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stabbing Isabella Rossellini and ejaculating in the wound (0.0000)
humping Jewel's bust (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
shaving Jewel's bush, meow (0.0000)
slamming your dick in the car door (0.0000)
arresting a king in his own palace (0.0000)
brunettes (0.0000)
telling that girl in second grade who insisted that you were "the boss of her" to show you her vagina (0.0000)
using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
not eating out Kento (0.0000)
holding your boobs when you run down the stairs (0.0000)
smashing a birdhouse with your flaccid dick (0.0000)
cornholing Willie Mays (0.0000)
sprinking chocolate chips on your beloved's breasts as you knead them (0.0000)
sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
stealing that girl's bra from the communal laundry room (0.0000)
bellowing DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND (0.0000)
masturbating with your cut off hand (0.0000)
having impure thoughts about a teenage Kimmie Gibbler (0.0000)
twats (0.0000)
having Gordon Ramsay voice an orangutan who does nothing but masturbate and defecate (0.0000)
teabagging Raymond Burr (0.0000)
killing the California girls (0.0000)
The Curious Cans of Benjamin Buttocks (0.0000)
pussy (0.0000)
fisting Go Ikeda (0.0000)
licking Danish remoulade off of Chris Lydon's erect penis (0.0000)
having sex with a girl who looked a lot like Christina Ricci (0.0000)
telling the Philippines authorities that Kento is a drug mule (0.0000)
not being Kento (0.0000)
the death of Sylvia Browne (0.0004)
turtles (0.0004)
breasts (0.0135)
regret index greatest tits, Kento (0.0153)
buying multiple copies of the book "To Be or Not to Be" by the incredibly handsome New York Times bestselling author Ryan North (0.0161)
slamming your dick in Jewel's boobs (0.0185)
saying no when you should have said yes (0.0217)
having a lesbian crush on Alex Dainis (0.0233)
dongs (0.0297)
staring at Bicoid Babe's ass seriously (0.0310)
Twin Long Rods #Two (0.0345)
asian racks (0.0357)
fisting Kevin Bacon at home (0.0370)
hating reality TV shows (0.0385)
sexy makeouts (0.0400)
going to the Sweatiest Ass in the World world premiere with Kento (0.0408)
being awesome (0.0410)
going slightly out of your way to step on that crunchy looking leaf (0.0433)
consistent pubic lice (0.0455)
dinosaurs (0.0466)
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spooning Kento's boobs (0.0526)
breastfeeding (0.0526)
being the real deal (0.0526)
all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy (0.0541)
learning to play the xylophone (0.0543)
Allison Iraheta being voted off American Idol (0.0556)
how weird The Regret Index becomes at night (0.0556)
playing Dungeons & Dragons with Tim Duncan (0.0556)
being a nerd (0.0580)
drinking delicious lemonade and popping wheelies (0.0588)
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boobs (0.0625)
building a castle out of the junk in a junkyard (0.0625)
demanding proof (0.0625)
managing to resist the perverse curiosity to see TwoGirlsOneCup, so far (0.0625)
making a fort in your living room out of couch cushions (0.0625)
this video (0.0667)
sleeping with that slim ugly huge breasted double D cup bucktoothed seventeen year old national merit scolar bikini model cellist goth, and by the way, screw you MB (0.0714)
having to wear glasses (0.0714)
really not regretting the number one four two eight at all (0.0714)
wondering what penguin would tase like (0.0714)
your love of eighties action movies (0.0727)
boobs, vaginas, asses, and such (0.0769)
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getting FOUR fish hooks stuck in your scrotum (0.0769)
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futurama (0.0769)
playing Dungeons & Dragons with Tim Duncan (0.0769)
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that Jewel has huge boobs, seriously (0.0769)
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soliciting a fourteen year old boy to pose for sexually explicit photographs (0.0833)
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publicly mocking Swine Flu (0.0970)
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growing up in a nonchurchgoing family (0.1000)
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sitting on the floor in second grade (0.1000)
not having seen Muriel's Wedding (0.1000)
buying a Dinosaur Comics tshirt (0.1017)
sleeping naked (0.1026)
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saying 'boners ahoy' (0.1064)
putting punctuation in your comment (0.1067)
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going to lunch (0.1111)
having seen Star Wars all the through probably over a hundred times (0.1111)
the death of Margaret Hilda Thatcher (0.1111)
following that white rabbit (0.1111)
spending all weekend naked (0.1111)
that stuff getting eaten is inherently funny (0.1111)
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World War Two's ending in Allied victory (0.1129)
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closing the door (0.1154)
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that rachel is back (0.1176)
