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Indiana pizzeria owner Colon Gays are OK, but I won't cater their weddings
being too sleepy to remember Elton John lyrics properly
it's the wheel of fortune, oh whoa, Nikita you'll never know
Bicoid Babe pushes bottles up French guy's rear
French push bottles up German rear
not trimming your Furfrou
leaving waffles on the Falkland Islands
bottoming for Arid Rod in Sand in Your Panties VII, eh
Comic Sans has no place at an agency positioning itself as a technological pioneer
having non consensual sex with a spring onion
spooning Jewel's smog falsies
actually becoming ectothermic on listening to Centerfold
topping for Arid Rod in Getting the Dry Hump VII
my memories have just been sold
actually crying a little now upon listening to Falsie Smog Ho
Hayden Christensen's debut single really is that painful
actually crying a little now upon listening to Floss Amigo, eh
you're always crazy like that
actually crying a little now upon listening to Foolish Games
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your recent accomplishments leaving you feeling spent, used, and broken into smithereens, rather than joyous, celebratory or purposeful (1.0000)
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using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
fisting Go Ikeda (0.0000)
sprinking chocolate chips on your beloved's breasts as you knead them (0.0000)
sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
slamming your dick in the car door (0.0000)
telling that girl in second grade who insisted that you were "the boss of her" to show you her vagina (0.0000)
holding your boobs when you run down the stairs (0.0000)
having sex with a girl who looked a lot like Christina Ricci (0.0000)
the death of Sylvia Browne (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
The Curious Cans of Benjamin Buttocks (0.0000)
not eating out Kento (0.0000)
not being Kento (0.0000)
teabagging Raymond Burr (0.0000)
licking Danish remoulade off of Chris Lydon's erect penis (0.0000)
bellowing DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND (0.0000)
turtles (0.0004)
regret index greatest tits, Kento (0.0115)
breasts (0.0135)
buying multiple copies of the book "To Be or Not to Be" by the incredibly handsome New York Times bestselling author Ryan North (0.0161)
Twin Long Rods #Two (0.0175)
slamming your dick in Jewel's boobs (0.0185)
saying no when you should have said yes (0.0217)
having a lesbian crush on Alex Dainis (0.0233)
playing Dungeons & Dragons with Tim Duncan (0.0286)
dongs (0.0297)
staring at Bicoid Babe's ass seriously (0.0310)
fisting Kevin Bacon at home (0.0370)
hating reality TV shows (0.0385)
sexy makeouts (0.0400)
going to the Sweatiest Ass in the World world premiere with Kento (0.0408)
being awesome (0.0410)
going slightly out of your way to step on that crunchy looking leaf (0.0433)
consistent pubic lice (0.0455)
dinosaurs (0.0466)
Receiving from Jaylala (0.0476)
spooning Kento's boobs (0.0526)
being the real deal (0.0526)
all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy (0.0541)
learning to play the xylophone (0.0543)
all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy (0.0556)
how weird The Regret Index becomes at night (0.0556)
breastfeeding (0.0556)
Allison Iraheta being voted off American Idol (0.0556)
being a nerd (0.0580)
drinking delicious lemonade and popping wheelies (0.0588)
all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy (0.0606)
demanding proof (0.0625)
that rachel is back (0.0625)
building a castle out of the junk in a junkyard (0.0625)
boobs (0.0625)
making a fort in your living room out of couch cushions (0.0625)
managing to resist the perverse curiosity to see TwoGirlsOneCup, so far (0.0625)
this video (0.0667)
playing it loud (0.0704)
wondering what penguin would tase like (0.0714)
having to wear glasses (0.0714)
really not regretting the number one four two eight at all (0.0714)
attempting to lucid dream (0.0714)
defending the bullied kid (0.0718)
discovering webcomics (0.0722)
your love of eighties action movies (0.0727)
all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy (0.0732)
rocking out (0.0759)
futurama (0.0769)
being a rocker (0.0769)
getting FOUR fish hooks stuck in your scrotum (0.0769)
playing Dungeons & Dragons with Tim Duncan (0.0769)
that Jewel has huge boobs, seriously (0.0769)
boobs, vaginas, asses, and such (0.0769)
eating roast beef off of your own boobs (0.0769)
sharing warm spiced cider with a loved one (0.0800)
sexing her hardcore (0.0800)
kicking it old school (0.0813)
not supporting the President (0.0833)
that wikipedia describes attending concerts as a "ritual" (0.0833)
soliciting a fourteen year old boy to pose for sexually explicit photographs (0.0833)
all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy (0.0833)
drinking champagne out of a chimp anus (0.0833)
choosing Squirtle (0.0833)
"Allison Iraheta being voted off American Idol" being voted off the bottom regrets list (0.0833)
Bicoid Babe (0.0833)
deep throating Stephen Fry (0.0833)
dinosaur comics (0.0833)
staying in college (0.0840)
cuddling (0.0843)
saying, "boners ahoy!" (0.0853)
being meat (0.0882)
sitting on the floor in second grade (0.0886)
hugging a tree like a dirty hippie (0.0909)
Getting into Miles Davis (0.0909)
disabling your crazy friend (0.0909)
garlic (0.0909)
that walruses, goats, and swans represent the Leviathan, Behemoth, and Ziz, respectively, of the regret index (0.0909)
