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WE WERE ON A BREAK
Bumgarner
at this point I have completely lost all enthusiasm for the hobby
he's not allowed to fly it without my supervision
working part time in a five and dime
Celebrity Wedding Planner
bottoming for Tinkling Hoe in Ass Enameler Job VII
bottoming for James Earl Bones in The Loin King VII
Hepster's Dictionary
spoiling The Lion King for Hayden Christensen, apparently
you cannot possibly be genuinely mad at me for saying that The Lion King has got sand in it
wondering if poor James Earl Jones ever gets any sand blowjobs
it's not racist, the sand spelled out SEX
that's racist
James Earl Jones was in The Lion King, he can't have a too much of a problem with sand
wondering if poor James Earl Jones ever gets any sand blowback
wondering if people actually do for real send sand to Hayden Christensen and whether he still finds that amusing
trying to complain in writing to your ISP, only to find that they probably closed down all operations in your country, as in, literally all operations bar the already running hardware which is presumably maintained by gnomes, seven years ago
sand lover
Rifftrax Anakin Skywalker I Don't Like Sand
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not realizing until you had wasted lots of time that when your ex said he didn't want a serious relationship, he meant it (1.0000)
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using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
drinking champagne out of a chimp anus (0.0000)
sprinking chocolate chips on your beloved's breasts as you knead them (0.0000)
the death of Sylvia Browne (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
not being Kento (0.0000)
having sex with a girl who looked a lot like Christina Ricci (0.0000)
telling that girl in second grade who insisted that you were "the boss of her" to show you her vagina (0.0000)
not eating out Kento (0.0000)
holding your boobs when you run down the stairs (0.0000)
The Curious Cans of Benjamin Buttocks (0.0000)
licking Danish remoulade off of Chris Lydon's erect penis (0.0000)
slamming your dick in the car door (0.0000)
turtles (0.0004)
regret index greatest tits, Kento (0.0115)
breasts (0.0135)
buying multiple copies of the book "To Be or Not to Be" by the incredibly handsome New York Times bestselling author Ryan North (0.0161)
Twin Long Rods #Two (0.0175)
slamming your dick in Jewel's boobs (0.0185)
saying no when you should have said yes (0.0217)
having a lesbian crush on Alex Dainis (0.0233)
playing Dungeons & Dragons with Tim Duncan (0.0286)
dongs (0.0297)
going to the Sweatiest Ass in the World world premiere with Kento (0.0309)
staring at Bicoid Babe's ass seriously (0.0310)
all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy (0.0313)
fisting Kevin Bacon at home (0.0370)
hating reality TV shows (0.0385)
sexy makeouts (0.0400)
being awesome (0.0410)
going slightly out of your way to step on that crunchy looking leaf (0.0433)
consistent pubic lice (0.0455)
dinosaurs (0.0466)
Receiving from Jaylala (0.0476)
listening to Wagner (0.0500)
being the real deal (0.0526)
spooning Kento's boobs (0.0526)
all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy (0.0541)
learning to play the xylophone (0.0543)
all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy (0.0556)
how weird The Regret Index becomes at night (0.0556)
breastfeeding (0.0556)
Allison Iraheta being voted off American Idol (0.0556)
being a nerd (0.0580)
drinking delicious lemonade and popping wheelies (0.0588)
boobs (0.0625)
making a fort in your living room out of couch cushions (0.0625)
building a castle out of the junk in a junkyard (0.0625)
managing to resist the perverse curiosity to see TwoGirlsOneCup, so far (0.0625)
that rachel is back (0.0625)
demanding proof (0.0667)
this video (0.0667)
playing it loud (0.0704)
wondering what penguin would tase like (0.0714)
having to wear glasses (0.0714)
not having seen Muriel's Wedding (0.0714)
really not regretting the number one four two eight at all (0.0714)
attempting to lucid dream (0.0714)
defending the bullied kid (0.0718)
discovering webcomics (0.0722)
your love of eighties action movies (0.0727)
all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy (0.0732)
dromiceiomimus (0.0750)
rocking out (0.0759)
liking michael showalter a lot (0.0769)
making out with that girl who turned out to still be in high school (0.0769)
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being a rocker (0.0769)
playing Dungeons & Dragons with Tim Duncan (0.0769)
eating roast beef off of your own boobs (0.0769)
getting FOUR fish hooks stuck in your scrotum (0.0769)
flushing that gallon of rotten shrimp down the toilet (0.0769)
boobs, vaginas, asses, and such (0.0769)
eating raised bread (0.0800)
sharing warm spiced cider with a loved one (0.0800)
sexing her hardcore (0.0800)
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soliciting a fourteen year old boy to pose for sexually explicit photographs (0.0833)
deep throating Stephen Fry (0.0833)
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choosing Squirtle (0.0833)
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not supporting the President (0.0833)
dinosaur comics (0.0833)