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downloading music illegally (0.1176)
making a little space for the cheese slices (0.1176)
the little wiggly things at the end of feet (0.1176)
drinking your first drink (0.1183)
getting your hot cocoa on (0.1200)
skipping work to sit in the sun (0.1200)
accepting candy from strangers (0.1204)
the color of blood outside the body when one has iron based blood (0.1212)
thinking of rain (0.1212)
ryan north (0.1226)
drinking a cold beer in the shower (0.1228)
Voting for Barak Obama (0.1228)
breathing (0.1239)
not meeting Emily Gray (0.1250)
that you tend to give money to buskers or not depending on their talent (0.1250)
hating family guy almost as soon as it was uncanceled (0.1250)
reading the book that changed everything (0.1250)
popping wheelies with the boys (0.1275)
winning (0.1287)
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Getting into Miles Davis (0.1304)
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vandalizing Wikipedia's chicken page that one time (0.1304)
that groove is in the heart (0.1304)
talking to strangers (0.1311)
not getting the chance to meet the Mets (0.1311)
free speech (0.1316)
voting (0.1324)
not installing Safari Three on all your computers yet (0.1333)
Zooey Deschanel looks like a sandblasted Lucy Lawless (0.1333)
eating goat cheese (0.1333)
attempting to lucid dream (0.1333)
flushing that gallon of rotten shrimp down the toilet (0.1333)
obama (0.1348)
loving Batman (0.1351)
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making mud soup as a kid (0.1364)
kissing her (0.1364)
making out with that girl dressed as a French maid at that costume party (0.1364)
being one of the very few people in your circle of friends to never really have the urge to smoke cigarettes (0.1389)
singing along (0.1395)
lasers (0.1395)
not wringing your parent's neck (0.1400)
not having kids (0.1408)
skipping the Harry Potter midnight release (0.1413)
taking AP classes (0.1417)
kicking everyone's butt (0.1429)
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being a rocker (0.1429)
not going to freecreditreport dot com (0.1429)
going hog wild (0.1429)
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having impure thoughts about a teenage Winona Rider (0.1429)
paying for a whole seat but only using the edge (0.1429)
liking michael showalter a lot (0.1429)
ap classes (0.1429)
eating roast beef off of your own boobs (0.1429)
in jokes (0.1429)
making out with that girl who turned out to still be in high school (0.1429)
that for every n in N there is a finite sequence a subscript k, of which every member is in Z and is nonnegative, such that the product for i from one to m, where m is the length of the sequence, of p subscript i to the power of a subscript i equals n (0.1429)
losing your virginity (0.1429)
having erotic fantasies about Bob Dylan (0.1429)
polydactyl cats (0.1429)
I don't know, always kind of liking narwhals yourself (0.1429)
not boning a donkey (0.1429)
dropping your first truth and beauty bomb (0.1429)
putting your jeans and socks in one load (0.1429)
growing long hair (0.1453)
living abroad (0.1477)
not being pretentious enough (0.1481)
all those books you read (0.1481)
breaking bones while snowboarding (0.1481)
passing yourself off as royalty (0.1500)
spending an entire weekend in your pjs (0.1500)
blowing raspberries (0.1500)
being a meatatarian (0.1500)
eating vaguely european (0.1500)
accepting a lower paying but much less stressfull job (0.1505)
burning that motherfucker down (0.1515)
breaking the law (0.1522)
going to the gym (0.1524)
deep throating Stephen Fry (0.1538)
that you always liked Mike more than Joel (0.1538)
pie (0.1538)
keeping on trucking (0.1538)
physically assaulting that guy who can't even bother to tune in the easy listening station properly in his cubicle (0.1538)
The Middleman being cancelled (0.1538)
that "bottom regrets" and "most voted regrets" are white while "add a new regret" "search regrets" "recent regrets" "top regrets" and "recent comments" are all in blue (0.1538)
wearing two socks (0.1538)
sneaking around in a cardboard box, Metal Gear style (0.1538)
Being born (0.1543)
trying that exotic food (0.1544)
telling your parents you're an atheist (0.1552)
not kissing up to people, even if it's in your best interest to do so (0.1556)
memorising every Star Trek episode (0.1557)
keeping it real (0.1557)
getting drunk at a wedding (0.1579)
that "avril lavigne" in Canadia is a line of spring fresh canuck bidets (0.1579)
learning an instrument (0.1587)
gay (0.1587)
having a power level of over NINE THOUSAND (0.1591)
eating in a rad mood (0.1600)
reading the regret index (0.1613)
wikipedia (0.1622)
the indescribable beauty of simplicity (0.1622)
eating bread (0.1622)
eating meat (0.1628)
playing Starfox Sixty Four (0.1647)
how many times you went back over the archive for Dinosaur comics (0.1648)
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visiting this website (0.1656)
eating her out (0.1667)
busting myths (0.1667)
clockwork (0.1667)
eating left handed (0.1667)
just wanting a sign (0.1667)