Bicoid Babe (0.0909)
wondering if so many ladies turn to writing and reading smut because they crave porn but get turned off by the way it's made (0.0909)
nomming a hamburger (0.0909)
baking bread (0.0909)
Digimon (0.0909)
indulging your nerd side (0.0909)
having roast beef (0.0909)
suckling (0.0909)
questioning your sexuality (0.0909)
always eating your skittles in prismatic order (0.0909)
making waffles (0.0918)
drinking delicious lemonade (0.0919)
moving out of your parent's house (0.0941)
holding hands (0.0952)
listening to Wagner (0.0952)
treehouses (0.0952)
fun times involving sushi (0.0959)
playing videogames while drunk (0.0962)
learning another language (0.0962)
publicly mocking Swine Flu (0.0970)
dromiceiomimus (0.0976)
butts (0.0991)
saying 'boners ahoy' (0.1000)
growing up in a nonchurchgoing family (0.1000)
not having seen Muriel's Wedding (0.1000)
less than three (0.1000)
kicking everyone's butt (0.1000)
buying a Dinosaur Comics tshirt (0.1017)
sleeping naked (0.1026)
opening new cider (0.1031)
defending cream soda (0.1062)
putting punctuation in your comment (0.1067)
the very last thing you said (0.1071)
drinking your first drink (0.1087)
following that white rabbit (0.1111)
hugging a tree like a koala (0.1111)
loving Batman (0.1111)
spending all weekend naked (0.1111)
the last time you drank (0.1111)
vandalizing Wikipedia's chicken page that one time (0.1111)
going to lunch (0.1111)
that stuff getting eaten is inherently funny (0.1111)
having seen Star Wars all the through probably over a hundred times (0.1111)
What is this I don't even (0.1111)
kissing (0.1116)
becoming an atheist (0.1124)
getting into firefly (0.1126)
World War Two's ending in Allied victory (0.1129)
party party partying hard (0.1136)
starting over (0.1143)
ryan north (0.1143)
smoking weed (0.1154)
closing the door (0.1154)
eating raised bread (0.1154)
boners (0.1156)
breathing (0.1161)
making mud soup as a kid (0.1163)
friendship (0.1167)
the little wiggly things at the end of feet (0.1176)
the death of Margaret Hilda Thatcher (0.1176)
spending an evening eating spicy cheetos, reading language log, and masturbating to nude photos of your ex from five years ago (0.1176)
making a little space for the cheese slices (0.1176)
downloading music illegally (0.1176)
popping wheelies with the boys (0.1188)
lasers (0.1190)
singing along (0.1190)
getting your hot cocoa on (0.1200)
listening to Beethoven (0.1200)
accepting candy from strangers (0.1204)
skipping work to sit in the sun (0.1212)
thinking of rain (0.1212)
the color of blood outside the body when one has iron based blood (0.1212)
drinking a cold beer in the shower (0.1228)
Voting for Barak Obama (0.1228)
reading the book that changed everything (0.1250)
that you tend to give money to buskers or not depending on their talent (0.1250)
hating family guy almost as soon as it was uncanceled (0.1250)
not meeting Emily Gray (0.1250)
getting a lick job from a trannie hooker in the dumpster behind Steak n Shake (0.1250)
not having kids (0.1286)
winning (0.1300)
having sex at seventeen (0.1304)
watching Mystery Science Theatre all night (0.1304)
that groove is in the heart (0.1304)
talking to strangers (0.1311)
not getting the chance to meet the Mets (0.1311)
free speech (0.1316)
all those books you read (0.1321)
voting (0.1324)
eating goat cheese (0.1333)
not installing Safari Three on all your computers yet (0.1333)
eating food that are high in potastium (0.1333)
iTunes somehow playing the same song around the same time every day despite being on shuffle (0.1333)
flushing that gallon of rotten shrimp down the toilet (0.1333)
Zooey Deschanel looks like a sandblasted Lucy Lawless (0.1333)
living in the city (0.1333)
obama (0.1348)
taking AP classes (0.1349)
qwantz (0.1356)
making out with that girl dressed as a French maid at that costume party (0.1364)
kissing her (0.1364)
the indescribable beauty of simplicity (0.1389)
being one of the very few people in your circle of friends to never really have the urge to smoke cigarettes (0.1389)
spending an entire weekend in your pjs (0.1392)
having a power level of over NINE THOUSAND (0.1395)
not wringing your parent's neck (0.1400)
skipping the Harry Potter midnight release (0.1413)
ap classes (0.1429)
putting your jeans and socks in one load (0.1429)
dropping your first truth and beauty bomb (0.1429)
losing your virginity (0.1429)
liking michael showalter a lot (0.1429)
in jokes (0.1429)
polydactyl cats (0.1429)
going hog wild (0.1429)
I don't know, always kind of liking narwhals yourself (0.1429)
having erotic fantasies about Bob Dylan (0.1429)
watching the sunrise (0.1429)
not boning a donkey (0.1429)
making out with that girl who turned out to still be in high school (0.1429)
sexy spaceships (0.1429)
that for every n in N there is a finite sequence a subscript k, of which every member is in Z and is nonnegative, such that the product for i from one to m, where m is the length of the sequence, of p subscript i to the power of a subscript i equals n (0.1429)
having impure thoughts about a teenage Winona Rider (0.1429)
learning an instrument (0.1452)
growing long hair (0.1453)
living abroad (0.1477)
breaking bones while snowboarding (0.1481)
not being pretentious enough (0.1481)
having a name that is fifty percent vowels (0.1500)
eating vaguely european (0.1500)
staying on the phone all night (0.1500)
not going to freecreditreport dot com (0.1500)
passing yourself off as royalty (0.1500)
being a meatatarian (0.1500)
blowing raspberries (0.1500)