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saying, "boners ahoy!" (0.0853)
being meat (0.0882)
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Digimon (0.0952)
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holding hands (0.0952)
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publicly mocking Swine Flu (0.0970)
learning another language (0.0980)
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the very last thing you said (0.0991)
saying 'boners ahoy' (0.1000)
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less than three (0.1000)
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defending cream soda (0.1062)
putting punctuation in your comment (0.1067)
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starting over (0.1079)
drinking your first drink (0.1087)
popping wheelies with the boys (0.1100)
following that white rabbit (0.1111)
loving Batman (0.1111)
the last time you drank (0.1111)
vandalizing Wikipedia's chicken page that one time (0.1111)
going to lunch (0.1111)
that stuff getting eaten is inherently funny (0.1111)
not boning a donkey (0.1111)
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having seen Star Wars all the through probably over a hundred times (0.1111)
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World War Two's ending in Allied victory (0.1129)
party party partying hard (0.1136)
ryan north (0.1143)
smoking weed (0.1154)
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making mud soup as a kid (0.1163)
friendship (0.1167)
making a little space for the cheese slices (0.1176)
spending an evening eating spicy cheetos, reading language log, and masturbating to nude photos of your ex from five years ago (0.1176)
the death of Margaret Hilda Thatcher (0.1176)
the little wiggly things at the end of feet (0.1176)
spending all weekend naked (0.1176)
downloading music illegally (0.1176)
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getting your hot cocoa on (0.1200)
listening to Beethoven (0.1200)
accepting candy from strangers (0.1204)
skipping work to sit in the sun (0.1212)
thinking of rain (0.1212)
the color of blood outside the body when one has iron based blood (0.1212)
Voting for Barak Obama (0.1228)
reading the book that changed everything (0.1250)
getting a lick job from a trannie hooker in the dumpster behind Steak n Shake (0.1250)
not meeting Emily Gray (0.1250)
chocolate (0.1250)
that you tend to give money to buskers or not depending on their talent (0.1250)
hating family guy almost as soon as it was uncanceled (0.1250)
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having sex at seventeen (0.1304)
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free speech (0.1316)
all those books you read (0.1321)
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not installing Safari Three on all your computers yet (0.1333)
obama (0.1348)
taking AP classes (0.1349)
qwantz (0.1356)
not kissing up to people, even if it's in your best interest to do so (0.1364)
watching Mystery Science Theatre all night (0.1364)
making out with that girl dressed as a French maid at that costume party (0.1364)
kissing her (0.1364)
chrono trigger (0.1379)
pretending you're a woman to get into nursing school (0.1379)
eating bread (0.1389)
the indescribable beauty of simplicity (0.1389)
being one of the very few people in your circle of friends to never really have the urge to smoke cigarettes (0.1389)
spending an entire weekend in your pjs (0.1392)
having a power level of over NINE THOUSAND (0.1395)
not wringing your parent's neck (0.1400)
losing your virginity (0.1429)
in jokes (0.1429)
ap classes (0.1429)
putting your jeans and socks in one load (0.1429)
dropping your first truth and beauty bomb (0.1429)
skipping the Harry Potter midnight release (0.1429)
going hog wild (0.1429)
I don't know, always kind of liking narwhals yourself (0.1429)
being the hottest item on the regret index (0.1429)
Zooey Deschanel looks like a sandblasted Lucy Lawless (0.1429)
having impure thoughts about a teenage Winona Rider (0.1429)
iTunes somehow playing the same song around the same time every day despite being on shuffle (0.1429)
having erotic fantasies about Bob Dylan (0.1429)
watching the sunrise (0.1429)
that larder is a pretty neat, word, a holdover whose anachronistic meaning specifically meant a COLD storage room, but post refrigeration came to mean simply a pantry, but it could also mean a supply of food, the thing itself (0.1429)
sexy spaceships (0.1429)
polydactyl cats (0.1429)
eating food that are high in potastium (0.1429)
learning an instrument (0.1452)
gay (0.1452)
growing long hair (0.1453)
breaking the law (0.1460)
going to the gym (0.1472)
living abroad (0.1477)
breaking bones while snowboarding (0.1481)
that Venn diagramming is your favorite type of diagramming (0.1481)
not being pretentious enough (0.1481)
having a name that is fifty percent vowels (0.1500)
eating vaguely european (0.1500)
staying on the phone all night (0.1500)
passing yourself off as royalty (0.1500)
not going to freecreditreport dot com (0.1500)
hooking up words and phrases and clauses (0.1500)
being a meatatarian (0.1500)
blowing raspberries (0.1500)
that the sea is deep and full of mystery (0.1500)
accepting a lower paying but much less stressfull job (0.1505)
memorising every Star Trek episode (0.1506)
