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kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
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smashing a birdhouse with your flaccid dick (0.0000)
not being Kento (0.0000)
humping Jewel's bust (0.0000)
cornholing Willie Mays (0.0000)
brunettes (0.0000)
stealing that girl's bra from the communal laundry room (0.0000)
having impure thoughts about a teenage Kimmie Gibbler (0.0000)
bellowing DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND (0.0000)
slamming your dick in the car door (0.0000)
sprinking chocolate chips on your beloved's breasts as you knead them (0.0000)
telling that girl in second grade who insisted that you were "the boss of her" to show you her vagina (0.0000)
The Curious Cans of Benjamin Buttocks (0.0000)
stabbing Isabella Rossellini and ejaculating in the wound (0.0000)
not eating out Kento (0.0000)
pussy (0.0000)
arresting a king in his own palace (0.0000)
teabagging Raymond Burr (0.0000)
having Gordon Ramsay voice an orangutan who does nothing but masturbate and defecate (0.0000)
having sex with a girl who looked a lot like Christina Ricci (0.0000)
twats (0.0000)
holding your boobs when you run down the stairs (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
masturbating with your cut off hand (0.0000)
shaving Jewel's bush, meow (0.0000)
killing the California girls (0.0000)
fisting Go Ikeda (0.0000)
licking Danish remoulade off of Chris Lydon's erect penis (0.0000)
the death of Sylvia Browne (0.0004)
turtles (0.0004)
regret index greatest tits, Kento (0.0115)
breasts (0.0135)
buying multiple copies of the book "To Be or Not to Be" by the incredibly handsome New York Times bestselling author Ryan North (0.0161)
slamming your dick in Jewel's boobs (0.0185)
saying no when you should have said yes (0.0217)
having a lesbian crush on Alex Dainis (0.0233)
dongs (0.0297)
staring at Bicoid Babe's ass seriously (0.0310)
Twin Long Rods #Two (0.0345)
asian racks (0.0357)
fisting Kevin Bacon at home (0.0370)
hating reality TV shows (0.0385)
sexy makeouts (0.0400)
going to the Sweatiest Ass in the World world premiere with Kento (0.0408)
being awesome (0.0410)
going slightly out of your way to step on that crunchy looking leaf (0.0433)
consistent pubic lice (0.0455)
dinosaurs (0.0466)
Receiving from Jaylala (0.0476)
spooning Kento's boobs (0.0526)
breastfeeding (0.0526)
being the real deal (0.0526)
all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy (0.0541)
learning to play the xylophone (0.0543)
playing Dungeons & Dragons with Tim Duncan (0.0556)
Allison Iraheta being voted off American Idol (0.0556)
how weird The Regret Index becomes at night (0.0556)
being a nerd (0.0580)
drinking delicious lemonade and popping wheelies (0.0588)
all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy (0.0606)
demanding proof (0.0625)
building a castle out of the junk in a junkyard (0.0625)
making a fort in your living room out of couch cushions (0.0625)
boobs (0.0625)
managing to resist the perverse curiosity to see TwoGirlsOneCup, so far (0.0625)
this video (0.0667)
playing it loud (0.0704)
wondering what penguin would tase like (0.0714)
having to wear glasses (0.0714)
really not regretting the number one four two eight at all (0.0714)
sleeping with that slim ugly huge breasted double D cup bucktoothed seventeen year old national merit scolar bikini model cellist goth, and by the way, screw you MB (0.0714)
discovering webcomics (0.0722)
your love of eighties action movies (0.0727)
all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy (0.0732)
rocking out (0.0759)
not wearing panties (0.0769)
being a rocker (0.0769)
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playing Dungeons & Dragons with Tim Duncan (0.0769)
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that Jewel has huge boobs, seriously (0.0769)
getting FOUR fish hooks stuck in your scrotum (0.0769)
sharing warm spiced cider with a loved one (0.0800)
all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy (0.0811)
soliciting a fourteen year old boy to pose for sexually explicit photographs (0.0833)
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drinking champagne out of a chimp anus (0.0833)
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dinosaur comics (0.0833)
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baking bread (0.0909)
that walruses, goats, and swans represent the Leviathan, Behemoth, and Ziz, respectively, of the regret index (0.0909)
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making waffles (0.0918)
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learning another language (0.0962)
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publicly mocking Swine Flu (0.0970)
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less than three (0.1000)
growing up in a nonchurchgoing family (0.1000)
not having seen Muriel's Wedding (0.1000)
sitting on the floor in second grade (0.1000)
kicking everyone's butt (0.1000)
buying a Dinosaur Comics tshirt (0.1017)
sleeping naked (0.1026)
defending cream soda (0.1062)
saying 'boners ahoy' (0.1064)
putting punctuation in your comment (0.1067)
the last time you drank (0.1071)
the very last thing you said (0.1071)
opening new cider (0.1077)