not actually being bitter or a nihilist (0.1500)
accepting a lower paying but much less stressfull job (0.1505)
burning that motherfucker down (0.1515)
breaking the law (0.1522)
going to the gym (0.1524)
cheese (0.1525)
keeping on trucking (0.1538)
physically assaulting that guy who can't even bother to tune in the easy listening station properly in his cubicle (0.1538)
The Middleman being cancelled (0.1538)
paying for a whole seat but only using the edge (0.1538)
wearing two socks (0.1538)
wondering if we can get back up to forty thousand regrets in a year's time (0.1538)
sneaking around in a cardboard box, Metal Gear style (0.1538)
that "bottom regrets" and "most voted regrets" are white while "add a new regret" "search regrets" "recent regrets" "top regrets" and "recent comments" are all in blue (0.1538)
pie (0.1538)
making your time (0.1538)
listening to music that no one else has heard of (0.1538)
Monty Python (0.1538)
Being born (0.1543)
trying that exotic food (0.1544)
telling your parents you're an atheist (0.1552)
not kissing up to people, even if it's in your best interest to do so (0.1556)
memorising every Star Trek episode (0.1557)
keeping it real (0.1557)
lullabies (0.1563)
that the Index is back, and the old users are back, and it is amazing nostalgic times for all (0.1579)
that "avril lavigne" in Canadia is a line of spring fresh canuck bidets (0.1579)
getting drunk at a wedding (0.1579)
gay (0.1587)
eating in a rad mood (0.1600)
not watching the movie Pontypool (0.1600)
bondage (0.1600)
chocolate (0.1600)
reading the regret index (0.1613)
wikipedia (0.1622)
eating bread (0.1622)
playing Starfox Sixty Four (0.1647)
how many times you went back over the archive for Dinosaur comics (0.1648)
Pretending to be asleep to avoid talking (0.1649)
visiting this website (0.1656)
pretending you're a woman to get into nursing school (0.1667)
watching 'The Dark Knight' (0.1667)
staying up all night to watch the sun rise (0.1667)
magic (0.1667)
christmas (0.1667)
pudding (0.1667)
eating cows (0.1667)
meeting a possum (0.1667)
Pootie Tang being hated by critics (0.1667)
the general awesomeness of blacklights (0.1667)
pancakes (0.1667)
randomly meeting people who fill your heart with glee (0.1667)
that you always liked Mike more than Joel (0.1667)
being a pantyaire, like a millionaire but with panties instead of money (0.1667)
stories about elves and unicorns (0.1667)
busting myths (0.1667)
eating left handed (0.1667)
sweetness (0.1667)
refusing to accept the modern sense of "tweet" into your vocabulary (0.1667)
being the one kid in your nerd clique who instantly hated Return of the Jedi with a passion (0.1667)
chrono trigger (0.1667)
eating meat (0.1667)
wearing a tshirt with a dinosaur on it to a dinosaur museum (0.1667)
being in a rad mood (0.1667)
just wanting a sign (0.1667)
having an affair with the flirty executive assistant (0.1667)
clockwork (0.1667)
dessert (0.1676)
not waxing your eyebrows in high school (0.1690)
being able to say 'when I was your age, pluto was a planet' (0.1695)
playing in traffic (0.1696)
being British (0.1698)
eating a butterfinger (0.1702)
choosing cake instead of death (0.1707)
bringing up your distaste for Disney music (0.1711)
not switching to Geico (0.1712)
having eaten dinner (0.1714)
having a onesome (0.1717)
hugging a tree (0.1719)
ghosts (0.1724)
dancing naked ALL DAY LONG (0.1739)
neing a super freak super freak (0.1739)
wondering whether Kento, Document, Sarah, and Pseudonym have found the new regret index yet (0.1739)
that where we're going we don't need roads (0.1748)
not seeing Nicolas Cage after seeing Face Off (0.1750)
preparing for the zombie apocalypse (0.1750)
saving up some money (0.1750)
a log cabin (0.1757)
eating a huge nerd (0.1765)
thinking of lettuce as just a delivery system for salad dressing (0.1765)
planning for the zombie attack (0.1765)
raspberries, om nom nom (0.1765)
feeding the ducks (0.1765)
sending the President into exile (0.1765)
putting on your robe and wizard hat (0.1765)
not being one of those women who instantly fawn over babies (0.1765)
loving lamp (0.1771)
peanut butter (0.1778)
that Venn diagramming is your favorite type of diagramming (0.1786)
having a crush on the Utahraptor (0.1786)
painting the bedroom a color other than white or offwhite (0.1789)
bacon (0.1795)
not smoking (0.1795)
insisting on protection (0.1795)
still knowing the lyrics to eighties pop songs (0.1795)
hot bondage (0.1818)
streaking (0.1818)
dancing naked (0.1818)
choosing adventure over security (0.1818)
eating her out (0.1818)
simple english wikipedia (0.1818)
not really liking MMORPGs (0.1818)
camping (0.1818)
that, in a way, David Carradine's death from autoerotic asphyxiation could properly be termed "a fatal stroke" (0.1818)
pronouncing "Intelligentsia" with a hard G (0.1818)
the Pythagorean theorem (0.1818)
recognizing the beauty of mathematics and logic (0.1818)
that you wonder if rachel would be in your klan or hoard or guild or whatever when the pokemon mmorpg comes out (0.1818)
sexual congress (0.1818)
brownies (0.1818)
yogurt's laxative properties (0.1818)
not eating goats for a living (0.1818)
ever reading books (0.1818)
losing yourself and dreaming of world that lie between her fingers (0.1818)
being The One (0.1818)
knowing you created one of the bottom regrets (0.1818)
road trips (0.1818)
trying to convince someone you are their Tyler Durden (0.1818)
spending the Fourth in someone else's country (0.1818)
buying food for homeless people (0.1825)
