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shows that only have eight episodes per season (1.0000)
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sleeping with that slim ugly huge breasted double D cup bucktoothed seventeen year old national merit scolar bikini model cellist goth, and by the way, screw you MB (0.0000)
sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
smashing a birdhouse with your flaccid dick (0.0000)
using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
shaving Jewel's bush, meow (0.0000)
stabbing Isabella Rossellini and ejaculating in the wound (0.0000)
having Gordon Ramsay voice an orangutan who does nothing but masturbate and defecate (0.0000)
masturbating with your cut off hand (0.0000)
pussy (0.0000)
humping Jewel's bust (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
arresting a king in his own palace (0.0000)
sprinking chocolate chips on your beloved's breasts as you knead them (0.0000)
the death of Sylvia Browne (0.0000)
having impure thoughts about a teenage Kimmie Gibbler (0.0000)
fisting Go Ikeda (0.0000)
not being Kento (0.0000)
licking Danish remoulade off of Chris Lydon's erect penis (0.0000)
brunettes (0.0000)
telling that girl in second grade who insisted that you were "the boss of her" to show you her vagina (0.0000)
twats (0.0000)
stealing that girl's bra from the communal laundry room (0.0000)
cornholing Willie Mays (0.0000)
teabagging Raymond Burr (0.0000)
holding your boobs when you run down the stairs (0.0000)
having sex with a girl who looked a lot like Christina Ricci (0.0000)
not eating out Kento (0.0000)
slamming your dick in the car door (0.0000)
killing the California girls (0.0000)
The Curious Cans of Benjamin Buttocks (0.0000)
bellowing DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND (0.0000)
turtles (0.0004)
regret index greatest tits, Kento (0.0115)
breasts (0.0135)
buying multiple copies of the book "To Be or Not to Be" by the incredibly handsome New York Times bestselling author Ryan North (0.0161)
slamming your dick in Jewel's boobs (0.0185)
saying no when you should have said yes (0.0217)
having a lesbian crush on Alex Dainis (0.0233)
playing Dungeons & Dragons with Tim Duncan (0.0286)
dongs (0.0297)
staring at Bicoid Babe's ass seriously (0.0310)
Twin Long Rods #Two (0.0345)
fisting Kevin Bacon at home (0.0370)
hating reality TV shows (0.0385)
sexy makeouts (0.0400)
going to the Sweatiest Ass in the World world premiere with Kento (0.0408)
being awesome (0.0410)
going slightly out of your way to step on that crunchy looking leaf (0.0433)
consistent pubic lice (0.0455)
dinosaurs (0.0466)
Receiving from Jaylala (0.0476)
breastfeeding (0.0526)
being the real deal (0.0526)
spooning Kento's boobs (0.0526)
all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy (0.0541)
learning to play the xylophone (0.0543)
Allison Iraheta being voted off American Idol (0.0556)
how weird The Regret Index becomes at night (0.0556)
being a nerd (0.0580)
drinking delicious lemonade and popping wheelies (0.0588)
all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy (0.0606)
building a castle out of the junk in a junkyard (0.0625)
managing to resist the perverse curiosity to see TwoGirlsOneCup, so far (0.0625)
demanding proof (0.0625)
making a fort in your living room out of couch cushions (0.0625)
boobs (0.0625)
this video (0.0667)
playing it loud (0.0704)
having to wear glasses (0.0714)
really not regretting the number one four two eight at all (0.0714)
wondering what penguin would tase like (0.0714)
discovering webcomics (0.0722)
your love of eighties action movies (0.0727)
all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy (0.0732)
rocking out (0.0759)
that Jewel has huge boobs, seriously (0.0769)
choosing Squirtle (0.0769)
defending the bullied kid (0.0769)
getting FOUR fish hooks stuck in your scrotum (0.0769)
being a rocker (0.0769)
playing Dungeons & Dragons with Tim Duncan (0.0769)
not wearing panties (0.0769)
futurama (0.0769)
boobs, vaginas, asses, and such (0.0769)
sharing warm spiced cider with a loved one (0.0800)
all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy (0.0811)
dinosaur comics (0.0833)
that wikipedia describes attending concerts as a "ritual" (0.0833)
all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy (0.0833)
deep throating Stephen Fry (0.0833)
having beautiful breasts (0.0833)
soliciting a fourteen year old boy to pose for sexually explicit photographs (0.0833)
disabling your crazy friend (0.0833)
cuddling (0.0833)
not supporting the President (0.0833)
drinking champagne out of a chimp anus (0.0833)
"Allison Iraheta being voted off American Idol" being voted off the bottom regrets list (0.0833)
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saying, "boners ahoy!" (0.0853)
kicking it old school (0.0870)
staying in college (0.0879)
indulging your nerd side (0.0909)
baking bread (0.0909)
NOT kneeling before Zod (0.0909)
Digimon (0.0909)
Getting into Miles Davis (0.0909)
garlic (0.0909)
suckling (0.0909)
wondering if so many ladies turn to writing and reading smut because they crave porn but get turned off by the way it's made (0.0909)
nomming a hamburger (0.0909)
Bicoid Babe (0.0909)
hugging a tree like a dirty hippie (0.0909)
questioning your sexuality (0.0909)
that walruses, goats, and swans represent the Leviathan, Behemoth, and Ziz, respectively, of the regret index (0.0909)