trying that exotic food (0.1513)
feeding the ducks (0.1515)
burning that motherfucker down (0.1515)
cheese (0.1525)
keeping on trucking (0.1538)
wondering if we can get back up to forty thousand regrets in a year's time (0.1538)
sneaking around in a cardboard box, Metal Gear style (0.1538)
physically assaulting that guy who can't even bother to tune in the easy listening station properly in his cubicle (0.1538)
The Middleman being cancelled (0.1538)
that "bottom regrets" and "most voted regrets" are white while "add a new regret" "search regrets" "recent regrets" "top regrets" and "recent comments" are all in blue (0.1538)
pie (0.1538)
making your time (0.1538)
listening to music that no one else has heard of (0.1538)
Monty Python (0.1538)
wearing two socks (0.1538)
paying for a whole seat but only using the edge (0.1538)
Being born (0.1543)
playing Starfox Sixty Four (0.1548)
telling your parents you're an atheist (0.1552)
being able to say 'when I was your age, pluto was a planet' (0.1552)
keeping it real (0.1557)
Pretending to be asleep to avoid talking (0.1563)
lullabies (0.1563)
that the Index is back, and the old users are back, and it is amazing nostalgic times for all (0.1579)
that "avril lavigne" in Canadia is a line of spring fresh canuck bidets (0.1579)
getting drunk at a wedding (0.1593)
bondage (0.1600)
eating in a rad mood (0.1600)
not watching the movie Pontypool (0.1600)
being real and fantastic (0.1613)
reading the regret index (0.1613)
drawing penises on the worksheet (0.1622)
wikipedia (0.1622)
dessert (0.1630)
a log cabin (0.1644)
how many times you went back over the archive for Dinosaur comics (0.1648)
visiting this website (0.1656)
watching 'The Dark Knight' (0.1667)
staying up all night to watch the sun rise (0.1667)
being the one kid in your nerd clique who instantly hated Return of the Jedi with a passion (0.1667)
eating meat (0.1667)
that you always liked Mike more than Joel (0.1667)
stories about elves and unicorns (0.1667)
refusing to accept the modern sense of "tweet" into your vocabulary (0.1667)
busting myths (0.1667)
sweetness (0.1667)
wearing a tshirt with a dinosaur on it to a dinosaur museum (0.1667)
being in a rad mood (0.1667)
flipping off everyone you hated from high school (0.1667)
having an affair with the flirty executive assistant (0.1667)
clockwork (0.1667)
birth control (0.1667)
randomly meeting people who fill your heart with glee (0.1667)
being a pantyaire, like a millionaire but with panties instead of money (0.1667)
magic (0.1667)
christmas (0.1667)
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Pootie Tang being hated by critics (0.1667)
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pancakes (0.1667)
not waxing your eyebrows in high school (0.1690)
being British (0.1698)
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choosing cake instead of death (0.1707)
bringing up your distaste for Disney music (0.1711)
playing in traffic (0.1712)
having eaten dinner (0.1714)
having a onesome (0.1717)
hugging a tree (0.1719)
escaping out the back (0.1724)
ghosts (0.1724)
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broken broccoli (0.1739)
dancing naked ALL DAY LONG (0.1739)
that where we're going we don't need roads (0.1748)
not seeing Nicolas Cage after seeing Face Off (0.1750)
preparing for the zombie apocalypse (0.1750)
saving up some money (0.1750)
painting the bedroom a color other than white or offwhite (0.1755)
not living in Corvallis, Oregon (0.1759)
eating a huge nerd (0.1765)
planning for the zombie attack (0.1765)
raspberries, om nom nom (0.1765)
sending the President into exile (0.1765)
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thinking of lettuce as just a delivery system for salad dressing (0.1765)
not being one of those women who instantly fawn over babies (0.1765)
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peanut butter (0.1778)
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bacon (0.1795)
insisting on protection (0.1795)
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losing yourself and dreaming of world that lie between her fingers (0.1818)
ira glass vs philip glass in "glass warfare" (0.1818)
being The One (0.1818)
choosing adventure over security (0.1818)
brownies (0.1818)
never having given a blowjob (0.1818)
yogurt's laxative properties (0.1818)
sexual congress (0.1818)
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living and learning (0.1818)
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simple english wikipedia (0.1818)
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camping (0.1818)
that, in a way, David Carradine's death from autoerotic asphyxiation could properly be termed "a fatal stroke" (0.1818)
pronouncing "Intelligentsia" with a hard G (0.1818)
the Pythagorean theorem (0.1818)
recognizing the beauty of mathematics and logic (0.1818)
hot bondage (0.1818)
streaking (0.1818)
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knowing you created one of the bottom regrets (0.1818)
road trips (0.1818)
kareoke (0.1818)
trying to convince someone you are their Tyler Durden (0.1818)
Snape really dying in book seven (0.1818)
spending the Fourth in someone else's country (0.1818)
buying food for homeless people (0.1825)
dowloading that song (0.1835)