going to lunch (0.1111)
the death of Margaret Hilda Thatcher (0.1111)
loving Batman (0.1111)
having seen Star Wars all the through probably over a hundred times (0.1111)
spending all weekend naked (0.1111)
following that white rabbit (0.1111)
that stuff getting eaten is inherently funny (0.1111)
hugging a tree like a koala (0.1111)
kissing (0.1116)
becoming an atheist (0.1124)
getting into firefly (0.1126)
World War Two's ending in Allied victory (0.1129)
party party partying hard (0.1136)
being meat (0.1143)
starting over (0.1143)
eating raised bread (0.1154)
sexing her hardcore (0.1154)
closing the door (0.1154)
smoking weed (0.1154)
boners (0.1156)
making mud soup as a kid (0.1163)
friendship (0.1167)
that rachel is back (0.1176)
spending an evening eating spicy cheetos, reading language log, and masturbating to nude photos of your ex from five years ago (0.1176)
the little wiggly things at the end of feet (0.1176)
making a little space for the cheese slices (0.1176)
downloading music illegally (0.1176)
drinking your first drink (0.1183)
singing along (0.1190)
getting your hot cocoa on (0.1200)
skipping work to sit in the sun (0.1200)
accepting candy from strangers (0.1204)
the color of blood outside the body when one has iron based blood (0.1212)
thinking of rain (0.1212)
ryan north (0.1226)
drinking a cold beer in the shower (0.1228)
Voting for Barak Obama (0.1228)
breathing (0.1239)
not meeting Emily Gray (0.1250)
getting a lick job from a trannie hooker in the dumpster behind Steak n Shake (0.1250)
hating family guy almost as soon as it was uncanceled (0.1250)
that you tend to give money to buskers or not depending on their talent (0.1250)
reading the book that changed everything (0.1250)
popping wheelies with the boys (0.1275)
winning (0.1287)
that groove is in the heart (0.1304)
vandalizing Wikipedia's chicken page that one time (0.1304)
watching Mystery Science Theatre all night (0.1304)
having sex at seventeen (0.1304)
talking to strangers (0.1311)
not getting the chance to meet the Mets (0.1311)
free speech (0.1316)
voting (0.1324)
flushing that gallon of rotten shrimp down the toilet (0.1333)
not installing Safari Three on all your computers yet (0.1333)
Zooey Deschanel looks like a sandblasted Lucy Lawless (0.1333)
eating goat cheese (0.1333)
attempting to lucid dream (0.1333)
obama (0.1348)
taking AP classes (0.1349)
qwantz (0.1356)
kissing her (0.1364)
making out with that girl dressed as a French maid at that costume party (0.1364)
being one of the very few people in your circle of friends to never really have the urge to smoke cigarettes (0.1389)
spending an entire weekend in your pjs (0.1392)
having a power level of over NINE THOUSAND (0.1395)
lasers (0.1395)
not wringing your parent's neck (0.1400)
not having kids (0.1408)
skipping the Harry Potter midnight release (0.1413)
having impure thoughts about a teenage Winona Rider (0.1429)
sexy spaceships (0.1429)
having erotic fantasies about Bob Dylan (0.1429)
What is this I don't even (0.1429)
I don't know, always kind of liking narwhals yourself (0.1429)
not going to freecreditreport dot com (0.1429)
eating roast beef off of your own boobs (0.1429)
ap classes (0.1429)
making out with that girl who turned out to still be in high school (0.1429)
polydactyl cats (0.1429)
going hog wild (0.1429)
not boning a donkey (0.1429)
paying for a whole seat but only using the edge (0.1429)
in jokes (0.1429)
that for every n in N there is a finite sequence a subscript k, of which every member is in Z and is nonnegative, such that the product for i from one to m, where m is the length of the sequence, of p subscript i to the power of a subscript i equals n (0.1429)
dropping your first truth and beauty bomb (0.1429)
liking michael showalter a lot (0.1429)
putting your jeans and socks in one load (0.1429)
losing your virginity (0.1429)
growing long hair (0.1453)
living abroad (0.1477)
breaking bones while snowboarding (0.1481)
not being pretentious enough (0.1481)
all those books you read (0.1481)
passing yourself off as royalty (0.1500)
eating vaguely european (0.1500)
not actually being bitter or a nihilist (0.1500)
blowing raspberries (0.1500)
being a meatatarian (0.1500)
accepting a lower paying but much less stressfull job (0.1505)
burning that motherfucker down (0.1515)
breaking the law (0.1522)
going to the gym (0.1524)
cheese (0.1525)
keeping on trucking (0.1538)
listening to music that no one else has heard of (0.1538)
physically assaulting that guy who can't even bother to tune in the easy listening station properly in his cubicle (0.1538)
deep throating Stephen Fry (0.1538)
The Middleman being cancelled (0.1538)
sneaking around in a cardboard box, Metal Gear style (0.1538)
that "bottom regrets" and "most voted regrets" are white while "add a new regret" "search regrets" "recent regrets" "top regrets" and "recent comments" are all in blue (0.1538)
pie (0.1538)
wearing two socks (0.1538)
Being born (0.1543)
trying that exotic food (0.1544)
telling your parents you're an atheist (0.1552)
not kissing up to people, even if it's in your best interest to do so (0.1556)
memorising every Star Trek episode (0.1557)
keeping it real (0.1557)
getting drunk at a wedding (0.1579)
that the Index is back, and the old users are back, and it is amazing nostalgic times for all (0.1579)