making waffles (0.0918)
moving out of your parent's house (0.0941)
drinking delicious lemonade (0.0951)
holding hands (0.0952)
treehouses (0.0952)
fun times involving sushi (0.0959)
learning another language (0.0962)
playing videogames while drunk (0.0962)
publicly mocking Swine Flu (0.0970)
dromiceiomimus (0.0976)
butts (0.0991)
kicking everyone's butt (0.1000)
growing up in a nonchurchgoing family (0.1000)
sitting on the floor in second grade (0.1000)
not having seen Muriel's Wedding (0.1000)
less than three (0.1000)
buying a Dinosaur Comics tshirt (0.1017)
sleeping naked (0.1026)
opening new cider (0.1031)
defending cream soda (0.1062)
saying 'boners ahoy' (0.1064)
putting punctuation in your comment (0.1067)
the last time you drank (0.1071)
the very last thing you said (0.1071)
going to lunch (0.1111)
loving Batman (0.1111)
having seen Star Wars all the through probably over a hundred times (0.1111)
following that white rabbit (0.1111)
that stuff getting eaten is inherently funny (0.1111)
spending all weekend naked (0.1111)
hugging a tree like a koala (0.1111)
kissing (0.1116)
becoming an atheist (0.1124)
getting into firefly (0.1126)
World War Two's ending in Allied victory (0.1129)
party party partying hard (0.1136)
being meat (0.1143)
starting over (0.1143)
eating raised bread (0.1154)
smoking weed (0.1154)
closing the door (0.1154)
sexing her hardcore (0.1154)
boners (0.1156)
breathing (0.1161)
making mud soup as a kid (0.1163)
friendship (0.1167)
that rachel is back (0.1176)
the death of Margaret Hilda Thatcher (0.1176)
spending an evening eating spicy cheetos, reading language log, and masturbating to nude photos of your ex from five years ago (0.1176)
the little wiggly things at the end of feet (0.1176)
downloading music illegally (0.1176)
making a little space for the cheese slices (0.1176)
drinking your first drink (0.1183)
singing along (0.1190)
getting your hot cocoa on (0.1200)
accepting candy from strangers (0.1204)
the color of blood outside the body when one has iron based blood (0.1212)
thinking of rain (0.1212)
skipping work to sit in the sun (0.1212)
ryan north (0.1226)
drinking a cold beer in the shower (0.1228)
Voting for Barak Obama (0.1228)
not meeting Emily Gray (0.1250)
that you tend to give money to buskers or not depending on their talent (0.1250)
getting a lick job from a trannie hooker in the dumpster behind Steak n Shake (0.1250)
hating family guy almost as soon as it was uncanceled (0.1250)
reading the book that changed everything (0.1250)
popping wheelies with the boys (0.1275)
winning (0.1287)
vandalizing Wikipedia's chicken page that one time (0.1304)
that groove is in the heart (0.1304)
watching Mystery Science Theatre all night (0.1304)
having sex at seventeen (0.1304)
talking to strangers (0.1311)
not getting the chance to meet the Mets (0.1311)
free speech (0.1316)
voting (0.1324)
Zooey Deschanel looks like a sandblasted Lucy Lawless (0.1333)
not installing Safari Three on all your computers yet (0.1333)
flushing that gallon of rotten shrimp down the toilet (0.1333)
eating goat cheese (0.1333)
attempting to lucid dream (0.1333)
obama (0.1348)
taking AP classes (0.1349)
qwantz (0.1356)
kissing her (0.1364)
making out with that girl dressed as a French maid at that costume party (0.1364)
listening to Wagner (0.1364)
being one of the very few people in your circle of friends to never really have the urge to smoke cigarettes (0.1389)
spending an entire weekend in your pjs (0.1392)
having a power level of over NINE THOUSAND (0.1395)
lasers (0.1395)
not wringing your parent's neck (0.1400)
not having kids (0.1408)
skipping the Harry Potter midnight release (0.1413)
liking michael showalter a lot (0.1429)
going hog wild (0.1429)
polydactyl cats (0.1429)
sexy spaceships (0.1429)
not going to freecreditreport dot com (0.1429)
eating roast beef off of your own boobs (0.1429)
having erotic fantasies about Bob Dylan (0.1429)
in jokes (0.1429)
that for every n in N there is a finite sequence a subscript k, of which every member is in Z and is nonnegative, such that the product for i from one to m, where m is the length of the sequence, of p subscript i to the power of a subscript i equals n (0.1429)
ap classes (0.1429)
not boning a donkey (0.1429)
making out with that girl who turned out to still be in high school (0.1429)
I don't know, always kind of liking narwhals yourself (0.1429)
having impure thoughts about a teenage Winona Rider (0.1429)
What is this I don't even (0.1429)
dropping your first truth and beauty bomb (0.1429)
putting your jeans and socks in one load (0.1429)
losing your virginity (0.1429)
growing long hair (0.1453)
living abroad (0.1477)
breaking bones while snowboarding (0.1481)
not being pretentious enough (0.1481)
all those books you read (0.1481)
blowing raspberries (0.1500)
passing yourself off as royalty (0.1500)
eating vaguely european (0.1500)
not actually being bitter or a nihilist (0.1500)
being a meatatarian (0.1500)
accepting a lower paying but much less stressfull job (0.1505)
burning that motherfucker down (0.1515)
breaking the law (0.1522)
going to the gym (0.1524)
cheese (0.1525)
listening to music that no one else has heard of (0.1538)
wearing two socks (0.1538)
pie (0.1538)
that "bottom regrets" and "most voted regrets" are white while "add a new regret" "search regrets" "recent regrets" "top regrets" and "recent comments" are all in blue (0.1538)