the metric system (0.1837)
washing your pet (0.1837)
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hot snogging (0.1842)
xylophones (0.1842)
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revealing your nerdiness (0.1852)
being an alligator (0.1852)
standing the test of time (0.1852)
having a huge weiner (0.1852)
donating to public radio (0.1860)
being bigger on the inside (0.1860)
being the bee's knees (0.1860)
not knowing every ABBA song by heart, yet (0.1860)
playing chess (0.1875)
tricking a straight guy into dating another straight guy (0.1875)
wearing white after Labor Day (0.1875)
donating (0.1875)
watching Captain Planet (0.1875)
deep frying boring healthy food (0.1875)
not knowing more about Anonymous (0.1875)
wanting to be under the sea, in an octopus's garden, in the shade (0.1875)
feeling that Pepe is the cutes BYOB corner pet (0.1875)
Garfield Minus Garfield (0.1875)
using the word "retarded" as a replacement for "stupid" (0.1875)
foreplay (0.1875)
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chocolate spread (0.1875)
good times (0.1875)
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making love to your hand (0.1892)
going to Spain (0.1892)
dinosaur wrestling (0.1892)
turning it up to eleven (0.1892)
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tapirs (0.1905)
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cooking bacon (0.1905)
shooting Scott Temple (0.1905)
changing your cell phone number (0.1915)
the resurrection of the regret index (0.1915)
that you never had a chance to tell Farty McCrablice that YOU LOVE HIM (0.1923)
telling your mother you don't want to have children (0.1923)
this picture (0.1923)
jumping in that lake (0.1932)
milk (0.1935)
earning a PhD instead of an MD (0.1935)
holding cats (0.1935)
drawing a webcomic (0.1947)
reading pictures for sad children (0.1951)
post it notes (0.1957)
signing up for Twitter (0.1957)
running with scissors (0.1978)
correcting your friends everytime they misspell Dromiceiomimus (0.2000)
being mean to the neighbor's rude kid (0.2000)
hooking up with ryan (0.2000)
losing your religion (0.2000)
that crazy night in Pheonix (0.2000)
finally taking a chance and talking to him or her (0.2000)
dandelion wine (0.2000)
getting over your ex so quickly (0.2000)
British English (0.2000)
going on a bicycle tour (0.2000)
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delicious ice cream (0.2000)
making fun of people who instigate fights in YouTube's comments section (0.2000)
someday wanting to own land, with fruit growing on that land (0.2000)
not having played Kingdom Hearts yet (0.2000)
eating lunch yesterday (0.2000)
opening a nice, refreshing Tab (0.2000)
making pies (0.2000)
eating that piece of chocolate (0.2000)
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shit son, I don't know (0.2000)
busting through the heavens with your drill (0.2000)
a glorious fart (0.2000)
not having balls (0.2000)
not joining the military (0.2000)
buying a Mac (0.2027)
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extra sprinkles (0.2037)
Fictional Jimbo Wales (0.2041)
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giving a gift as a surprise (0.2055)
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finding the key to the secret garden (0.2059)
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missing the NBA playoffs to watch the new episode of 'Bizarre Foods with Andrew Zimmern' (0.2069)
playing dress up (0.2075)
the Lord of the Rings (0.2079)
spending two hours on the phone with your grandmother (0.2083)
singing Bohemian Rhapsody at the top of your lungs (0.2083)
ever reading that first comic strip on the Web (0.2083)
airing out your nughty bits (0.2083)
inventing a maneuver (0.2083)
buying the newer model (0.2083)
white text on a dark background (0.2083)
thanksgiving (0.2086)
not going to prom (0.2088)
almost always using the British spellings for things, even though you are an American and your spell check always tells you it's wrong (0.2090)
quitting even though the job was OK, but just OK (0.2093)
wanting to take a girl under your arm (0.2105)
being Witty (0.2105)
extra cheese (0.2105)
the Dromiceiomimus' improbable colouring (0.2105)
wanting to ride your bicycle, wanting to ride it when you like (0.2105)
how awesome broiling is (0.2105)
Dinosaur Comics' new layout (0.2105)
sleeping for thirteen hours (0.2105)
being your mother's child (0.2105)
xkcd (0.2105)
tickling her THERE (0.2105)
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buying a motorcycle (0.2121)
watching the Donald Duck cartoon "Die Fuhrer's Face" (0.2121)
shooting a man in Reno just to watch him die (0.2128)
switching parties (0.2128)
what you did last Friday night (0.2135)
Jack Kerouac (0.2143)
that consomme is broth with will (0.2143)
being the lazer viking (0.2143)
eating pizza (0.2143)
going to university (0.2143)
air guitar (0.2143)
wondering, if the death machine was made of organic technology, could it predict its own death (0.2143)
masturbating at a Jessica Alba movie (0.2143)
letting her sit in the front seat (0.2143)
lying on a futon (0.2143)
facial hair (0.2143)
listening to music at a much higher or lower volume than what the artist intended (0.2143)
cleaning out your bowels through the act of pooping (0.2143)
