watch an eighteen year old paint her nails online (0.2115)
donating (0.2121)
playing chess (0.2121)
watching the Donald Duck cartoon "Die Fuhrer's Face" (0.2121)
buying a motorcycle (0.2121)
feeling closer to people in this world of regret (0.2121)
post it notes (0.2128)
switching parties (0.2128)
what you did last Friday night (0.2135)
facial hair (0.2143)
using words that are not really words (0.2143)
being really cool (0.2143)
Monty Python (0.2143)
not killing every faggot I've ever seen in my entire life (0.2143)
making your time (0.2143)
listening to music at a much higher or lower volume than what the artist intended (0.2143)
listening to music that no one else has heard of (0.2143)
chocolate (0.2143)
going to university (0.2143)
eating pizza (0.2143)
wondering, if the death machine was made of organic technology, could it predict its own death (0.2143)
lying on a futon (0.2143)
being the lazer viking (0.2143)
the invention of custard (0.2143)
wondering if we can get back up to forty thousand regrets in a year's time (0.2143)
air guitar (0.2143)
that consomme is broth with will (0.2143)
going to market (0.2143)
Jack Kerouac (0.2143)
disagreeing with things (0.2143)
using hugs, not drugs (0.2157)
going to the beach alone (0.2157)
being American (0.2160)
knowing why the caged bird sings (0.2162)
ephemera (0.2174)
eating a tasty salad (0.2174)
telling your brother he was adopted (0.2174)
punching that baby, despite it's rude behavior (0.2174)
giggling over a heart's warm cockles (0.2174)
not eating Pizza Hut pizza (0.2174)
this place smelling like brownies all of the sudden (0.2174)
taking care of knives (0.2174)
purposely deceiving someone who never listens to what you have to say (0.2182)
the death of Clippy (0.2200)
missing the NBA playoffs to watch the new episode of 'Bizarre Foods with Andrew Zimmern' (0.2203)
almost always using the British spellings for things, even though you are an American and your spell check always tells you it's wrong (0.2206)
shooting a man in Reno just to watch him die (0.2211)
playing dress up (0.2222)
being the bee's knees (0.2222)
looking at pictures of adorable puppies (0.2222)
feeding the ducks (0.2222)
raspberries, om nom nom (0.2222)
fighting the Nausican (0.2222)
sending the President into exile (0.2222)
being Anonymous (0.2222)
being too awesome (0.2222)
getting a tattoo (0.2222)
good times (0.2222)
explaining to someone what the Regret Index is (0.2222)
volunteering (0.2222)
becoming vegetarian or vegan (0.2222)
painting your fingernails lime green (0.2222)
pictures for sad children (0.2222)
Loosing you religion or faith (0.2222)
wondering what the significance of the qwantz dot com domain name is (0.2222)
tiger's belly (0.2222)
PIN numbers (0.2222)
major tom (0.2222)
stealing the enterprise (0.2241)
crying during the first ten minutes of the new Star Trek movie (0.2241)
xylophones (0.2250)
dancing all crazy (0.2250)
EXISTING (0.2254)
spreading your legs (0.2258)
escaping out the back (0.2258)
cut and pasting a webcomic (0.2273)
cooking bacon (0.2273)
takin it to the streets (0.2273)
ATM machines (0.2273)
tapirs (0.2273)
making love above the pub (0.2273)
staying on the phone all night (0.2273)
quitting even though the job was OK, but just OK (0.2273)
what happened in vegas (0.2286)
writing slashfiction about webcomic authors (0.2286)
a lifetime dedicated to public displays of air guitar (0.2286)
wondering if there's a way to extract all of these autofill regrets into a text file for saving and possibly choosing the better ones (0.2286)
not settling down when all your friends did (0.2286)
optical illusions (0.2292)
the internet (0.2293)
following Stephen Fry on Twitter (0.2297)
extra cheese (0.2308)
that you like pie quite a bit (0.2308)
being your mother's child (0.2308)
having a cute little white butt (0.2308)
reproducing via meiosis (0.2308)
playing god (0.2308)