physically assaulting that guy who can't even bother to tune in the easy listening station properly in his cubicle (0.1538)
paying for a whole seat but only using the edge (0.1538)
The Middleman being cancelled (0.1538)
sneaking around in a cardboard box, Metal Gear style (0.1538)
Monty Python (0.1538)
keeping on trucking (0.1538)
Being born (0.1543)
trying that exotic food (0.1544)
telling your parents you're an atheist (0.1552)
not kissing up to people, even if it's in your best interest to do so (0.1556)
memorising every Star Trek episode (0.1557)
keeping it real (0.1557)
getting drunk at a wedding (0.1579)
that the Index is back, and the old users are back, and it is amazing nostalgic times for all (0.1579)
that "avril lavigne" in Canadia is a line of spring fresh canuck bidets (0.1579)
learning an instrument (0.1587)
gay (0.1587)
eating in a rad mood (0.1600)
reading the regret index (0.1613)
wikipedia (0.1622)
the indescribable beauty of simplicity (0.1622)
eating bread (0.1622)
eating meat (0.1628)
playing Starfox Sixty Four (0.1647)
how many times you went back over the archive for Dinosaur comics (0.1648)
Pretending to be asleep to avoid talking (0.1649)
visiting this website (0.1656)
clockwork (0.1667)
eating her out (0.1667)
meeting a possum (0.1667)
magic (0.1667)
randomly meeting people who fill your heart with glee (0.1667)
just wanting a sign (0.1667)
pudding (0.1667)
sweetness (0.1667)
having roast beef (0.1667)
christmas (0.1667)
eating left handed (0.1667)
that you always liked Mike more than Joel (0.1667)
being in a rad mood (0.1667)
being a pantyaire, like a millionaire but with panties instead of money (0.1667)
busting myths (0.1667)
chrono trigger (0.1667)
watching 'The Dark Knight' (0.1667)
always eating your skittles in prismatic order (0.1667)
refusing to accept the modern sense of "tweet" into your vocabulary (0.1667)
being the one kid in your nerd clique who instantly hated Return of the Jedi with a passion (0.1667)
not waxing your eyebrows in high school (0.1690)
being able to say 'when I was your age, pluto was a planet' (0.1695)
playing in traffic (0.1696)
being British (0.1698)
not switching to Geico (0.1712)
having eaten dinner (0.1714)
having a onesome (0.1717)
hugging a tree (0.1719)
ghosts (0.1724)
wondering whether Kento, Document, Sarah, and Pseudonym have found the new regret index yet (0.1739)
dancing naked ALL DAY LONG (0.1739)
neing a super freak super freak (0.1739)
that where we're going we don't need roads (0.1748)
preparing for the zombie apocalypse (0.1750)
a log cabin (0.1757)
dessert (0.1765)
not being one of those women who instantly fawn over babies (0.1765)
planning for the zombie attack (0.1765)
putting on your robe and wizard hat (0.1765)
thinking of lettuce as just a delivery system for salad dressing (0.1765)
raspberries, om nom nom (0.1765)
eating a huge nerd (0.1765)
loving lamp (0.1771)
peanut butter (0.1778)
staying up all night to watch the sun rise (0.1781)
that Venn diagramming is your favorite type of diagramming (0.1786)
having a crush on the Utahraptor (0.1786)
painting the bedroom a color other than white or offwhite (0.1789)
still knowing the lyrics to eighties pop songs (0.1795)
insisting on protection (0.1795)
bacon (0.1795)
not smoking (0.1795)
that you wonder if rachel would be in your klan or hoard or guild or whatever when the pokemon mmorpg comes out (0.1818)
lovin' dem pizza rolls (0.1818)
ever reading books (0.1818)
lullabies (0.1818)
watching the sunrise (0.1818)
spending the Fourth in someone else's country (0.1818)
wondering whether a centaur foal would suckle from the human breasts or the horse teats underneath (0.1818)
using the word "substitute" as a substitute for "replacement" (0.1818)
dancing naked (0.1818)
road trips (0.1818)
not really liking MMORPGs (0.1818)
that, in a way, David Carradine's death from autoerotic asphyxiation could properly be termed "a fatal stroke" (0.1818)
knowing you created one of the bottom regrets (0.1818)
bringing up your distaste for Disney music (0.1818)
choosing adventure over security (0.1818)
brownies (0.1818)
camping (0.1818)
recognizing the beauty of mathematics and logic (0.1818)
simple english wikipedia (0.1818)
trying to convince someone you are their Tyler Durden (0.1818)
hot bondage (0.1818)
losing yourself and dreaming of world that lie between her fingers (0.1818)
pronouncing "Intelligentsia" with a hard G (0.1818)
streaking (0.1818)
not eating goats for a living (0.1818)
buying food for homeless people (0.1825)
not living in Corvallis, Oregon (0.1835)
the metric system (0.1837)
washing your pet (0.1837)
yelling "in bed" at the end of fortune cookie fortunes (0.1837)
fry (0.1842)
hot snogging (0.1842)
drawing penises on the worksheet (0.1842)
revealing your nerdiness (0.1852)
going to college (0.1852)
standing the test of time (0.1852)
being an alligator (0.1852)
having a huge weiner (0.1852)
having a huge internet crush on Kate Beaton (0.1852)
listening to Beethoven (0.1852)
being the bee's knees (0.1860)
not knowing every ABBA song by heart, yet (0.1860)
donating to public radio (0.1860)
eating food that are high in potastium (0.1875)
good times (0.1875)
wanting to be under the sea, in an octopus's garden, in the shade (0.1875)
iTunes somehow playing the same song around the same time every day despite being on shuffle (0.1875)