going to market (0.2143)
the invention of custard (0.2143)
jerking off into your roommate's shampoo bottle, not just once but every day for like two weeks (0.2143)
using words that are not really words (0.2143)
being really cool (0.2143)
disagreeing with things (0.2143)
going to the beach alone (0.2157)
using hugs, not drugs (0.2157)
being American (0.2160)
knowing why the caged bird sings (0.2162)
telling your brother he was adopted (0.2174)
ephemera (0.2174)
optical illusions (0.2174)
giggling over a heart's warm cockles (0.2174)
punching that baby, despite it's rude behavior (0.2174)
not eating Pizza Hut pizza (0.2174)
eating a tasty salad (0.2174)
taking care of knives (0.2174)
girls with full lips and wide hips (0.2174)
this place smelling like brownies all of the sudden (0.2174)
not knowing who Richard Dawkins is (0.2174)
purposely deceiving someone who never listens to what you have to say (0.2182)
following Stephen Fry on Twitter (0.2192)
being crazy and or retarded (0.2195)
dancing with the devil in the pale moon light (0.2200)
the death of Clippy (0.2200)
tweed jackets with leather elbow patches (0.2206)
becoming vegetarian or vegan (0.2222)
tiger's belly (0.2222)
getting a credit card (0.2222)
explaining to someone what the Regret Index is (0.2222)
getting a tattoo (0.2222)
painting your fingernails lime green (0.2222)
fighting the Nausican (0.2222)
being Anonymous (0.2222)
taking comfort in the regret index in any way whatsoever (0.2222)
volunteering (0.2222)
not killing every faggot I've ever seen in my entire life (0.2222)
wondering what the significance of the qwantz dot com domain name is (0.2222)
being too awesome (0.2222)
PIN numbers (0.2222)
the existence of the interrobang! (0.2222)
major tom (0.2222)
looking at pictures of adorable puppies (0.2222)
studying linguistics (0.2233)
spending a whole bunch of time reading random articles on wikipedia (0.2235)
stealing the enterprise (0.2241)
crying during the first ten minutes of the new Star Trek movie (0.2241)
dancing all crazy (0.2250)
starting that fire (0.2250)
EXISTING (0.2254)
spreading your legs (0.2258)
penis (0.2264)
Grad school (0.2264)
the internet (0.2268)
making love above the pub (0.2273)
ATM machines (0.2273)
takin it to the streets (0.2273)
pictures for sad children (0.2286)
writing slashfiction about webcomic authors (0.2286)
wondering if there's a way to extract all of these autofill regrets into a text file for saving and possibly choosing the better ones (0.2286)
not settling down when all your friends did (0.2286)
a lifetime dedicated to public displays of air guitar (0.2286)
what happened in vegas (0.2286)
being a Shakespeare nerd (0.2308)
lying about how spicy it was (0.2308)
having an adolescent crush on Christopher Walken (0.2308)
actually finding pigeons more cute than vermin like (0.2308)
that dreaming is free (0.2308)
vaguely effeminate dancing frogs (0.2308)
puttin' on the ritz (0.2308)
a French guy who looks like Janice Dickinson wearing a strap on under a fancy ball gown, just to piss off his rich bitch girlfriend and her annoying family (0.2308)
that you like pie quite a bit (0.2308)
eating cheese just for the sake of eating cheese (0.2308)
popping the zits on your ass (0.2308)
horseshoe crabs (0.2308)
filling your thesis with references to monkeys (0.2308)
running away from indie cred, even though you listen to some of the music (0.2308)
leaving a legacy (0.2308)
reading every single Dinosaur Comic from beginning to end in a single sitting (0.2308)
reproducing via meiosis (0.2308)
ordering from Amazon marketplace (0.2308)
preferring women with body hair over women who shave (0.2308)
being born after Freddy Mercury died (0.2308)
buying a chocolate bar without checking the label first, only to find it had peanuts in it (0.2320)
chewing bubblegum (0.2326)
that your delicious cheeseburger was made from a cow whose cause of death was predicted by an infallible machine (0.2326)
taking the last brownie (0.2326)
learning all the elements in the periodic table in order (0.2328)
trying something new (0.2330)
my high GPA in high school (0.2333)
telling him you had feelings for him even though you really didn't know whether he'd reciprocate (0.2333)
referring to water as hydrogen hydroxide, as a means to both achieve maximal accuracy from the perspective of how the atoms are actually connected, and freaking people out (0.2333)
getting out of bed this morning (0.2333)
masturbating (0.2333)
sticking with your major (0.2340)
only that you have but one life to give for your country (0.2340)
log cabin (0.2340)
turning up at Ryan's door covered in mustard (0.2340)
spending an entire day listening to the same song on repeat (0.2348)
retiring early (0.2353)
anonymity (0.2353)
wearing that outfit at the same time she did (0.2353)
thinking that dinosaur might be good to eat, depending on the species, but wondering if the size of the animal would effect the texture of the meat or something like that (0.2353)
going to church (0.2353)
the moon (0.2353)
asking them to wait for you (0.2353)
tapping her mana (0.2353)
growing a handlebar moustache (0.2353)
walruses (0.2353)
wearing hipster glasses (0.2360)
asking her out (0.2368)
leaving the farm (0.2368)
irony (0.2368)
your haircut (0.2373)
getting hooked on Harry Potter or Twilight (0.2375)