that "avril lavigne" in Canadia is a line of spring fresh canuck bidets (0.1579)
learning an instrument (0.1587)
gay (0.1587)
eating in a rad mood (0.1600)
reading the regret index (0.1613)
the indescribable beauty of simplicity (0.1622)
wikipedia (0.1622)
eating bread (0.1622)
eating meat (0.1628)
playing Starfox Sixty Four (0.1647)
how many times you went back over the archive for Dinosaur comics (0.1648)
Pretending to be asleep to avoid talking (0.1649)
visiting this website (0.1656)
chrono trigger (0.1667)
randomly meeting people who fill your heart with glee (0.1667)
busting myths (0.1667)
always eating your skittles in prismatic order (0.1667)
just wanting a sign (0.1667)
pudding (0.1667)
eating left handed (0.1667)
having roast beef (0.1667)
meeting a possum (0.1667)
clockwork (0.1667)
watching 'The Dark Knight' (0.1667)
eating her out (0.1667)
refusing to accept the modern sense of "tweet" into your vocabulary (0.1667)
being a pantyaire, like a millionaire but with panties instead of money (0.1667)
sweetness (0.1667)
that you always liked Mike more than Joel (0.1667)
christmas (0.1667)
being in a rad mood (0.1667)
being the one kid in your nerd clique who instantly hated Return of the Jedi with a passion (0.1667)
not waxing your eyebrows in high school (0.1690)
being able to say 'when I was your age, pluto was a planet' (0.1695)
playing in traffic (0.1696)
being British (0.1698)
not switching to Geico (0.1712)
having eaten dinner (0.1714)
having a onesome (0.1717)
hugging a tree (0.1719)
ghosts (0.1724)
listening to Wagner (0.1739)
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wondering whether Kento, Document, Sarah, and Pseudonym have found the new regret index yet (0.1739)
dancing naked ALL DAY LONG (0.1739)
that where we're going we don't need roads (0.1748)
preparing for the zombie apocalypse (0.1750)
a log cabin (0.1757)
not being one of those women who instantly fawn over babies (0.1765)
raspberries, om nom nom (0.1765)
putting on your robe and wizard hat (0.1765)
dessert (0.1765)
planning for the zombie attack (0.1765)
good times (0.1765)
eating a huge nerd (0.1765)
thinking of lettuce as just a delivery system for salad dressing (0.1765)
loving lamp (0.1771)
having a crush on the Utahraptor (0.1773)
peanut butter (0.1778)
staying up all night to watch the sun rise (0.1781)
that Venn diagramming is your favorite type of diagramming (0.1786)
painting the bedroom a color other than white or offwhite (0.1789)
still knowing the lyrics to eighties pop songs (0.1795)
not smoking (0.1795)
bacon (0.1795)
insisting on protection (0.1795)
not really liking MMORPGs (0.1818)
not eating goats for a living (0.1818)
dancing naked (0.1818)
watching the sunrise (0.1818)
trying to convince someone you are their Tyler Durden (0.1818)
wondering whether a centaur foal would suckle from the human breasts or the horse teats underneath (0.1818)
lullabies (0.1818)
ever reading books (0.1818)
that, in a way, David Carradine's death from autoerotic asphyxiation could properly be termed "a fatal stroke" (0.1818)
losing yourself and dreaming of world that lie between her fingers (0.1818)
spending the Fourth in someone else's country (0.1818)
that you wonder if rachel would be in your klan or hoard or guild or whatever when the pokemon mmorpg comes out (0.1818)
using the word "substitute" as a substitute for "replacement" (0.1818)
hot bondage (0.1818)
brownies (0.1818)
streaking (0.1818)
bringing up your distaste for Disney music (0.1818)
choosing adventure over security (0.1818)
knowing you created one of the bottom regrets (0.1818)
road trips (0.1818)
recognizing the beauty of mathematics and logic (0.1818)
simple english wikipedia (0.1818)
pronouncing "Intelligentsia" with a hard G (0.1818)
camping (0.1818)
lovin' dem pizza rolls (0.1818)
buying food for homeless people (0.1825)
not living in Corvallis, Oregon (0.1835)
the metric system (0.1837)
washing your pet (0.1837)
yelling "in bed" at the end of fortune cookie fortunes (0.1837)
fry (0.1842)
hot snogging (0.1842)
drawing penises on the worksheet (0.1842)
being an alligator (0.1852)
revealing your nerdiness (0.1852)
standing the test of time (0.1852)
going to college (0.1852)
listening to Beethoven (0.1852)
having a huge internet crush on Kate Beaton (0.1852)
having a huge weiner (0.1852)
being the bee's knees (0.1860)
not knowing every ABBA song by heart, yet (0.1860)
donating to public radio (0.1860)
chocolate spread (0.1875)
not knowing more about Anonymous (0.1875)
wanting to be under the sea, in an octopus's garden, in the shade (0.1875)
not joining the military (0.1875)
tricking a straight guy into dating another straight guy (0.1875)
eating a butterfinger (0.1875)
donating (0.1875)
eating food that are high in potastium (0.1875)
wearing white after Labor Day (0.1875)
foreplay (0.1875)
living in the city (0.1875)
iTunes somehow playing the same song around the same time every day despite being on shuffle (0.1875)
watching Captain Planet (0.1875)
using the word "retarded" as a replacement for "stupid" (0.1875)
feeling that Pepe is the cutes BYOB corner pet (0.1875)
playing chess (0.1875)
being real and fantastic (0.1875)
Garfield Minus Garfield (0.1875)