eating a butterfinger (0.1875)
Garfield Minus Garfield (0.1875)
feeling that Pepe is the cutes BYOB corner pet (0.1875)
using the word "retarded" as a replacement for "stupid" (0.1875)
not knowing more about Anonymous (0.1875)
playing chess (0.1875)
tricking a straight guy into dating another straight guy (0.1875)
watching Captain Planet (0.1875)
foreplay (0.1875)
being real and fantastic (0.1875)
living in the city (0.1875)
chocolate spread (0.1875)
wearing white after Labor Day (0.1875)
comitting massive regret vote fraud (0.1875)
donating (0.1875)
giving that dorky, but really sweet guy a chance (0.1885)
dowloading that song (0.1887)
dinosaur wrestling (0.1892)
going to Spain (0.1892)
eating a noun (0.1905)
waiting most of the morning for the time to roll around when you can go to lunch at the most awesome hot dog place ever (0.1905)
having a name that is fifty percent vowels (0.1905)
being the cat's meow (0.1905)
hooking up words and phrases and clauses (0.1905)
choosing cake instead of death (0.1905)
shooting Scott Temple (0.1905)
taking boat (0.1905)
that the sea is deep and full of mystery (0.1905)
tapirs (0.1905)
telling your mother you don't want to have children (0.1923)
this picture (0.1923)
bondage (0.1923)
not watching the movie Pontypool (0.1923)
milk (0.1935)
earning a PhD instead of an MD (0.1935)
pretending you're a woman to get into nursing school (0.1935)
learning new and interesting things about skin and blood (0.1935)
holding cats (0.1935)
drawing a webcomic (0.1947)
being afraid of Americans (0.1948)
saving up some money (0.1951)
not seeing Nicolas Cage after seeing Face Off (0.1951)
reading pictures for sad children (0.1951)
post it notes (0.1957)
signing up for Twitter (0.1992)
how awesome broiling is (0.2000)
not joining the military (0.2000)
dandelion wine (0.2000)
buying the newer model (0.2000)
flipping off everyone you hated from high school (0.2000)
being the hottest item on the regret index (0.2000)
shit son, I don't know (0.2000)
getting over your ex so quickly (0.2000)
not having balls (0.2000)
being mean to the neighbor's rude kid (0.2000)
hooking up with ryan (0.2000)
losing your religion (0.2000)
going on a bicycle tour (0.2000)
that larder is a pretty neat, word, a holdover whose anachronistic meaning specifically meant a COLD storage room, but post refrigeration came to mean simply a pantry, but it could also mean a supply of food, the thing itself (0.2000)
not having played Kingdom Hearts yet (0.2000)
making pies (0.2000)
someday wanting to own land, with fruit growing on that land (0.2000)
busting through the heavens with your drill (0.2000)
that crazy night in Pheonix (0.2000)
finally taking a chance and talking to him or her (0.2000)
British English (0.2000)
delicious ice cream (0.2000)
a glorious fart (0.2000)
jumping in that lake (0.2022)
buying a Mac (0.2027)
not going to dartmouth (0.2034)
making love to your hand (0.2035)
extra sprinkles (0.2037)
Fictional Jimbo Wales (0.2041)
being bigger on the inside (0.2045)
listening to the whole CD (0.2051)
giving a gift as a surprise (0.2055)
finding the key to the secret garden (0.2059)
mARRIAGE (0.2059)
liking folk rock (0.2059)
experimenting with new and interesting sandwich fillings (0.2065)
running with scissors (0.2065)
swallowing (0.2069)
missing the NBA playoffs to watch the new episode of 'Bizarre Foods with Andrew Zimmern' (0.2069)
playing dress up (0.2075)
the Lord of the Rings (0.2079)
the resurrection of the regret index (0.2083)
singing Bohemian Rhapsody at the top of your lungs (0.2083)
spending two hours on the phone with your grandmother (0.2083)
changing your cell phone number (0.2083)
ever reading that first comic strip on the Web (0.2083)
thanksgiving (0.2086)
not going to prom (0.2088)
eating cows (0.2105)
pancakes (0.2105)
wearing a tshirt with a dinosaur on it to a dinosaur museum (0.2105)
correcting your friends everytime they misspell Dromiceiomimus (0.2105)
xkcd (0.2105)
the Dromiceiomimus' improbable colouring (0.2105)
wanting to take a girl under your arm (0.2105)
being Witty (0.2105)
Dinosaur Comics' new layout (0.2105)
sleeping for thirteen hours (0.2105)
turning it up to eleven (0.2105)
tickling her THERE (0.2105)
staying up all night to watch an eighteen year old paint her nails online (0.2115)
feeling closer to people in this world of regret (0.2121)
watching the Donald Duck cartoon "Die Fuhrer's Face" (0.2121)
buying a motorcycle (0.2121)
switching parties (0.2128)
what you did last Friday night (0.2135)
masturbating at a Jessica Alba movie (0.2143)
not killing every faggot I've ever seen in my entire life (0.2143)
making your time (0.2143)
jerking off into your roommate's shampoo bottle, not just once but every day for like two weeks (0.2143)
wondering, if the death machine was made of organic technology, could it predict its own death (0.2143)
chocolate (0.2143)
being really cool (0.2143)
disagreeing with things (0.2143)
being the lazer viking (0.2143)
air guitar (0.2143)
lying on a futon (0.2143)
listening to music at a much higher or lower volume than what the artist intended (0.2143)
wondering if we can get back up to forty thousand regrets in a year's time (0.2143)
eating pizza (0.2143)
facial hair (0.2143)
the invention of custard (0.2143)
going to market (0.2143)
that consomme is broth with will (0.2143)