adding this to StumbleUpon (0.2381)
buying a Wii (0.2381)
selling your nintendo wii (0.2381)
being the latest in nerd technology (0.2381)
reading, that shit is crazy (0.2381)
eating out a feminist (0.2381)
ice cream (0.2381)
hide and seek (0.2381)
doing it for the lulz (0.2386)
Skipping the Fiance's family Easter Dinner to play xbox and go to a concert (0.2389)
not giving David Gwilliam kisses before he got married (0.2394)
missing Efterklang at the Dublin Docklands (0.2400)
falling in love (0.2400)
going to an Ivy League school (0.2400)
losing your religion, like in that one song (0.2400)
helvetica (0.2400)
Paris (0.2400)
eating a vegan (0.2400)
impersonating that person (0.2400)
orthodontics (0.2407)
using flesh for digestive energy (0.2411)
Dresden Codak (0.2414)
still knowing the lyrics to nineties pop songs (0.2414)
nothing (0.2421)
line dancing while drunk (0.2421)
smoking pot (0.2421)
going through a Bob Marley phase in college, like EVERYONE else (0.2424)
love (0.2424)
writing the letter "x" backwards and upsidedown (0.2424)
sexuality (0.2432)
selling myself to science (0.2432)
the english alphabet (0.2436)
not knowing any ABBA songs by Heart (0.2439)
having known love (0.2439)
reading through the entire dinosaur comics archive and then talking like Ryan for the next month (0.2439)
not being on fire (0.2444)
sending emails using your friends emails when he or she leaves themselves logged in and are not looking (0.2449)
giving up eating mammals (0.2460)
rereading all the harry potter books (0.2462)
dating someone much younger (0.2474)
breaking up with my first love (0.2482)
getting a liberal arts education (0.2500)
having sex with your boss' underage daughter (0.2500)
buying one of each in EVERY COLOUR (0.2500)
getting divorced (0.2500)
your very existence (0.2500)
trolling the UK government petition site with stupid petitions you know would be rejected (0.2500)
Ryan getting the Regret Index back up (0.2500)
being necessarily clever (0.2500)
being born during the hot war (0.2500)
deep fat frying a twinkie (0.2500)
ever saying "no fat chicks" (0.2500)
pushing it real good (0.2500)
eating a minimalist (0.2500)
picking up the banana phone (0.2500)
taking the boat (0.2500)
using my mom's deodorant (0.2500)
considering eating two dollars and fifty cents worth of raspberries in one sitting (0.2500)
paying for something with fifteen dollars in quarters (0.2500)
hugging a koala (0.2500)
books (0.2500)
globalisation (0.2500)
answering the telephone in a foreign language (0.2500)
using the time machine (0.2500)
falling in love with the majesty of colors (0.2500)
the flowers that bloom in the spring (0.2500)
life being so tasty (0.2500)
lesbians (0.2500)
being a pc (0.2500)
not having a penis (0.2500)
eating creepy things because they're tasty (0.2500)
deliberately misunderstanding offensive slang by taking it literally, ie assume when someone says 'faggot' that they refer to a bundle of sticks or twigs (0.2500)
having so many ideas (0.2500)
fluffy cats (0.2500)
putting mixed veggies in your scrambled eggs (0.2500)
having a cute little white butt (0.2500)
that unlike Hank Hill, you don't have to sell propane OR propane accessories (0.2500)
your sudden urge to make brownies (0.2500)
the first time you got drunk (0.2500)
that Japanese people LOVE coelacanths (0.2500)
going fishing with your dad (0.2500)
sticking it to the man (0.2500)
that aloe plants are awesome (0.2500)
that English is your fourth language and you speak it better than your first but not your second (0.2500)
probably being able to name the five albums most influential to you in your childhood right now (0.2500)
never dealing drugs (0.2500)
English (0.2500)
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girls, ewwwwww (0.2500)
licking out a feminist (0.2500)
dueling with the devil at the old crossroads (0.2500)
banjo dueling (0.2500)
being a huge nerd (0.2500)
only listening to good music (0.2500)
having sexy intestines (0.2500)
wondering what kind of girl would be impressed with somebody smoking, it doesn't seem that difficult to do (0.2500)
coming on to the regret index (0.2500)
a clandestine meating (0.2500)
opening the windows (0.2500)
the simpsons (0.2500)
all of the weird things you are a fan of (0.2500)
adding a new regret (0.2500)
eating babies (0.2500)
playing god (0.2500)
loving songs that have really depressing lyrics to go along with a happy beat (0.2500)
liking songs that seem innocent on first listening, but end up being about serial killers or something like that (0.2500)
speaking in spoonerisms (0.2500)
being scared of Kefka (0.2500)
thinking someone was hot just because they were good at maths (0.2500)
correcting people on their improper use of the subjunctive (0.2500)
having low pop culture IQ (0.2500)
knowing she was gay and still dating her (0.2500)
going to graduate school (0.2529)
insisting on precision (0.2540)
eating mexican food (0.2540)
unpacking my adjectives (0.2542)
dyeing your hair (0.2545)
sexy times with a friend (0.2547)
going back for seconds on dessert (0.2547)
everything (0.2553)
socializing instead of playing video games (0.2556)
chromatic scales (0.2558)
being (0.2558)
wishing you could give yourself a blowie (0.2564)
having a winsome onesome (0.2564)
not listening to Billy Zane (0.2564)