dowloading that song (0.1835)
not living in Corvallis, Oregon (0.1835)
the metric system (0.1837)
washing your pet (0.1837)
yelling "in bed" at the end of fortune cookie fortunes (0.1837)
drawing penises on the worksheet (0.1842)
hot snogging (0.1842)
fry (0.1842)
being afraid of Americans (0.1842)
xylophones (0.1842)
learning new and interesting things about skin and blood (0.1848)
going to college (0.1852)
having a huge internet crush on Kate Beaton (0.1852)
revealing your nerdiness (0.1852)
being an alligator (0.1852)
standing the test of time (0.1852)
having a huge weiner (0.1852)
donating to public radio (0.1860)
being bigger on the inside (0.1860)
being the bee's knees (0.1860)
not knowing every ABBA song by heart, yet (0.1860)
playing chess (0.1875)
being real and fantastic (0.1875)
tricking a straight guy into dating another straight guy (0.1875)
wearing white after Labor Day (0.1875)
donating (0.1875)
watching Captain Planet (0.1875)
not knowing more about Anonymous (0.1875)
wanting to be under the sea, in an octopus's garden, in the shade (0.1875)
foreplay (0.1875)
comitting massive regret vote fraud (0.1875)
chocolate spread (0.1875)
Garfield Minus Garfield (0.1875)
good times (0.1875)
using the word "retarded" as a replacement for "stupid" (0.1875)
feeling that Pepe is the cutes BYOB corner pet (0.1875)
giving that dorky, but really sweet guy a chance (0.1885)
making love to your hand (0.1892)
going to Spain (0.1892)
dinosaur wrestling (0.1892)
turning it up to eleven (0.1892)
tapirs (0.1905)
taking boat (0.1905)
waiting most of the morning for the time to roll around when you can go to lunch at the most awesome hot dog place ever (0.1905)
being the cat's meow (0.1905)
eating a noun (0.1905)
that the sea is deep and full of mystery (0.1905)
shooting Scott Temple (0.1905)
hooking up words and phrases and clauses (0.1905)
the resurrection of the regret index (0.1915)
that you never had a chance to tell Farty McCrablice that YOU LOVE HIM (0.1923)
telling your mother you don't want to have children (0.1923)
this picture (0.1923)
holding cats (0.1935)
milk (0.1935)
earning a PhD instead of an MD (0.1935)
drawing a webcomic (0.1947)
reading pictures for sad children (0.1951)
post it notes (0.1957)
signing up for Twitter (0.1957)
being mean to the neighbor's rude kid (0.2000)
hooking up with ryan (0.2000)
losing your religion (0.2000)
that crazy night in Pheonix (0.2000)
finally taking a chance and talking to him or her (0.2000)
wondering what goes through their little kitty brains (0.2000)
shit son, I don't know (0.2000)
busting through the heavens with your drill (0.2000)
a glorious fart (0.2000)
not having balls (0.2000)
not joining the military (0.2000)
delicious ice cream (0.2000)
buying the newer model (0.2000)
someday wanting to own land, with fruit growing on that land (0.2000)
not having played Kingdom Hearts yet (0.2000)
how awesome broiling is (0.2000)
eating lunch yesterday (0.2000)
that larder is a pretty neat, word, a holdover whose anachronistic meaning specifically meant a COLD storage room, but post refrigeration came to mean simply a pantry, but it could also mean a supply of food, the thing itself (0.2000)
making pies (0.2000)
dandelion wine (0.2000)
getting over your ex so quickly (0.2000)
British English (0.2000)
going on a bicycle tour (0.2000)
Loosing you religion or faith (0.2000)
being the hottest item on the regret index (0.2000)
flipping off everyone you hated from high school (0.2000)
jumping in that lake (0.2022)
buying a Mac (0.2027)
not going to dartmouth (0.2034)
extra sprinkles (0.2037)
Fictional Jimbo Wales (0.2041)
listening to the whole CD (0.2051)
giving a gift as a surprise (0.2055)
mARRIAGE (0.2059)
liking folk rock (0.2059)
finding the key to the secret garden (0.2059)
experimenting with new and interesting sandwich fillings (0.2065)
running with scissors (0.2065)
missing the NBA playoffs to watch the new episode of 'Bizarre Foods with Andrew Zimmern' (0.2069)
swallowing (0.2069)
playing dress up (0.2075)
the Lord of the Rings (0.2079)
changing your cell phone number (0.2083)
airing out your nughty bits (0.2083)
inventing a maneuver (0.2083)
spending two hours on the phone with your grandmother (0.2083)
singing Bohemian Rhapsody at the top of your lungs (0.2083)
ever reading that first comic strip on the Web (0.2083)
broken broccoli (0.2083)
not knowing who Richard Dawkins is (0.2083)
white text on a dark background (0.2083)
thanksgiving (0.2086)
not going to prom (0.2088)
almost always using the British spellings for things, even though you are an American and your spell check always tells you it's wrong (0.2090)
quitting even though the job was OK, but just OK (0.2093)
wanting to take a girl under your arm (0.2105)
being Witty (0.2105)
extra cheese (0.2105)
wanting to ride your bicycle, wanting to ride it when you like (0.2105)
Dinosaur Comics' new layout (0.2105)
correcting your friends everytime they misspell Dromiceiomimus (0.2105)
the Dromiceiomimus' improbable colouring (0.2105)
sleeping for thirteen hours (0.2105)
xkcd (0.2105)
tickling her THERE (0.2105)
staying up all night to watch an eighteen year old paint her nails online (0.2115)
feeling closer to people in this world of regret (0.2121)
buying a motorcycle (0.2121)
watching the Donald Duck cartoon "Die Fuhrer's Face" (0.2121)
shooting a man in Reno just to watch him die (0.2128)
switching parties (0.2128)
what you did last Friday night (0.2135)
Jack Kerouac (0.2143)
air guitar (0.2143)