using words that are not really words (0.2143)
Jack Kerouac (0.2143)
going to university (0.2143)
going to the beach alone (0.2157)
using hugs, not drugs (0.2157)
being American (0.2160)
knowing why the caged bird sings (0.2162)
telling your brother he was adopted (0.2174)
not eating Pizza Hut pizza (0.2174)
ephemera (0.2174)
girls with full lips and wide hips (0.2174)
taking care of knives (0.2174)
giggling over a heart's warm cockles (0.2174)
punching that baby, despite it's rude behavior (0.2174)
eating a tasty salad (0.2174)
this place smelling like brownies all of the sudden (0.2174)
purposely deceiving someone who never listens to what you have to say (0.2182)
following Stephen Fry on Twitter (0.2192)
the death of Clippy (0.2200)
almost always using the British spellings for things, even though you are an American and your spell check always tells you it's wrong (0.2206)
tweed jackets with leather elbow patches (0.2206)
shooting a man in Reno just to watch him die (0.2211)
volunteering (0.2222)
fighting the Nausican (0.2222)
looking at pictures of adorable puppies (0.2222)
wondering what the significance of the qwantz dot com domain name is (0.2222)
painting your fingernails lime green (0.2222)
sending the President into exile (0.2222)
feeding the ducks (0.2222)
being too awesome (0.2222)
Loosing you religion or faith (0.2222)
getting a tattoo (0.2222)
becoming vegetarian or vegan (0.2222)
major tom (0.2222)
tiger's belly (0.2222)
being Anonymous (0.2222)
PIN numbers (0.2222)
explaining to someone what the Regret Index is (0.2222)
that you never had a chance to tell Farty McCrablice that YOU LOVE HIM (0.2222)
taking comfort in the regret index in any way whatsoever (0.2222)
getting a credit card (0.2222)
stealing the enterprise (0.2241)
crying during the first ten minutes of the new Star Trek movie (0.2241)
dancing all crazy (0.2250)
xylophones (0.2250)
EXISTING (0.2254)
spreading your legs (0.2258)
escaping out the back (0.2258)
staying on the phone all night (0.2273)
cut and pasting a webcomic (0.2273)
eating that piece of chocolate (0.2273)
cooking bacon (0.2273)
takin it to the streets (0.2273)
making love above the pub (0.2273)
ATM machines (0.2273)
quitting even though the job was OK, but just OK (0.2273)
writing slashfiction about webcomic authors (0.2286)
a lifetime dedicated to public displays of air guitar (0.2286)
pictures for sad children (0.2286)
not settling down when all your friends did (0.2286)
wondering if there's a way to extract all of these autofill regrets into a text file for saving and possibly choosing the better ones (0.2286)
what happened in vegas (0.2286)
optical illusions (0.2292)
turning up at Ryan's door covered in mustard (0.2292)
the internet (0.2293)
that dreaming is free (0.2308)
actually finding pigeons more cute than vermin like (0.2308)
having an affair with the flirty executive assistant (0.2308)
leaving a legacy (0.2308)
reproducing via meiosis (0.2308)
globalisation (0.2308)
studying linguistics (0.2308)
puttin' on the ritz (0.2308)
not having a penis (0.2308)
filling your thesis with references to monkeys (0.2308)
the general awesomeness of blacklights (0.2308)
lying about how spicy it was (0.2308)
preferring women with body hair over women who shave (0.2308)
being your mother's child (0.2308)
playing god (0.2308)
horseshoe crabs (0.2308)
birth control (0.2308)
a French guy who looks like Janice Dickinson wearing a strap on under a fancy ball gown, just to piss off his rich bitch girlfriend and her annoying family (0.2308)
eating cheese just for the sake of eating cheese (0.2308)
not knowing who Richard Dawkins is (0.2308)
running away from indie cred, even though you listen to some of the music (0.2308)
stories about elves and unicorns (0.2308)
vaguely effeminate dancing frogs (0.2308)
extra cheese (0.2308)
having an adolescent crush on Christopher Walken (0.2308)
that you like pie quite a bit (0.2308)
reading every single Dinosaur Comic from beginning to end in a single sitting (0.2308)
eating lunch yesterday (0.2308)
buying a chocolate bar without checking the label first, only to find it had peanuts in it (0.2320)
chewing bubblegum (0.2326)
spending a whole bunch of time reading random articles on wikipedia (0.2326)
that your delicious cheeseburger was made from a cow whose cause of death was predicted by an infallible machine (0.2326)
being crazy and or retarded (0.2326)
learning all the elements in the periodic table in order (0.2328)
referring to water as hydrogen hydroxide, as a means to both achieve maximal accuracy from the perspective of how the atoms are actually connected, and freaking people out (0.2333)
getting out of bed this morning (0.2333)
your haircut (0.2333)
Grad school (0.2336)
only that you have but one life to give for your country (0.2340)
log cabin (0.2340)
sticking with your major (0.2340)
spending an entire day listening to the same song on repeat (0.2348)
deep frying boring healthy food (0.2353)
wearing that outfit at the same time she did (0.2353)
thinking that dinosaur might be good to eat, depending on the species, but wondering if the size of the animal would effect the texture of the meat or something like that (0.2353)
tapping her mana (0.2353)
dancing with the devil in the pale moon light (0.2353)
retiring early (0.2353)
writing the letter "x" backwards and upsidedown (0.2353)
the moon (0.2353)