giving that dorky, but really sweet guy a chance (0.1885)
dowloading that song (0.1887)
dinosaur wrestling (0.1892)
going to Spain (0.1892)
eating a noun (0.1905)
taking boat (0.1905)
choosing cake instead of death (0.1905)
tapirs (0.1905)
waiting most of the morning for the time to roll around when you can go to lunch at the most awesome hot dog place ever (0.1905)
that the sea is deep and full of mystery (0.1905)
shooting Scott Temple (0.1905)
having a name that is fifty percent vowels (0.1905)
being the cat's meow (0.1905)
hooking up words and phrases and clauses (0.1905)
bondage (0.1923)
this picture (0.1923)
telling your mother you don't want to have children (0.1923)
not watching the movie Pontypool (0.1923)
milk (0.1935)
earning a PhD instead of an MD (0.1935)
pretending you're a woman to get into nursing school (0.1935)
learning new and interesting things about skin and blood (0.1935)
holding cats (0.1935)
drawing a webcomic (0.1947)
being afraid of Americans (0.1948)
reading pictures for sad children (0.1951)
not seeing Nicolas Cage after seeing Face Off (0.1951)
saving up some money (0.1951)
signing up for Twitter (0.1992)
delicious ice cream (0.2000)
British English (0.2000)
being the hottest item on the regret index (0.2000)
getting over your ex so quickly (0.2000)
dandelion wine (0.2000)
flipping off everyone you hated from high school (0.2000)
buying the newer model (0.2000)
someday wanting to own land, with fruit growing on that land (0.2000)
how awesome broiling is (0.2000)
shit son, I don't know (0.2000)
that larder is a pretty neat, word, a holdover whose anachronistic meaning specifically meant a COLD storage room, but post refrigeration came to mean simply a pantry, but it could also mean a supply of food, the thing itself (0.2000)
not having balls (0.2000)
hooking up with ryan (0.2000)
losing your religion (0.2000)
not having played Kingdom Hearts yet (0.2000)
busting through the heavens with your drill (0.2000)
that crazy night in Pheonix (0.2000)
making pies (0.2000)
finally taking a chance and talking to him or her (0.2000)
going on a bicycle tour (0.2000)
a glorious fart (0.2000)
jumping in that lake (0.2022)
buying a Mac (0.2027)
not going to dartmouth (0.2034)
making love to your hand (0.2035)
extra sprinkles (0.2037)
Fictional Jimbo Wales (0.2041)
being bigger on the inside (0.2045)
listening to the whole CD (0.2051)
giving a gift as a surprise (0.2055)
liking folk rock (0.2059)
finding the key to the secret garden (0.2059)
mARRIAGE (0.2059)
experimenting with new and interesting sandwich fillings (0.2065)
running with scissors (0.2065)
swallowing (0.2069)
missing the NBA playoffs to watch the new episode of 'Bizarre Foods with Andrew Zimmern' (0.2069)
playing dress up (0.2075)
the Lord of the Rings (0.2079)
spending two hours on the phone with your grandmother (0.2083)
ever reading that first comic strip on the Web (0.2083)
singing Bohemian Rhapsody at the top of your lungs (0.2083)
being mean to the neighbor's rude kid (0.2083)
the resurrection of the regret index (0.2083)
changing your cell phone number (0.2083)
thanksgiving (0.2086)
not going to prom (0.2088)
wearing a tshirt with a dinosaur on it to a dinosaur museum (0.2105)
sleeping for thirteen hours (0.2105)
turning it up to eleven (0.2105)
correcting your friends everytime they misspell Dromiceiomimus (0.2105)
the Dromiceiomimus' improbable colouring (0.2105)
eating cows (0.2105)
magic (0.2105)
xkcd (0.2105)
being Witty (0.2105)
pancakes (0.2105)
Dinosaur Comics' new layout (0.2105)
wanting to take a girl under your arm (0.2105)
staying up all night to watch an eighteen year old paint her nails online (0.2115)
feeling closer to people in this world of regret (0.2121)
watching the Donald Duck cartoon "Die Fuhrer's Face" (0.2121)
buying a motorcycle (0.2121)
post it notes (0.2128)
switching parties (0.2128)
what you did last Friday night (0.2135)
being really cool (0.2143)
going to market (0.2143)
going to university (0.2143)
lying on a futon (0.2143)
facial hair (0.2143)
air guitar (0.2143)
chocolate (0.2143)
masturbating at a Jessica Alba movie (0.2143)
listening to music at a much higher or lower volume than what the artist intended (0.2143)
not killing every faggot I've ever seen in my entire life (0.2143)
making your time (0.2143)
using words that are not really words (0.2143)
the invention of custard (0.2143)
wondering if we can get back up to forty thousand regrets in a year's time (0.2143)
jerking off into your roommate's shampoo bottle, not just once but every day for like two weeks (0.2143)
eating pizza (0.2143)
disagreeing with things (0.2143)
wondering, if the death machine was made of organic technology, could it predict its own death (0.2143)
Monty Python (0.2143)
being the lazer viking (0.2143)
that consomme is broth with will (0.2143)
Jack Kerouac (0.2143)
using hugs, not drugs (0.2157)
going to the beach alone (0.2157)
being American (0.2160)
knowing why the caged bird sings (0.2162)
telling your brother he was adopted (0.2174)
giggling over a heart's warm cockles (0.2174)
ephemera (0.2174)
girls with full lips and wide hips (0.2174)
taking care of knives (0.2174)
not eating Pizza Hut pizza (0.2174)
this place smelling like brownies all of the sudden (0.2174)
punching that baby, despite it's rude behavior (0.2174)