wondering, if the death machine was made of organic technology, could it predict its own death (0.2143)
not killing every faggot I've ever seen in my entire life (0.2143)
masturbating at a Jessica Alba movie (0.2143)
letting her sit in the front seat (0.2143)
lying on a futon (0.2143)
being crazy and or retarded (0.2143)
eating pizza (0.2143)
going to university (0.2143)
using words that are not really words (0.2143)
jerking off into your roommate's shampoo bottle, not just once but every day for like two weeks (0.2143)
disagreeing with things (0.2143)
being really cool (0.2143)
popping the zits on your ass (0.2143)
that consomme is broth with will (0.2143)
being the lazer viking (0.2143)
facial hair (0.2143)
listening to music at a much higher or lower volume than what the artist intended (0.2143)
cleaning out your bowels through the act of pooping (0.2143)
going to market (0.2143)
the invention of custard (0.2143)
going to the beach alone (0.2157)
using hugs, not drugs (0.2157)
being American (0.2160)
knowing why the caged bird sings (0.2162)
telling your brother he was adopted (0.2174)
ephemera (0.2174)
giggling over a heart's warm cockles (0.2174)
eating a tasty salad (0.2174)
taking care of knives (0.2174)
girls with full lips and wide hips (0.2174)
this place smelling like brownies all of the sudden (0.2174)
punching that baby, despite it's rude behavior (0.2174)
not eating Pizza Hut pizza (0.2174)
purposely deceiving someone who never listens to what you have to say (0.2182)
following Stephen Fry on Twitter (0.2192)
dancing with the devil in the pale moon light (0.2200)
the death of Clippy (0.2200)
tweed jackets with leather elbow patches (0.2206)
becoming vegetarian or vegan (0.2222)
tiger's belly (0.2222)
getting a credit card (0.2222)
explaining to someone what the Regret Index is (0.2222)
getting a tattoo (0.2222)
painting your fingernails lime green (0.2222)
fighting the Nausican (0.2222)
being Anonymous (0.2222)
looking at pictures of adorable puppies (0.2222)
major tom (0.2222)
taking comfort in the regret index in any way whatsoever (0.2222)
volunteering (0.2222)
wondering what the significance of the qwantz dot com domain name is (0.2222)
being too awesome (0.2222)
PIN numbers (0.2222)
studying linguistics (0.2233)
spending a whole bunch of time reading random articles on wikipedia (0.2235)
stealing the enterprise (0.2241)
crying during the first ten minutes of the new Star Trek movie (0.2241)
dancing all crazy (0.2250)
starting that fire (0.2250)
EXISTING (0.2254)
escaping out the back (0.2258)
spreading your legs (0.2258)
penis (0.2264)
Grad school (0.2264)
the internet (0.2268)
making love above the pub (0.2273)
cut and pasting a webcomic (0.2273)
eating out a feminist (0.2273)
takin it to the streets (0.2273)
cooking bacon (0.2273)
ATM machines (0.2273)
pictures for sad children (0.2286)
not settling down when all your friends did (0.2286)
a lifetime dedicated to public displays of air guitar (0.2286)
what happened in vegas (0.2286)
writing slashfiction about webcomic authors (0.2286)
wondering if there's a way to extract all of these autofill regrets into a text file for saving and possibly choosing the better ones (0.2286)
turning up at Ryan's door covered in mustard (0.2292)
optical illusions (0.2292)
being a Shakespeare nerd (0.2308)
lying about how spicy it was (0.2308)
filling your thesis with references to monkeys (0.2308)
running away from indie cred, even though you listen to some of the music (0.2308)
leaving a legacy (0.2308)
reading every single Dinosaur Comic from beginning to end in a single sitting (0.2308)
reproducing via meiosis (0.2308)
ordering from Amazon marketplace (0.2308)
globalisation (0.2308)
preferring women with body hair over women who shave (0.2308)
being your mother's child (0.2308)
having an adolescent crush on Christopher Walken (0.2308)
actually finding pigeons more cute than vermin like (0.2308)
that dreaming is free (0.2308)
birth control (0.2308)
eating cheese just for the sake of eating cheese (0.2308)
puttin' on the ritz (0.2308)
a French guy who looks like Janice Dickinson wearing a strap on under a fancy ball gown, just to piss off his rich bitch girlfriend and her annoying family (0.2308)
horseshoe crabs (0.2308)
that you like pie quite a bit (0.2308)
vaguely effeminate dancing frogs (0.2308)
buying a chocolate bar without checking the label first, only to find it had peanuts in it (0.2320)
chewing bubblegum (0.2326)
that your delicious cheeseburger was made from a cow whose cause of death was predicted by an infallible machine (0.2326)
learning all the elements in the periodic table in order (0.2328)
trying something new (0.2330)
my high GPA in high school (0.2333)
telling him you had feelings for him even though you really didn't know whether he'd reciprocate (0.2333)
referring to water as hydrogen hydroxide, as a means to both achieve maximal accuracy from the perspective of how the atoms are actually connected, and freaking people out (0.2333)
getting out of bed this morning (0.2333)
only that you have but one life to give for your country (0.2340)
log cabin (0.2340)
sticking with your major (0.2340)
spending an entire day listening to the same song on repeat (0.2348)
retiring early (0.2353)
tapping her mana (0.2353)
growing a handlebar moustache (0.2353)
thinking that dinosaur might be good to eat, depending on the species, but wondering if the size of the animal would effect the texture of the meat or something like that (0.2353)