going to church (0.2353)
eating babies (0.2353)
anonymity (0.2353)
growing a handlebar moustache (0.2353)
paying for something with fifteen dollars in quarters (0.2353)
wearing hipster glasses (0.2360)
leaving the farm (0.2368)
irony (0.2368)
getting hooked on Harry Potter or Twilight (0.2375)
making fun of people who instigate fights in YouTube's comments section (0.2381)
adding this to StumbleUpon (0.2381)
being the latest in nerd technology (0.2381)
buying a Wii (0.2381)
ice cream (0.2381)
selling your nintendo wii (0.2381)
reading, that shit is crazy (0.2381)
doing it for the lulz (0.2386)
Skipping the Fiance's family Easter Dinner to play xbox and go to a concert (0.2389)
missing Efterklang at the Dublin Docklands (0.2400)
Paris (0.2400)
falling in love (0.2400)
broken broccoli (0.2400)
losing your religion, like in that one song (0.2400)
helvetica (0.2400)
inventing a maneuver (0.2400)
airing out your nughty bits (0.2400)
going to an Ivy League school (0.2400)
impersonating that person (0.2400)
trying something new (0.2404)
penis (0.2407)
orthodontics (0.2407)
using flesh for digestive energy (0.2411)
still knowing the lyrics to nineties pop songs (0.2414)
Dresden Codak (0.2414)
my high GPA in high school (0.2418)
nothing (0.2421)
smoking pot (0.2421)
going through a Bob Marley phase in college, like EVERYONE else (0.2424)
love (0.2424)
asking her out (0.2435)
the english alphabet (0.2436)
not being on fire (0.2444)
giving up eating mammals (0.2460)
rereading all the harry potter books (0.2462)
dating someone much younger (0.2474)
breaking up with my first love (0.2482)
having sexy intestines (0.2500)
wondering what goes through their little kitty brains (0.2500)
the simpsons (0.2500)
deep fat frying a twinkie (0.2500)
the existence of the interrobang! (0.2500)
sexual congress (0.2500)
that Japanese people LOVE coelacanths (0.2500)
ira glass vs philip glass in "glass warfare" (0.2500)
your sudden urge to make brownies (0.2500)
going the extra mile (0.2500)
licking out a feminist (0.2500)
hugging a koala (0.2500)
not giving David Gwilliam kisses before he got married (0.2500)
line dancing while drunk (0.2500)
being The One (0.2500)
yogurt's laxative properties (0.2500)
being scared of Kefka (0.2500)
getting a liberal arts education (0.2500)
thinking someone was hot just because they were good at maths (0.2500)
having so many ideas (0.2500)
deliberately misunderstanding offensive slang by taking it literally, ie assume when someone says 'faggot' that they refer to a bundle of sticks or twigs (0.2500)
underboob (0.2500)
being a pc (0.2500)
the Pythagorean theorem (0.2500)
taking the boat (0.2500)
picking up the banana phone (0.2500)
eating a minimalist (0.2500)
your very existence (0.2500)
English (0.2500)
correcting people on their improper use of the subjunctive (0.2500)
girls, ewwwwww (0.2500)
kareoke (0.2500)
a clandestine meating (0.2500)
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being born during the hot war (0.2500)
that English is your fourth language and you speak it better than your first but not your second (0.2500)
never dealing drugs (0.2500)
having sex with your boss' underage daughter (0.2500)
putting mixed veggies in your scrambled eggs (0.2500)
ever saying "no fat chicks" (0.2500)
books (0.2500)
lesbians (0.2500)
being a huge nerd (0.2500)
all of the weird things you are a fan of (0.2500)
answering the telephone in a foreign language (0.2500)
that aloe plants are awesome (0.2500)
trolling the UK government petition site with stupid petitions you know would be rejected (0.2500)
being necessarily clever (0.2500)
using my mom's deodorant (0.2500)
having a cute little white butt (0.2500)
falling in love with the majesty of colors (0.2500)
the first time you got drunk (0.2500)
Ryan getting the Regret Index back up (0.2500)
wondering what kind of girl would be impressed with somebody smoking, it doesn't seem that difficult to do (0.2500)
speaking in spoonerisms (0.2500)
having low pop culture IQ (0.2500)
life being so tasty (0.2500)
fluffy cats (0.2500)
making fun of fat swans (0.2500)
liking songs that seem innocent on first listening, but end up being about serial killers or something like that (0.2500)
loving songs that have really depressing lyrics to go along with a happy beat (0.2500)
considering eating two dollars and fifty cents worth of raspberries in one sitting (0.2500)
knowing she was gay and still dating her (0.2500)
getting divorced (0.2500)
living and learning (0.2500)
eating mexican food (0.2540)
insisting on precision (0.2540)
unpacking my adjectives (0.2542)
dyeing your hair (0.2545)
not googling The Underfold (0.2554)
socializing instead of playing video games (0.2556)
being (0.2558)
chromatic scales (0.2558)
wishing you could give yourself a blowie (0.2564)
tang (0.2564)
not trying alcohol sooner (0.2564)
having a winsome onesome (0.2564)
not listening to Billy Zane (0.2564)
sexy times with a friend (0.2570)
not knowing what the big deal with Twitter is (0.2571)
being a socialist (0.2571)
telling him you had feelings for him even though you really didn't know whether he'd reciprocate (0.2581)
puppy dawgs (0.2581)
quoting that xkcd comic (0.2581)
going back for seconds on dessert (0.2582)
eating macademia nuts (0.2593)
being a Shakespeare nerd (0.2593)
painting your fingernails black (0.2593)
eating tofu (0.2595)
the final countdown (0.2600)