pudding (0.1667)
cheese (0.1667)
randomly meeting people who fill your heart with glee (0.1667)
chrono trigger (0.1667)
christmas (0.1667)
being in a rad mood (0.1667)
being the one kid in your nerd clique who instantly hated Return of the Jedi with a passion (0.1667)
watching 'The Dark Knight' (0.1667)
having roast beef (0.1667)
refusing to accept the modern sense of "tweet" into your vocabulary (0.1667)
always eating your skittles in prismatic order (0.1667)
sweetness (0.1667)
being able to say 'when I was your age, pluto was a planet' (0.1695)
playing in traffic (0.1696)
being British (0.1698)
not switching to Geico (0.1712)
having eaten dinner (0.1714)
having a onesome (0.1717)
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ghosts (0.1724)
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dancing naked ALL DAY LONG (0.1739)
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not waxing your eyebrows in high school (0.1748)
that where we're going we don't need roads (0.1748)
preparing for the zombie apocalypse (0.1750)
a log cabin (0.1757)
staying up all night to watch the sun rise (0.1757)
putting on your robe and wizard hat (0.1765)
planning for the zombie attack (0.1765)
eating a huge nerd (0.1765)
dessert (0.1765)
Garfield Minus Garfield (0.1765)
not being one of those women who instantly fawn over babies (0.1765)
getting a lick job from a trannie hooker in the dumpster behind Steak n Shake (0.1765)
thinking of lettuce as just a delivery system for salad dressing (0.1765)
loving lamp (0.1771)
having a crush on the Utahraptor (0.1773)
peanut butter (0.1778)
sexing her hardcore (0.1786)
that Venn diagramming is your favorite type of diagramming (0.1786)
painting the bedroom a color other than white or offwhite (0.1789)
not smoking (0.1795)
bacon (0.1795)
still knowing the lyrics to eighties pop songs (0.1795)
that the Index is back, and the old users are back, and it is amazing nostalgic times for all (0.1795)
insisting on protection (0.1795)
eating a huge marshmallow (0.1818)
watching the sunrise (0.1818)
dancing naked (0.1818)
brownies (0.1818)
using the word "substitute" as a substitute for "replacement" (0.1818)
recognizing the beauty of mathematics and logic (0.1818)
wondering whether a centaur foal would suckle from the human breasts or the horse teats underneath (0.1818)
spending the Fourth in someone else's country (0.1818)
losing yourself and dreaming of world that lie between her fingers (0.1818)
simple english wikipedia (0.1818)
bringing up your distaste for Disney music (0.1818)
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camping (0.1818)
ever reading books (0.1818)
not really liking MMORPGs (0.1818)
pronouncing "Intelligentsia" with a hard G (0.1818)
hot bondage (0.1818)
road trips (0.1818)
that, in a way, David Carradine's death from autoerotic asphyxiation could properly be termed "a fatal stroke" (0.1818)
not eating goats for a living (0.1818)
streaking (0.1818)
lovin' dem pizza rolls (0.1818)
trying to convince someone you are their Tyler Durden (0.1818)
lullabies (0.1818)
buying food for homeless people (0.1825)
not living in Corvallis, Oregon (0.1835)
yelling "in bed" at the end of fortune cookie fortunes (0.1837)
washing your pet (0.1837)
fry (0.1842)
drawing penises on the worksheet (0.1842)
hot snogging (0.1842)
being an alligator (0.1852)
standing the test of time (0.1852)
listening to Beethoven (0.1852)
having a huge internet crush on Kate Beaton (0.1852)
having a huge weiner (0.1852)
going to college (0.1852)
not knowing every ABBA song by heart, yet (0.1860)
donating to public radio (0.1860)
not knowing more about Anonymous (0.1875)
watching Captain Planet (0.1875)
being real and fantastic (0.1875)
wearing white after Labor Day (0.1875)
eating a butterfinger (0.1875)
wanting to be under the sea, in an octopus's garden, in the shade (0.1875)
living in the city (0.1875)
foreplay (0.1875)
using the word "retarded" as a replacement for "stupid" (0.1875)
iTunes somehow playing the same song around the same time every day despite being on shuffle (0.1875)
not joining the military (0.1875)
chocolate spread (0.1875)
feeling that Pepe is the cutes BYOB corner pet (0.1875)
the metric system (0.1878)
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dowloading that song (0.1887)
dinosaur wrestling (0.1892)
choosing adventure over security (0.1892)
taking boat (0.1905)
that the sea is deep and full of mystery (0.1905)
having a name that is fifty percent vowels (0.1905)
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being the cat's meow (0.1905)
choosing cake instead of death (0.1905)
shooting Scott Temple (0.1905)
eating a noun (0.1905)
hooking up words and phrases and clauses (0.1905)
waiting most of the morning for the time to roll around when you can go to lunch at the most awesome hot dog place ever (0.1905)
bondage (0.1923)
this picture (0.1923)
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being afraid of Americans (0.1923)
telling your mother you don't want to have children (0.1923)
milk (0.1935)
earning a PhD instead of an MD (0.1935)
pretending you're a woman to get into nursing school (0.1935)