going to church (0.2353)
paying for something with fifteen dollars in quarters (0.2353)
deep frying boring healthy food (0.2353)
the moon (0.2353)
asking them to wait for you (0.2353)
anonymity (0.2353)
wearing that outfit at the same time she did (0.2353)
wearing hipster glasses (0.2360)
asking her out (0.2368)
leaving the farm (0.2368)
irony (0.2368)
your haircut (0.2373)
getting hooked on Harry Potter or Twilight (0.2375)
adding this to StumbleUpon (0.2381)
buying a Wii (0.2381)
selling your nintendo wii (0.2381)
being the latest in nerd technology (0.2381)
reading, that shit is crazy (0.2381)
ice cream (0.2381)
hide and seek (0.2381)
making fun of people who instigate fights in YouTube's comments section (0.2381)
eating that piece of chocolate (0.2381)
doing it for the lulz (0.2386)
Skipping the Fiance's family Easter Dinner to play xbox and go to a concert (0.2389)
missing Efterklang at the Dublin Docklands (0.2400)
falling in love (0.2400)
going to an Ivy League school (0.2400)
losing your religion, like in that one song (0.2400)
eating a vegan (0.2400)
impersonating that person (0.2400)
helvetica (0.2400)
Paris (0.2400)
playing god (0.2400)
orthodontics (0.2407)
using flesh for digestive energy (0.2411)
Dresden Codak (0.2414)
still knowing the lyrics to nineties pop songs (0.2414)
nothing (0.2421)
smoking pot (0.2421)
going through a Bob Marley phase in college, like EVERYONE else (0.2424)
love (0.2424)
writing the letter "x" backwards and upsidedown (0.2424)
the english alphabet (0.2436)
having known love (0.2439)
not knowing any ABBA songs by Heart (0.2439)
not being on fire (0.2444)
sending emails using your friends emails when he or she leaves themselves logged in and are not looking (0.2449)
giving up eating mammals (0.2460)
rereading all the harry potter books (0.2462)
dating someone much younger (0.2474)
breaking up with my first love (0.2482)
not giving David Gwilliam kisses before he got married (0.2500)
line dancing while drunk (0.2500)
getting a liberal arts education (0.2500)
having sex with your boss' underage daughter (0.2500)
getting divorced (0.2500)
your very existence (0.2500)
trolling the UK government petition site with stupid petitions you know would be rejected (0.2500)
Ryan getting the Regret Index back up (0.2500)
being necessarily clever (0.2500)
being born during the hot war (0.2500)
speaking in spoonerisms (0.2500)
being scared of Kefka (0.2500)
thinking someone was hot just because they were good at maths (0.2500)
correcting people on their improper use of the subjunctive (0.2500)
having low pop culture IQ (0.2500)
knowing she was gay and still dating her (0.2500)
taking the last brownie (0.2500)
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going fishing with your dad (0.2500)
the first time you got drunk (0.2500)
that Japanese people LOVE coelacanths (0.2500)
sticking it to the man (0.2500)
never dealing drugs (0.2500)
that English is your fourth language and you speak it better than your first but not your second (0.2500)
that aloe plants are awesome (0.2500)
girls, ewwwwww (0.2500)
licking out a feminist (0.2500)
English (0.2500)
loving songs that have really depressing lyrics to go along with a happy beat (0.2500)
liking songs that seem innocent on first listening, but end up being about serial killers or something like that (0.2500)
deep fat frying a twinkie (0.2500)
kareoke (0.2500)
ever saying "no fat chicks" (0.2500)
eating a minimalist (0.2500)
picking up the banana phone (0.2500)
taking the boat (0.2500)
using my mom's deodorant (0.2500)
considering eating two dollars and fifty cents worth of raspberries in one sitting (0.2500)
Snape really dying in book seven (0.2500)
hugging a koala (0.2500)
books (0.2500)
answering the telephone in a foreign language (0.2500)
being a huge nerd (0.2500)
having sexy intestines (0.2500)
wondering what kind of girl would be impressed with somebody smoking, it doesn't seem that difficult to do (0.2500)
going the extra mile (0.2500)
ira glass vs philip glass in "glass warfare" (0.2500)
coming on to the regret index (0.2500)
the existence of the interrobang! (0.2500)
a clandestine meating (0.2500)
the simpsons (0.2500)
all of the weird things you are a fan of (0.2500)
adding a new regret (0.2500)
eating babies (0.2500)
falling in love with the majesty of colors (0.2500)
living and learning (0.2500)
life being so tasty (0.2500)
lesbians (0.2500)
being a pc (0.2500)
not having a penis (0.2500)
eating creepy things because they're tasty (0.2500)
deliberately misunderstanding offensive slang by taking it literally, ie assume when someone says 'faggot' that they refer to a bundle of sticks or twigs (0.2500)
having so many ideas (0.2500)
fluffy cats (0.2500)
putting mixed veggies in your scrambled eggs (0.2500)
having a cute little white butt (0.2500)
that unlike Hank Hill, you don't have to sell propane OR propane accessories (0.2500)
your sudden urge to make brownies (0.2500)
insisting on precision (0.2540)
eating mexican food (0.2540)
unpacking my adjectives (0.2542)
dyeing your hair (0.2545)
sexy times with a friend (0.2547)
going back for seconds on dessert (0.2547)
everything (0.2553)
socializing instead of playing video games (0.2556)
chromatic scales (0.2558)
being (0.2558)
wishing you could give yourself a blowie (0.2564)
having a winsome onesome (0.2564)
not listening to Billy Zane (0.2564)
tang (0.2564)
not trying alcohol sooner (0.2564)
not googling The Underfold (0.2568)
not knowing what the big deal with Twitter is (0.2571)