eating a tasty salad (0.2174)
purposely deceiving someone who never listens to what you have to say (0.2182)
following Stephen Fry on Twitter (0.2192)
the death of Clippy (0.2200)
almost always using the British spellings for things, even though you are an American and your spell check always tells you it's wrong (0.2206)
shooting a man in Reno just to watch him die (0.2211)
fighting the Nausican (0.2222)
feeding the ducks (0.2222)
PIN numbers (0.2222)
being too awesome (0.2222)
looking at pictures of adorable puppies (0.2222)
that you never had a chance to tell Farty McCrablice that YOU LOVE HIM (0.2222)
volunteering (0.2222)
being Anonymous (0.2222)
getting a tattoo (0.2222)
wondering what the significance of the qwantz dot com domain name is (0.2222)
major tom (0.2222)
becoming vegetarian or vegan (0.2222)
sending the President into exile (0.2222)
painting your fingernails lime green (0.2222)
tiger's belly (0.2222)
pictures for sad children (0.2222)
explaining to someone what the Regret Index is (0.2222)
Loosing you religion or faith (0.2222)
crying during the first ten minutes of the new Star Trek movie (0.2241)
stealing the enterprise (0.2241)
xylophones (0.2250)
dancing all crazy (0.2250)
EXISTING (0.2254)
spreading your legs (0.2258)
escaping out the back (0.2258)
cooking bacon (0.2273)
staying on the phone all night (0.2273)
ATM machines (0.2273)
quitting even though the job was OK, but just OK (0.2273)
making love above the pub (0.2273)
cut and pasting a webcomic (0.2273)
eating that piece of chocolate (0.2273)
takin it to the streets (0.2273)
writing slashfiction about webcomic authors (0.2286)
not settling down when all your friends did (0.2286)
a lifetime dedicated to public displays of air guitar (0.2286)
wondering if there's a way to extract all of these autofill regrets into a text file for saving and possibly choosing the better ones (0.2286)
what happened in vegas (0.2286)
optical illusions (0.2292)
turning up at Ryan's door covered in mustard (0.2292)
the internet (0.2293)
stories about elves and unicorns (0.2308)
a French guy who looks like Janice Dickinson wearing a strap on under a fancy ball gown, just to piss off his rich bitch girlfriend and her annoying family (0.2308)
eating lunch yesterday (0.2308)
actually finding pigeons more cute than vermin like (0.2308)
the general awesomeness of blacklights (0.2308)
being your mother's child (0.2308)
horseshoe crabs (0.2308)
having an adolescent crush on Christopher Walken (0.2308)
vaguely effeminate dancing frogs (0.2308)
reproducing via meiosis (0.2308)
globalisation (0.2308)
leaving a legacy (0.2308)
having an affair with the flirty executive assistant (0.2308)
studying linguistics (0.2308)
that you like pie quite a bit (0.2308)
not knowing who Richard Dawkins is (0.2308)
eating cheese just for the sake of eating cheese (0.2308)
puttin' on the ritz (0.2308)
filling your thesis with references to monkeys (0.2308)
reading every single Dinosaur Comic from beginning to end in a single sitting (0.2308)
birth control (0.2308)
that dreaming is free (0.2308)
not having a penis (0.2308)
lying about how spicy it was (0.2308)
extra cheese (0.2308)
preferring women with body hair over women who shave (0.2308)
having a cute little white butt (0.2308)
playing god (0.2308)
running away from indie cred, even though you listen to some of the music (0.2308)
tweed jackets with leather elbow patches (0.2319)
buying a chocolate bar without checking the label first, only to find it had peanuts in it (0.2320)
spending a whole bunch of time reading random articles on wikipedia (0.2326)
that your delicious cheeseburger was made from a cow whose cause of death was predicted by an infallible machine (0.2326)
chewing bubblegum (0.2326)
being crazy and or retarded (0.2326)
learning all the elements in the periodic table in order (0.2328)
getting a credit card (0.2329)
referring to water as hydrogen hydroxide, as a means to both achieve maximal accuracy from the perspective of how the atoms are actually connected, and freaking people out (0.2333)
your haircut (0.2333)
getting out of bed this morning (0.2333)
Grad school (0.2336)
only that you have but one life to give for your country (0.2340)
log cabin (0.2340)
sticking with your major (0.2340)
spending an entire day listening to the same song on repeat (0.2348)
anonymity (0.2353)
writing the letter "x" backwards and upsidedown (0.2353)
the moon (0.2353)
tapping her mana (0.2353)
dancing with the devil in the pale moon light (0.2353)
deep frying boring healthy food (0.2353)
paying for something with fifteen dollars in quarters (0.2353)
going to church (0.2353)
thinking that dinosaur might be good to eat, depending on the species, but wondering if the size of the animal would effect the texture of the meat or something like that (0.2353)
retiring early (0.2353)
comitting massive regret vote fraud (0.2353)
eating babies (0.2353)
wearing that outfit at the same time she did (0.2353)
growing a handlebar moustache (0.2353)
wearing hipster glasses (0.2360)
leaving the farm (0.2368)
irony (0.2368)
getting hooked on Harry Potter or Twilight (0.2375)
selling your nintendo wii (0.2381)
being the latest in nerd technology (0.2381)
adding this to StumbleUpon (0.2381)
buying a Wii (0.2381)