learning new and interesting things about skin and blood (0.1935)
holding cats (0.1935)
drawing a webcomic (0.1947)
reading pictures for sad children (0.1951)
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saving up some money (0.1951)
signing up for Twitter (0.1983)
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dandelion wine (0.2000)
going on a bicycle tour (0.2000)
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a glorious fart (0.2000)
buying the newer model (0.2000)
that larder is a pretty neat, word, a holdover whose anachronistic meaning specifically meant a COLD storage room, but post refrigeration came to mean simply a pantry, but it could also mean a supply of food, the thing itself (0.2000)
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losing your religion (0.2000)
jerking off into your roommate's shampoo bottle, not just once but every day for like two weeks (0.2000)
getting over your ex so quickly (0.2000)
not having played Kingdom Hearts yet (0.2000)
that crazy night in Pheonix (0.2000)
someday wanting to own land, with fruit growing on that land (0.2000)
flipping off everyone you hated from high school (0.2000)
finally taking a chance and talking to him or her (0.2000)
delicious ice cream (0.2000)
being the hottest item on the regret index (0.2000)
how awesome broiling is (0.2000)
jumping in that lake (0.2022)
buying a Mac (0.2027)
not going to dartmouth (0.2034)
making love to your hand (0.2035)
extra sprinkles (0.2037)
Fictional Jimbo Wales (0.2041)
being bigger on the inside (0.2045)
listening to the whole CD (0.2051)
giving a gift as a surprise (0.2055)
liking folk rock (0.2059)
finding the key to the secret garden (0.2059)
mARRIAGE (0.2059)
running with scissors (0.2065)
swallowing (0.2069)
the Lord of the Rings (0.2079)
spending two hours on the phone with your grandmother (0.2083)
ever reading that first comic strip on the Web (0.2083)
the resurrection of the regret index (0.2083)
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changing your cell phone number (0.2083)
singing Bohemian Rhapsody at the top of your lungs (0.2083)
thanksgiving (0.2086)
not going to prom (0.2088)
experimenting with new and interesting sandwich fillings (0.2094)
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being Witty (0.2105)
Dinosaur Comics' new layout (0.2105)
sleeping for thirteen hours (0.2105)
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correcting your friends everytime they misspell Dromiceiomimus (0.2105)
the Dromiceiomimus' improbable colouring (0.2105)
xkcd (0.2105)
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magic (0.2105)
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watching the Donald Duck cartoon "Die Fuhrer's Face" (0.2121)
buying a motorcycle (0.2121)
donating (0.2121)
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post it notes (0.2128)
switching parties (0.2128)
what you did last Friday night (0.2135)
facial hair (0.2143)
chocolate (0.2143)
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air guitar (0.2143)
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being really cool (0.2143)
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Monty Python (0.2143)
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going to university (0.2143)
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the invention of custard (0.2143)
going to market (0.2143)
using words that are not really words (0.2143)
that consomme is broth with will (0.2143)
lying on a futon (0.2143)
Jack Kerouac (0.2143)
using hugs, not drugs (0.2157)
going to the beach alone (0.2157)
being American (0.2160)
knowing why the caged bird sings (0.2162)
this place smelling like brownies all of the sudden (0.2174)
telling your brother he was adopted (0.2174)
taking care of knives (0.2174)
eating a tasty salad (0.2174)
punching that baby, despite it's rude behavior (0.2174)
ephemera (0.2174)
giggling over a heart's warm cockles (0.2174)
not eating Pizza Hut pizza (0.2174)
purposely deceiving someone who never listens to what you have to say (0.2182)
following Stephen Fry on Twitter (0.2192)
the death of Clippy (0.2200)
missing the NBA playoffs to watch the new episode of 'Bizarre Foods with Andrew Zimmern' (0.2203)
almost always using the British spellings for things, even though you are an American and your spell check always tells you it's wrong (0.2206)
shooting a man in Reno just to watch him die (0.2211)
Loosing you religion or faith (0.2222)
being the bee's knees (0.2222)
looking at pictures of adorable puppies (0.2222)
good times (0.2222)
being too awesome (0.2222)
PIN numbers (0.2222)
being Anonymous (0.2222)
feeding the ducks (0.2222)
major tom (0.2222)
getting a tattoo (0.2222)
pictures for sad children (0.2222)
explaining to someone what the Regret Index is (0.2222)
becoming vegetarian or vegan (0.2222)
painting your fingernails lime green (0.2222)
volunteering (0.2222)
sending the President into exile (0.2222)
tiger's belly (0.2222)
fighting the Nausican (0.2222)
raspberries, om nom nom (0.2222)
wondering what the significance of the qwantz dot com domain name is (0.2222)