vaguely effeminate dancing frogs (0.2308)
leaving a legacy (0.2308)
a French guy who looks like Janice Dickinson wearing a strap on under a fancy ball gown, just to piss off his rich bitch girlfriend and her annoying family (0.2308)
reading every single Dinosaur Comic from beginning to end in a single sitting (0.2308)
not knowing who Richard Dawkins is (0.2308)
having an adolescent crush on Christopher Walken (0.2308)
actually finding pigeons more cute than vermin like (0.2308)
filling your thesis with references to monkeys (0.2308)
correcting your friends everytime they misspell Dromiceiomimus (0.2308)
the general awesomeness of blacklights (0.2308)
that dreaming is free (0.2308)
preferring women with body hair over women who shave (0.2308)
horseshoe crabs (0.2308)
not having a penis (0.2308)
eating cheese just for the sake of eating cheese (0.2308)
running away from indie cred, even though you listen to some of the music (0.2308)
having an affair with the flirty executive assistant (0.2308)
birth control (0.2308)
deep fat frying a twinkie (0.2308)
stories about elves and unicorns (0.2308)
going to Spain (0.2308)
being a pantyaire, like a millionaire but with panties instead of money (0.2308)
puttin' on the ritz (0.2308)
buying a chocolate bar without checking the label first, only to find it had peanuts in it (0.2320)
spending a whole bunch of time reading random articles on wikipedia (0.2326)
that your delicious cheeseburger was made from a cow whose cause of death was predicted by an infallible machine (0.2326)
chewing bubblegum (0.2326)
learning all the elements in the periodic table in order (0.2328)
getting a credit card (0.2329)
your haircut (0.2333)
getting out of bed this morning (0.2333)
referring to water as hydrogen hydroxide, as a means to both achieve maximal accuracy from the perspective of how the atoms are actually connected, and freaking people out (0.2333)
Grad school (0.2336)
log cabin (0.2340)
sticking with your major (0.2340)
spending an entire day listening to the same song on repeat (0.2348)
eating food that are high in potastium (0.2353)
eating babies (0.2353)
thinking that dinosaur might be good to eat, depending on the species, but wondering if the size of the animal would effect the texture of the meat or something like that (0.2353)
paying for something with fifteen dollars in quarters (0.2353)
tapping her mana (0.2353)
retiring early (0.2353)
growing a handlebar moustache (0.2353)
deep frying boring healthy food (0.2353)
tricking a straight guy into dating another straight guy (0.2353)
going to church (0.2353)
anonymity (0.2353)
writing the letter "x" backwards and upsidedown (0.2353)
comitting massive regret vote fraud (0.2353)
dancing with the devil in the pale moon light (0.2353)
wearing hipster glasses (0.2360)
leaving the farm (0.2368)
irony (0.2368)
only that you have but one life to give for your country (0.2373)
getting hooked on Harry Potter or Twilight (0.2375)
ice cream (0.2381)
studying linguistics (0.2381)
adding this to StumbleUpon (0.2381)
reading, that shit is crazy (0.2381)
making fun of people who instigate fights in YouTube's comments section (0.2381)
shit son, I don't know (0.2381)
buying a Wii (0.2381)
being the latest in nerd technology (0.2381)
doing it for the lulz (0.2386)
Skipping the Fiance's family Easter Dinner to play xbox and go to a concert (0.2389)
missing Efterklang at the Dublin Docklands (0.2400)
airing out your nughty bits (0.2400)
falling in love (0.2400)
Paris (0.2400)
going to an Ivy League school (0.2400)
inventing a maneuver (0.2400)
losing your religion, like in that one song (0.2400)
impersonating that person (0.2400)
broken broccoli (0.2400)
helvetica (0.2400)
orthodontics (0.2407)
penis (0.2407)
using flesh for digestive energy (0.2411)
still knowing the lyrics to nineties pop songs (0.2414)
not being on fire (0.2418)
my high GPA in high school (0.2418)