making fun of people who instigate fights in YouTube's comments section (0.2381)
reading, that shit is crazy (0.2381)
ice cream (0.2381)
doing it for the lulz (0.2386)
Skipping the Fiance's family Easter Dinner to play xbox and go to a concert (0.2389)
missing Efterklang at the Dublin Docklands (0.2400)
broken broccoli (0.2400)
falling in love (0.2400)
losing your religion, like in that one song (0.2400)
impersonating that person (0.2400)
Paris (0.2400)
airing out your nughty bits (0.2400)
helvetica (0.2400)
going to an Ivy League school (0.2400)
inventing a maneuver (0.2400)
trying something new (0.2404)
orthodontics (0.2407)
penis (0.2407)
using flesh for digestive energy (0.2411)
still knowing the lyrics to nineties pop songs (0.2414)
Dresden Codak (0.2414)
not being on fire (0.2418)
my high GPA in high school (0.2418)
nothing (0.2421)
smoking pot (0.2421)
going through a Bob Marley phase in college, like EVERYONE else (0.2424)
love (0.2424)
asking her out (0.2435)
the english alphabet (0.2436)
giving up eating mammals (0.2460)
rereading all the harry potter books (0.2462)
dating someone much younger (0.2474)
breaking up with my first love (0.2482)
speaking in spoonerisms (0.2500)
lesbians (0.2500)
being born during the hot war (0.2500)
the simpsons (0.2500)
knowing she was gay and still dating her (0.2500)
going the extra mile (0.2500)
using my mom's deodorant (0.2500)
that aloe plants are awesome (0.2500)
ever saying "no fat chicks" (0.2500)
hugging a koala (0.2500)
not giving David Gwilliam kisses before he got married (0.2500)
falling in love with the majesty of colors (0.2500)
line dancing while drunk (0.2500)
deep fat frying a twinkie (0.2500)
English (0.2500)
having sexy intestines (0.2500)
getting a liberal arts education (0.2500)
thinking someone was hot just because they were good at maths (0.2500)
living and learning (0.2500)
wondering what goes through their little kitty brains (0.2500)
underboob (0.2500)
yogurt's laxative properties (0.2500)
your sudden urge to make brownies (0.2500)
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all of the weird things you are a fan of (0.2500)
correcting people on their improper use of the subjunctive (0.2500)
girls, ewwwwww (0.2500)
your very existence (0.2500)
taking the boat (0.2500)
liking songs that seem innocent on first listening, but end up being about serial killers or something like that (0.2500)
never dealing drugs (0.2500)
fluffy cats (0.2500)
being scared of Kefka (0.2500)
the Pythagorean theorem (0.2500)
eating a minimalist (0.2500)
ira glass vs philip glass in "glass warfare" (0.2500)
having sex with your boss' underage daughter (0.2500)
books (0.2500)
life being so tasty (0.2500)
being a huge nerd (0.2500)
having low pop culture IQ (0.2500)
tickling her THERE (0.2500)
making fun of fat swans (0.2500)
that English is your fourth language and you speak it better than your first but not your second (0.2500)
being necessarily clever (0.2500)
licking out a feminist (0.2500)
Ryan getting the Regret Index back up (0.2500)
answering the telephone in a foreign language (0.2500)
that Japanese people LOVE coelacanths (0.2500)
trolling the UK government petition site with stupid petitions you know would be rejected (0.2500)
picking up the banana phone (0.2500)
wondering what kind of girl would be impressed with somebody smoking, it doesn't seem that difficult to do (0.2500)
the existence of the interrobang! (0.2500)
putting mixed veggies in your scrambled eggs (0.2500)
a clandestine meating (0.2500)
considering eating two dollars and fifty cents worth of raspberries in one sitting (0.2500)
the first time you got drunk (0.2500)
sexual congress (0.2500)
getting divorced (0.2500)
deliberately misunderstanding offensive slang by taking it literally, ie assume when someone says 'faggot' that they refer to a bundle of sticks or twigs (0.2500)
being The One (0.2500)
eating mexican food (0.2540)
insisting on precision (0.2540)
unpacking my adjectives (0.2542)
dyeing your hair (0.2545)
not googling The Underfold (0.2554)
socializing instead of playing video games (0.2556)
chromatic scales (0.2558)
being (0.2558)
not trying alcohol sooner (0.2564)
wishing you could give yourself a blowie (0.2564)
tang (0.2564)
not listening to Billy Zane (0.2564)
sexy times with a friend (0.2570)
not knowing what the big deal with Twitter is (0.2571)
being a socialist (0.2571)
telling him you had feelings for him even though you really didn't know whether he'd reciprocate (0.2581)
quoting that xkcd comic (0.2581)
puppy dawgs (0.2581)
going back for seconds on dessert (0.2582)
being a Shakespeare nerd (0.2593)
eating macademia nuts (0.2593)
painting your fingernails black (0.2593)
eating tofu (0.2595)
the final countdown (0.2600)
Philip Fry's eleventh year of living in the future (0.2609)
eating all the royalty (0.2609)
bursting out into evil laughter in a crowded or public place (0.2609)
throwing your underwear onto the stage (0.2609)
eating out a feminist (0.2609)
going to graduate school (0.2614)
reading through the entire dinosaur comics archive and then talking like Ryan for the next month (0.2619)
learning lisp (0.2619)
starting that fire (0.2619)
having known love (0.2619)
sexuality (0.2632)
polygamy (0.2632)