playing dress up (0.2222)
stealing the enterprise (0.2241)
crying during the first ten minutes of the new Star Trek movie (0.2241)
xylophones (0.2250)
dancing all crazy (0.2250)
EXISTING (0.2254)
spreading your legs (0.2258)
escaping out the back (0.2258)
cut and pasting a webcomic (0.2273)
tapirs (0.2273)
cooking bacon (0.2273)
takin it to the streets (0.2273)
making love above the pub (0.2273)
ATM machines (0.2273)
staying on the phone all night (0.2273)
quitting even though the job was OK, but just OK (0.2273)
what happened in vegas (0.2286)
writing slashfiction about webcomic authors (0.2286)
not settling down when all your friends did (0.2286)
a lifetime dedicated to public displays of air guitar (0.2286)
wondering if there's a way to extract all of these autofill regrets into a text file for saving and possibly choosing the better ones (0.2286)
optical illusions (0.2292)
the internet (0.2293)
extra cheese (0.2308)
being your mother's child (0.2308)
the general awesomeness of blacklights (0.2308)
that you like pie quite a bit (0.2308)
having an adolescent crush on Christopher Walken (0.2308)
a French guy who looks like Janice Dickinson wearing a strap on under a fancy ball gown, just to piss off his rich bitch girlfriend and her annoying family (0.2308)
being a pantyaire, like a millionaire but with panties instead of money (0.2308)
vaguely effeminate dancing frogs (0.2308)
playing god (0.2308)
that dreaming is free (0.2308)
filling your thesis with references to monkeys (0.2308)
eating cheese just for the sake of eating cheese (0.2308)
reading every single Dinosaur Comic from beginning to end in a single sitting (0.2308)
not having a penis (0.2308)
actually finding pigeons more cute than vermin like (0.2308)
puttin' on the ritz (0.2308)
leaving a legacy (0.2308)
running away from indie cred, even though you listen to some of the music (0.2308)
reproducing via meiosis (0.2308)
having an affair with the flirty executive assistant (0.2308)
preferring women with body hair over women who shave (0.2308)
birth control (0.2308)
not knowing who Richard Dawkins is (0.2308)
eating lunch yesterday (0.2308)
stories about elves and unicorns (0.2308)
having a cute little white butt (0.2308)
going to Spain (0.2308)
horseshoe crabs (0.2308)
buying a chocolate bar without checking the label first, only to find it had peanuts in it (0.2320)
spending a whole bunch of time reading random articles on wikipedia (0.2326)
that your delicious cheeseburger was made from a cow whose cause of death was predicted by an infallible machine (0.2326)
chewing bubblegum (0.2326)
learning all the elements in the periodic table in order (0.2328)
getting a credit card (0.2329)
referring to water as hydrogen hydroxide, as a means to both achieve maximal accuracy from the perspective of how the atoms are actually connected, and freaking people out (0.2333)
getting out of bed this morning (0.2333)
your haircut (0.2333)
Grad school (0.2336)
sticking with your major (0.2340)
log cabin (0.2340)
spending an entire day listening to the same song on repeat (0.2348)
eating food that are high in potastium (0.2353)
writing the letter "x" backwards and upsidedown (0.2353)
growing a handlebar moustache (0.2353)
thinking that dinosaur might be good to eat, depending on the species, but wondering if the size of the animal would effect the texture of the meat or something like that (0.2353)
retiring early (0.2353)
deep frying boring healthy food (0.2353)
paying for something with fifteen dollars in quarters (0.2353)
tricking a straight guy into dating another straight guy (0.2353)
going to church (0.2353)
comitting massive regret vote fraud (0.2353)
eating babies (0.2353)
anonymity (0.2353)
tapping her mana (0.2353)
dancing with the devil in the pale moon light (0.2353)
wearing hipster glasses (0.2360)
irony (0.2368)
leaving the farm (0.2368)
only that you have but one life to give for your country (0.2373)
getting hooked on Harry Potter or Twilight (0.2375)
ice cream (0.2381)
studying linguistics (0.2381)
adding this to StumbleUpon (0.2381)
reading, that shit is crazy (0.2381)
buying a Wii (0.2381)
being the latest in nerd technology (0.2381)
shit son, I don't know (0.2381)
making fun of people who instigate fights in YouTube's comments section (0.2381)
doing it for the lulz (0.2386)
Skipping the Fiance's family Easter Dinner to play xbox and go to a concert (0.2389)
missing Efterklang at the Dublin Docklands (0.2400)
airing out your nughty bits (0.2400)
falling in love (0.2400)
inventing a maneuver (0.2400)
Paris (0.2400)
broken broccoli (0.2400)
losing your religion, like in that one song (0.2400)
going to an Ivy League school (0.2400)
impersonating that person (0.2400)
helvetica (0.2400)
orthodontics (0.2407)
penis (0.2407)
using flesh for digestive energy (0.2411)
still knowing the lyrics to nineties pop songs (0.2414)
not being on fire (0.2418)
my high GPA in high school (0.2418)
nothing (0.2421)
smoking pot (0.2421)
going through a Bob Marley phase in college, like EVERYONE else (0.2424)
love (0.2424)
tweed jackets with leather elbow patches (0.2429)
asking her out (0.2435)