nothing (0.2421)
smoking pot (0.2421)
going through a Bob Marley phase in college, like EVERYONE else (0.2424)
love (0.2424)
tweed jackets with leather elbow patches (0.2429)
asking her out (0.2435)
the english alphabet (0.2436)
turning up at Ryan's door covered in mustard (0.2449)
giving up eating mammals (0.2460)
rereading all the harry potter books (0.2462)
dating someone much younger (0.2474)
breaking up with my first love (0.2482)
speaking in spoonerisms (0.2500)
being born during the hot war (0.2500)
taking the boat (0.2500)
thinking someone was hot just because they were good at maths (0.2500)
never dealing drugs (0.2500)
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falling in love with the majesty of colors (0.2500)
that you never had a chance to tell Farty McCrablice that YOU LOVE HIM (0.2500)
being The One (0.2500)
not giving David Gwilliam kisses before he got married (0.2500)
line dancing while drunk (0.2500)
lesbians (0.2500)
that aloe plants are awesome (0.2500)
going the extra mile (0.2500)
sexual congress (0.2500)
getting a liberal arts education (0.2500)
the first time you got drunk (0.2500)
the existence of the interrobang! (0.2500)
eating macademia nuts (0.2500)
underboob (0.2500)
life being so tasty (0.2500)
books (0.2500)
not having balls (0.2500)
girls, ewwwwww (0.2500)
that English is your fourth language and you speak it better than your first but not your second (0.2500)
having low pop culture IQ (0.2500)
hugging a koala (0.2500)
wondering what kind of girl would be impressed with somebody smoking, it doesn't seem that difficult to do (0.2500)
using my mom's deodorant (0.2500)
tickling her THERE (0.2500)
your very existence (0.2500)
making fun of fat swans (0.2500)
considering eating two dollars and fifty cents worth of raspberries in one sitting (0.2500)
living and learning (0.2500)
ever saying "no fat chicks" (0.2500)
a clandestine meating (0.2500)
being scared of Kefka (0.2500)
having sex with your boss' underage daughter (0.2500)
yogurt's laxative properties (0.2500)
answering the telephone in a foreign language (0.2500)
all of the weird things you are a fan of (0.2500)
being necessarily clever (0.2500)
ira glass vs philip glass in "glass warfare" (0.2500)
trolling the UK government petition site with stupid petitions you know would be rejected (0.2500)
licking out a feminist (0.2500)
being a huge nerd (0.2500)
deliberately misunderstanding offensive slang by taking it literally, ie assume when someone says 'faggot' that they refer to a bundle of sticks or twigs (0.2500)
wondering what goes through their little kitty brains (0.2500)
Ryan getting the Regret Index back up (0.2500)
knowing she was gay and still dating her (0.2500)
correcting people on their improper use of the subjunctive (0.2500)
eating a minimalist (0.2500)
the Pythagorean theorem (0.2500)
girls with full lips and wide hips (0.2500)
having sexy intestines (0.2500)
meeting a possum (0.2500)
your sudden urge to make brownies (0.2500)
that Japanese people LOVE coelacanths (0.2500)
being crazy and or retarded (0.2500)
fluffy cats (0.2500)
getting divorced (0.2500)
English (0.2500)
the simpsons (0.2500)
socializing instead of playing video games (0.2527)
eating mexican food (0.2540)
dyeing your hair (0.2545)
trying something new (0.2547)
not googling The Underfold (0.2554)
being (0.2558)
chromatic scales (0.2558)
not trying alcohol sooner (0.2564)
not listening to Billy Zane (0.2564)
wishing you could give yourself a blowie (0.2564)
tang (0.2564)
sexy times with a friend (0.2570)
being a socialist (0.2571)
not knowing what the big deal with Twitter is (0.2571)
quoting that xkcd comic (0.2581)
going back for seconds on dessert (0.2582)
painting your fingernails black (0.2593)
being a Shakespeare nerd (0.2593)
eating lunch yesterday (0.2593)
eating tofu (0.2595)
the final countdown (0.2600)
eating that piece of chocolate (0.2609)