tang (0.2564)
not trying alcohol sooner (0.2564)
coming to this site (0.2568)
not googling The Underfold (0.2568)
not knowing what the big deal with Twitter is (0.2571)
being a socialist (0.2571)
watching Borat (0.2574)
doing acid (0.2581)
quoting that xkcd comic (0.2581)
wanting to discover life with someone (0.2581)
zombies ate my neighbors (0.2581)
puppy dawgs (0.2581)
doing a favour that I knew would not be repayed (0.2588)
painting your fingernails black (0.2593)
Skinny dipping (0.2593)
going the extra mile (0.2593)
your time machine (0.2593)
eating macademia nuts (0.2593)
eating tofu (0.2595)
the final countdown (0.2600)
using this site to admit your regrets (0.2609)
eating all the royalty (0.2609)
bursting out into evil laughter in a crowded or public place (0.2609)
throwing your underwear onto the stage (0.2609)
cathedrals (0.2609)
loving chocolate so damn much (0.2609)
Philip Fry's eleventh year of living in the future (0.2609)
memorizing Monty Python and the Holy Grail (0.2619)
learning lisp (0.2619)
cooking hamburgers on my engine block (0.2632)
writing a novel (0.2632)
being winsome (0.2632)
getting milk faced and humming like rabbits (0.2632)
cleaning up after yourself (0.2632)
living on the edge (0.2632)
throwing your hands up in the air, waving them around like you just don't care (0.2632)
eating a child once (0.2632)
being vaguely european (0.2632)
wondering what kind of feelings different animals feel (0.2632)
being there for her when she needed you (0.2632)
wanting gummi bears and or banana chips right now (0.2632)
eating that cookie out of the trash (0.2632)
the bird being a word (0.2632)
going commando (0.2632)
your twisted desires (0.2632)
having a stomach that growls (0.2632)
that shorts are comfy and easy to wear (0.2647)
winter (0.2647)
responding with Sassy Molassy (0.2658)
crowdsurfing (0.2667)
mocha (0.2667)
Peeing in someone's drink (0.2667)
eating food that fell on the ground (0.2667)
the trend in ballet slippers, which you think are much less sexy than a flip flop or a sandal with open toes, mmmm, toes (0.2667)
not being a latin american migrant worker in Japan (0.2667)
faking your own death (0.2667)
being a dog person (0.2667)
alligators in the sewer (0.2667)
not having tiny brown birds live behind your air conditioner (0.2667)
that all you know about Final Fantasy, you learned from a friend who really liked it when you were teenagers (0.2667)
slowly replacing every part of your body with machinery (0.2667)
reading through the entire dinosaur comics archive and then tasting like Ryan for the next month (0.2667)
trying to figure out if using "Cocksucker" as an insult is sexist and or homophobic (0.2667)
The Princess Bride (0.2667)
that your MPthree player doubles as a USB flash drive (0.2667)
loving your mama (0.2667)
spooning Jewel's boobs (0.2667)
that now that the Regret Index is back, you can go back to ignoring your Facebook, Twitter, Livejournal, Tegaki, and Deviantart (0.2692)
remaining a virgin after college (0.2692)
spin the bottle (0.2692)
Wagner (0.2692)
living drug free (0.2692)
cooking yourself a lavish meal and not sharing it with anyone (0.2695)
your First Time (0.2698)
boats (0.2698)
pokemon (0.2700)
losing your virginity when you did (0.2703)
switching majors (0.2703)
going POOP (0.2703)
private school (0.2703)
thinking that the dude in the header of this website is kinda cute (0.2703)
verbing words (0.2703)
not memorising every Star Trek episode (0.2705)
eating pistachio nuts (0.2708)
eating that last cookie (0.2716)
putting these dumb questions on here (0.2716)
joining community theater (0.2727)
going out to the woods today (0.2727)
taking up the ukulele (0.2727)
uisng pirate insults in a real fight (0.2727)
loving (0.2727)
coming from the land of the ice and snow, from the midnight sun where the hot springs flow (0.2727)
changing your name (0.2727)
not sleeping with that tranvestite (0.2727)
pushing it well (0.2727)
going to the fancy dress party as Batman, knowing full well that the theme had no conceivable connection to Batman (0.2727)
making friends with a cat named Badger (0.2727)
eating bacon made from pigs that had swine flu (0.2727)
brutal legend (0.2727)
kind of wishing you were sick enough to be hospitalized so you could merit a few days' rest and care (0.2727)
being childfree (0.2727)
saying the name of the Scottish play (0.2727)
boneless skinless chicken breasts (0.2727)
being swift (0.2727)
ripping off penis jokes (0.2727)
being crazy 'bout Elvis (0.2727)
theamazingregretindexing (0.2727)
drinking from the tap (0.2727)
loving Canada (0.2727)
floating in a most peculiar way (0.2727)
hasbro (0.2727)
wondering where all these regretters came from (0.2727)
making references to poetry (0.2727)
Taking an art degree (0.2727)
sighing (0.2727)
making fun of fat swans (0.2727)
playing psychonauts to get closer to agentfiftyseven (0.2727)
building a birdhouse in your soul (0.2727)
not shaving for a month (0.2727)
being the cool aunt or uncle instead of having kids (0.2727)
a giant cup of hot chocolate, complete with little marshmellows and cream (0.2727)
underboob (0.2727)
challenging someone to a duel via a glove to the face (0.2727)
going wee wee wee all the way home (0.2727)
M C Escher (0.2727)