the english alphabet (0.2436)
turning up at Ryan's door covered in mustard (0.2449)
giving up eating mammals (0.2460)
rereading all the harry potter books (0.2462)
dating someone much younger (0.2474)
breaking up with my first love (0.2482)
speaking in spoonerisms (0.2500)
being born during the hot war (0.2500)
being a huge nerd (0.2500)
that you never had a chance to tell Farty McCrablice that YOU LOVE HIM (0.2500)
fluffy cats (0.2500)
thinking someone was hot just because they were good at maths (0.2500)
a clandestine meating (0.2500)
answering the telephone in a foreign language (0.2500)
eating a minimalist (0.2500)
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hugging a koala (0.2500)
ever saying "no fat chicks" (0.2500)
not giving David Gwilliam kisses before he got married (0.2500)
considering eating two dollars and fifty cents worth of raspberries in one sitting (0.2500)
line dancing while drunk (0.2500)
books (0.2500)
that Japanese people LOVE coelacanths (0.2500)
getting a liberal arts education (0.2500)
sexual congress (0.2500)
lesbians (0.2500)
tickling her THERE (0.2500)
not having balls (0.2500)
eating macademia nuts (0.2500)
deep fat frying a twinkie (0.2500)
making fun of fat swans (0.2500)
girls, ewwwwww (0.2500)
yogurt's laxative properties (0.2500)
taking the boat (0.2500)
never dealing drugs (0.2500)
having low pop culture IQ (0.2500)
wondering what kind of girl would be impressed with somebody smoking, it doesn't seem that difficult to do (0.2500)
girls with full lips and wide hips (0.2500)
the first time you got drunk (0.2500)
your very existence (0.2500)
life being so tasty (0.2500)
living and learning (0.2500)
the simpsons (0.2500)
English (0.2500)
your sudden urge to make brownies (0.2500)
being scared of Kefka (0.2500)
the existence of the interrobang! (0.2500)
having sex with your boss' underage daughter (0.2500)
licking out a feminist (0.2500)
underboob (0.2500)
all of the weird things you are a fan of (0.2500)
being necessarily clever (0.2500)
trolling the UK government petition site with stupid petitions you know would be rejected (0.2500)
the Pythagorean theorem (0.2500)
being crazy and or retarded (0.2500)
Ryan getting the Regret Index back up (0.2500)
knowing she was gay and still dating her (0.2500)
falling in love with the majesty of colors (0.2500)
correcting people on their improper use of the subjunctive (0.2500)
that aloe plants are awesome (0.2500)
that English is your fourth language and you speak it better than your first but not your second (0.2500)
going the extra mile (0.2500)
having sexy intestines (0.2500)
being The One (0.2500)
ira glass vs philip glass in "glass warfare" (0.2500)
meeting a possum (0.2500)
wondering what goes through their little kitty brains (0.2500)
deliberately misunderstanding offensive slang by taking it literally, ie assume when someone says 'faggot' that they refer to a bundle of sticks or twigs (0.2500)
getting divorced (0.2500)
using my mom's deodorant (0.2500)
socializing instead of playing video games (0.2527)
eating mexican food (0.2540)
unpacking my adjectives (0.2542)
dyeing your hair (0.2545)
trying something new (0.2547)
not googling The Underfold (0.2554)
being (0.2558)
chromatic scales (0.2558)
not listening to Billy Zane (0.2564)
not trying alcohol sooner (0.2564)
wishing you could give yourself a blowie (0.2564)
tang (0.2564)
sexy times with a friend (0.2570)
being a socialist (0.2571)
not knowing what the big deal with Twitter is (0.2571)
quoting that xkcd comic (0.2581)
going back for seconds on dessert (0.2582)
painting your fingernails black (0.2593)
being a Shakespeare nerd (0.2593)
eating tofu (0.2595)
the final countdown (0.2600)
eating that piece of chocolate (0.2609)
eating out a feminist (0.2609)
eating all the royalty (0.2609)
bursting out into evil laughter in a crowded or public place (0.2609)
throwing your underwear onto the stage (0.2609)
going to graduate school (0.2614)
reading through the entire dinosaur comics archive and then talking like Ryan for the next month (0.2619)
learning lisp (0.2619)
starting that fire (0.2619)
having known love (0.2619)
wondering what kind of feelings different animals feel (0.2632)
living on the edge (0.2632)
polygamy (0.2632)
cooking hamburgers on my engine block (0.2632)
going commando (0.2632)
eating that cookie out of the trash (0.2632)
sexuality (0.2632)
everything (0.2632)
giving your best when you know it won't be enough (0.2632)
your twisted desires (0.2632)
writing a novel (0.2632)
being winsome (0.2632)
taking comfort in the regret index in any way whatsoever (0.2632)
wanting gummi bears and or banana chips right now (0.2632)
being vaguely european (0.2632)
being there for her when she needed you (0.2632)
that shorts are comfy and easy to wear (0.2647)
insisting on precision (0.2656)
responding with Sassy Molassy (0.2658)
loving your mama (0.2667)
alligators in the sewer (0.2667)
Dresden Codak (0.2667)
slowly replacing every part of your body with machinery (0.2667)
ordering from Amazon marketplace (0.2667)
letting her sit in the front seat (0.2667)
Peeing in someone's drink (0.2667)