sending emails using your friends emails when he or she leaves themselves logged in and are not looking (0.2600)
Philip Fry's eleventh year of living in the future (0.2609)
eating all the royalty (0.2609)
eating out a feminist (0.2609)
bursting out into evil laughter in a crowded or public place (0.2609)
throwing your underwear onto the stage (0.2609)
going to graduate school (0.2614)
starting that fire (0.2619)
reading through the entire dinosaur comics archive and then talking like Ryan for the next month (0.2619)
learning lisp (0.2619)
having known love (0.2619)
watching Borat (0.2628)
wondering what kind of feelings different animals feel (0.2632)
everything (0.2632)
sexuality (0.2632)
eating that cookie out of the trash (0.2632)
cooking hamburgers on my engine block (0.2632)
living on the edge (0.2632)
your twisted desires (0.2632)
wanting gummi bears and or banana chips right now (0.2632)
being vaguely european (0.2632)
going commando (0.2632)
polygamy (0.2632)
writing a novel (0.2632)
being winsome (0.2632)
being there for her when she needed you (0.2632)
selling myself to science (0.2632)
winter (0.2647)
that shorts are comfy and easy to wear (0.2647)
responding with Sassy Molassy (0.2658)
alligators in the sewer (0.2667)
not having tiny brown birds live behind your air conditioner (0.2667)
crowdsurfing (0.2667)
taking the last brownie (0.2667)
loving your mama (0.2667)
reading through the entire dinosaur comics archive and then tasting like Ryan for the next month (0.2667)
cleaning out your bowels through the act of pooping (0.2667)
being a dog person (0.2667)
faking your own death (0.2667)
slowly replacing every part of your body with machinery (0.2667)
that all you know about Final Fantasy, you learned from a friend who really liked it when you were teenagers (0.2667)
letting her sit in the front seat (0.2667)
popping the zits on your ass (0.2667)
The Princess Bride (0.2667)
mocha (0.2667)
buying one of each in EVERY COLOUR (0.2667)
eating food that fell on the ground (0.2667)
spooning Jewel's boobs (0.2667)
Peeing in someone's drink (0.2667)
coming to this site (0.2667)
doing a favour that I knew would not be repayed (0.2674)
that now that the Regret Index is back, you can go back to ignoring your Facebook, Twitter, Livejournal, Tegaki, and Deviantart (0.2692)
living drug free (0.2692)
listining to something when you know it'll make you cry (0.2692)
remaining a virgin after college (0.2692)
eating a vegan (0.2692)
white text on a dark background (0.2692)
Wagner (0.2692)
your First Time (0.2698)
pokemon (0.2700)
losing your virginity when you did (0.2703)
switching majors (0.2703)
private school (0.2703)
a tiny woman (0.2703)
not memorising every Star Trek episode (0.2705)
eating pistachio nuts (0.2708)
putting these dumb questions on here (0.2716)
M C Escher (0.2727)
dating (0.2727)
saying the name of the Scottish play (0.2727)
sighing (0.2727)
being childfree (0.2727)
brutal legend (0.2727)
not eating my shorts (0.2727)
drinking from the tap (0.2727)
theamazingregretindexing (0.2727)
challenging someone to a duel via a glove to the face (0.2727)
uisng pirate insults in a real fight (0.2727)
boneless skinless chicken breasts (0.2727)
loving (0.2727)
not shaving for a month (0.2727)
making references to poetry (0.2727)
pushing it real good (0.2727)
wondering where all these regretters came from (0.2727)
loving Canada (0.2727)
joining community theater (0.2727)
wishing you was a tiger (0.2727)
making friends with a cat named Badger (0.2727)
being the king of all cosmos (0.2727)
going to the fancy dress party as Batman, knowing full well that the theme had no conceivable connection to Batman (0.2727)
going wee wee wee all the way home (0.2727)
changing your name (0.2727)
ripping off penis jokes (0.2727)
whaling on the moon (0.2727)
hide and seek (0.2727)
taking up the ukulele (0.2727)
OGC Man (0.2727)
pushing it well (0.2727)
a giant cup of hot chocolate, complete with little marshmellows and cream (0.2727)
opening a nice, refreshing Tab (0.2727)
hasbro (0.2727)
banjo dueling (0.2727)
eating bacon made from pigs that had swine flu (0.2727)
Taking an art degree (0.2727)
waking up late in the afternoon (0.2727)
building a birdhouse in your soul (0.2727)
floating in a most peculiar way (0.2727)
going out to the woods today (0.2727)
not sleeping with that tranvestite (0.2727)
cooking yourself a lavish meal and not sharing it with anyone (0.2746)
eating that last cookie (0.2747)
living with your mother (0.2750)
that your livingroom is full of dancers (0.2759)
flames (0.2759)
opening the windows (0.2759)
the venture brothers (0.2759)
listening to a favorite song on repeat for hours (0.2759)
for some reason having a bias against nicotine (0.2759)
coming on to the regret index (0.2759)
fasting (0.2759)
using this site to admit your regrets (0.2766)
having that threesome (0.2766)
super fat hippos (0.2766)
getting (0.2768)
asking them out (0.2770)
wondering why rachel has returned to commenting without using her name (0.2778)
homographic homophonic autantonyms (0.2778)
walruses (0.2778)
looking at gross and fascinating things on Wikipedia (0.2778)
giving your best when you know it won't be enough (0.2778)
eating boxed triceratops (0.2778)
asking them to wait for you (0.2778)
liking fat thighs you can not lie (0.2778)
not keeping up with the jonesing (0.2778)
your wares (0.2778)