cooking hamburgers on my engine block (0.2632)
wanting gummi bears and or banana chips right now (0.2632)
your twisted desires (0.2632)
wondering what kind of feelings different animals feel (0.2632)
everything (0.2632)
taking comfort in the regret index in any way whatsoever (0.2632)
being vaguely european (0.2632)
writing a novel (0.2632)
being there for her when she needed you (0.2632)
being winsome (0.2632)
giving your best when you know it won't be enough (0.2632)
living on the edge (0.2632)
eating that cookie out of the trash (0.2632)
going commando (0.2632)
selling myself to science (0.2632)
that shorts are comfy and easy to wear (0.2647)
responding with Sassy Molassy (0.2658)
slowly replacing every part of your body with machinery (0.2667)
popping the zits on your ass (0.2667)
Peeing in someone's drink (0.2667)
spooning Jewel's boobs (0.2667)
The Princess Bride (0.2667)
alligators in the sewer (0.2667)
letting her sit in the front seat (0.2667)
taking the last brownie (0.2667)
eating food that fell on the ground (0.2667)
reading through the entire dinosaur comics archive and then tasting like Ryan for the next month (0.2667)
buying one of each in EVERY COLOUR (0.2667)
that all you know about Final Fantasy, you learned from a friend who really liked it when you were teenagers (0.2667)
loving your mama (0.2667)
being a dog person (0.2667)
not having tiny brown birds live behind your air conditioner (0.2667)
cleaning out your bowels through the act of pooping (0.2667)
crowdsurfing (0.2667)
mocha (0.2667)
pokemon (0.2673)
doing a favour that I knew would not be repayed (0.2674)
watching Borat (0.2681)
eating a vegan (0.2692)
listining to something when you know it'll make you cry (0.2692)
Wagner (0.2692)
that now that the Regret Index is back, you can go back to ignoring your Facebook, Twitter, Livejournal, Tegaki, and Deviantart (0.2692)
living drug free (0.2692)
white text on a dark background (0.2692)
your First Time (0.2698)
losing your virginity when you did (0.2703)
switching majors (0.2703)
private school (0.2703)
a tiny woman (0.2703)
not memorising every Star Trek episode (0.2705)
eating pistachio nuts (0.2708)
putting these dumb questions on here (0.2716)
brutal legend (0.2727)
boneless skinless chicken breasts (0.2727)
hasbro (0.2727)
taking up the ukulele (0.2727)
being childfree (0.2727)
being the king of all cosmos (0.2727)
whaling on the moon (0.2727)
writing crazily (0.2727)
M C Escher (0.2727)
changing your name (0.2727)
not eating my shorts (0.2727)
a giant cup of hot chocolate, complete with little marshmellows and cream (0.2727)
making references to poetry (0.2727)
going wee wee wee all the way home (0.2727)
going to the fancy dress party as Batman, knowing full well that the theme had no conceivable connection to Batman (0.2727)
drinking from the tap (0.2727)
opening a nice, refreshing Tab (0.2727)
uisng pirate insults in a real fight (0.2727)
wondering where all these regretters came from (0.2727)
pushing it well (0.2727)
joining community theater (0.2727)
theamazingregretindexing (0.2727)
loving Canada (0.2727)
challenging someone to a duel via a glove to the face (0.2727)
loving (0.2727)
building a birdhouse in your soul (0.2727)
eating bacon made from pigs that had swine flu (0.2727)
OGC Man (0.2727)
not sleeping with that tranvestite (0.2727)
hide and seek (0.2727)
saying the name of the Scottish play (0.2727)
tagging the Wikipedia article on irony as "contradicts itself" (0.2727)
dating (0.2727)
not shaving for a month (0.2727)
floating in a most peculiar way (0.2727)
making friends with a cat named Badger (0.2727)
sighing (0.2727)
waking up late in the afternoon (0.2727)
banjo dueling (0.2727)
ripping off penis jokes (0.2727)
Taking an art degree (0.2727)
Werther's Originals (0.2727)
going out to the woods today (0.2727)
pushing it real good (0.2727)
sending emails using your friends emails when he or she leaves themselves logged in and are not looking (0.2745)
cooking yourself a lavish meal and not sharing it with anyone (0.2746)
eating that last cookie (0.2747)
having a winsome onesome (0.2750)
living with your mother (0.2750)
flames (0.2759)
for some reason having a bias against nicotine (0.2759)
fasting (0.2759)
the venture brothers (0.2759)
that your livingroom is full of dancers (0.2759)
listening to a favorite song on repeat for hours (0.2759)
opening the windows (0.2759)
coming on to the regret index (0.2759)
coming to this site (0.2763)
super fat hippos (0.2766)
using this site to admit your regrets (0.2766)
having that threesome (0.2766)
getting (0.2768)
asking them out (0.2770)
walruses (0.2778)
being Ryan (0.2778)
eating boxed triceratops (0.2778)
not taking home ec in junior high (0.2778)
homographic homophonic autantonyms (0.2778)
liking fat thighs you can not lie (0.2778)
looking at gross and fascinating things on Wikipedia (0.2778)
not keeping up with the jonesing (0.2778)
asking them to wait for you (0.2778)
your wares (0.2778)
wondering why rachel has returned to commenting without using her name (0.2778)
not telling your parents (0.2788)
memorizing Monty Python and the Holy Grail (0.2791)
not knowing any ABBA songs by Heart (0.2791)
getting mushrooms on your pizza (0.2796)