eating all the royalty (0.2609)
eating out a feminist (0.2609)
bursting out into evil laughter in a crowded or public place (0.2609)
throwing your underwear onto the stage (0.2609)
going to graduate school (0.2614)
reading through the entire dinosaur comics archive and then talking like Ryan for the next month (0.2619)
learning lisp (0.2619)
starting that fire (0.2619)
having known love (0.2619)
wondering what kind of feelings different animals feel (0.2632)
living on the edge (0.2632)
eating that cookie out of the trash (0.2632)
cooking hamburgers on my engine block (0.2632)
giving your best when you know it won't be enough (0.2632)
sexuality (0.2632)
wanting gummi bears and or banana chips right now (0.2632)
everything (0.2632)
polygamy (0.2632)
writing a novel (0.2632)
being vaguely european (0.2632)
taking comfort in the regret index in any way whatsoever (0.2632)
being winsome (0.2632)
going commando (0.2632)
your twisted desires (0.2632)
being there for her when she needed you (0.2632)
that shorts are comfy and easy to wear (0.2647)
insisting on precision (0.2656)
responding with Sassy Molassy (0.2658)
eating food that fell on the ground (0.2667)
Dresden Codak (0.2667)
Peeing in someone's drink (0.2667)
popping the zits on your ass (0.2667)
The Princess Bride (0.2667)
spooning Jewel's boobs (0.2667)
reading through the entire dinosaur comics archive and then tasting like Ryan for the next month (0.2667)
unpacking my adjectives (0.2667)
letting her sit in the front seat (0.2667)
ordering from Amazon marketplace (0.2667)
not having tiny brown birds live behind your air conditioner (0.2667)
buying one of each in EVERY COLOUR (0.2667)
slowly replacing every part of your body with machinery (0.2667)
mocha (0.2667)
loving your mama (0.2667)
cleaning out your bowels through the act of pooping (0.2667)
alligators in the sewer (0.2667)
taking the last brownie (0.2667)
crowdsurfing (0.2667)
that all you know about Final Fantasy, you learned from a friend who really liked it when you were teenagers (0.2667)
being a dog person (0.2667)
pokemon (0.2673)
doing a favour that I knew would not be repayed (0.2674)
watching Borat (0.2681)
Wagner (0.2692)
not memorising every Star Trek episode (0.2692)
white text on a dark background (0.2692)
living drug free (0.2692)
that now that the Regret Index is back, you can go back to ignoring your Facebook, Twitter, Livejournal, Tegaki, and Deviantart (0.2692)
listining to something when you know it'll make you cry (0.2692)
eating a vegan (0.2692)
your First Time (0.2698)
losing your virginity when you did (0.2703)
switching majors (0.2703)
private school (0.2703)
a tiny woman (0.2703)
eating pistachio nuts (0.2708)
putting these dumb questions on here (0.2716)
being childfree (0.2727)
gyrating your leatherwrapped genitals in the faces of those Japanese schoolchildren (0.2727)
loving Canada (0.2727)
changing your name (0.2727)
taking up the ukulele (0.2727)
making friends with a cat named Badger (0.2727)
M C Escher (0.2727)
pushing it well (0.2727)
making references to poetry (0.2727)
drinking from the tap (0.2727)
dating (0.2727)
opening a nice, refreshing Tab (0.2727)
hide and seek (0.2727)
challenging someone to a duel via a glove to the face (0.2727)
going out to the woods today (0.2727)
joining community theater (0.2727)
eating bacon made from pigs that had swine flu (0.2727)
selling your nintendo wii (0.2727)
being the king of all cosmos (0.2727)
sighing (0.2727)
halving a seventeen inch long penis (0.2727)
Werther's Originals (0.2727)
boneless skinless chicken breasts (0.2727)
a giant cup of hot chocolate, complete with little marshmellows and cream (0.2727)
waking up late in the afternoon (0.2727)
saying the name of the Scottish play (0.2727)
not sleeping with that tranvestite (0.2727)
OGC Man (0.2727)
ripping off penis jokes (0.2727)
Taking an art degree (0.2727)