being Ryan (0.2778)
not taking home ec in junior high (0.2778)
not telling your parents (0.2788)
memorizing Monty Python and the Holy Grail (0.2791)
not knowing any ABBA songs by Heart (0.2791)
getting mushrooms on your pizza (0.2796)
watching House (0.2797)
not owning a single pair of tube socks (0.2800)
that someone keeps looking at my submitted regrets and combining them to form hilarious new ones (0.2800)
that you were only referring to the subjects of ABBA's music primarily seeming to come from a feminine point of view, but yeah, you don't mind referring to longhaired blonde Swedish dudes as "chicks" (0.2800)
going back in time to punch nazis in da face (0.2800)
coming out (0.2800)
learning so many digits of pi (0.2800)
being well endowed (0.2800)
being well envoweled (0.2800)
not having an abortion (0.2800)
spending the entire night going through the archives of that webcomic (0.2804)
zombies ate my neighbors (0.2813)
wanting to discover life with someone (0.2813)
masturbating (0.2813)
boats (0.2813)
doing acid (0.2813)
your gay experience (0.2817)
throwing your hands up in the air, waving them around like you just don't care (0.2821)
missing the Butthole Surfers concert (0.2821)
the successful launch of Sputnik I (0.2826)
eating too much at Thanksgiving (0.2836)
flirting with somebody other than your significant other (0.2840)
tieing your best friend up (0.2857)
Pootie Tang being hated by critics (0.2857)
wanting to ride your bicycle, wanting to ride it when you like (0.2857)
that your whole family is made of meat (0.2857)
being born after Freddy Mercury died (0.2857)
following a dream even though it didn't work out (0.2857)
your double agency (0.2857)
eating snakes (0.2857)
throwing meat at vegans (0.2857)
having a detachable penis (0.2857)
pooping on a dog (0.2857)
screaming I LOVE YOU from the top of your lungs (0.2857)
being honest (0.2857)
vowels (0.2857)
taking the Amtrak (0.2857)
ordering from Amazon marketplace (0.2857)
coconut bras (0.2857)
your fingertips tasting like garlic (0.2857)
the ventures (0.2857)
the death of a disco dancer (0.2857)
lurking (0.2857)
using drugs (0.2857)
having your memories backed up on a thumb drive (0.2857)
never doing bad things (0.2857)
your time machine (0.2857)
living in a country that doesn't have bagged milk (0.2857)
fucking his mom (0.2857)
taking an expectorant (0.2857)
telling her how you feel (0.2857)
kissing him (0.2864)
deciding you are too cool to go to the prom (0.2867)
telling the truth, even though it hurt him (0.2875)
secretly wanting internet fame (0.2877)
intentionally spreading Swine Flu (0.2879)
kissing that boy in Ithaca (0.2885)
rubbing my face in a tiger's belly (0.2889)
playing Spyro (0.2895)
verbing words (0.2895)
going POOP (0.2895)
thinking that the dude in the header of this website is kinda cute (0.2895)
hanging out with strangers on public transit (0.2903)
not sleeping with him (0.2917)
gazing (0.2917)
your circumcision (0.2917)
loving chocolate so damn much (0.2917)
cathedrals (0.2917)
that Weezing is a member of both the Team Rocket Poison Type binary with Arbok, and the Cinnabar Mansion Pollution binary with Muk (0.2917)
The Ten Second Rule (0.2917)
going on to hotornot just to give everyone a really low score to stop them getting big headed (0.2917)
that this site is HOT OR NOT for cool people (0.2927)
tackling her (0.2927)
picking Charmander (0.2927)
sleeping with your best friend (0.2931)
taking the red pill (0.2933)
wondering how one gets a job as a taxidermist and bone cleaner (0.2941)
being a child once (0.2941)
that fry is your favorite character on futurama (0.2941)
not giving change to what you thought was a homeless guy but was just some dude in need of a shower (0.2941)
peeing in the shower (0.2941)
your internet name lasting this long (0.2941)
coming from the land of the ice and snow, from the midnight sun where the hot springs flow (0.2941)
using ghee as an intimate lubricant (0.2941)
accidentally setting my balls on fire with a barbecue lighter (0.2941)
using only one pokemon (0.2941)
getting it pierced (0.2941)
only listening to good music (0.2941)
rioting with the frenzied mob (0.2941)
the flowers that bloom in the spring (0.2941)
not voting for the President (0.2941)
every sexual experience you've ever had (0.2941)
adding a new regret (0.2941)
driving all day in order to pick up your brother, who is coming home for the summer (0.2941)
only wanting to see Wolverine because of the hot, hairy Liev Schreiber (0.2941)
going to a tiny college (0.2941)
taking it all off (0.2941)
giving that bum some money (0.2947)
waking up this morning (0.2954)
geometry (0.2963)
eating some vittles (0.2963)
chewing on things (0.2963)
wondering if anyone has the old regret list (0.2963)
forgetting sarah marshall (0.2963)
pressing that big button (0.2963)
cutting off your long hair (0.2963)
spin the bottle (0.2963)

most voted regrets

meeting Brian Peppers (12560/0.9789)
Kento (2759/0.9993)
turtles (2607/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2430/0.0000)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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most discussed regrets

being a minimalist (3945)
Kento (2948)
turtles (2194)
your boobs buying food on ebay (676)
tricking a straight guy into dating another straight guy (674)
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