not having tiny brown birds live behind your air conditioner (0.2667)
mocha (0.2667)
spooning Jewel's boobs (0.2667)
buying one of each in EVERY COLOUR (0.2667)
reading through the entire dinosaur comics archive and then tasting like Ryan for the next month (0.2667)
that all you know about Final Fantasy, you learned from a friend who really liked it when you were teenagers (0.2667)
The Princess Bride (0.2667)
taking the last brownie (0.2667)
crowdsurfing (0.2667)
being a dog person (0.2667)
cleaning out your bowels through the act of pooping (0.2667)
eating food that fell on the ground (0.2667)
popping the zits on your ass (0.2667)
pokemon (0.2673)
doing a favour that I knew would not be repayed (0.2674)
watching Borat (0.2681)
Wagner (0.2692)
living drug free (0.2692)
white text on a dark background (0.2692)
not memorising every Star Trek episode (0.2692)
that now that the Regret Index is back, you can go back to ignoring your Facebook, Twitter, Livejournal, Tegaki, and Deviantart (0.2692)
eating a vegan (0.2692)
listining to something when you know it'll make you cry (0.2692)
your First Time (0.2698)
losing your virginity when you did (0.2703)
switching majors (0.2703)
private school (0.2703)
a tiny woman (0.2703)
eating pistachio nuts (0.2708)
putting these dumb questions on here (0.2716)
eating something you found on the ground or floor (0.2727)
theamazingregretindexing (0.2727)
sighing (0.2727)
eating bacon made from pigs that had swine flu (0.2727)
loving (0.2727)
taking up the ukulele (0.2727)
tagging the Wikipedia article on irony as "contradicts itself" (0.2727)
floating in a most peculiar way (0.2727)
pushing it well (0.2727)
waking up late in the afternoon (0.2727)
making references to poetry (0.2727)
going to the fancy dress party as Batman, knowing full well that the theme had no conceivable connection to Batman (0.2727)
changing your name (0.2727)
being the king of all cosmos (0.2727)
going wee wee wee all the way home (0.2727)
a giant cup of hot chocolate, complete with little marshmellows and cream (0.2727)
joining community theater (0.2727)
challenging someone to a duel via a glove to the face (0.2727)
drinking from the tap (0.2727)
selling your nintendo wii (0.2727)
gyrating your leatherwrapped genitals in the faces of those Japanese schoolchildren (0.2727)
brutal legend (0.2727)
saying the name of the Scottish play (0.2727)
not sleeping with that tranvestite (0.2727)
OGC Man (0.2727)
not eating my shorts (0.2727)
Taking an art degree (0.2727)
hide and seek (0.2727)
loving Canada (0.2727)
boneless skinless chicken breasts (0.2727)
going out to the woods today (0.2727)
opening a nice, refreshing Tab (0.2727)
dating (0.2727)
being childfree (0.2727)
wondering where all these regretters came from (0.2727)
M C Escher (0.2727)
making friends with a cat named Badger (0.2727)
halving a seventeen inch long penis (0.2727)
banjo dueling (0.2727)
Werther's Originals (0.2727)
ripping off penis jokes (0.2727)
hasbro (0.2727)
sending emails using your friends emails when he or she leaves themselves logged in and are not looking (0.2745)
cooking yourself a lavish meal and not sharing it with anyone (0.2746)
eating that last cookie (0.2747)
having a winsome onesome (0.2750)
living with your mother (0.2750)
the venture brothers (0.2759)
for some reason having a bias against nicotine (0.2759)
listening to a favorite song on repeat for hours (0.2759)
coming on to the regret index (0.2759)
opening the windows (0.2759)
flames (0.2759)
fasting (0.2759)
that your livingroom is full of dancers (0.2759)
coming to this site (0.2763)
having that threesome (0.2766)
using this site to admit your regrets (0.2766)
super fat hippos (0.2766)
getting (0.2768)
asking them out (0.2770)
walruses (0.2778)
liking fat thighs you can not lie (0.2778)
homographic homophonic autantonyms (0.2778)
wearing that outfit at the same time she did (0.2778)
wondering why rachel has returned to commenting without using her name (0.2778)
being Ryan (0.2778)
asking them to wait for you (0.2778)
eating boxed triceratops (0.2778)
your wares (0.2778)
the moon (0.2778)
not telling your parents (0.2788)
memorizing Monty Python and the Holy Grail (0.2791)
not knowing any ABBA songs by Heart (0.2791)
that someone keeps looking at my submitted regrets and combining them to form hilarious new ones (0.2800)
coming out (0.2800)
being well envoweled (0.2800)
going back in time to punch nazis in da face (0.2800)
that you were only referring to the subjects of ABBA's music primarily seeming to come from a feminine point of view, but yeah, you don't mind referring to longhaired blonde Swedish dudes as "chicks" (0.2800)
not owning a single pair of tube socks (0.2800)
liking songs that seem innocent on first listening, but end up being about serial killers or something like that (0.2800)
not having an abortion (0.2800)
being well endowed (0.2800)
spending the entire night going through the archives of that webcomic (0.2804)
puppy dawgs (0.2813)
zombies ate my neighbors (0.2813)
telling him you had feelings for him even though you really didn't know whether he'd reciprocate (0.2813)
masturbating (0.2813)