floating in a most peculiar way (0.2727)
not eating my shorts (0.2727)
theamazingregretindexing (0.2727)
going to the fancy dress party as Batman, knowing full well that the theme had no conceivable connection to Batman (0.2727)
hasbro (0.2727)
going wee wee wee all the way home (0.2727)
banjo dueling (0.2727)
brutal legend (0.2727)
loving (0.2727)
eating something you found on the ground or floor (0.2727)
tagging the Wikipedia article on irony as "contradicts itself" (0.2727)
wondering where all these regretters came from (0.2727)
sending emails using your friends emails when he or she leaves themselves logged in and are not looking (0.2745)
cooking yourself a lavish meal and not sharing it with anyone (0.2746)
eating that last cookie (0.2747)
having a winsome onesome (0.2750)
living with your mother (0.2750)
for some reason having a bias against nicotine (0.2759)
coming on to the regret index (0.2759)
listening to a favorite song on repeat for hours (0.2759)
opening the windows (0.2759)
flames (0.2759)
fasting (0.2759)
that your livingroom is full of dancers (0.2759)
the venture brothers (0.2759)
coming to this site (0.2763)
super fat hippos (0.2766)
having that threesome (0.2766)
using this site to admit your regrets (0.2766)
getting (0.2768)
asking them out (0.2770)
wearing that outfit at the same time she did (0.2778)
the moon (0.2778)
walruses (0.2778)
homographic homophonic autantonyms (0.2778)
wondering why rachel has returned to commenting without using her name (0.2778)
asking them to wait for you (0.2778)
being Ryan (0.2778)
liking fat thighs you can not lie (0.2778)
eating boxed triceratops (0.2778)
your wares (0.2778)
not telling your parents (0.2788)
memorizing Monty Python and the Holy Grail (0.2791)
not knowing any ABBA songs by Heart (0.2791)
that someone keeps looking at my submitted regrets and combining them to form hilarious new ones (0.2800)
coming out (0.2800)
liking songs that seem innocent on first listening, but end up being about serial killers or something like that (0.2800)
being well envoweled (0.2800)
going back in time to punch nazis in da face (0.2800)
that you were only referring to the subjects of ABBA's music primarily seeming to come from a feminine point of view, but yeah, you don't mind referring to longhaired blonde Swedish dudes as "chicks" (0.2800)
not owning a single pair of tube socks (0.2800)
not having an abortion (0.2800)
being well endowed (0.2800)
spending the entire night going through the archives of that webcomic (0.2804)
masturbating (0.2813)
telling him you had feelings for him even though you really didn't know whether he'd reciprocate (0.2813)
zombies ate my neighbors (0.2813)
wanting to discover life with someone (0.2813)
puppy dawgs (0.2813)
doing acid (0.2813)
boats (0.2813)
your gay experience (0.2817)
missing the Butthole Surfers concert (0.2821)
throwing your hands up in the air, waving them around like you just don't care (0.2821)
selling myself to science (0.2821)
the successful launch of Sputnik I (0.2826)
eating too much at Thanksgiving (0.2836)
watching House (0.2847)
taking the Amtrak (0.2857)
wanting to ride your bicycle, wanting to ride it when you like (0.2857)
using drugs (0.2857)
never doing bad things (0.2857)
taking an expectorant (0.2857)
screaming I LOVE YOU from the top of your lungs (0.2857)
winter (0.2857)
that your whole family is made of meat (0.2857)
following a dream even though it didn't work out (0.2857)
being born after Freddy Mercury died (0.2857)
tieing your best friend up (0.2857)
pooping on a dog (0.2857)
being honest (0.2857)
loving songs that have really depressing lyrics to go along with a happy beat (0.2857)
the death of a disco dancer (0.2857)
your double agency (0.2857)
only listening to good music (0.2857)
lying about how spicy it was (0.2857)
throwing meat at vegans (0.2857)
vowels (0.2857)
your fingertips tasting like garlic (0.2857)