wearing a new clothing item, washing it, re attaching the tags, then returning it (0.2727)
dating (0.2727)
wishing you was a tiger (0.2727)
posting the titles and authors of your favorite books in the comment section of this regret (0.2727)
that serenity owned so hard (0.2727)
a tiny woman (0.2740)
watching House (0.2746)
living with your mother (0.2750)
picking Charmander (0.2750)
flirting with somebody other than your significant other (0.2754)
listening to a favorite song on repeat for hours (0.2759)
fasting (0.2759)
that your livingroom is full of dancers (0.2759)
for some reason having a bias against nicotine (0.2759)
flames (0.2759)
the venture brothers (0.2759)
having that threesome (0.2766)
super fat hippos (0.2766)
getting (0.2768)
asking them out (0.2770)
your wares (0.2778)
not taking home ec in junior high (0.2778)
liking fat thighs you can not lie (0.2778)
looking at gross and fascinating things on Wikipedia (0.2778)
giving your best when you know it won't be enough (0.2778)
that fried turkey is so good (0.2778)
not keeping up with the jonesing (0.2778)
ever seeing the rain (0.2778)
eating boxed triceratops (0.2778)
polygamy (0.2778)
wondering why rachel has returned to commenting without using her name (0.2778)
being Ryan (0.2778)
not telling your parents (0.2788)
getting mushrooms on your pizza (0.2796)
not having an abortion (0.2800)
learning so many digits of pi (0.2800)
that someone keeps looking at my submitted regrets and combining them to form hilarious new ones (0.2800)
coming out (0.2800)
going back in time to punch nazis in da face (0.2800)
that you were only referring to the subjects of ABBA's music primarily seeming to come from a feminine point of view, but yeah, you don't mind referring to longhaired blonde Swedish dudes as "chicks" (0.2800)
listining to something when you know it'll make you cry (0.2800)
being well envoweled (0.2800)
not owning a single pair of tube socks (0.2800)
being well endowed (0.2800)
spending the entire night going through the archives of that webcomic (0.2804)
all those Baileys On The Rocks with no regard for caloric intake (0.2813)
puns (0.2817)
your gay experience (0.2817)
being honest (0.2818)
missing the Butthole Surfers concert (0.2821)
the successful launch of Sputnik I (0.2826)
eating too much at Thanksgiving (0.2836)
believing in karma (0.2857)
following a dream even though it didn't work out (0.2857)
fucking his mom (0.2857)
eating snakes (0.2857)
your double agency (0.2857)
Beth (0.2857)
the digital domain (0.2857)
throwing meat at vegans (0.2857)
coconut bras (0.2857)
vowels (0.2857)
living in a country that doesn't have bagged milk (0.2857)
dancing while no one's watching (0.2857)
your fingertips tasting like garlic (0.2857)
never doing bad things (0.2857)
wondering where this eating meme came from (0.2857)
the ventures (0.2857)
the death of a disco dancer (0.2857)
having your memories backed up on a thumb drive (0.2857)
telling her how you feel (0.2857)
using drugs (0.2857)
taking the Amtrak (0.2857)
tieing your best friend up (0.2857)
having a detachable penis (0.2857)
that your whole family is made of meat (0.2857)
screaming I LOVE YOU from the top of your lungs (0.2857)
taking an expectorant (0.2857)
lurking (0.2857)
kissing him (0.2864)
deciding you are too cool to go to the prom (0.2867)
telling the truth, even though it hurt him (0.2875)
secretly wanting internet fame (0.2877)
kissing that boy in Ithaca (0.2885)
rubbing my face in a tiger's belly (0.2889)
kissing that bearded man (0.2889)
finally knowing the score (0.2889)
playing Spyro (0.2895)
chewing on things (0.2897)
hanging out with strangers on public transit (0.2903)
having Heart (0.2903)
that Weezing is a member of both the Team Rocket Poison Type binary with Arbok, and the Cinnabar Mansion Pollution binary with Muk (0.2917)
not sleeping with him (0.2917)
learning to play the spoons (0.2917)
going on to hotornot just to give everyone a really low score to stop them getting big headed (0.2917)
your circumcision (0.2917)
gazing (0.2917)
The Ten Second Rule (0.2917)
intentionally spreading Swine Flu (0.2923)
that this site is HOT OR NOT for cool people (0.2927)
tackling her (0.2927)
going to the prom (0.2931)
sleeping with your best friend (0.2931)
waking up this morning (0.2932)
taking the red pill (0.2933)
getting it pierced (0.2941)
pooping on a dog (0.2941)
going to a tiny college (0.2941)
rioting with the frenzied mob (0.2941)
going hogg wild (0.2941)
that fry is your favorite character on futurama (0.2941)
not giving change to what you thought was a homeless guy but was just some dude in need of a shower (0.2941)
taking it all off (0.2941)
wondering how one gets a job as a taxidermist and bone cleaner (0.2941)
questionable content (0.2941)
your internet name lasting this long (0.2941)
peeing in the shower (0.2941)
using only one pokemon (0.2941)
getting pizza in other people's mouths (0.2941)
using ghee as an intimate lubricant (0.2941)
polytheism (0.2941)
only wanting to see Wolverine because of the hot, hairy Liev Schreiber (0.2941)

most voted regrets

meeting Brian Peppers (12078/0.9998)
turtles (2607/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2430/0.0000)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2335/0.5073)
breasts (1440/0.0135)
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