wanting to discover life with someone (0.2813)
doing acid (0.2813)
boats (0.2813)
your gay experience (0.2817)
missing the Butthole Surfers concert (0.2821)
throwing your hands up in the air, waving them around like you just don't care (0.2821)
selling myself to science (0.2821)
the successful launch of Sputnik I (0.2826)
eating too much at Thanksgiving (0.2836)
watching House (0.2847)
tieing your best friend up (0.2857)
winter (0.2857)
coconut bras (0.2857)
following a dream even though it didn't work out (0.2857)
screaming I LOVE YOU from the top of your lungs (0.2857)
having a detachable penis (0.2857)
being born after Freddy Mercury died (0.2857)
the death of a disco dancer (0.2857)
pooping on a dog (0.2857)
loving songs that have really depressing lyrics to go along with a happy beat (0.2857)
being honest (0.2857)
wanting to ride your bicycle, wanting to ride it when you like (0.2857)
having your memories backed up on a thumb drive (0.2857)
using drugs (0.2857)
your double agency (0.2857)
your fingertips tasting like garlic (0.2857)
only listening to good music (0.2857)
taking the Amtrak (0.2857)
globalisation (0.2857)
lying about how spicy it was (0.2857)
never doing bad things (0.2857)
living in a country that doesn't have bagged milk (0.2857)
vowels (0.2857)
fucking his mom (0.2857)
taking an expectorant (0.2857)
that your whole family is made of meat (0.2857)
eating snakes (0.2857)
the ventures (0.2857)
throwing meat at vegans (0.2857)
kissing him (0.2864)
deciding you are too cool to go to the prom (0.2867)
getting mushrooms on your pizza (0.2872)
telling the truth, even though it hurt him (0.2875)
secretly wanting internet fame (0.2877)
intentionally spreading Swine Flu (0.2879)
kissing that boy in Ithaca (0.2885)
rubbing my face in a tiger's belly (0.2889)
thinking that the dude in the header of this website is kinda cute (0.2895)
going POOP (0.2895)
learning so many digits of pi (0.2895)
playing Spyro (0.2895)
loving chocolate so damn much (0.2917)
gazing (0.2917)
Philip Fry's eleventh year of living in the future (0.2917)
not sleeping with him (0.2917)
cathedrals (0.2917)
that Weezing is a member of both the Team Rocket Poison Type binary with Arbok, and the Cinnabar Mansion Pollution binary with Muk (0.2917)
not getting circumcised (0.2917)
The Ten Second Rule (0.2917)
flirting with somebody other than your significant other (0.2924)
tackling her (0.2927)
picking Charmander (0.2927)
sleeping with your best friend (0.2931)
taking the red pill (0.2933)
being a child once (0.2941)
driving all day in order to pick up your brother, who is coming home for the summer (0.2941)
the flowers that bloom in the spring (0.2941)
wondering how one gets a job as a taxidermist and bone cleaner (0.2941)
coming from the land of the ice and snow, from the midnight sun where the hot springs flow (0.2941)
using only one pokemon (0.2941)
using ghee as an intimate lubricant (0.2941)
only wanting to see Wolverine because of the hot, hairy Liev Schreiber (0.2941)
taking it all off (0.2941)
peeing in the shower (0.2941)
accidentally setting my balls on fire with a barbecue lighter (0.2941)
uisng pirate insults in a real fight (0.2941)
adding a new regret (0.2941)
not voting for the President (0.2941)
not giving change to what you thought was a homeless guy but was just some dude in need of a shower (0.2941)
rioting with the frenzied mob (0.2941)
your internet name lasting this long (0.2941)
every sexual experience you've ever had (0.2941)
going to a tiny college (0.2941)
giving that bum some money (0.2947)
waking up this morning (0.2954)
hanging out with strangers on public transit (0.2960)
chewing on things (0.2963)
eating some vittles (0.2963)
cutting off your long hair (0.2963)
geometry (0.2963)
forgetting sarah marshall (0.2963)
wondering if anyone has the old regret list (0.2963)
pressing that big button (0.2963)
laughing because you suddenly remembered something hilarious, then realizing strangers are looking at you (0.2984)
cleaning up after yourself (0.3000)
not thinking xkcd should get as much grief as it does (0.3000)
attending your graduation ceremony (0.3000)
the bird being a word (0.3000)
stealing Tucksworth's hamburger (0.3000)
that everybody's footloose (0.3000)
stuffing that lawyer in the fridge (0.3000)
sex with your best friend (0.3000)
Friends (0.3000)
that there is no such thing as an original sin (0.3000)
Batman (0.3000)
believing in god (0.3000)
decimating this pie (0.3000)
getting milk faced and humming like rabbits (0.3000)
can mine for fish (0.3000)
looking through all the old regrets you made, using the cache (0.3000)

most voted regrets

meeting Brian Peppers (12561/0.9789)
Kento (2760/0.9993)
turtles (2607/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2431/0.0004)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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most discussed regrets

tricking a straight guy into dating another straight guy (356)
turtles (291)
your boobs buying food on ebay (109)
the death of Sylvia Browne (70)
not getting circumcised (63)
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