that you were only referring to the subjects of ABBA's music primarily seeming to come from a feminine point of view, but yeah, you don't mind referring to longhaired blonde Swedish dudes as "chicks" (0.2800)
that someone keeps looking at my submitted regrets and combining them to form hilarious new ones (0.2800)
being well endowed (0.2800)
being well envoweled (0.2800)
going back in time to punch nazis in da face (0.2800)
not owning a single pair of tube socks (0.2800)
coming out (0.2800)
learning so many digits of pi (0.2800)
not having an abortion (0.2800)
spending the entire night going through the archives of that webcomic (0.2804)
masturbating (0.2813)
wanting to discover life with someone (0.2813)
zombies ate my neighbors (0.2813)
doing acid (0.2813)
boats (0.2813)
your gay experience (0.2817)
throwing your hands up in the air, waving them around like you just don't care (0.2821)
missing the Butthole Surfers concert (0.2821)
the successful launch of Sputnik I (0.2826)
eating too much at Thanksgiving (0.2836)
watching House (0.2847)
winter (0.2857)
taking the Amtrak (0.2857)
your time machine (0.2857)
being born after Freddy Mercury died (0.2857)
following a dream even though it didn't work out (0.2857)
having your memories backed up on a thumb drive (0.2857)
tieing your best friend up (0.2857)
pooping on a dog (0.2857)
ordering from Amazon marketplace (0.2857)
only listening to good music (0.2857)
wanting to ride your bicycle, wanting to ride it when you like (0.2857)
the death of a disco dancer (0.2857)
being honest (0.2857)
throwing meat at vegans (0.2857)
vowels (0.2857)
that your whole family is made of meat (0.2857)
your fingertips tasting like garlic (0.2857)
loving songs that have really depressing lyrics to go along with a happy beat (0.2857)
taking an expectorant (0.2857)
using drugs (0.2857)
the ventures (0.2857)
living in a country that doesn't have bagged milk (0.2857)
never doing bad things (0.2857)
screaming I LOVE YOU from the top of your lungs (0.2857)
lurking (0.2857)
eating snakes (0.2857)
coconut bras (0.2857)
having a detachable penis (0.2857)
fucking his mom (0.2857)
your double agency (0.2857)
kissing him (0.2864)
deciding you are too cool to go to the prom (0.2867)
telling the truth, even though it hurt him (0.2875)
secretly wanting internet fame (0.2877)
intentionally spreading Swine Flu (0.2879)
kissing that boy in Ithaca (0.2885)
rubbing my face in a tiger's belly (0.2889)
playing Spyro (0.2895)
verbing words (0.2895)
going POOP (0.2895)
thinking that the dude in the header of this website is kinda cute (0.2895)
hanging out with strangers on public transit (0.2903)
cathedrals (0.2917)
not sleeping with him (0.2917)
loving chocolate so damn much (0.2917)
your circumcision (0.2917)
gazing (0.2917)
that Weezing is a member of both the Team Rocket Poison Type binary with Arbok, and the Cinnabar Mansion Pollution binary with Muk (0.2917)
The Ten Second Rule (0.2917)
going on to hotornot just to give everyone a really low score to stop them getting big headed (0.2917)
flirting with somebody other than your significant other (0.2924)
that this site is HOT OR NOT for cool people (0.2927)
tackling her (0.2927)
picking Charmander (0.2927)
sleeping with your best friend (0.2931)
taking the red pill (0.2933)
your internet name lasting this long (0.2941)
rioting with the frenzied mob (0.2941)
using only one pokemon (0.2941)
wondering how one gets a job as a taxidermist and bone cleaner (0.2941)
the flowers that bloom in the spring (0.2941)
not voting for the President (0.2941)
not giving change to what you thought was a homeless guy but was just some dude in need of a shower (0.2941)
only wanting to see Wolverine because of the hot, hairy Liev Schreiber (0.2941)
getting it pierced (0.2941)
every sexual experience you've ever had (0.2941)
taking it all off (0.2941)
peeing in the shower (0.2941)
using ghee as an intimate lubricant (0.2941)
coming from the land of the ice and snow, from the midnight sun where the hot springs flow (0.2941)
accidentally setting my balls on fire with a barbecue lighter (0.2941)
adding a new regret (0.2941)
driving all day in order to pick up your brother, who is coming home for the summer (0.2941)
being a child once (0.2941)
that fry is your favorite character on futurama (0.2941)
going to a tiny college (0.2941)
giving that bum some money (0.2947)
waking up this morning (0.2954)
pressing that big button (0.2963)
eating some vittles (0.2963)
chewing on things (0.2963)
geometry (0.2963)
wondering if anyone has the old regret list (0.2963)
forgetting sarah marshall (0.2963)
cutting off your long hair (0.2963)
not getting circumcised (0.2979)
laughing because you suddenly remembered something hilarious, then realizing strangers are looking at you (0.2984)
going to that party (0.2985)
having a friend with benefits (0.3000)

most voted regrets

meeting Brian Peppers (12561/0.9789)
Kento (2759/0.9993)
turtles (2607/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2431/0.0004)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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most discussed regrets

being a minimalist (4566)
Kento (4239)
turtles (2202)
not getting circumcised (1842)
learning all the elements in the periodic table in order (1555)
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