homographic homophonic autantonyms (0.2571)
being a socialist (0.2571)
quoting that xkcd comic (0.2581)
zombies ate my neighbors (0.2581)
puppy dawgs (0.2581)
masturbating (0.2581)
buying one of each in EVERY COLOUR (0.2584)
painting your fingernails black (0.2593)
eating macademia nuts (0.2593)
eating tofu (0.2595)
the final countdown (0.2600)
eating all the royalty (0.2609)
loving chocolate so damn much (0.2609)
cathedrals (0.2609)
bursting out into evil laughter in a crowded or public place (0.2609)
throwing your underwear onto the stage (0.2609)
Philip Fry's eleventh year of living in the future (0.2609)
going to graduate school (0.2614)
learning lisp (0.2619)
reading through the entire dinosaur comics archive and then talking like Ryan for the next month (0.2619)
watching Borat (0.2628)
cooking hamburgers on my engine block (0.2632)
writing a novel (0.2632)
selling myself to science (0.2632)
being winsome (0.2632)
eating that cookie out of the trash (0.2632)
going commando (0.2632)
your twisted desires (0.2632)
having a stomach that growls (0.2632)
polygamy (0.2632)
getting milk faced and humming like rabbits (0.2632)
living on the edge (0.2632)
throwing your hands up in the air, waving them around like you just don't care (0.2632)
eating a child once (0.2632)
being vaguely european (0.2632)
sexuality (0.2632)
wondering what kind of feelings different animals feel (0.2632)
being there for her when she needed you (0.2632)
wanting gummi bears and or banana chips right now (0.2632)
cleaning up after yourself (0.2632)
that shorts are comfy and easy to wear (0.2647)
winter (0.2647)
responding with Sassy Molassy (0.2658)
crowdsurfing (0.2667)
mocha (0.2667)
faking your own death (0.2667)
being a dog person (0.2667)
alligators in the sewer (0.2667)
not having tiny brown birds live behind your air conditioner (0.2667)
that all you know about Final Fantasy, you learned from a friend who really liked it when you were teenagers (0.2667)
slowly replacing every part of your body with machinery (0.2667)
reading through the entire dinosaur comics archive and then tasting like Ryan for the next month (0.2667)
trying to figure out if using "Cocksucker" as an insult is sexist and or homophobic (0.2667)
The Princess Bride (0.2667)
spooning Jewel's boobs (0.2667)
loving your mama (0.2667)
Peeing in someone's drink (0.2667)
eating food that fell on the ground (0.2667)
the trend in ballet slippers, which you think are much less sexy than a flip flop or a sandal with open toes, mmmm, toes (0.2667)
not being a latin american migrant worker in Japan (0.2667)
coming to this site (0.2667)
doing a favour that I knew would not be repayed (0.2674)
remaining a virgin after college (0.2692)
spin the bottle (0.2692)
Wagner (0.2692)
living drug free (0.2692)
that now that the Regret Index is back, you can go back to ignoring your Facebook, Twitter, Livejournal, Tegaki, and Deviantart (0.2692)
listining to something when you know it'll make you cry (0.2692)
cooking yourself a lavish meal and not sharing it with anyone (0.2695)
your First Time (0.2698)
pokemon (0.2700)
a tiny woman (0.2703)
losing your virginity when you did (0.2703)
switching majors (0.2703)
private school (0.2703)
thinking that the dude in the header of this website is kinda cute (0.2703)
verbing words (0.2703)
going POOP (0.2703)
not memorising every Star Trek episode (0.2705)
eating pistachio nuts (0.2708)
putting these dumb questions on here (0.2716)
joining community theater (0.2727)
banjo dueling (0.2727)
hasbro (0.2727)
only listening to good music (0.2727)
wondering where all these regretters came from (0.2727)
watching your internet friend on the cameras you installed in their bedroom without their knowledge (0.2727)
making references to poetry (0.2727)
Taking an art degree (0.2727)
sighing (0.2727)
making fun of fat swans (0.2727)
whaling on the moon (0.2727)
pushing it real good (0.2727)
pushing it well (0.2727)
going to the fancy dress party as Batman, knowing full well that the theme had no conceivable connection to Batman (0.2727)
making friends with a cat named Badger (0.2727)
eating bacon made from pigs that had swine flu (0.2727)
opening a nice, refreshing Tab (0.2727)
brutal legend (0.2727)
kind of wishing you were sick enough to be hospitalized so you could merit a few days' rest and care (0.2727)
building a birdhouse in your soul (0.2727)
not shaving for a month (0.2727)
being the cool aunt or uncle instead of having kids (0.2727)
a giant cup of hot chocolate, complete with little marshmellows and cream (0.2727)
underboob (0.2727)
challenging someone to a duel via a glove to the face (0.2727)
going wee wee wee all the way home (0.2727)
M C Escher (0.2727)
dating (0.2727)
hugging your dog (0.2727)
wishing you was a tiger (0.2727)
going out to the woods today (0.2727)
taking up the ukulele (0.2727)
uisng pirate insults in a real fight (0.2727)
loving (0.2727)
changing your name (0.2727)
not sleeping with that tranvestite (0.2727)
saying the name of the Scottish play (0.2727)
drinking from the tap (0.2727)
ripping off penis jokes (0.2727)
boneless skinless chicken breasts (0.2727)
theamazingregretindexing (0.2727)
loving Canada (0.2727)
being crazy 'bout Elvis (0.2727)
not eating my shorts (0.2727)
taking a dump so big your pants fit better (0.2727)
being childfree (0.2727)
floating in a most peculiar way (0.2727)
eating that last cookie (0.2747)
living with your mother (0.2750)
picking Charmander (0.2750)