living in a country that doesn't have bagged milk (0.2857)
having a detachable penis (0.2857)
coconut bras (0.2857)
fucking his mom (0.2857)
globalisation (0.2857)
having your memories backed up on a thumb drive (0.2857)
the ventures (0.2857)
eating snakes (0.2857)
kissing him (0.2864)
deciding you are too cool to go to the prom (0.2867)
getting mushrooms on your pizza (0.2872)
telling the truth, even though it hurt him (0.2875)
secretly wanting internet fame (0.2877)
intentionally spreading Swine Flu (0.2879)
kissing that boy in Ithaca (0.2885)
rubbing my face in a tiger's belly (0.2889)
thinking that the dude in the header of this website is kinda cute (0.2895)
going POOP (0.2895)
learning so many digits of pi (0.2895)
playing Spyro (0.2895)
Philip Fry's eleventh year of living in the future (0.2917)
gazing (0.2917)
loving chocolate so damn much (0.2917)
not sleeping with him (0.2917)
that Weezing is a member of both the Team Rocket Poison Type binary with Arbok, and the Cinnabar Mansion Pollution binary with Muk (0.2917)
not getting circumcised (0.2917)
cathedrals (0.2917)
The Ten Second Rule (0.2917)
flirting with somebody other than your significant other (0.2924)
tackling her (0.2927)
picking Charmander (0.2927)
sleeping with your best friend (0.2931)
taking the red pill (0.2933)
being a child once (0.2941)
only wanting to see Wolverine because of the hot, hairy Liev Schreiber (0.2941)
not voting for the President (0.2941)
driving all day in order to pick up your brother, who is coming home for the summer (0.2941)
taking it all off (0.2941)
using only one pokemon (0.2941)
coming from the land of the ice and snow, from the midnight sun where the hot springs flow (0.2941)
your internet name lasting this long (0.2941)
peeing in the shower (0.2941)
the flowers that bloom in the spring (0.2941)
accidentally setting my balls on fire with a barbecue lighter (0.2941)
uisng pirate insults in a real fight (0.2941)
adding a new regret (0.2941)
rioting with the frenzied mob (0.2941)
every sexual experience you've ever had (0.2941)
using ghee as an intimate lubricant (0.2941)
wondering how one gets a job as a taxidermist and bone cleaner (0.2941)
not giving change to what you thought was a homeless guy but was just some dude in need of a shower (0.2941)
going to a tiny college (0.2941)
giving that bum some money (0.2947)
waking up this morning (0.2954)
hanging out with strangers on public transit (0.2960)
chewing on things (0.2963)
eating some vittles (0.2963)
cutting off your long hair (0.2963)
geometry (0.2963)
forgetting sarah marshall (0.2963)
wondering if anyone has the old regret list (0.2963)
pressing that big button (0.2963)
laughing because you suddenly remembered something hilarious, then realizing strangers are looking at you (0.2984)
stealing Tucksworth's hamburger (0.3000)
attending your graduation ceremony (0.3000)
believing in god (0.3000)
Friends (0.3000)
sex with your best friend (0.3000)
decimating this pie (0.3000)
looking through all the old regrets you made, using the cache (0.3000)
not thinking xkcd should get as much grief as it does (0.3000)
the bird being a word (0.3000)
getting milk faced and humming like rabbits (0.3000)
that there is no such thing as an original sin (0.3000)
can mine for fish (0.3000)
cleaning up after yourself (0.3000)
Batman (0.3000)
that everybody's footloose (0.3000)

most voted regrets

meeting Brian Peppers (12561/0.9789)
Kento (2760/0.9993)
turtles (2607/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2431/0.0004)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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most discussed regrets

tricking a straight guy into dating another straight guy (356)
turtles (291)
your boobs buying food on ebay (109)
the death of Sylvia Browne (70)
not getting circumcised (63)
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