flirting with somebody other than your significant other (0.2754)
that your livingroom is full of dancers (0.2759)
for some reason having a bias against nicotine (0.2759)
flames (0.2759)
the venture brothers (0.2759)
opening the windows (0.2759)
listening to a favorite song on repeat for hours (0.2759)
fasting (0.2759)
super fat hippos (0.2766)
using this site to admit your regrets (0.2766)
having that threesome (0.2766)
getting (0.2768)
asking them out (0.2770)
your wares (0.2778)
eating boxed triceratops (0.2778)
wondering why rachel has returned to commenting without using her name (0.2778)
being Ryan (0.2778)
not taking home ec in junior high (0.2778)
liking fat thighs you can not lie (0.2778)
walruses (0.2778)
giving your best when you know it won't be enough (0.2778)
not keeping up with the jonesing (0.2778)
ever seeing the rain (0.2778)
looking at gross and fascinating things on Wikipedia (0.2778)
not telling your parents (0.2788)
memorizing Monty Python and the Holy Grail (0.2791)
getting mushrooms on your pizza (0.2796)
watching House (0.2797)
not having an abortion (0.2800)
learning so many digits of pi (0.2800)
that someone keeps looking at my submitted regrets and combining them to form hilarious new ones (0.2800)
coming out (0.2800)
going back in time to punch nazis in da face (0.2800)
that you were only referring to the subjects of ABBA's music primarily seeming to come from a feminine point of view, but yeah, you don't mind referring to longhaired blonde Swedish dudes as "chicks" (0.2800)
being well envoweled (0.2800)
not owning a single pair of tube socks (0.2800)
being well endowed (0.2800)
spending the entire night going through the archives of that webcomic (0.2804)
doing acid (0.2813)
all those Baileys On The Rocks with no regard for caloric intake (0.2813)
boats (0.2813)
wanting to discover life with someone (0.2813)
your gay experience (0.2817)
being honest (0.2818)
missing the Butthole Surfers concert (0.2821)
the successful launch of Sputnik I (0.2826)
eating too much at Thanksgiving (0.2836)
believing in karma (0.2857)
following a dream even though it didn't work out (0.2857)
fucking his mom (0.2857)
your time machine (0.2857)
eating snakes (0.2857)
your double agency (0.2857)
wondering where this eating meme came from (0.2857)
the ventures (0.2857)
the death of a disco dancer (0.2857)
having your memories backed up on a thumb drive (0.2857)
telling her how you feel (0.2857)
Beth (0.2857)
throwing meat at vegans (0.2857)
coconut bras (0.2857)
vowels (0.2857)
living in a country that doesn't have bagged milk (0.2857)
dancing while no one's watching (0.2857)
your fingertips tasting like garlic (0.2857)
never doing bad things (0.2857)
using drugs (0.2857)
taking the Amtrak (0.2857)
tieing your best friend up (0.2857)
having a detachable penis (0.2857)
that your whole family is made of meat (0.2857)
screaming I LOVE YOU from the top of your lungs (0.2857)
taking an expectorant (0.2857)
being born after Freddy Mercury died (0.2857)
lurking (0.2857)
kissing him (0.2864)
deciding you are too cool to go to the prom (0.2867)
telling the truth, even though it hurt him (0.2875)
secretly wanting internet fame (0.2877)
kissing that boy in Ithaca (0.2885)
rubbing my face in a tiger's belly (0.2889)
kissing that bearded man (0.2889)
finally knowing the score (0.2889)
playing Spyro (0.2895)
hanging out with strangers on public transit (0.2903)
your circumcision (0.2917)
going on to hotornot just to give everyone a really low score to stop them getting big headed (0.2917)
puns (0.2917)
that Weezing is a member of both the Team Rocket Poison Type binary with Arbok, and the Cinnabar Mansion Pollution binary with Muk (0.2917)
not sleeping with him (0.2917)
learning to play the spoons (0.2917)
gazing (0.2917)
The Ten Second Rule (0.2917)
intentionally spreading Swine Flu (0.2923)
that this site is HOT OR NOT for cool people (0.2927)
tackling her (0.2927)
going to the prom (0.2931)
sleeping with your best friend (0.2931)
waking up this morning (0.2932)
taking the red pill (0.2933)
getting it pierced (0.2941)
pooping on a dog (0.2941)
going to a tiny college (0.2941)
polytheism (0.2941)
only wanting to see Wolverine because of the hot, hairy Liev Schreiber (0.2941)
every sexual experience you've ever had (0.2941)
driving all day in order to pick up your brother, who is coming home for the summer (0.2941)
only watching Intervention so you can feel better about your life choices (0.2941)
accidentally setting my balls on fire with a barbecue lighter (0.2941)
being a child once (0.2941)
coming from the land of the ice and snow, from the midnight sun where the hot springs flow (0.2941)
not voting for the President (0.2941)
using ghee as an intimate lubricant (0.2941)
rioting with the frenzied mob (0.2941)
that fry is your favorite character on futurama (0.2941)
not giving change to what you thought was a homeless guy but was just some dude in need of a shower (0.2941)
taking it all off (0.2941)
the flowers that bloom in the spring (0.2941)
wondering how one gets a job as a taxidermist and bone cleaner (0.2941)
your internet name lasting this long (0.2941)
peeing in the shower (0.2941)
using only one pokemon (0.2941)
giving that bum some money (0.2947)

most voted regrets

meeting Brian Peppers (12078/0.9998)
turtles (2607/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2430/0.0000)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2335/0.5073)
breasts (1440/0.0135)
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